Mad Libs

So, I've already updated my games today but still have the desire to play some more. So, how about we do a Mad Lib!?

I need:

* noun
* verb
* noun
* adjective
* noun
* verb
* noun

Please, each person just post one. Once I have all I need, I'll post the story and then someone else can do one!

Crap. I meant to put this in General, not Introductions.

Noun: Turtle.

Verb 1: marry

Noun: ice cream taco

Adjective: Floppy.

Noun: manatee

Verb: milking

Noun: Tuvalu

And we have it!

One dark day in the middle of the night, two dead turtles got up to fight. The turned their backs and faced each other. They married their ice cream tacos and shot each other. A floppy policeman heard this manatee and came and milked those two dead Tuvalu.

Lol! What the crap?! Oh, that's funny!

Who's next?

Me,me,me!

Since it's a longer one, I'll say each can do two per post (unless Shark_Bone is adamant on the 1 per).
I need:


* Verb
* Verb ending in "s"
* Time on clock
* Noun
* Plural noun
* Adjective
* Noun
* Adjective ending in -est
* Plural Noun
* Plural Noun
* Noun
* Noun
* Noun
* Noun
* Verb
* Adjective
* Adverb
* Noun
* Noun
* Adjective

Verb1: skiing

Verb2: spins

Time On Clock: Oh-Six-Hundred
Noun: Dancing Shoes

Plural noun: Strippers.

Adjective: Wibbly-wobbly

You do however you want on your entry! I'm excited to see this one.

Noun: guitar
Adjective ending in -est: loneliest

Plural noun 1: profiteroles
Plural noun 2: umbrellas

Noun: Rolex
Noun: milk tooth

Noun: tablecloth
Noun: snake

I'll add in a second for me now.

Verb: fluff