2.1 Chapter 1: Into the Stolen Lands

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Jul 16, 2023 6:32 pm
Octavius is overwhelmed with the taste of of gargled dick, time will be needed to shake that feeling.

The protector tree's branches outstretch in a way such that they give Octavius a quick head massage as he recoils from horrid mental echoes.
OOC:

You would take 3 mental damage and are Stunned 1 for one round. That means you lose an action need turn, for a total 2 actions.

Also, forgot the map.

Yes, he would be next to the Protector Tree. Usually it is only against strikes. But Ill allow it to soak mental damage this time
https://i.imgur.com/WzjIKBs.jpg

Round 2
Character Initiative Acted Status
Seline 25 Y
Leshy (Seline) Y Snacking
Dalia 15 Y
Octavius 15 Y Stunned 1,
Bar patrons 15 Y
Thug Leader 13 Y
Thug Crossbower 13 Y
Thug Crossbower 2 13 Y -2 HP
Thug 3 13 Y Dying ?
Thug 4 13 Y Grabbing
Tassle 6
Backroom Goon 1 6
Backroom Goon 1 6
Backroom Goon 1 6
McTarget 1 Grabbed, Wounded 1
Protector Tree 0 -5 HP 9/10 round
OOC:
Tassle your up
Jul 17, 2023 12:37 am
Nadiharah says:
OOC:
your yellow arrow is landing you right in front of the thug but still adjacent to the damage soaking tree right???
OOC:
Yup. Trying to intercept the thugs with McTarget.
Jul 17, 2023 3:42 am
Lets try to arrow someone again! Aiming for the grabhy thug

Rolls

Arrows! - (D20+5)

(5) + 5 = 10

Jul 17, 2023 3:43 am
OOC:
why are the dice so full of suck?
Jul 17, 2023 3:55 am
Tassle says:
OOC:
why are the dice so full of suck?
OOC:

Shoot again at -5? Or do something to put them in a bad position, like intimidate? Run a knowledge check, then mock them for their terrible shoes?

You 3 actions, you have used them 1

Jul 17, 2023 4:01 am
mindgoneferal says:
Tassle says:
OOC:
why are the dice so full of suck?
OOC:

Shoot again at -5? Or do something to put them in a bad position, like intimidate? Run a knowledge check, then mock them for their terrible shoes?

You 3 actions, you have used them 1

Can I throw food while intimidating?
Jul 17, 2023 6:36 am
OOC:

Tassle says:

Can I throw food while intimidating?
Yes.
1 action interact with the food
1 action intimidate +1to4 to the roll depending on how funny/intimidating it sounds
Jul 19, 2023 7:24 pm
Tassle spies some food on the nearby table and grabs it. He hurls some apples at the grabby thugs head and meancingly brandishes a baguette!

'Drop mctargett or im a make me a thug sammich!'
OOC:
as per mike the roll has +6 + 2
Last edited July 20, 2023 4:50 am

Rolls

Intimidating sammich! - (D20)

(8) = 8

Jul 20, 2023 10:26 pm
The Thugs have a deep fear of sandwiches and are rattled at the sight of bread. Their leader holds his resolve thought, it would take more than a baguette to frighten him (thank god it wasn't sourdough)
OOC:

a successful demoralize, 2 thugs are demoralized

https://2e.aonprd.com/Conditions.aspx?ID=19
Jul 20, 2023 10:50 pm
Goon 1 stows his crossbow and pulls out an ornate warhorn. The blast echos in the tavern as he blows it.
OOC:

Action 1: Interact to put something away
Action 2: Interact to get a new object
Action 3: Interact to blow the horn
Goon 3 Blows by Octavius swinging wildly at the Thug Leader, shouting "how could you betray us Betrayius"
OOC:

Action 1: Move
Action 2: Attack with a 5+6 < 17
Action 3: Attack with a 7+6-5 < 17
Goon 3 dives at the thug holding McTarget. Driving her longsword into the thugs back. "unhand me you filthy lapdog"
OOC:

Action 1: Move
Action 2: Attack with a 17+6 > 15-2 damage 4
Action 3: Attack with a 10+6-5 < 15-2
Meanwhile McTarget struggles in vain to get free. Only to give a better hold to the thug

Round 3
Character Initiative Acted Status
Seline 25
Leshy (Seline) Snacking
Dalia 15
Octavius 15 Stunned 1,
Bar patrons 15
Clamorous boot sounds 14
Thug Leader 13
Thug Crossbower 13 frightened 1
Thug Crossbower 2 13 -2 HP frightened 1
Thug 3 13 Dying ?
Thug 4 13 Grabbing
Tassle 6
Backroom Goon 1 6
Backroom Goon 2 6
Backroom Goon 3 6
McTarget 1 Grabbed, Wounded 1
Protector Tree 0 -5 HP 8/10 round


https://i.imgur.com/zLhJpiU.jpg
OOC:
Seline is up
Jul 20, 2023 11:40 pm
Soon after the warhorn sounds you hear the clamor of boots thundering outside the tavern.
Jul 24, 2023 2:00 am
I will my leshy familiar to leave his snacks and become a most effective tripping hazard for those jerk thugs and anyone who tries to stab our friends. Then since Betrayius looks like he deserves it, I try to hit him with my sling.
OOC:
2 actions to control my familiar
1 action to attack with sling

Rolls

Sling attack - (1d20+5)

(9) + 5 = 14

Hopefully damage - (1d6)

(4) = 4

Jul 24, 2023 2:29 am
Dalia mutters to herself, about things not getting out of hand if people would just listen to reason, as she makes her way over to thug 3 and binds his wounds to keep him alive.

