Create an adventure hook in 5 words or less.

Pretty much as the title says. Can you create an adventure hook for your (or someone else's) games in 5 words or less?

To get you started here are some examples.
- The stone pillars are talking.
- People disappear at noon.
- Who is stealing clocks?
- This is not a hill...

But the throne/crown was fake

Selling - Sentient magic sword: defective
(kind of cheating on this one) But the Ringbearers were deceived
The underground machines rumbled, awakening

It was the wizard

I didn't do it.

The mirrors lie.

- The dragon wants a deal
- You cannot remove your helmet
- A skeleton searching for skin

The dale wants a dragon
Your helmet cannot remove you
Skin searching for a skeleton

- Read it with these glasses
- You didn't add water, right?

Let's see what this does

Don't you owe them money?
Take this and hide it
You don't know me, but
Did you press that button?

Oh, you little joker you...

Alright, a few more...
- What's on the floating island?
- When in doubt, NINJA ATTACK!

How do we get home?
This linked chuf won't come off

Doors don't bite, right?

But we buried you yesterday.

Weirdo brooding in the corner

Map for sale, slightly bloodstained

Dragons in the Dungeons!

Dungeon in the dead Dragon!

All adventures complete? Reboot universe.
A fistful of spinach.
A few bowls more.
Good, bad, and the Qralloq.

Just wanted to point out this one also works 🤣

Princess spotted in the slums.

Why did my spell fail?

X marks the cataclysmic spot

All men are babies, literally

Catastrophe! Adam deployed code early!

There's dinosaurs on that island

I'm your long lost twin

Adorable puppies have been kidnapped