"Heyyyy, it's the Ox!"
A couple of the workers call with appreciative smiles to Tiwaz and direct his load. As the Luwian heads for more lumber, he passes a running phalanx, some men frazzled, others amused at their graying but enthusiastic leader, who's at the front of the charge with a load of their own. Nikias catches Iantha and Chryseis's attention, bidding them help with the mane, since realistically speaking they're more nimble than a lot of the men who'd rather volunteer. Case in point, while a spearman hammers a mast ring in place for an eye, he drops the hammer, nearly missing the grumpy Kouru's head.
"AK! I'm sorry!" Sinon. Good kid. Not a kid, of course. He'd be five years into a marriage by now if they weren't stuck here so long. But his youthful enthusiasm always had something to prove, even though...he really didn't have much to prove. He was a completely sufficient soldier. As Kouru gets back to work, a slight shadow of a thing taps one of the "good" canteens on his shoulder. Dolios. Good kid.
Work continues in much the same manner, and by late afternoon, you're finally finished with the stupid thing.
"Fantastic work, gentlemen, gods bless us all!" King Odysseys slaps the haunch of the horse. You're starting to get concerned that he had a trap door installed in the gut. The other rulers nod with those smug all-knowing grins like nothing could possibly go wrong.
"Gentlemen, far too long this siege has been a test of our patience, our prowess, and our wits. But noble service of Hera Teleia does not go unnoticed! Some of the closer men cheer and whoop, and others follow suit.
For when fair Helen graced our lands we knew such graceful gift from the gods could not be claimed simply by any man. Agamemnon elbows Meneleus in the rib
just a little too hard.
No, such gifts should be honored and cherished, not swept away by some horny island-dwelling foreigner! More shouts, and some banging of shields. Odysseus winks at Tiwaz and the Amazonians. You have never been included in distasteful discussion of non-Achaeans. Not his, at least. He holds up his hands and settles the crowd, his rich voice mellowing like a distant thumping of drums.
"Ten years. Ten years we have been kept from our own wives, our own lands, to restore the honor of this gods-blessed union. And tonight, my brothers. Tonight, our trial comes to an end. His voice picks up in pitch. You remember some of Agamemnon's speeches. They weren't nearly as performative.
Tonight, we take the city of Troy - once and for all!
The men cry out in excited frenzy. When they settle. Odysseus explains the plan. This...is where things start going a bit more as expected.
Most of the army will just up and leave. They'll wait for a signal on a nearby island. The remaining folk will burn the camps and....
Yep, there it is.
The remaining folk will burn the camps and hide in the horse. Sinon, enthusiastic Sinon, offers to be the "sacrifice" left for the Trojans to explain their "surrender gift" in "honor of Athena" or something like that.
"And of course," finishes Odysseus,
"It would be dishonorable for me to suggest such a dangerous and daring plan without undertaking it myself. So the men assigned to my camp will stay on land, while the others will wait for our signal from the sacking of Troy.
Your ears nearly break from the violent "WOOOO!" that erupts nearby from Achilles. He didn't even need to be here - and had leveraged that at least once - but was thrilled for the opportunity, apparently.
Odysseus continues with some of the minutiae, and the armies mobilize. Come nightfall, you'll be hidden inside a giant wooden horse.
OOC:
Everyone take a hero point for some wonderful introductions. You have until getting in the horse to chat amongst yourselves or otherwise prepare.
Everyone please give me a religion check. I'll sprinkle results in later.
And when you're ready to move on, let me know!