Chapter 1: Coins for everyone

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Aug 29, 2018 1:50 pm
OOC:
Sorry for the delay
The heavy Fortune-Teller shakes off the effects of the gas and steps forward to drive his dagger in the the green beast. "Fallback Pretzel"


Narder begins to drool as his eyes take in the food, until they fall on the roasting pit. He turns to run, but stops for a moment, and grabs his new friends hand before fleeing.
Last edited August 29, 2018 1:56 pm

Rolls

Stearvall Fort Save - (1d20)

(20) = 20

Siva Init - (1d20)

(5) = 5

Stearvall Dagger attack - (1d20)

(15) = 15

Dagger Damage, if hit - (1d4)

(4) = 4

Aug 29, 2018 2:30 pm
Joshua
Joshua recoils from the sight of his shadow-double and readies his club...

Rolls

Joshua Initiative - (1d20)

(17) = 17

Aug 29, 2018 2:32 pm
Joshua
Having reacted just an instant quicker than his double, Joshua shouts and swings his club at 'himself', "Die, you unholy beast!"

Daniel
Daniel panics and tries to break free from the snake-lady's grasp as he is suddenly plunged underwater. As he pulls free from her grasp, he begins swimming for the surface and tries to get out of the water completely.
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Rolls

Joshua Attack w/ club - (1d20, 1d4)

1d20 : (6) = 6

1d4 : (3) = 3

Daniel Reflex Save - (1d20)

(19) = 19

Aug 29, 2018 3:39 pm
Mr. Pretzel is unprepared for the speed of the demon's approach and the cloud of bodily gas that erupts in his face and he shrieks in disgust. "BLEEEEECH!" He inhales the gas into his wide open mouth and can barely utter a "Stear--" before his eyes roll back in his head and he falls to the ground.

Flaudette gasps at the roasting humanoids and allows Narder to drag her away from the grisly scene. She looks like she is about to be sick.

Lavender stares out towards the heavenly scene before him in awe. He mutters to the the singing pigs next to him. "You sing the language of the gods? And this... what are you showing me? What in the blazes is happening here?!"
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Rolls

Mr. Pretzel Fort Save - (1d20-1)

(8) - 1 = 7

Aug 29, 2018 4:35 pm
Hearing Lavender speak Narder will turn that direction. "Hey Mister, you do not want to be here!!"
Aug 29, 2018 6:49 pm
Lavender barely registers Narder's words but he does eventually break from his far-away stare into the heavens. "You don't understand... I think they *want* me for something. They brought me here, showed me all this for a reason! There's something I'm meant to do!" Just then he sees the piglets running out of the side room and furrows his brow in confusion.
Aug 29, 2018 7:58 pm
"This way, lets feed some pigs to a snake"
Aug 30, 2018 1:14 am
At the Lily Pond
Daniel pulls himself out of the water in time to see Narder and Flaudette run outside, the little pigs follow. Why are you running away? We need help in the kitchen! Come one help us! Then they squeal. If you don't come with us Mommy is gonna be angry.

At the temple
For some strange reason Lavender feels he is starting to understand the lyrics of the song.


I ... .... ..... the world
Shining, shimmering splendid
Tell me, ..........................
............ let your heart ......

............ open your eyes
Take you wonder by wonder
Over sideways and under
On a magic ....... ........

A whole new world
A new fantastic point of view
No one to tell us no
Or where to go
Or say we're only dreaming

A whole new world
A dazzling place I never knew
But when I'm way up here
It's crystal clear
That now I'm in a whole new world with you
OOC:
Lavender has been blessed with the ability to read, write and speak celestial
Past the smoke monkey
Stearvall's dagger catches the green demon in the chest. Green blood sprays all over Stearvall. The creature drops to the ground. The remaining creature pulls out its dagger and says a prayer For the Great and Merciful Ro Ar please accept this offering, may it hasten your journey to this world. It plunges its dagger into Mr. Pretzel's chest and cuts out his heart. The heart turns into a handful of emeralds that the demon throws on the ground like useless trinkets.
OOC:
Death number 2 goes to Mr. Pretzel. I liked Mr. Pretzel a lot. Sorry to see him go.

Initiative order
Stearval, Grog
Green demon
At the Tower
Dark Siva lunges at Siva but stumbles and slams into the wall instead.

