🏎️💨 Lap V - Save the Girl(s); Save the World(s)

Nov 19, 2024 10:49 pm
[ +- ] 🎺 Dolphin Shoals
[ +- ] Previously, on Lv.426 . . .
Cass gives Violet the Go Sign. With no sign of Star Vixen’s fearless leader, the aviatrices follow the Space Commander’s order and speed along the winding roads of Neo Eden!

The large, winged machine’s eyes glow purple as the Double Dashers peel out.

SUBJECTS ARE DEEMED GUILTY OF ERRORISM! DAUGHTERBOTS, TRANSFORM AND ROLL OUT

AFFIRMATIVE, MOTHERBORG

There’s a sound of robotic limbs shifting, torsos folding, gears spinning—as robots big and small transform! The little robots become rusty shitboxes, and the big one? A sleek, aerodynamic monster-cybertruck!

@Qralloq,@Tickettbror,@Dmbrainiac
OOC:
Luckily, transforming takes time, so Players, you get the first move! You are currently on a straightaway with ZERO items. This limits the Gunner to ☢️BLAST this round. The Driver can pull a 🕹️STUNT to maintain a relatively advantageous position.

But what’s probably the most important thing to do this round is establish your position as Driver or Gunner. Or maybe it isn’t that important, since you can switch any time.

The Driver and Gunner of each vehicle can both act once per round. If the Gunner presses ☢️-ITEM, you use an item. The roll can’t possibly fail. Instead, the item will turn out to be 🔥HOT, ❄️COOL or 🧚🏻‍♀️MAGICAL. Don’t worry about the vague distinction until you actually have an item.

For now, decide whether you want to stay in the Gunner’s chair or hop into the Driver’s seat. You may opt to roll both Gunner and Driver, or if you don’t, I will roll your Vixen partner (who just happens to have the same ROLL stats as you do).
[ +- ] 🏎️💨 Status
Nov 20, 2024 10:40 am
Cass takes stock of the gunner seats blaster. It's not the kind of equipment she's used to, but to her mind all vehicle weapons do the same sort of thing and if she can win space battles then she can win here. She gives Violet a nod, trusting the Vixen can keep a good pace and avoid anger just as she hopefully trusts Cass' aim.

It'd take both of them a moment to get settled, though.
Last edited November 20, 2024 10:41 am

Rolls

3d6 - 🕹️STUNT - (3d6)

(412) = 7

3d6 - ☢️ BLAST - (3d6)

(422) = 8

Nov 20, 2024 11:07 am
Thundra fires the blaster at the robots as the valkyrie drives angry!

Rolls

2d6 - ☢️ BLAST - (2d6)

(32) = 5

3d6 - 🕹️STUNT - (3d6)

(266) = 14

Nov 21, 2024 4:26 pm
[ +- ] 🥊 Ride of the Valkyrie
Valerie floors it! Thundra can’t get a clean shot as her driver leaves the Daughterbots eating her dust!
[ +- ] 🎺 Dolphin Shoals
What she can get is an item that somehow was loaded onto the Double-Dasher as the valkyrie jumped her kart and did a barrel roll (which is not normally a recommended stunt, but hey, she landed it)!
OOC:
No need to defend this round! Instead, Thundra has an item which she may use at any time!
Meanwhile, Cass manages to wing one of the rusty shitboxes. Its windshield with the television-screen-glow starts to crack. A light inside the machine seems to bounce around within the vehicle.
TAKING CORRECTIVE ACTION! EAT THIS, ERRORIST
A catapult on the back of the car launches a giant banana at Violet and Cass!
OOC:
The banana cannot be blocked. Cass’ Driver will need to 🕹️DODGE to avoid 💔💔damage. On a HIT, you spin out, but the vehicle is unharmed.
The largest of the machine targets the smallest heroine!
YOU ARE THE MOST ERRANT OF ALL, DAUGHTER! COME TO MOTHERBORG. OUR KIND WILL RULE THE WORLDS! ...ALL OF THEM
The Motherborg attacks Luna’s kart with a giant eraser! It’s too big for the driver to veer away from!
OOC:
Luna, ㊙️BLOCK the eraser to avoid 💔💔💔damage! On a HIT, damage is 💔minimal.

If you want to hit back, Vivian will have to ㊙️SMASH the giant robot by ramming into it!
[ +- ] 🏎️💨

Rolls

Item for Thundra - (d12)

(7) = 7

Nov 21, 2024 7:38 pm
Luna eeps as the huge and potentially destructive object hurtles toward them. "Left!" she says, as she holds up a fire extinguisher from under her cart seat to knock the eraser off course.

Rolls

3d6 - ㊙️ BLOCK - (2d6)

(46) = 10

Nov 21, 2024 8:07 pm
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Vivian
"Right," Viv replies as she veers left.

"I mean left!" She quickly serves the other way—which is right!

"AAAAAH!! I was right the first time!" Tires screech as the frog princess goes left like Luna said!

"I MEAN I WAS LEFT THE FIRST TIME!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!"

