"Holy fuck-waffles, okay, like I'm Brindy, and this is Ian, and we were, okay, we were at this cabin for some, er, vacationating, right? and then, I shit you not, the aunt turns total full on no bullshit zombie! We fought her and screamed alot but eventually we got to the car and came looking for town, like totally under the speedlimit if anyone asks, okay? and now we get her and BillyBob McFucktard over there starts shooting at us? Like what the actual fuck, am I right? Then we ran into like the world's dingiest 7-11 and there were a bunch of people but then these giant Supernatural Hellhounds (ahh, team Sammy, by the way) start scratching through the door so we just, like, fought them again, and then we heard that people were gathering here so ran for it, serpentine style, right, like you don't want to get a Ramsay to the Rickon."
She's not out of breath for all of that.