OOC:
Does anyone have an Identify spell and lots of 100gp pearls. Nela is a druid and druids aren't allowed the Identify spell. Identify spell works only for one magic item per casting.
• "The John Woo Cloak of Billowing..." (as the Billy Bass says this, time seems to slow, and doves flutter about).
• "The Wachowski Matrix..." (looks like a pair of very dark spectacles)
• "The Shyamalan Sash..." (a sash made out of...what the hell is that?)
• "The Tarantino Tarantula..." (bracelet in the shape of a spider)
• "The Heart of the Ocean..." (a blue diamond necklace)
• "The Eastwood Cigar..." (a big, fat, half-smoked cigar)
• "The Black Pearl of Power..." (it's an actual pearl)
• "A jar of dirt..." (it's an actual glass jar half-filled with dirt)
• "A jar of mayonnaise..." (it's a jar of mayonnaise...or is it?)
• "Jonah's Hex..." (a badass crossbow)
• "Ole Dead-eye's Eyepatch..." (a leather eyepatch with a garish red eye painted on)
• "The Mighty Duck Dynasty..." (figurine of a wooden duck wearing a crown)
• "The Fite Club..." (looks like a greatclub)
• "Jack's Medulla Oblongata..." (what the hell is it?)
• "The Hand Gun..." (looks like a gun meant to replace a severed hand... how the heck would you fire it?!)
• "The EleMental Ring..." (a ring made out of water... looks cray cray)
• "Jade Master Crystal Fist Big Trouble IV..." (looks like hand or leg wraps)
