Rolling, tumbling, bouncing off of the walls, Alex careened through the tunnels like a quasit in a remorhaz tunnel. Desperately twisting and turning to protect the integrity of his bow, Alex was glad that he re-seated his plethora of edged weapons after his remarkable attempt at stealth earlier on. Finally, unceremoniously deposited at the entrance of the tunnel, he climbed to his feet, coughing and spluttering, in the highest of dudgeon.
Shaking his fist in impotent rage, he all but screamed
this is INTOLERABLE. For Alexander Simonnet Natalis de Bertier du Puy, scion of the du Puys, to be treated as COMMON FLOTSAM is an insult to me, my name, and my entire family. How DARE you, whomsoever you are! May your swords look like steel but work as tin. May every bowstring snap in your hands and catch your eyeball on the rebound. May your fathers renounce you as bastards and your mothers confirm the slur. May your arms be remade into pasta, your legs into those of waterfowl, and your gonads serve as marbles for the children of ogres!
Feeling somewhat relieved by venting his spleen, Alex noticed the hubbub around Tatiana. A pang of fear rushed from his head to his toes, as he began to sweat, despite remaining inundated from the flood.
No! he cried as he immediately rushed over—shoes all asquelch with cave water. Reaching the group, he breathlessly asked
How is snooty, Ammos? In his fear for the blond wizard, he didn’t realize he called her out loud by his pet name for her.
He noticed nothing and no one else—old or new—as he awaited Amos’s response.
OOC:
Down to one hit point. Perhaps a short rest is in order.
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