Chapter 1: Coins for everyone

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Sep 5, 2018 12:48 pm
Flaudette shrieks as she narrowly misses getting cleaved. She flees back behind Narder and barely gets a shot off with her sling. The stone goes wide. "The Guild definitely did NOT prepare me for this!"
OOC:
I realize this gives Mamma Pig a free attack!
Lavender Goombs continues to weep openly as the Goddess comes into view. "Please, Almighty One! I have led a life of sin up until now. I've stolen and caused violence against innocents. If you can find it in your benevolent wisdom to forgive me I swear I'll devote the rest of my life to doing your bidding. Command me, Opulent One!"
Last edited September 5, 2018 12:50 pm

Rolls

Flaudette's Sling Attack - (1d20)

(6) = 6

Sling Damage - (1d4)

(1) = 1

Sep 5, 2018 2:38 pm
Murt rises from kneeling upon the ground, her rags disheveled in a most unlady like fashion. She strides over to Siva's corpse to loudly spit on his face. "STUPID," She bellows at the dead boy, "NOW HOW I GUNNA GET GOLD?"

Fingers squats over Lilian Rosepepper's body to loot him of all valuables, including the Gnome's fingers, which he snaps off one by one.

"Awright ya dumb idiots, I'm the boss now." Murt says, taking control of the situation. She stands before the surviving group with her hands on her hips, the set of brass knuckles still coated with dark blood.

"Ya see this?" The youth holds up a tiny satchel for everyone to see, shaking it lightly to produce a clinking sound like a bag of broken teeth. "This a bag of broken teeth," she expounds, "An' I punch 'em outta stupids who not good at listenin' me. Got it!?"

Fingers hisses with a bloody finger of his former employer now crunching between his sharp reptilian teeth.
Last edited September 5, 2018 2:39 pm
Sep 6, 2018 2:46 am
At the Lily Pond
The Mamma Pig snorts baring her large porcine teeth and tries to catch Flaudette with the cleaver as she leaves an opening; clipping her belly. Flaudette looks down as her bowels flow out from the cut onto the ground steaming. Then falls dead.

The Snake Woman whips around and smacks the pig on the head with a loud snap!

The pig, reeling from pain, yells Is this the one you love?! ...and chops off Narder's head.
OOC:

Momma Pig 12
Back to Daniel and snake woman
Daniel 9
Snake Woman 2
At the temple
Lavender can see her clearly now. Her immense obese body, the six breasts producing flowing rivers of milk, her large pig face in a rapturous smile.

Past the smoke monkey
Stearvall and Grog head back to the bazaar, the smoke monkey seems to have disappeared. The Ouroboros tower now seems to have a door. Through the smoke you see some of your bizarre bazaar friends in battle with a large pig holding a cleaver near a large snake with a woman's head. The pig seems to be cutting through your friends with ease.
OOC:
I promised gonzo and I believe I have delivered...
At the Tower
Fingers, Abogard, Thagr, and Murt see the wall in front of them swivel open to the other side. The other side seems to be a mirror image of the way you just came (a room and stairs leading up, candle light). At the same time you all feel a prickle on you back shoulders. Then a sharp pain. Two large wings begin to grow out of you backs. It is painful for a moment then rapturous as you feel you want to flap your wings.
OOC:

You can now fly if you wish. Move of 35.
Those still alive are:
Fingers
Abogard
Thagr
Murt
Stearval
Grog
Daniel
Lavender

Rolls

Mamma Pig attacks Flaudette - (1d20, 1d4)

1d20 : (19) = 19

1d4 : (3) = 3

Snake woman tail whip - (1d20+2, 1d4+2)

1d20+2 : (12) + 2 = 14

1d4+2 : (2) + 2 = 4

Mamma Pig attacks Narder - (1d20, 1d4)

1d20 : (13) = 13

1d4 : (3) = 3

Sep 7, 2018 11:03 pm
OOC:
Bye bye, Flaudette, we hardly knew ye. Gonzo indeed :) Only one level 0 left for me!
Lavender will continue alternating between singing, weeping, and pleading to Ro Ar in celestial to adopt him into her church until she responds or something disrupts him.
Last edited September 7, 2018 11:04 pm
Sep 7, 2018 11:31 pm
Daniel slashes at Mama pig.