Joshua yells at his painted face counterpart but his counterpart dodges as if he knew that was what he would do. Its counterpart raises his weapon and bashes Joshua's head until his brains create a slippery surface on the ground. Dark Joshua then folds in upon himself seven times until he is but a mote of dust floating in the air.

Dark Thagr attempts to slash at Thagr, but Thagr's leather armor catches the brunt of it saving his skin.

Dark Lilian loads the sling, she whirls it around making a tempestuous noise, she releases and the stone smash into Lilian's chest breaking her ribs and collapsing a lung. Dark Lilian then jumps up and down on Lilian until her chest caves in and she breathes no more. Dark Lilian looks like whe wants more blood but before she can load her sling her body folds in upon itself 7 times and disappears.

Dark Murt trips and falls face planing on the hard stone floor.

Dark Fingers attempts to smash Fingers's head in with the shovel but Fingers guessed that was what he would do (cause that is what he would do) and ducks just in time.

Dark Abogard attempts to hit with his staff but Abogard uses his own staff to parry the blow.
OOC:

For some reason the advanced button wasn't working. So I rolled using a dice roller. These were my rolls:
Dark Siva 6, Dark Joshua 10, Darfk Thagr 10, Dark Lillian 17, Dark Murt 1 (fumble roll 5 - trips and falls, wasting this action. He is prone and must use and action must use an action to stand up.), Dark Fingers 9, and Dark Abogard 7

Initiative:
Joshua - 17
Dark Siva, Dark Joshua, Darfk Thagr, Dark Lillian, Dark Murt, Dark Fingers, and Dark Abogard - 14
So anyone below (that is still alive) can post in any order.
Lilian Rosepepper - 12
Fingers -12
Abogard - 9
Thagr - 4
Siva - 5
Murt - 2

Aug 30, 2018 1:18 am
OOC:
So we have our first fumble (it was me) and we have three more deaths. R.I.P. Mr. Pretzel, Joshua and Lilian Rosepepper.
Aug 30, 2018 4:43 pm
"If Ro Ar needs blood he can have yours!" Stearvall lunges at the daemon filled with Rage.

'You have done it again, three more deaths to add to the tally, the councle was right about you. And that gnome was the only one who seemed to have any idea what was going on' Siva lashes out at the bearded copy of himself fuled by self hatred.

Narder rushes past the pond and calls out. "Lovely lady we bring you an offering of food." Once at the far end of the pool he spins on his heal and gets his sling ready.
OOC:
I am sorry for getting three people killed.
OOC:
Looks like a rolled a d5 for the club, but it missed
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Rolls

Stearvall Temp HP - (1d3)

(2) = 2

Stearvall attack - (1d20)

(15) = 15

Dagger Damage if Needed - (1d4)

(4) = 4

Siva Club Attack - (1d20)

(7) = 7

Club Damage if Needed - (1d5)

(3) = 3

Aug 30, 2018 6:32 pm
Flaudette follows Narder and readies her sling as well. Along the way she will pick up a handful of rocks for her sling and toss one into the pond near where she saw the snake lady to help get her attention when the piglets come near. "I sure hope this is a good idea... Either they will engage each other or we just angered another other-worldly beast and drew its attention!"

Meanwhile, Lavender immediately ignores the tribulations of the fleeing Narder & Flaudette as he has a breakthrough. "I... I can understand your words! Your godly language has been gifted to me!" Then, he will actually begin speaking in celestial to the singing pigs. "Am I one of you now? What would you have me do?"
Aug 30, 2018 9:25 pm
OOC:
I would like for Thagr and Abogard to attack their doppelgangers, but I'm not sure how. I've been operating under D&D-based assumptions thus far.
Aug 30, 2018 9:28 pm
[ +- ] Attack rolls
Aug 30, 2018 9:37 pm
Thagr attacks Dark Thagr with a swipe from his sword.

Abogard loads his sling and fires it at Dark Abogard. The rock catches him/it right in the crown, and the dark double is obliterated.
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Rolls

Sword - (1d20)

(9) = 9

Sling - (1d20)

(10) = 10

Aug 30, 2018 10:51 pm
Murt swings a heavy punch at her alternative self. "FFFUG OFF STUPID." She bellows!

Fingers swings his shovel with a wide arc hoping to catch his alternative self in the ribs, hissing viciously.

