Jul 18, 2016 4:17 pm
The official nods repeatedly. "Well, to be honest, I don't know much about motivators and whatnot, but I'm sure we can hook you up with someone who won't rake you too far over the coals." As he begins to suggest some alternatives, his colleague returns to the little pow-wow and says,
"Sorry about that. The customs guy was convinced you were smuggling for the Rebellion." He shakes his head. "Which, I might add, my colleague and I could care less about if you are." He gives a knowing look. "I hear he's suggesting some options of folks to talk to. We can suggest some potentially riskier contacts for you, if you're interested. They will naturally confirm you're the kind of person they want to do business with -- but if so, they offer very good service at reasonable rates."
"Sorry about that. The customs guy was convinced you were smuggling for the Rebellion." He shakes his head. "Which, I might add, my colleague and I could care less about if you are." He gives a knowing look. "I hear he's suggesting some options of folks to talk to. We can suggest some potentially riskier contacts for you, if you're interested. They will naturally confirm you're the kind of person they want to do business with -- but if so, they offer very good service at reasonable rates."