Rolls

Daniel attack - (1d20+1, 1d6+1)

1d20+1 : (3) + 1 = 4

1d6+1 : (4) + 1 = 5

Sep 8, 2018 9:42 am
Daniel swings and misses. The snake woman enraged at the death of Narder whips at the pig once more. But in her rage she over reaches and opens herself up to the pig's cleaver.

Rolls

Snake woman attack, damage - (1d20+2, 1d4+2)

1d20+2 : (1) + 2 = 3

1d4+2 : (2) + 2 = 4

Sep 10, 2018 2:23 am
In the tower
Abogard and Thagr stretch their wings. The begin the ascent up the stairs on the other side of this tower. "C'mon!" They reach the landing on the other side.

https://i.imgur.com/8RbbvsN.jpg
OOC:

Above is the tower as far as you can tell.
In front of the temple with the pig and snake woman
OOC:
I looked through the rules. I couldn't find any rules that let a character get an attack of opportunity. Do you know what page it is on?
In the temple
The large mountain slowly floats up to the door. The great god Ro Ar begins her descent down the mountain. Milk floods Lavender's feet. The white liquid is warm and has a meaty smell.
Sep 10, 2018 11:08 am
OOC:
Yes! Withdrawal is defined on pg. 95: "Once a character is engaged in melee, he cannot back away without opening himself up to attack. If a character or monster withdraws from an active melee – whether to retreat, move to a new position, or attempt some action – his opponents immediately receive a single free attack."
Sep 10, 2018 11:47 am
OOC:
Many many thanks! I have only ran this game twice before and never played as a player so am still learning the rules.
Sep 10, 2018 5:54 pm
OOC:
So we can see the killer pig?
if that is the case...

"Grog, come with me"

Stearvall turns and heads back to where the daemons where to explore that direction.
Sep 10, 2018 5:54 pm
OOC:
So we can see the killer pig?
if that is the case...

"Grog, come with me"

Stearvall turns and heads back to where the daemons where to explore that direction.
Sep 10, 2018 6:41 pm
Grog hesitates for a moment before following along with Stearvall.
Sep 11, 2018 3:07 am
At the Lily Pond
The smoke begins to thin. The Mamma Pig, exhausted from her killing spree, huffs and puffs with exhaustion. She attempts to hit back at the snake woman but can't get through her scaly skin. Stearvall, then behind him Grog, come running up and over to the fray. The crow on Stearvall caws loudly hoping to eat some pig carrion.

A raucous noise can be heard from the direction of the town NOT cut off from the rifts in the ground.
OOC:

Grog and Stearvall post when you want. I am putting all the PCs on the same initiative.

Momma Pig 12
Daniel, Grog, Stearvall
Snake Woman
At the temple
Ro Ar steps forward. The space of the temple gets bigger to accept her immense form. The doorway no longer opens to the celestial realm but it is now standing in a room gilded with gold. She steps on one of the singing pigs with her large hooves. She stands up and breaks through the roof of the temple. Lavender stands before her worshiping with tears in his eyes. She deems to glance at him.
OOC:

Let's roll a d24 and see if you can create a bond. I'm upping the dice because Lavender has been such a loyal subject.

If you roll a 1 she will feast on Lavender's flesh...
At the Tower
OOC:

Waiting for agentoforange
Those still alive are:

Fingers
Abogard
Thagr
Murt
Stearval
Grog
Daniel
Lavender

Rolls

Pig attacks Snake Woman - (1d20, 1d4)

1d20 : (6) = 6

1d4 : (3) = 3

Sep 11, 2018 12:09 pm
Lavender stands stock still, in shock as Ro Ar destroys the temple ceiling and he finally gets a sense of her size now that they are in the same room. He falls to his knees in the milk and begins lapping it up to appease her, stopping to ask in between swallows. *gulp, gulp* "Is this what you want?" *gulp, gulp* "Have I earned your favor yet?" *gulp, gulp"
OOC:
Oh, that's not good... Do I get to add luck to this maybe? :)
Last edited September 11, 2018 12:09 pm

Rolls

Lavender's Bond - (1d24)

(3) = 3

Sep 11, 2018 2:05 pm
Fully into the fight now with no way out, Daniel continues attacking the pig.

