Jun 6, 2025 11:57 am
nezzeraj says:
OOC:
Nice hits! Frankie is down to below half hp. Just @DarK_RaideR Sassafras left to act. OOC:
That'd be @darkstar8 ;)Please Xcrawl, Don't Hurt 'Em
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Jun 6, 2025 1:24 pm
Sassafras goes back to the phantom daggers on her hips and flings them at the meaty thighs of the patchwork monster.
Rolls
Shadow dagger - Roll - (1d20+5)
(6) + 5 = 11
Jun 6, 2025 1:40 pm
OOC:
Tracker[ +- ] Tracker
| Round 3 | ||
| Character | Acted | Grandstanding |
| Frankenstain (-3/1 rnds) | ✅ | 64 |
| Tymun | ✅ | |
| Vi Vi | ✅ | |
| Bole | ||
| Butch | ✅ | |
| Callan | ✅ | |
| Gabriel | ✅ | |
| Sassafras | ✅ | ✅ |
Jun 6, 2025 1:42 pm
Frankenstain, legally distinct from any known monster from film or literature, survives another round! It didn't appreciate all the attention and vents his by trying to grab Vi Vi as she flies in for a swing. The clumsy monster is too slow and she slips past his grip.
OOC:
PCs are all back up! This should be the final round!Rolls
Attack vs Vi Vi - (1d20+3)
(9) + 3 = 12
Jun 6, 2025 4:41 pm
"Bang! And the dirt is gone!" Vi Vi cries, as she renews her attack against Frankenstain.
OOC:
Big rolls from Vi Vi today!Last edited June 6, 2025 4:41 pm
Rolls
Attack + Damage - (1d20, 2d6+2)
1d20 : (18) = 18
2d6+2 : (42) + 2 = 8
Jun 7, 2025 9:51 pm
Figuring that maybe the last two whiffs were because she was using Rosie’s fancy distraction blades instead of her sponsored one, Sassafras pulls out her Omni Blade. She winks at the nearest camera and then bounds in for a slice at the monsters Achilles tendon.
OOC:
Welp, that wasn’t it😆Last edited June 7, 2025 9:52 pm
Rolls
Omni Shortsword - Roll - (1d20+5)
(4) + 5 = 9
Jun 8, 2025 6:38 am
Still flourishing his sword-and-pistol combo (it might be jammed, but this is about style over substance) Butch takes another stab at the last remaining hostile and his de facto nemesis in this fight, Dr. Fronkonsteen's monster.
Rolls
Rapier attack and damage (plus devastating attack) - (d20+4, d5+2+d5)
d20+4 : (11) + 4 = 15
d5+2+d5 : (1) + (3) + 2 = 6
Jun 8, 2025 8:49 am
Now that only the walking corpse is left, Callan focuses his attention on it. Remembering something he read or saw once that the monster didn't like fire, he turns his new superpower balls of fire against their final foe!
Rolls
Callan MackKenzie: Spellweaver Blast - (1d20+5)
(14) + 5 = 19
Fire damage - (1d5)
(4) = 4
Jun 8, 2025 1:44 pm
In a tornado of elastic limbs, Tymun lashes out with his sleek, well-honed Phang Blades axe for another time!
Rolls
Battle axe + 1 - Attack - (1d24+1+1)
(17) + 2 = 19
Battle axe + 1 - Damage - (1d8+1)
(4) + 1 = 5
Jun 9, 2025 12:12 pm
The final flurry of blows and fire blasts fells the animated corpse and it collapses with a thud. A final air horn sounds and confetti blasts from cannons lining the rooftop. The cheers of hundreds of spectators wash over you in a wave of sound.
The announcer's voice crackles from the AVS. "They've done it! The Houston Hexcrawlers have finished the Division II Detroit Xcrawl! And without losing a single member! This has been a phenomenal Crawl and I bet DJ Rosie will agree! Sheila, tell them what they've won!"
A raven-haired spokesmodel teleports to the roof. She's wearing a chainmail bikini with a gold sash that reads "Victory". She beams at you all. "Congratulations once again to you, Houston Hexcralwers! Your grand prize winnings are 10,000 gp, one Power Wand, and each member will get their own action figure in a limited edition Houston Hexcrawler Division II line by Szhlammo Toys! But wait, there's more! Tonight, you will also enjoy dinner with DJ Rosie and a who's-who of celebrities and nobles at a local 5-star restaurant. And finally, each of you will have a street named after you when this area is re-built. DJ Rosie as also informed me she is waiting below outside the safety cordon where she will allow you to do the honors of detonating the explosives and leveling this whole area to prepare for the reconstruction. Don't keep her waiting!" With that, she teleports out. A hatch in the roof opens leading down into the buildings interior.
