Chapter 1: Coins for everyone
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Aug 27, 2018 4:03 pm
The incense smoke rises into Siva's nose. His body jerks left then right and slow rises off the ground. His eyes have rolled back into his head. He address everyone and no one. A gift of wings to the champion to claim the reward. Choose thy challenge and prove thy worth.
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I am staying up late so will reply to this one first.Aug 27, 2018 5:13 pm
Daniel
Daniel looks surprised to be addressed directly, "Ah y-yes, um..." he stutters, "I-It's nice to m-meet you, m'lady," he says, giving a bow as he was taught by the caravan master he serves.
Joshua
"One key, but four locks?" he muses, "Must be some kind of puzzle... Anyone have any ideas?"
Daniel looks surprised to be addressed directly, "Ah y-yes, um..." he stutters, "I-It's nice to m-meet you, m'lady," he says, giving a bow as he was taught by the caravan master he serves.
Joshua
"One key, but four locks?" he muses, "Must be some kind of puzzle... Anyone have any ideas?"
Aug 27, 2018 11:01 pm
Abogard just shrugs, "I durn't know what this is..."
Thagr stands near the back, arms folded, waiting for the others to puzzle through this latest mystery.
Thagr stands near the back, arms folded, waiting for the others to puzzle through this latest mystery.
Aug 28, 2018 3:08 am
At the Lily Pond
The snake lady blushes. Soooo sweet. She then looks around to find Lavender and see him head into the temple. What!? You speak words of beauty then run?! Aaargh She screams. She then turns her eyes back to Daniel. YOU WON"T LEAVE ME! she begins to curl her snake like body around Daniel.
At the temple
Narder and Flaudette peak through the temple window. They see Lavender run inside. It is a large open room filled with light and incense. Three large pigs are standing on their hind legs. They hold leather bound books in their forehooves. They are standing away from the door and windows facing an inner chamber. Golden light streams from the inner chamber making it impossible to see inside. There are two more rooms to either side of this entrance chamber. Embroidered curtains act as doors to each of the side chambers.

Past the smoke monkey
Stearvall's stone flies true hitting the emerald demon on the head. The creature looks up, almost comically, then falls flat on its face. The jade dagger lands heavily on the ground and breaks in two. The other two green demons look at Stearvall and hiss.At the Tower
Siva's body shudders once more then flops to the ground. Smoke pours from his lips and nose and dissipates into the air. His eyes roll back to the forward position. He coughs and has a bit of a headache.
The snake lady blushes. Soooo sweet. She then looks around to find Lavender and see him head into the temple. What!? You speak words of beauty then run?! Aaargh She screams. She then turns her eyes back to Daniel. YOU WON"T LEAVE ME! she begins to curl her snake like body around Daniel.
At the temple
Narder and Flaudette peak through the temple window. They see Lavender run inside. It is a large open room filled with light and incense. Three large pigs are standing on their hind legs. They hold leather bound books in their forehooves. They are standing away from the door and windows facing an inner chamber. Golden light streams from the inner chamber making it impossible to see inside. There are two more rooms to either side of this entrance chamber. Embroidered curtains act as doors to each of the side chambers.

Past the smoke monkey
Stearvall's stone flies true hitting the emerald demon on the head. The creature looks up, almost comically, then falls flat on its face. The jade dagger lands heavily on the ground and breaks in two. The other two green demons look at Stearvall and hiss.
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Everyone that will engage in a fight or run away from the emerald demons roll initiative. Siva's body shudders once more then flops to the ground. Smoke pours from his lips and nose and dissipates into the air. His eyes roll back to the forward position. He coughs and has a bit of a headache.
Rolls
Emerald Demons - (1d20)
(10) = 10
Aug 28, 2018 5:06 am
In the Tower
Rosepepper and his crew follow the others doggedly as they descend into the tower. When faced with the mysterious key and locks, Lillian gives a piping 'hurumph'.
"Yes.. yes I have seen this once before!" He exclaims. "It's just as I suspected - this is some sort of monolithic transverbial hieroglyph that has been transcribed into a primitive pictorial form! Oh hooo, my aunt is clever but not so clever as to misunderestimate my ability to twist the the ethers of my dream state sub-mind!"
Lilian squints with great concentration as he focuses on the symbols of the locks.
Rosepepper and his crew follow the others doggedly as they descend into the tower. When faced with the mysterious key and locks, Lillian gives a piping 'hurumph'.