Grog groans, "This isn't what I wanted to do today!" as he raises his club and charges the pig.
OOC:
Dear lord, these dice!
Last edited September 11, 2018 2:05 pm

Rolls

Daniel Attack - (1d20+1, 1d6+1)

1d20+1 : (6) + 1 = 7

1d6+1 : (5) + 1 = 6

Grog Attack - (1d20-2, 1d4-2)

1d20-2 : (9) - 2 = 7

1d4-2 : (4) - 2 = 2

Sep 11, 2018 4:58 pm
"Malotoch guide my aim"

Stearvall slashes at the momma pig

Rolls

Dagger attack - (1d20)

(4) = 4

Damage - (1d4)

(4) = 4

Sep 12, 2018 5:26 am
At the Lily Pond
Mamma Pig continues to attack the snake lady. But she is too weak. She misses and fall down on her own cleaver. She lies there barely able to move. "My babies! She says.

A raucous noise comes nearer. A
half a dozen emerald imps are carrying humans, chickens and other animals in a parade. They are singing "Praise Ro Ar!" They seem to be going to to the temple.
OOC:

Mamma Pig is prone on the ground. Everyone has +2 to attack her.

Momma Pig 12
Daniel, Grog, Stearvall
Snake Woman
At the temple
Ro Ar's belly grumbles. Lavender see around her waist is wrapped a giant snake eating its own tail. She speaks in a melodious voice Bring me offerings!

At the tower
Fingers, Abogard, Thagr, and Murt are in the tower. They have wings and can fly. Abogard and Thagr have started to go up the other side of the tower.

https://i.imgur.com/8RbbvsN.jpg



Those still alive are:
Fingers
Abogard
Thagr
Murt
Stearval
Grog
Daniel
Lavender

Rolls

Grog 1, Daniel 2, Stearvall 3, Snake woman 4. - (1d4)

(4) = 4

Pig attack - (1d20, 1d4)

1d20 : (1) = 1

1d4 : (4) = 4

Fumble chart - (1d20)

(17) = 17

Sep 12, 2018 12:01 pm
Lavender rises to his feet, now frantic that he has been given a command. "Ye- Yes my Queen! Offerings. Right away!" He sprints out of the temple and needs a moment to take in the insane battle currently taking place between the survivors of the bazaar, the giant snake woman, and now a large pig with a cleaver. Upon seeing the pig, a light bulb goes off in his head. The snake... Eating its own tail... Of course! "The Glorious and Generous Ro Ar deserves offerings, for she is hungry!" With that, Lavender pulls out his shiv and leaps upon the prone mamma pig.
OOC:
I'm going to stick Lavender in the initiative order of that's okay?
OOC:
Question; are the humans being hauled in by the imps alive or already dead?
Last edited September 12, 2018 12:03 pm

Rolls

Shiv attack: (+2 for fumble), (+2 for The Bull) - (1d20+4)

(11) + 4 = 15

Shiv Damage - (1d4)

(4) = 4

Sep 12, 2018 12:45 pm
Seeing the pig woman fall, Daniel leaps forward, stabbing his blade hard at her.

Grog raises his club high and tries to smack the pig with it

Rolls

Daniel Attack - (1d20+3, 1d6+1)

1d20+3 : (15) + 3 = 18

1d6+1 : (1) + 1 = 2

Grog Attack - (1d20+1, 1d4-2)

1d20+1 : (9) + 1 = 10

1d4-2 : (4) - 2 = 2

Sep 12, 2018 1:00 pm
OOC:
The humans are alive. There are two of them. The rest are animals.
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