A Birthday for Gertrude

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May 16, 2025 7:51 am
Parish marches confidently down the hallway, heading towards the guest room where Viv is staying. He knocks on the door, then where's no answer, calls out, "Lady Niviana? Are you decent? I would speak with you!"

Silence still. The frog frowns. "Oh, no! What if she's in danger?!?" he gasps. Without thinking, he shoulders the door open and charges to the rescue--

--only to find himself suddenly in the basement, in the boiler room! "Zounds! What sorcery is this?!?" he cries out as he stumbles forward, coming perilously close to the burning flames! Fortunately, he catches himself before he becomes a flash-fried frog! "Bah! I'd better find my way back up!"
OOC:
Whoopsie: Bluster headfirst into a terrible mistake. Parish has 3 coins now.

[ +- ] Chapter Status

Rolls

Chaos Coins - (2d2)

(12) = 3

Yazeba

CESN

May 16, 2025 8:27 am
Yazeba
OOC:
last chaos. new whoopsie: Boss everyone around, then bingo to cash the 5 coins. Protect the B&B and those under the roof. And then flip no coins! Gift track complete!!! 🎁
Yazeba keeps opening doors until she finds looking her herself from the door on the other side of the library. She also finds Yola dumping just about every book on the floor. She turns back into the library, stepping through the two doors simultaneously. "Hey! Put those back on the shelf! Shouldn't you be preparing the cake or something? Didn't Parish need some vegetables for it? Shoo shoo, go do your little parties instead of messing up my library. These books are precious" She stops to look at the book at her feet Yazeba's Book of Useless Spell-casting "Why is this even here?" She looks around suspiciously at every guest in the library who, by now, are mostly cowering, trying to disappear behind their own books.

Suddenly, she notices Parish rushing through one of the doors towards the burning flames of the boiler! "Burning amphibians! What is that frog doing? Hey! What are you doing to the boiler?" Yazeba steps into the other room to check what is happening. "One day! Just one day of peace to focus on my own business. It's not asking much, is it?"

As Parish tries to explain the nonsense that just happened, Yazeba realizes she doesn't need to keep the spell anymore. "Have you hit your head, Parish? That's how things have always worked. And Niviana is probably by the lake or something. Maybe the shower. I don't know. She likes water." Refusing any responsibility for it, Yazeba does notdispels the magic. The B&B is not completely stable yet, but most of the chaos is at least under control.
Last edited May 16, 2025 3:09 pm

Rolls

chaos coins - (4d2)

(2111) = 5

May 16, 2025 2:18 pm
OOC:
@CESN I don't think you need to bingo to cash in the 5. The bingo is only to give away your coins to someone else.
But in this case, it doesn't change anything for you I think.
"Now now, Yazeba." Yola answers when the matron comes over to bark orders at her. "You know my old branches don't bend as well as they used to anymore." Picking stuff up was not on Yola's to-do list. When Yazeba 'shoos' her away, she's all too happy to leave the junk where she left it and take only what she came for. "Yes, fine, yes. I'm on my way out anyway." She says.

"Alright. So, I have the book. And I have the wrapping. Now I just need..." She talks to herself in the hallway. ".. A card! But let me go and see how that cake is coming along first." She decides to head back to the kitchen. As she gets closer she can hear a beeping noise as if some alarm is going off. THE CAKE!!! She thinks and picks up the pace.

Just in the nick of time she opens the oven. There are a few small burnt bits on one edge, but that can easily be fixed. That actually gives Yola a great idea!

She takes the cake out carefully and tries to remove the bad parts. Then she puts those bits back into the oven to have them bake just a bit longer until the smell of burnt food is covering up the smell of delicious cake.
That should keep Gertrude off their scent. She thinks. Literally!
OOC:
Bingo: Help someone else evade consequences (since the cake didn't burn to a crisp)
I'm giving my 2 coins to Gertrude :D
May 16, 2025 7:07 pm
Hearing Yazeba again, Gertrude does not wait for Amelie's answer. Probably Yazeba is angry as there is a lot of mess... and Gertrude is not doing her part in the party! Whichever it must be... hmm... She doesnt want to recognize to Yazeba that she has forgotten about the party and that she has not done, yet, whatever she must do... so...
Better look busy and perhaps ask? despite Gertrude doesnt want to ask... But better ask than get Yazeba angry in a party day!

