Chapter 1: Coins for everyone

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Aug 31, 2018 3:28 am
Lavender sees the mountain looming very close. He can now make out a large statue (or is it a god sitting very still?) sitting cross legged on the top of the mountain. It seems that a waterfall of milk is flowing from the statue's chest. It cascades down the mountain.
Aug 31, 2018 11:07 am
As the mountain and the statue(?) gets within shouting distance Lavender will fall to his knees in reverence, his former masculine bravado forgotten for the moment. With tears streaming down his face he cries out in celestial, "I have answered the call! Your chosen one is here oh mighty one! What is thy bidding?" And then he will begin singing along the best he can with the pigs.
Aug 31, 2018 12:30 pm
Steaevall looks to the crows then to his fallen friend. "All I have given you today is death, Mr Pretzel gave you his life. By boon is that you take him as a saint" he bends down and tosses Mr. Pretzel's doll to the crows. He scoops up some of the emeralds, walks over to put his back against a wall and slides down, his tears cutting lines through the blood on his face.
"Malotoch, if I make it through today I dedicate myself to you!"

It was the all to human squeel of fear from the piglet, the sling stopped spinning in his hand and Narder looked in horror at is handiwork, He was out of clever, brave and impulsive for today. It seemed like tired was all that was left

Siva's arm went numb with the blow, he could remember when Master Amon taught him that counter, he steps in again with more blows all blocked or dodged and he remembered something else Amon had said, 'You are your own worst enemy Siva.'
Last edited August 31, 2018 2:03 pm

Rolls

Siva Attack - (1d20)

(9) = 9

Club Damage - (1d4)

(2) = 2

Aug 31, 2018 1:20 pm
Daniel
"Of course not!" Daniel replies to the snake-lady, relieved that she's not trying to kill him, "I saw the pigs and just knew you'd love them to bits! Would you like it if I got you some more presents?"

Grog
Grog steps out from behind cover, "Good job, fellas!" he says, clapping Stearvall on the back, "I knew we could do it!"
Sep 1, 2018 3:01 am
At the Lily Pond
Snake woman smiles. I do get hungry... She then strangles the last little pig. She pulls the three bodies into the water. Just then the large pig cook comes out holding a big cleaver. What have you done to my babies!? it snarls and squeals.
OOC:

Roll for initiative.
At the temple
The song goes on and the mountain comes closer.

Past the smoke monkey
The crows lift the doll up and place it at the top of the shrine. The crows begin a chant of Mr. Pretzel. saint of the Carrion God. Long may we eat of his rotten flesh. The one crow that spoke to Stearval hops over and looks at Grog with its beady eye. It then squawks and hops onto Stearval's shoulder. It speaks to Stearval Surviving this dread day will indeed be a challenge. But Molotoch will help you as she can.
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So you now have a few choices. You can head back to the bazzar, from there you can go into the Ouroboros tower or the smoke to the lily pong. Or you can keep going forward away from the bazaar.
At the Tower
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Let's wait another day for everyone to complete their actions. So far only Murt, Fingers and Siva have acted. Dark Siva, Dark Thagr, Dark Fingers, and Dark Abogard remain.

Rolls

Momma Pig Initiative - (1d20)

(12) = 12

Snake Woman Initiative - (1d20)

(2) = 2

Sep 1, 2018 3:18 am
OOC:
Rolling initiative for Flaudette

Rolls

Flaudette Initiative - (1d20)

(8) = 8

Sep 1, 2018 4:20 am
OOC:
Daniel Initiative

Rolls

Init - (1d20+1)

(8) + 1 = 9

Sep 1, 2018 11:41 am
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@MrStr4ng3 I just gotta say, Stearvall using his boon to nominate Mr. Pretzel for sainthood was a beautiful thing! 👏🏻😭
Sep 1, 2018 12:46 pm
OOC:
Narder Init

Rolls

Init - (1d20)