"Yes.. yes I have seen this once before!" He exclaims. "It's just as I suspected - this is some sort of monolithic transverbial hieroglyph that has been transcribed into a primitive pictorial form! Oh hooo, my aunt is clever but not so clever as to misunderestimate my ability to twist the the ethers of my dream state sub-mind!"
Lilian squints with great concentration as he focuses on the symbols of the locks.
Rolls
Symbol Check (Intelligence) - (1d20)
Aug 28, 2018 11:34 am
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Just for clarification, it was Mr. Pretzel's sling attack. No worries, I know you have a LOT of PC's to keep track of right now :)Lavender stands stock still, stunned by the strange sight of the temple and the singing pigs before him. The snake-lady's angry screaming breaks him out of his reverie, though, and he & Flaudette turns to see Daniel getting coiled up in her body. Poor bastard...
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Question for Naatkinson; Lavender probably would not rush to attack a giant snake-lady to help a stranger he doesn't know, but since it was Lavender's fault that Daniel is in his current predicament I wanted to get your opinion. I'm happy to have my two PC's rush to help to avoid a character death. But this is a death funnel after all. I guess I'm not sure of player-etiquette in this particular situation having never played DCC before. Thoughts?Last edited August 28, 2018 11:36 am
Rolls
Mr. Pretzel's Initiative - (1d20+1)
(19) + 1 = 20
Aug 28, 2018 2:13 pm
Daniel
Daniel feels a cold sweat break out across his face, but he smiles and shakes his head, "Now why would I leave such a beautiful lady alone?" he asks.GrogJohsua
Seeing that Lillian appears to have the puzzle figured out, Joshua walks back by the steps and peers up to see if anyone else is approaching.
Daniel feels a cold sweat break out across his face, but he smiles and shakes his head, "Now why would I leave such a beautiful lady alone?" he asks.
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@MoldyNolds: Don't worry about Daniel! This is The Funnel and I expect to lose at least one character during it.OOC:
The people attacking the demons are past the monkey, right? So what they're doing won't affect Grog?Seeing that Lillian appears to have the puzzle figured out, Joshua walks back by the steps and peers up to see if anyone else is approaching.
Aug 28, 2018 2:47 pm
Stearvall turns to Mr. Pretzel, "Do that again good man," He holds up his knife to meet the rush of the demon, "Keep clear, but keep up the stones I have not seen my death this day, but I might be wrong"
Siva coughs loudly, shakes his head and reaches up for the key and moves to put it in the slot under the triangle and turn it. "I do not believe there is time to teary"
Narder gives his new friend a wink, then slips quietly into the window moving to peer behind the curtain on the right.
Siva coughs loudly, shakes his head and reaches up for the key and moves to put it in the slot under the triangle and turn it. "I do not believe there is time to teary"
Narder gives his new friend a wink, then slips quietly into the window moving to peer behind the curtain on the right.
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Narder only has 1hp but he has become my favoriteRolls
Stearvall Init - (1d20)
(3) = 3
Aug 28, 2018 2:51 pm
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Fair enough, Naatkinson. Thanks!OOC:
Does Lavender recognize what song is being sung? Can he make out the words?Last edited August 28, 2018 2:53 pm
Aug 28, 2018 2:58 pm
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Making another attack with Mr. Pretzel since he is first in this initiative order, assuming Grog is out of combat for the moment.Rolls
Sling Attack - (1d20+1)
(6) + 1 = 7
Sling Damage (If the attack hits) - (1d4+1)
(2) + 1 = 3
Aug 28, 2018 3:35 pm
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If Grog is still hanging with the monkey then he PROBABLY won't get hooked into the fight with two green demons... no need to roll initiative :(Aug 28, 2018 5:03 pm
Grog
Grog waits just another moment to see if there are any more coins forthcoming, and then moves on with the others...
Grog waits just another moment to see if there are any more coins forthcoming, and then moves on with the others...
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Somehow I missed that he told us to move past him! Rolls
Grog Initiative - (1d20)
(13) = 13
Aug 28, 2018 5:10 pm
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So to assist with record-keeping that puts the initiative order for our demon combat at:1) Mr. Pretzel
2) Grog
3) Demons
4) Stearvall
I'm assuming Mr. Pretzel's 7 to-hit misses...
