Aug 13, 2022 7:31 pm
Now that has had the chance to relax and come back to his normal self, he tries his best to conjure up some fancy sounding words to appease the mayor... For now. He smiles as he looks at the hosts "Thank you for inviting us, Mayor. I am Albert, this is my good friend Roald." He says, making sure to greet the women as well. "You're looking marvelous, ma'am. I'm sorry about our brushed off clothing, but the tailor was unavailable. And this was the best we could do on short notice.
"Oh yes. We have been adventuring for a while now, haven't we Roald? In fact we've recently battled with a centipede the size of a large horse and even the undead!" He adds some adventurer talk and makes grand gestures with his hands to show the size of the centipede, to not disappoint the children. "May Raynor send them all back to the darkness that they came from!"
"But you see, before all that, I used to be a the owner of a bar. And as any bar or inkeep will be able to tell you, settling arguments is an intrinsic part of the job! Not a day went by that I didn't have to keep 2 or more boozers from cutting each other up." Albert shoves a few spoonfulls of stew in his mouth then uses the knife to mimic his patrons stabbing each other. "Ah, good times. By the way, this stew is delicious!"
"Anyway, we'd be happy to see about solving this matter diplomatically or otherwise." He says without knowing what the 'otherwise' would entail. "I hope we can count on your hospitality while we take care of this problem."
"Oh yes. We have been adventuring for a while now, haven't we Roald? In fact we've recently battled with a centipede the size of a large horse and even the undead!" He adds some adventurer talk and makes grand gestures with his hands to show the size of the centipede, to not disappoint the children. "May Raynor send them all back to the darkness that they came from!"
"But you see, before all that, I used to be a the owner of a bar. And as any bar or inkeep will be able to tell you, settling arguments is an intrinsic part of the job! Not a day went by that I didn't have to keep 2 or more boozers from cutting each other up." Albert shoves a few spoonfulls of stew in his mouth then uses the knife to mimic his patrons stabbing each other. "Ah, good times. By the way, this stew is delicious!"
"Anyway, we'd be happy to see about solving this matter diplomatically or otherwise." He says without knowing what the 'otherwise' would entail. "I hope we can count on your hospitality while we take care of this problem."