"Oh Yazeba... what a mess is all this... ha! hmmm Luckily Amelie is as efficient as always... So... I am doing... what you told me to do... which was... what was it? Can I help in another way?"
OOC:
edit: cash 5coins
Last edited May 17, 2025 1:30 am

Rolls

chaos coins - (2d2)

(22) = 4

May 16, 2025 7:27 pm
Amelie ignores Gertrude as they focus on their cleaning tasks. It’s unclear if the robot actually heard the teenager over the sound of the vacuum cleaner they just switched on. Or perhaps, more suspiciously, Yazeba ordered the robot not to answer too many questions...
OOC:
Amelie takes a coin and advances the party track. Gertrude’s suspicion track advances.
May 16, 2025 7:28 pm
"Thanks, Zeeba!" Parish calls, waving to the witch. He sets off through the shifting rooms of the B&B until he finally gets outside. He heads off to the nearby ponds to look for Viv. Before he gets there, though, he starts to fret and frown. "Wait. What if Gertrude already has one of these? Oh, drat! I should have asked her! But that would have given away the surprise! I suppose one cannot have too many of these things. Can they? Oh, drat!"
OOC:
Whoopsie: Panic about it Gertrude already has the gift.

[ +- ] Chapter Status

Rolls

Chaos Coins - (3d2)

(122) = 5

May 19, 2025 7:32 am
I should put this in the room where we're having the party. Yola thinks, looking at the freshly baked cake. She grabs some frosting to decorate it first, slathers it on and adds sprinkles. Then she grabs it and heads out to get to the other room. Her present and the wrappings are in her purse.

On the way there, she spots Yazeba through an open door. "Ah, Yazeba." She says, holding up the cake. "I'm going to put this in the party room. It's the cake for Ge.." As she walks closer she sees that Gertrude is standing next to Yazeba. She hadn't been able to see that before getting closer to the door. "... tting our bellies filled." She quickly corrects. "Yes, the cake for getting our bellies filled." She laughs a nervous laugh.

Yazeba

CESN

May 19, 2025 8:13 am
Yazeba
OOC:
I guess Gertrude failed do I don't even have to lie :D Going for being mean to gestrude as well! And a party foul: Accidentally put something you really shouldn't in the cake.
Yazeba stands really tall and wizardly scary as Gertrude interrupts her thoughts. "That's what I maintain Amelie for, isn't it?" she replies annoyed reaching for one of her cigars. She really needs one now. "What I told you to do? What did I tell you to do?" Yazeba lights the cigar and takes a big puff. "The only thing I told you to do was to not be in the way..." She takes some time to savor the taste of the cigar. "... Maybe get a job or something. I don't know what..."
TheGenerator says:
I'm going to put this in the party room. It's the cake for Ge..
Yazeba is interrupted by Yola's storming in with... the cake! She thought this was supposed to be a surprise, what is that old shrub doing? "Ah yes! Finally Parish managed to get the breakfast done. I was just on my way to check on him!" The witch turns to point to where Parish stood just a moment ago.

"Good then, I can get back to my witchy business then". Yazeba does some minor spell when she mentions business, and suddenly fireflies start raining from the ceiling and burying themselves deep into the cake. "Flies afire! Where did... Don't you just like the flavor of crunchy light?" She takes another extra long puff. "Just take it to my office. And a cup of herbal tea. I have work to do"
Last edited May 19, 2025 8:45 am

Rolls

chaos coins - (1d2)

(2) = 2

May 19, 2025 5:37 pm
Gertrude sights to Yazeba "Ok... I'll try to get a job... lerhaps Parish needs help!"

She then looks to Yola "If he is making breakfast there must be something else than a cake, right? Hmmm cake for breakfast! I... I... like it! Not sure about the fireflies... but... who knows? I can ask him to prepare Yazeba's tea!"

