Chapter 3: Silver Isle, Floating Market

Battle Music!

Lilith's head snaps back from the force of Zales, punch! (9 bludgeoning damage, stun resisted) She manages to keep her senses, but has no time to react as the genasi grabs her and launches them both into the air. The pair sails over the deck and into the back of the cave, where Lilith crashes into the jagged rocks, while Zale touches down like a feather. (Lilith takes 10 falling damage)

Battle Music!

Spitting green blood, Lilith struggles to pick herself up. Angrily, she charges Zale and cuts him down with her claws. (12 slashing damage)

The Blight focuses on the troublesome tourist right under its nose. It takes a big bite out of Phillip before holding him at its 15-foot arm's length, and crushing and smashing him to within an inch of his life! (33 total damage)

Magda just sits there, ensconced in the open cavity in the seaweed blight's body, sneering at Phillip and holding the giant eye.

Battle Music!

Jack manages to stanch Nela's wounds. She's still unconscious, but her breathing is steady. Jack knows that for her to survive, he'll have to protect her from further harm.

With Lilith out of sight, Ian is able to shoot straight, and scores a direct hit on the blight. The monster roars, obviously on its last legs. Bolstered by this, Ian is able to steel his will and shake free of the debilitating terror wrought by Lilith's appearance.

Battle Music!

Phillip cuts free just as Grog slashes the blight to shreds, destroying it utterly! Phillip falls into the water with a splash!

Having dealt with Zale, Lilith turns to Jineer with hate-filled eyes. Another seaweed simulacrum comes into being close by. It's the spitting image of Jineer!

The seaweed simulacrum opens a tear in reality, and it jumps through, taking its master, Lilith with it. The dimension door closes behind them, leaving no clue as to where they've teleported to.

Jack is able to get Zale breathing easy. (unconscious at 0hp, but stable)

There's no sign of either Magda or Lilith. The water-breathing spell that Nela cast yesterday finally wears off, although those she enchanted today (everyone but Phillip) are still able to water-walk. A search of the shipwreck's partially-submerged lower deck turns up tons of weird-ass shit just like at the cottage. It's hard to tell useful items from the junk. Fortunately, each time you touch something, a Big Mouth Billy Bass hanging above the door helpfully announces it in a movie trailer narrator voice.



• "The John Woo Cloak of Billowing..." (as the Billy Bass says this, time seems to slow, and doves flutter about).
• "The Wachowski Matrix..." (looks like a pair of very dark spectacles)
• "The Shyamalan Sash..." (a sash made out of...what the hell is that?)
• "The Tarantino Tarantula..." (bracelet in the shape of a spider)
• "The Heart of the Ocean..." (a blue diamond necklace)
• "The Eastwood Cigar..." (a big, fat, half-smoked cigar)
• "The Black Pearl of Power..." (it's an actual pearl)
• "A jar of dirt..." (it's an actual glass jar half-filled with dirt)
• "A jar of mayonnaise..." (it's a jar of mayonnaise...or is it?)
• "Jonah's Hex..." (a badass pistol)
• "Ole Dead-eye's Eyepatch..." (a leather eyepatch with a garish red eye painted on)
• "The Mighty Duck Dynasty..." (figurine of a wooden duck wearing a crown)
• "The Fite Club..." (looks like a greatclub)
• "Jack's Medulla Oblongata..." (what the hell is it?)
• "The Hand Gun..." (looks like a gun meant to replace a severed hand... how the heck would you fire it?!)
• "The EleMental Ring..." (a ring made out of water... looks cray cray)
• "Jade Master Crystal Fist Big Trouble IV..." (looks like hand or leg wraps)

Finally, wrapped in a thick blanket and stuffed into a straw-lined box, you find baby Lena, lying on roughly 2,500gp worth of gems. She's bruised but otherwise okay.

You've got all this loot, two unconscious crew members, and a baby. What do you do now?