Rolls

Medicine check - (1d20+6)

(8) + 6 = 14

Jul 24, 2023 3:06 am
The tiny Leshy head pricks up with Seline's serious lecture. Not wanting to disappoint the mistress the Leshy scrabbles off the table and darts towards the halfling, weaving chaotically between his fit.

"Blasted foliage!" shouts Betrayious as he stubbles. Leaving him exposed for a sling pellet.
OOC:

Jen spent 2 actions to command so the leshy get 3 actions.
Action 1: Climb - roll 16+4 > 10DC
Action 2: Move 25ft
Action 3: Aid - roll acro 20+4 Crit success
. Going to say Betrayious is flat-footed -2 AC because of the crit
. & Reaction: Aid +2 to Seline's attacks. So 14+2 > 17-2 Hits!

https://2e.aonprd.com/Actions.aspx?ID=75
https://2e.aonprd.com/Conditions.aspx?ID=16
https://i.imgur.com/6Ak1gzS.png
Jul 24, 2023 4:33 am
With Dalia healing touch the Thug is no longer bleeding profusely, however she remains unconscious
OOC:

A successful stabilize medicine check
Round 3
Character Initiative Acted Status
Seline 25 Y
Leshy (Seline) Y
Dalia 15 Y
Octavius 15 Stunned 1,
Bar patrons 15
Clamorous boot sounds 14
Thug Leader 13 Flatfooted -4hp
Thug Crossbower 13 frightened 1
Thug Crossbower 2 13 -2 HP frightened 1
Thug 3 13 Incapacitated 0HP
Thug 4 13 Grabbing
Tassle 6
Backroom Goon 1 6
Backroom Goon 2 6
Backroom Goon 3 6
McTarget 1 Grabbed, Wounded 1
Protector Tree 0 -5 HP 8/10 round


https://i.imgur.com/Ihz1VsH.jpg
Jul 26, 2023 3:42 am
Offended by the Thug Leader with Magic Fingers interfering with the machinery of civil justice [eg-helping his trigger happy friend], Octavius gathers his 1 remaining wit [having misplaced the others] rushes the Thug Leader and chops his sword down upon him.

Rolls

For Justice! - (1d20+5)

(17) + 5 = 22

how much can it possibly hurt? - (1d6+2)

(4) + 2 = 6

Jul 26, 2023 5:07 am
The tavern seems eerily silence, as the sound of boot gets louder.

Thug 4, the one holding McTarget. Draws a dagger close to the catfolks' throat, defiantly shouting "Say back, or this lowtime noble gets it! We will not back down! This is our turf now!!!" The thug looks ready to strike at anytime.

The bloodied thug leader, looks to be getting ready for a rousing speech before starting to fade away, as he turns to run

Meanwhile the thug crossbowers turn and bolt.
OOC:

Octavius can use his reaction to hit Betrayius or the Crossbower, full attack

Btw, Octavius did hit.

Thug 4
A1: Grapple McTarget more
A2-3: Ready action

Betrayius
A1-2: Cast Invisible (maybe? Octavius can disrupt)
A3: Move

Thug 3:
A1: Move? (maybe? Octavius can disrupt)
A2-3: Move it

Thug 4:
A1-3: Move it, Move it, Move it
https://i.imgur.com/ncH9lmO.jpg
Jul 26, 2023 2:16 pm
The Octavius will drive his sword into Betrayius' chest. I am having none of his magical shenanigans!

Rolls

Attack of Opportunity [being a fighter is fun] - (1d20+5)

(4) + 5 = 9

oh, the pain - (1d4+2)

(3) + 2 = 5

Jul 26, 2023 7:48 pm
Betrayius quickly dodges Octavius' rapid strike, smirking as he fades from view. Octavius can no longer smell Betrayius' bad hair jell, you are pretty sure he is running away.
OOC:

9 < 17-2 AC, so it is a miss

Tassle your up
Round 3
Character Initiative Acted Status
Seline 25 Y
Leshy (Seline) Y
Dalia 15 Y
Octavius 15 Y
Bar patrons 15 Y
Clamorous boot sounds 14 Y
Thug Leader 13 Y Hidden, -10hp
Thug Crossbower 13 Y
Thug Crossbower 2 13 Y -2 HP
Thug 3 13 Y Incapacitated 0HP
Thug 4 13 Y Grabbing
Tassle 6
Backroom Goon 1 6
Backroom Goon 2 6
Backroom Goon 3 6
McTarget 1 Grabbed, Wounded 1
Protector Tree 0 -5 HP 8/10 round
Jul 26, 2023 7:57 pm
Tassle hurls the baguette at bretrayius as he runs away, so it can fuse with the hair gel into a terrible bread based mohawk, causing him to be attacked by seagulls as soon as he steps outside
OOC:
is hurling spite bread my strength?

Rolls

Bad hair day - (D20)

(1) = 1

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