She runs quickly towards Parish in the kitchen, but she doesnt find him in there... "Weird..." so she looks through the window...

(roll)

... but she does not see him.

She shrugs and prepares herself the tea. Then she walks back towards Yazeba's office, hoping to see someone in her way that might wants to take the tea to Yazeba, instead of herself...

(roll)

Amelie!
"Oh! Amelie! I am happy to find you again! I... this is for Yazeba... Can you take it to her office? I can help you with whatever you are doing in the meantime! Tell me! What do you have to get done, so I can help!"

(roll)
Last edited May 19, 2025 5:43 pm

Rolls

does Gertrude see Parish outside? (1 yes, 2 no) - (1d2)

(2) = 2

who does Gertrude find? 1 Yazeba 2 Yola 3 Amelie - (1d3)

(3) = 3

does Amelie have to say the truth? - (1d2)

(1) = 1

May 20, 2025 10:21 am
Amelie pauses briefly from their work to look up at Gertrude. "I apologize. My programming states that I must never allow another to perform listed duties. Your offer of help is appreciated. But ultimately futile. However, I will take this to Yazeba's office as requested."

The robot takes the tea from Gertrude and bustles off. Gertrude is no closer to learning what is going on, but her suspicion is increasing...
OOC:
Whoopsie: Refuse to diverge from my programming.
May 20, 2025 10:22 am
Meanwhile, outside, Parish continues to pace and fret, his quest to find Viv momentarily forgotten. "Oh, for the days of yore! When I was a brave and noble knight. It was so much easier vanquishing dragons and rescuing maidens than trying to get the perfect gift for a teenage girl! Ah, yes, those were the days. My armor gleamed! My sword sliced through the air with a snicker-snack! The people adored me! Why, there was that one quest..."

The frog continues to reminisce aloud to nobody in particular...
OOC:
Whoopsie: Lose track of reality in a flight of fancy.

[ +- ] Enemy Status

Rolls

Chaos Coins - (4d2)

(2222) = 8

May 21, 2025 5:58 am
Gertrude sights as she sees Amelie going with the tea.
With no task to do, she decides to go back to her book.
As she sits, she looks through the window...

(roll)

... and she sees Parish outside! Parish! he will tell her what is going on... although... perhaps he wants to be calmly outside...
Nevermind! There is a party going on and she does not know anything about... what if she doesnt go? perhaps everyone gets angry with her...
OOC:
Whoopsie: asume the worst

Previous bingo: make yourself useful with the tea
So she runs to Parish

"Ey Parish! I... can I interrupt you? I heard there is a party going on and... that you prepared a big big breakfast... but... I... I forgot... about that party and I dont want everyone to think that I dont want to be in there... I... What can I do for help? Where... and when... is the party?"

(roll)
Last edited May 21, 2025 6:05 am

Rolls

does Gertrude see Parish outside? (1 yes, 2 no) - (1d2)

(1) = 1

Secret Roll

does Parish have to answer the truth? - (3d2)

(221) = 5

May 21, 2025 6:50 am
Parish is drawn out of his reminiscence as Gertrude runs up to him. "Ah! Young Gertrude!" he sputters as the teenager bombards him with questions. "Whoa, whoa, slow down! You'll pop a gasket! What's this now?"

His eyes dart back and forth and he tugs at his shirt when she continues to press about the party. "Ah, yes, the party! The party to celebrate this lovely September day! A day of no particular import, of course. The best thing to do if you want to help, um, is to... Oh! Why don't you go find the Rabbits in the Garden who Wear Little Outfits and ask them for some carrots. Yes, some carrots for a nice salad. I think that would be lovely, wouldn't you? Now, then, off you go! Chop, chop!"

Parish hops away before Gertrude can ask more questions.
OOC:
@gesges, Gertrude's suspicion track is now full. She may now make a guess as to where the party is being prepared from the following choices:

+ The Dining Room
+ The Piano Room
+ The Basement
+ The Little Office
+ The Deluxe Bathroom
+ The Garden
+ The Kitchen

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