Admin, OOC, and Launch Discussion

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Feb 9, 2019 8:59 pm
Nice, J. Nice. Real subtle.
Feb 9, 2019 9:14 pm
Reading/posting to your RPG PbP when you should be fulfilling your husbandly duties = autofail all sex saves, evenif she is unaware. Crit fail if she catches you.
Feb 9, 2019 9:27 pm
Nah. You just gotta level up, that's all. Or find a +5 Codpiece of Prolific Sexuality.
Feb 9, 2019 9:35 pm
The worst is when they have Legendary Resistance. I was like, "Aw Jeez, I gave you back-rub and everything!"
Feb 10, 2019 12:49 am
Aw fuck, X. Literally lol'd in that one.
Feb 11, 2019 3:11 pm
J, this ZHPS is really starting to get on my nerves. I would like to invoke

Hot Lady Memories. The memory of that time you almost got with a chick makes your blood boil and you are infused with an extra amount of Adrenaline and Testosterone which bring you out of DMJ's Annoying Zero Hit Point State for 1d6 rounds, after which you suffer extreme blue balls and your speed is reduced by half, as you are unable to walk normally until after your next short rest.

DMJ Inactive for 14 days

Feb 11, 2019 7:12 pm
Xorthan says:
J, this ZHPS is really starting to get on my nerves. I would like to invoke

Hot Lady Memories. The memory of that time you almost got with a chick makes your blood boil and you are infused with an extra amount of Adrenaline and Testosterone which bring you out of DMJ's Annoying Zero Hit Point State for 1d6 rounds, after which you suffer extreme blue balls and your speed is reduced by half, as you are unable to walk normally until after your next short rest.
Bro, Ha! and no on that, BUT...
if Thorn had fucked Rutcrana in the Tcho-Tcho tent OR Bandecca at the Nasi Palace...
I would totally support transitioning him out of the ZHPS and gaining 1d2 HPs.
Feb 11, 2019 7:19 pm
DMJ says:
Bro, Ha! and no on that, BUT...
if Thorn had fucked Rutcrana in the Tcho-Tcho tent OR Bandecca at the Nasi Palace...
I would totally support transitioning him out of the ZHPS and gaining 1d2 HPs.
Dammit. I was sure abstinence was the correct call...
Feb 11, 2019 7:26 pm
Looks like you failed your Sex Save.
Feb 11, 2019 7:28 pm
Xorthan says:
J, this ZHPS is really starting to get on my nerves. I would like to invoke

Hot Lady Memories. The memory of that time you almost got with a chick makes your blood boil and you are infused with an extra amount of Adrenaline and Testosterone which bring you out of DMJ's Annoying Zero Hit Point State for 1d6 rounds, after which you suffer extreme blue balls and your speed is reduced by half, as you are unable to walk normally until after your next short rest.
Hilarious, X. It all makes sense, too. If we were playing an RPG where we played porn stars or gigolos, that would be some high level shit right there.

DMJ Inactive for 14 days

Feb 11, 2019 7:36 pm
Ezeriah says:

...If we were playing an RPG where we played porn stars or gigolos, that would be some high level shit right there.
Wait...you guys AREN'T playing porn stars.?!

Players, I didn't think I had to spell out EVERYTHING. Thought some things were base assumptions. Come on!
Feb 13, 2019 5:24 pm
HypCo. That was beautiful. Outstanding!
Feb 13, 2019 9:42 pm
I'm going to chime in with the guys above Hyp. That was just a stellar piece of writing, great to read. Having the two versions if the scene, what Trece perceived compared to the rest of the group...

Awesome.
Feb 13, 2019 10:47 pm
Oh man. HypCo! This is just great! I'm honored to be playing in this game with you all.

DMJ Inactive for 14 days

Feb 13, 2019 11:31 pm
All true above, Hyp. Dang that was an entry for the records. I read it first during the day, stealing out on a break between Classified meetings. Ha! I just read it for the third time now.

It's so shocking when it switches to the brutal reality, with Trece shaking and stumbling and burned. Bro, it's so SAD!

Hyp, Trece was such a HEAVY character. He was so damaged, scarred. Broken. I always wished he could have found more comfort, but it just wasn't meant to be. He was a product of a brutal world, fucking cashed it all in and went down like a man, steady and unbreakable to the end.

Hats off, bro. Thanks for the story, character, and scenes that are ingrained forever in my mind now.
Feb 13, 2019 11:37 pm
Yea, well done Hyp. That was moving.

DMJ Inactive for 14 days

Feb 13, 2019 11:42 pm
Fellas, I won't say I'm in burnout... but I'm pretty smoked. I gotta fade out a shade or two, at least for a couple of days or maybe a week.

I'm all in and would love for you guys to use the boards, but I want to give a RL Short Rest on Ep 2 as far as story goes. RP or character reflection entries would be fine and welcomed though. I need a time away, or at least at half-speed, to collect my thoughts, think over the impacts of the Endgame results.

I'll catch up on the weekend on Admin, but send any thoughts, comments, concerns, questions - we'll have to reset and stabilize. The predictable storyline (if there ever was one) is totally blown out the sidewall now, so we'll see where you want to take it next.

Tonight I'm going to drink some PBR 16 ouncers while on commute home in memory of Trece the Seetan, 13 Indomitable. Anyone have a problem with that?

Unconventionally,
J-Blaze

DMJ Inactive for 14 days

Feb 13, 2019 11:43 pm
One last thing...

PCs move to 8th level.

Players’ Club deserve it more than any level I've ever seen.

Well done.
Feb 13, 2019 11:44 pm
Rest well J, that was absolutely fucking epic.

It’s a good time to take a break and digest.

Level 8, oh shit!
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