Chapter 1.1 - Ruckus + Teacher

It was an ordinary morning, with first classes due to start. It was so ordinary in fact, that no one noticed that, where once stood two walls, only a single now did, and thus, students see themselves in a classroom full of unfamiliar faces.

Everyone sit down and wait for any teacher to barge in.

First walks through the door a cheerful Kurumu, as she normally does, with a cup of coffee branding the 'Café Céleste logo on her. "Hello, every- Uh?" She scratches her head in confusion, lots of new faces in her room. What's worse, many she could be sure were from Mizore's class.

"W-what? What's happening in here??"

Then, laidback as always, Mizore crosses the door, and almost drops her lollipop at the sight, "What in the freezing hell are you doing in here?!"

After the confusion has good time to mature, the two teachers' stares sending sparks, a gleeful as always, Ruby Tojo enters the room, wearing a red suit: a white shirt, velvety-red double-breasted jacked and short skirt, both nicely fit, with a pantyhose and shoes; By far her most ordinary outfit so far. What's curious, is that she has a megaphone on her hand.

She raises the tool and speaks from it: it's sound clear, but not uncomfortably loud; "Attention everyone, in name of the school's board I've came to announce the merging of classes 1-A and 1-B!! Walls won't separate love and friendship anymore! Yuh hah!" She jumps, making a V symbol with her fingers and winking.

"Anyway, in front of those facts, we really struggled with something... We got these two lovely teachers here," She points with both arms at the two, while both try to vaporize each other with their gazes, "What should we do? Separate students from their lovely masters?! No!!"

"That's why, we decided to let them BOTH be your homeroom teachers!! Jaw-dropping, am I right?" Kurumu and Mizore really did drop their jaws...

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While Kurumu was left there, choking on her coffee and gasping for words, Mizore, after accepting her new reality, shrugged. "Oh. Cool. Less work for me." She says, moving to sit on the teacher's chair, a grave offense to Kurumu.

Mizore pulls her phone and starts doing whatever, paying little heed to Kurumu's whimpering.

The blue-haired succubus, on the other hand, kneels in front of a group of sit students, consiting of Luna, Sumeryu, Katsuya and, incidentally, Ibuki and Ling Jing: "My babies! My precious, adoring class!! I'm so sorry you're going through that, getting spoiled by that cretin and her vulgarity..."

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Before sneaking away, Ruby unpretentiously slips closer to Hanami, making a point of bending really close to her, "Oh, hi there, Ha-Na-Mi-chan~ So, how was your first day at school, eh? Exciting?" She grins, "Heh, just wanted to check! I was thinking about you last night, you see~ Oh, and if you got any more problems with that nosebleed, well, just go to the infirmary! The good nurse would loove to tr-" She's interrupted.

"Ok, that's enough!" Mizore-sensei comes, pushing Tojo away, like she was a have furniture still locking eyes with Hanami, "Get out... You're way too noisy! And actually a threat!" She adds, finishing the removal of the witch from the class. She gives Hanami a quick blank glance, hating how her cold and pale skin makes her blush very easily.

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After the ruckus ends, and momentary silence ensues, both teachers approach the teacher's desk.

Kurumu dramatically places her nameplate on the desk. "As the superior educator, I shall sit here and-"

Too late, Mizore casually slides into the chair before she can finish. Kurumu gasps. "You can stand." Mizore says, coldly.

With a grunt, Kurumu tries to bodily push her out of the chair, Mizore resists, and the whole class watches the two in a pushing contest, for the chair.

After a moment, both are panting, each having half of the chair to sit at.

In their struggle, the teachers fail to sense Sumeryu approaching them, and when she puts her firm and big hands on their shoulders, they both get startled, twitching straight in the tight chair; both gulping dry, in synchrony.

Kurumu is the first one who dares looking up, recognizing the familiar voice. "Oh, Sumeryu..." She stays, blankly. But then, after reflecting on her words, her eyes fill with resolution, "You're right! I can't stay like this... I'm a teacher, and I must do what's best for my students! I'm not like this lazy-bun, after all!"

"L-lazy?! Oh, I'll show you how worthless you are and how I can be a much better teacher than you, if I want!" Mizore says, staring deep into Kurumu's eyes, their faces inches apart, but the friction almost causing a fire!

"Ok class, let's head down to the Home Economics classroom, I'm teaching you the most important skill of all: making a delicious, loving breakfast!" She says half-exitedly, though still with a defiant tone, as she faces Mizore.

"Oh no, sit down! You're learning kanji!"

"No, YOU"RE learning how to make tamagoyaki with love!!"

"No, YOU’RE learning to conjugate Godan verbs!!!"

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An unwise student dares asking: ""Um... So we cook or..?

Just to hear the teachers perfectly synchronized utterance: "BOTH!!"

"Bring your textbooks with you!!"

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And like that, the students start going to the other room.

That day, a new rivalry was made, a new generation of Kurumu-Mizore-stuff lies on the horizon... At least that's what everyone hoped for, for their amusement's sake.