(8) = 8

Sep 3, 2018 1:23 pm
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Sorry for not posting for 2 days. Just started a new job. Will get back to things tomorrow :)
Sep 3, 2018 2:17 pm
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No worries here, I just moved over the weekend!
Sep 4, 2018 12:34 am
At the Lily Pond
The Mamma Pig comes out and rushes at Flaudette but Flaudette jumps out of the way and the cleaver swings wide. Mamma Pig squeals in rage.
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Momma Pig 12
Daniel 9
Flaudette 8
Narder 8
Snake Woman 2
At the temple
The mountain comes nearer and nearer. Lavender see the large god clearly now. She is WONDERFUL in all her opulence.

Past the smoke monkey
OOC:

So Stearval and Grog have a few choices. You can head back to the bazzar, from there you can go into the Ouroboros tower or the smoke to the lily pong. Or you can keep going forward away from the bazaar.
At the Tower

Thagr, face bloody from the punch, twists in slow motion raising the short sword just high enough to cut Dark Thagr's head clean off. The body of dark Thagr disappears even before it has a chance to hit the ground.

Finger's riposte failed but it was enough to push Dark Fingers back and he takes a wild swing leaving Dark open to attack.
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Next attack on Dark Fingers gets +2
Dark Siva growls before raising his staff high and smashing it hard in Siva's head. The sound of a loud crack acoompanies Siva's body slumping to the ground dead. Dark Siva disappears.
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The Dark Side is done. Back to you all.

Initiative:
Dark Fingers - 14
So anyone below (that is still alive) can post in any order.
Fingers -12
Abogard - 9
Thagr - 4
Murt - 2
OOC:
Not sure what happened to WalkerOfSorrow?
Going to NPC her characters.

Rolls

Thagr Short Sword - (1d20, 1d6)

1d20 : (19) = 19

1d6 : (2) = 2

Abogard staff - (1d20, 1d4)

1d20 : (2) = 2

1d4 : (1) = 1

Mamma Pig - (1d20, 1d4)

1d20 : (5) = 5

1d4 : (1) = 1

Dark Siva - (1d20, 1d4)

1d20 : (12) = 12

1d4 : (3) = 3

Dark Fingers - (1d20, 1d4)

1d20 : (1) = 1

1d4 : (3) = 3

Dark Abogard - (1d20, 1d4)

1d20 : (14) = 14

1d4 : (3) = 3

Dark Finger fumble - (1d20)

(9) = 9

Sep 4, 2018 12:54 am
OOC:
I'm here, but I'm having a really hard time keeping up. I'm sorry. I'm sending you a PM.
Sep 4, 2018 12:56 am
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ok, I get it, the funnel is pretty crazy.
Sep 4, 2018 12:57 am
OOC:

Those still alive are:

Fingers
Abogard
Thagr
Murt
Stearval
Grog
Daniel
Flaudette
Narder
Lavender

Man I am not good at killing these guys off!


Sep 4, 2018 1:05 am
Daniel glances back at the snake-lady and then raises his sword, "For beauty!" he shouts, slashing at the mama pig with his sword.
Last edited September 4, 2018 1:06 am

Rolls

Daniel's Attack w/ Short Sword - (1d20+1, 1d6+1)

1d20+1 : (9) + 1 = 10

1d6+1 : (3) + 1 = 4

Sep 5, 2018 3:20 am
Starvall takes a few more moments to grieve his friend. Before heading back to where everything started.


"not today piggy" Narder dances back and lets a sling stone fly

Rolls

Sling - (1d20)

(13) = 13

Damage - (1d4)

(2) = 2

Sep 5, 2018 3:53 am
The pig's thick hide proves too much for Daniel's beautiful sword thrust. But Narder has more success with his sling hitting her in the arm leaving a bad bruise.
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She has AC 12 and is still up.
Sep 5, 2018 4:53 am
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I had thought Murt, after killing Dark Murt, went on to successfully kill Dark Fingers (which was the repost for brutality).
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