Cailean grew up as the 9th child to a simple farmer. After the 5th child nobody really counted or cared. The clothes were all hand me down, and the food was first come first served, and if ya don't scrap yer way into a spot at the table then yer going hungry. As the youngest, he barely got enough food, but he got a first rate education in the pugilistic arts. His father, seeing no chance of anything in his life, decided the best thing for this youngest child was to be dropped of at a monastery in the middle of the mountains because good riddance thats why, there's still 8 more young'uns to be fed. His father learned of the monastery through his barley wholesale buyer, who would buy all of the barley from the community, plus any hops, and wheat, never corn. So, at the age of 9, Cailean was left to the Order of the Oaken Barrel.
At one point this place may have been based on a religion, there were odd pieces of liturgy and strange ceremonies every week, but the purpose of this place was in finding perfection, through the proper brewing or distillation of the sacred liquids, Whisky. Single Malt of course.
Now brothers didn't always succeed and find perfection in their distillations all of the time, it was a struggle. If a sacred liquid was foul, the liquid was poured out like the dirty bathwater. But if it was drinkable, just not perfect, well that wasn't good either. The sacred liquid couldn't be sent out if it had flaws, so it must be destroyed by the brothers to make sure that it didn't ever go out to the masses. The only way to properly dispose of this liquid was of course to use their own bodies, their livers technically, to ensure that the liquid would not sully the reputation of the order.
Of course the truly perfected sacred liquids would also be imbibed by the brothers in order to give the proper thanks to the sacred liquid. In return, the sacred liquid gave enlightenment, understanding, fearlessness, and wisdom beyond compare.
After several years of doing the chores, Cailean started off with the initiates, brewing simple beers. The only way to move to the next level was for an initiate to create his own recipe. Cailean, ever the over achiever, created two; a wheat ale for the spring and summer, and a nice dark stout for the fall and winter. Once a brew is perfected, celebrations, rituals of imbibing, and sacred gatherings of the brothers were held to rejoice in the accomplishments of the initiates, and of course much thanks was given to the sacred liquid.
Whenever the brothers took part in their imbibing rituals, disagreements would occasionally break out over the best recipe, how to properly age, or the dreaded to blend or not to blend, and eventually the brothers would settle their disagreements through feet of strength, or fists of strength, and sometimes headbutts of strength, whichever they can use first. These disagreements would be forgotten in the morning, much like many of the previous nights ceremonies.
The monastery supported itself through the selling of their sacred liquids, when there was a surplus of course, to various royal families, fine establishments, or whoever will give up the coin. Cailean was always sent with the brothers to deliver the sacred liquids to the establishments and take part in the ritual of the tapping of the keg. Before the sacred liquid could be sold, it must be sampled, thanked, and much merriment usually took place. Cailean became well versed in these rituals and in the many feets of strength that usually happened after large orders were delivered, sampled, and partaken in, and during those chaotic moments of worship, a new sense of peace and tranquility would take over Cailean.
When Cailean was of age, he was tasked, as all initiates to the brotherhood, with traveling, sharing his sacred liquids with others, achieving new levels of understanding and oneness, and of course improving his own special brew until it can be considered perfection.
Cailean joined this ragtag group as a way to both fund his "research", explore new lands and sacred liquids, spread the word of the sacred liquids, and try to find a way to experience and unlock the bodies secrets of tranquility and inner peace, through the imbibing of the sacred liquid of course.
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