Create an adventure hook in 5 words or less.

Dinosaur with royal birthmark!

Okay, but seriously...

Dead troll in town square.
The pets are acting strange.
No children in the city.
Goblin merchant selling deffective goods.

🤣🤣🤣

GP gets spell/grammar checker

That was uncalled for!
Do you want to quarrel sir?

Royalty's ancestral claim becomes nullified
May I have your name?
Bard's earworm repeated too often
Pesky pests pilfered precious pearls
Five gold that you won't
Savage Weapon Ominously Reaps Daily
Giants stole the whole tavern

I gave myself a gigglefit because the 'this story goes poorly' intro fits and I just realized it. But most of my players would by savvy enough to immediately decline a quest that involved the words:

"See what had happened was..."

Shouldn't have drunk that potion.
Shouldn't have gotten that tattoo.
Shouldn't have made that bet.
A door under the floorboards.
What's that weird crystal?
A million alpacas.
Stars vanished.
Heresy!

Next question; who am I?

She brought a WHAT home?

How to serve man, revised.

Exploding priests.

Quaranteens.

Never trust a fae.

Pop goes the mayor.

Now that pigs fly....

Necromancers; a romantic comedy.

The king is becoming transparent.

This alchemist needs a monkey.

Unliving strike for health care.

Android rampage shocks troll community.

🤔 someone’s trolling the troll community