The announcer's voice crackles from the AVS. "They've done it! The Houston Hexcrawlers have finished the Division II Detroit Xcrawl! And without losing a single member! This has been a phenomenal Crawl and I bet DJ Rosie will agree! Sheila, tell them what they've won!"
A raven-haired spokesmodel teleports to the roof. She's wearing a chainmail bikini with a gold sash that reads "Victory". She beams at you all. "Congratulations once again to you, Houston Hexcralwers! Your grand prize winnings are 10,000 gp, one Power Wand, and each member will get their own action figure in a limited edition Houston Hexcrawler Division II line by Szhlammo Toys! But wait, there's more! Tonight, you will also enjoy dinner with DJ Rosie and a who's-who of celebrities and nobles at a local 5-star restaurant. And finally, each of you will have a street named after you when this area is re-built. DJ Rosie as also informed me she is waiting below outside the safety cordon where she will allow you to do the honors of detonating the explosives and leveling this whole area to prepare for the reconstruction. Don't keep her waiting!" With that, she teleports out. A hatch in the roof opens leading down into the buildings interior.
Jun 9, 2025 1:00 pm
"Dhd... dhd hwhh mmwhn?". Still face down on the ground with his cape unheroically draped over his head, Gabe's voice kinda gets lost in the sudden boom of celebration. It doesn't take him long to get back to his feet and join in the cheering though.
Jun 9, 2025 4:22 pm
Participating in this XCrawl has been thrilling and frustrating in equal measure for Sassafras. Her rebellious nature is wrestling with her hunger for power and success. She has just made more money in one event than her backhome crew makes altogether in a month. What’s the downside here? she thinks.
She resolves to sign up for another and see how that goes. Sparkles behind her eyes start dazzling and she begins her celebration with a standing flip into a superhero pose. You know, for the show.
She resolves to sign up for another and see how that goes. Sparkles behind her eyes start dazzling and she begins her celebration with a standing flip into a superhero pose. You know, for the show.
Jun 9, 2025 7:39 pm
Butch manages to spin the chrome gun around his finger (not as dangerous a maneuver as it would normally be, given it's jammed) and nonchalantly holster it on his hip before the action hero magic fades out.
"Houston Hexcrawlers!" he cries out to the audience, trying to get them going with a fist pump. "We came here to fuck shit up and have a good time!"
"Houston Hexcrawlers!" he cries out to the audience, trying to get them going with a fist pump. "We came here to fuck shit up and have a good time!"
Rolls
Grandstanding - (d20+5)
(6) + 5 = 11
Jun 10, 2025 8:38 pm
Vi Vi touches back down to ground gracefully, before dipping into an exaggerated bow to the adoring crowd. She stands tall then, and waves!
"Oh please! It was all you!" she says, blowing kisses to her adoring fans! She gives some final, good natured waves and smiles before slipping down the opening!
"Oh please! It was all you!" she says, blowing kisses to her adoring fans! She gives some final, good natured waves and smiles before slipping down the opening!
Jun 10, 2025 8:55 pm
As the elastic magic wears off, Tymun attempts one last flourish with the sponsored battle axe. He whips an elastic arm and twirls the Phang Blade axe in the air and gracefully catches it. One further flourish and it is returned to the sling across his back.
Last edited June 10, 2025 8:56 pm
Rolls
Grandstanding - (1d20+2)
(20) + 2 = 22
Jun 10, 2025 10:37 pm
The team is cheered once more upon exiting the building. Upon the stage where they were first introduced to DJ Rosie and the game, Rosie is standing with hands on hips, a big smile on her face. Next to her is a demolitions box and plunger.
"It's great to see all of you made it! I hope it was a creative challenge. I put a lot of work and love into my games and it was certainly enjoyable for me to see my designs in action." She waits for any responses before finishing up. "As a parting gift, you all may have the honors," and she gestures to the black rectangular demolitions box. Anyone who wishes to may add their hand to the plunger. There is a short countdown of 3, 2, 1 and a satisfying slide and click as the plunger is depressed. Explosions ring out, the ground shakes, the buildings topple in a beautifully timed vertical collapse to keep the destruction localized. Warm air rushes in pulsed waves from the explosion. The cheers ring out again once the noise from the demolitions has faded.
"It's great to see all of you made it! I hope it was a creative challenge. I put a lot of work and love into my games and it was certainly enjoyable for me to see my designs in action." She waits for any responses before finishing up. "As a parting gift, you all may have the honors," and she gestures to the black rectangular demolitions box. Anyone who wishes to may add their hand to the plunger. There is a short countdown of 3, 2, 1 and a satisfying slide and click as the plunger is depressed. Explosions ring out, the ground shakes, the buildings topple in a beautifully timed vertical collapse to keep the destruction localized. Warm air rushes in pulsed waves from the explosion. The cheers ring out again once the noise from the demolitions has faded.