Mavis rolls hers eyes, and mutters
Flippin' 'eck! Pack it in tha' sarky sods.
She clears her throat, and in her plummiest common:
Gentle Ruby, tarry a scant moment, I pray. I feel I discern that whilst our valorous superordinate has resolved to procure hostelry and ancillary services in the general; he has yet to determine the selection in the particular.
Hasan, would you have us sally forth and reconnoitre alternative lodgings; that, perchance, we might construct an authoritative ontology of suitability? Or should we hazard a trio of auric specie on the establishment with which we are pro tem co-located?
Mavis shakes her head and beams a wry, friendly smile at her colleagues
Tha' daft ha'p'orths[ +- ] More dialect
Flippin' 'eck Minced oath
Pack it in Stop it
sarky Sarcastic
sod Very mild insult
daft Silly
ha'p'orth Literally "half penny's worth", but used as a mild and friendly insult