Aug 28, 2018 7:20 pm
Grog
Grog looks at the flimsy club on his hip, back to the demons, and then ducks back around the nearest corner, afraid for his life, What in the hell is going on in this place today? he wonders to himself.
Grog looks at the flimsy club on his hip, back to the demons, and then ducks back around the nearest corner, afraid for his life, What in the hell is going on in this place today? he wonders to himself.
Aug 29, 2018 2:11 am
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Is it obvious I love Spirited Away? The snake lady furrows her brow but does not constrict any harder Hmmm. She then dives deep into the water pulling Daniel with her.
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Daniel can make a reflex save DC15 to see if he can escape her grasp. Lavender walks forward. The large pigs make way for him. They smile porcine smiles at him. The language of the song is familiar. It is the language of the spirits and gods. A language for celestial beings. As his eyes adjust to the blinding light he sees a world of blue sky and fluffly white clouds and a floating mountain. The floating mountain is moving slowly toward the door of the temple. Flying around the mountain are pigs with large wings.
Narder and Flaudette peak behind the curtain. A large pig with an apron and 6 piglets with small aprons are preparing what looks to be a bountiful feast. Cakes and biscuits. Roast pig and pheasant. Fruits of all kind. A large human is roasting around the spit as are two halflings. The large pig holds up a carving knife and snorts. Three of the piglets squeal in reply then begin running to Narder and Flaudette. Come HELP us prepare the feast!
Past the smoke monkey
Mr Pretzel's stone flies misses this time bouncing off the wall behind the creatures as they run forward. One demon runs to Mr. Pretzel, opens his mouth showing his gleaming emerald teeth, and blows a noxious green gas into his face. The other demon does the same with Stearvall.
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Mr. Pretzel and Stearval need to make Fortitude saves DC 12 or be knocked unconscious.I am taking it Grog is staying out of the fight. For now? If not he can act now. As can the others if they are not unconsious.
Initiative order
Stearval, Mr. Pretzel, Grog
Green demons
The key enters the key hole.
Joshua looks up and sees nobody.
You all hear a satisfying "click" sound. Then silence. A moment that feels like an eternity. The world before each of you changes. You feel yourselves being pulled apart. Stretch then pop! There is another you. Then an infinite yous.
You think you may have seen something like this before. At a carnival in a room with two looking glasses... but this... Surrounding you is black nothing swirling like black ink in a basin. Small lights, flickering in the inky firmament, float around languidly on the inchoate.
Above you (or maybe below? or to the side?) you see a large brick pyramid. A single eye, green in color but wreathed in purple flames, floats within the pyramid. In a loud booming whisper you hear The thunder bird and the thunder snake are one. Cursed to be together in an eternal war. Peace can only come when they are separated. Then the eye blinks.
You then feel yourselves walking around yourselves. Walking in (or out?) of a broken mirror of shattered ego. The you that is thinking this right now is standing still. The darkness is no longer. You are standing back in the room you were in before. But now there is another you. But the other you has a face painted half white and half black. You look menacingly at you.
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Everyone in the Ouroboros tower roll for initiative.Dark Siva, Dark Joshua, Dark, Darfk Thagr, Dark Lillian, Dark Murt, Dark Fingers and Dark Abogard will go on 14. Did I miss anyone in the tower?
And I also like Star Tek the original series...
Rolls
Alternative Universe Characters - (1d20)
(14) = 14
Aug 29, 2018 2:31 am
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Did the key turn by itself? Or did someone turn the key and I missed it?Rolls
Lilian Rosepepper Initiative - (1d20-1)
(13) - 1 = 12
Murt Initiative - (1d20)
(2) = 2
Fingers Initiative - (1d20)
(12) = 12
Aug 29, 2018 2:33 am
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Siva coughs loudly, shakes his head and reaches up for the key and moves to put it in the slot under the triangle and turn it. "I do not believe there is time to teary" Aug 29, 2018 2:45 am
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Ah thank you!"Murt! Fingers! Earn your keep, and protect me!!"
Fingers hisses angrily at shadow version of himself.
Murt seems perplexed by the existential dilemma of fighting a double of herself. "DA FUG IS THIS STUPID?" She slides brass knuckles over her bruised and bloody fist.
Aug 29, 2018 3:16 am
Abogard and Thagr initiative
Rolls
Abogard - (1d20)
(9) = 9
Thagr - (1d20+2)
(2) + 2 = 4
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