"No, that ain't right." Richter had spent a lot of time chewing the guff, shooting the shit, jawing flappin', shit talking, and otherwise lollygagging and scuttlebutting to know that the entire Corps had the combined IQ of potato. It didn't matter what his eyes told him, whatever that thing was that just spoke, it wasn't a marine. Firstly, no Marine would complain about free fireworks, secondly no Marine was capable of a structured interrogative without a verbose litany of profanity. Thirdly, every Marine knew that every other Marine was, by virtue of their job description, perfectly sane.
"Corporal??!?" Richter drew a bead on the lead "marine" urgency and consternation evident in his voice. He took careful aim at the midsection and squeezed gently on the trigger. Just enough that the slightest movement would turn the thing pretending to be a marine into a leaky piece of meat.
"The fuck kinda marine bitches about explosions?" Proving his assertion that no Marine was capable of an interrogative sans profanity.
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