Royalty's ancestral claim becomes nullified
May I have your name?
Bard's earworm repeated too often
Pesky pests pilfered precious pearls
Five gold that you won't
Savage Weapon Ominously Reaps Daily
Giants stole the whole tavern
I gave myself a gigglefit because the 'this story goes poorly' intro fits and I just realized it. But most of my players would by savvy enough to immediately decline a quest that involved the words:
Shouldn't have drunk that potion.
Shouldn't have gotten that tattoo.
Shouldn't have made that bet.
A door under the floorboards.
What's that weird crystal?
A million alpacas.
Stars vanished.
Heresy!