Lilian Rosepepper gurgles his death rattle, "J..just as I..dreamed.." before dying on the floor.

Rolls

Fingers' Attack, and damage - (1d20, 1d4)

1d20 : (13) = 13

1d4 : (1) = 1

Murt's Attack, and damage - (1d20+1, 1d4+1)

1d20+1 : (12) + 1 = 13

1d4+1 : (4) + 1 = 5

Aug 31, 2018 1:16 am
At the Lily Pond
Snake woman arises from the water her hair wet and dripping. She looks unhappy. But at the mention of food she smiles. You mean... you didn't leave me? You just wanted to find me a present? You do love me! She turns and hisses at the three little pigs. She slithers forward and grabs 2 of the little pigs in her serpentine body. They are easily strangled. The third squeals in fright.

At the temple
The song goes on and on... The mountain gets closer.

Past the smoke monkey
Stearvall, hot on a roll, slashes with his dagger catching the green demon in the neck. More green blood sprays all over Stearvall. The creature drops to the ground clutching its throat, gurgling, then lies still.

As the last emerald demon dies a murder of crows flies down from the sky. You hear a loud cacophony of crow calls, then, to Stearvall a voice rises above the others. Malotoch, the carrion god, thanks you for your help. Ask a boon and it shall be yours.
OOC:

Out of initiative.
@Naatkinson what is Grog up to?
At the Tower
Siva lunges at Dark Siva but sadly misses.. Dark Siva attacks back and hits him leaving a nasty bruise. One more like that and Siva will be done.

Thagr attempts a thrust of his own. But he oversteps, leaving an opening for Dark Thagr to punch Thagr in the face causing a bloody nose.

Dark Murt still lying on the hard stone floor gets a full fist in her face. Her skull cracks as it slams hard against the hard floor. Blood leaks out onto the ground staining it crimson brown. The body folds up into a tiny mote and floats off. But the blood stain remains.

Fingers swings around and clips Dark Fingers on the chin, drawing blood. Dark finger tries a riposte but finds it awkward with a shovel and misses.
OOC:

Note: In the future if you know you hit or missed. Feel free to edit and add your own description of what went down.

@Walker of Sorrow please explain how Abogard takes down (kills) his alternate self.

@MrStr4ng3 Thanks for posting the rules for Walker of Sorrow!

Siva the elf takes 1 point of damage. Thagr takes 1 point of damage.

The Dark Side is done. Back to you all.

Initiative:
Dark Siva, Darfk Thagr, Dark Fingers, and Dark Abogard - 14
So anyone below (that is still alive) can post in any order.
Fingers -12
Abogard - 9
Thagr - 4
Siva - 5
Murt - 2

Rolls

Abogard's Damage - (1d4+1)

(4) + 1 = 5

Dark Siva Attack, damage - (1d20, 1d4)

1d20 : (13) = 13

1d4 : (1) = 1

Dark Thagr, damage - (1d20, 1d6)

1d20 : (13) = 13

1d6 : (1) = 1

Dark Fingers, damage - (1d20, 1d4)

1d20 : (3) = 3

1d4 : (4) = 4

Aug 31, 2018 2:10 am
OOC:
Can Lavender tell how close this mountain is to the open doorway? Can he see anyone else out there besides flying pigs?
Aug 31, 2018 2:25 am
Fingers lunges at his shadow self, harnessing the famous strength of lizards everywhere to swing his shovel as hard as he can.

Murt circles around to attack the Shadow Fingers. "YEAH YEAH FUG 'EM UP!" She advises, showing herself as a clear front runner for leadership. Her brass knuckles crash into the back of the shadow fingers' skull! Knocking him down, the teenage thug jumps onto the back of the shadow while pummeling it, her brutish grunts matching each wet punch.
Last edited August 31, 2018 4:04 am

Rolls

Fingers' Attack and Damage - (1d20, 1d4)

1d20 : (7) = 7

1d4 : (1) = 1

Murt's Attack and Damage - (1d20+1, 1d4+1)

1d20+1 : (16) + 1 = 17

1d4+1 : (4) + 1 = 5

Aug 31, 2018 2:27 am
OOC:
Murt's kickin' ass and taking names! How does she take down dark Fingers?
Aug 31, 2018 2:38 am
OOC:
Now edited for brutality.
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