Luna’s fire extinguisher manages to spray the giant eraser, so it only smudges the kart’s spoiler. But that sets off the Spoiler Alert, which causes Vivian to panic even louder. She crashes her Double-Dasher into the Motherborg’s rollerskate, then speeds away as the oversized robot stumbles!

Rolls

㊙️ SMASH - (2d6)

(16) = 7

Nov 22, 2024 11:31 am
"Treasure!" Thundra shouts as the item appears. She grabs the bomb and hurls it at the enemy cart!

Rolls

GNR - ☢️ -ITEM - (2d6)

(61) = 7

Nov 22, 2024 11:41 am
Thundra’s bomb hits the road just past Luna’s kart! It bursts into bright blue flames—cold fire! The road is covered in glare ice causing the giant robot (who was already flailing about on one skate) to fall flat on its back! One of the rusty shitboxes is crushed! Three of the remaining four spin out of control!

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Valerie
"Nicely done, Warrior!" The Valkyrie flips off the spinning robot cars and says something extremely rude in Olde Nordic.

From her expression, it is clear that Valerie is self-aware enough to realize she has disgraced herself. A single feather is shed from her left wing.

Rolls

DRV - 🕹️STUNT - (3d6)

(261) = 9

Nov 26, 2024 9:43 am
A banana? Well, a stun shot isn't going to do much to an inert peel. More than that, as an upstanding commander of the Space Defence Force, Cass is always up to date with her diet and has at least 5 portions of fruit and veg a day. An extra banana isn't needed, and isn't even her choice of fruit anyway.

She puts a hand on Violet's shoulder.

Rolls

DRV - 🕹️DODGE - (3d6)

(364) = 13

Nov 26, 2024 4:16 pm
[ +- ] 🎺 Dolphin Shoals
https://i.imgur.com/BVILgq2.jpeg
Violet
Violet tries her best to dodge the banana! But while the banana itself misses, a tire goes over the peel! Cass sees the chaos behind her as the kart spins out of control!

When the giant Motherborg crushes a Daughterbot car, a light flies out of the shattering TV-screen window! A spark? So it appears at a glance, but as Cass’ car continues it’s 1080-degree spin, she sees the light is actually the glow of a fairy, no bigger than Luna!

On the third spin, the fairy swoops into the Double-Dasher!

"You saved me!" she says breathily, practically collapsing in the cupholder next to Cass’ seat. "My mother and sisters are trapped in those machines! A.C. doesn’t want you to reach the demiplane!"

As the fairy points ahead, Cass, Luna and Thundra can all see it. It’s a vermilion swirl in the sky so large it seems to swallow the road.

Somehow, Cass knows… Vera is on the other side.

The fairy goes on, "It doesn’t need my mother anymore except to stop you. It has a new hostess now."

As Vivian speeds ahead, passing the other karts, Luna starts to piece together what the fairy is saying. The fairy is not Missy Girl, but she does have a green glow and a faint aroma that is unmistakably absinthe.


Meanwhile, Thundra sees a flying metal horse with two ladies on the saddle. It’s Pira and the princess!

https://i.imgur.com/K9SIbQP.jpeg
Princess Diamond
"Oh, do giddy-up, Sparkyheart." She turns to Pira (not watching the road at all, since Sparkyheart apparently does ALL the driving) and says to Pira, "Well, if fairies are trapped in those machines, you are the bodyguard of everyone here."
OOC:
Short exposition:
• Pira, Diamond and Kurumi got separated trying to chase down the machines that had taken Missy Girl (who we can now surmise is the fairy trapped in the Motherborg).
• They fought off a few machines, which turned out to be normal people covered in metal plating.
• After a few good kicks from Pira, the metal broke off of the flesh, and the people were unharmed! Most had no recollection of being overtaken by the machines, but some mentioned seeing a metal spider skitter toward them.
• Pinky was able to locate Cass, and so, Princess Diamond used her Panic Button to summon her mount. And that is how you ended up here.
• As for Kurumi, she is with the Mini-K’s. As soon as Pinky is fully repaired, they’ll pick you all up. (That of course will happen after you beat the main villain.)
[ +- ] 🏎️💨
Our heroines are almost a third of the way to the portal, and with the giant robot stumbling on the ice slick from Thundra’s bomb, the enemy is eating the Double-Dashers’ dust!

However, there’s an obstacle up ahead. Or rather, lots of obstacles. It seems the Tree of Infinite Knowledge is dropping infinite apples. And the apples are as big as your carts!
OOC:
@Qralloq,@FlyingSucculent,@Tickettbror,@Dmbrainiac

Take whatever Driver and/or Gunner action you think is best to not get clobbered by giant falling apples!
Nov 27, 2024 4:02 am
"Motherborg is Missy Girl, I'm sure if it. Only, that big mean suit is making her be mean. That's mean!"

Suddenly, it's Applepalooza! "Eeeee! Juicy apples! We don't have time to play Tree of Infinite Knowledge, we have to rescue Missy Girl!"

She checks her pockets and find a tiny caramel, and tries to chew it fast then throw it to stick the apples together.

Rolls

DRV - 🕹️DODGE - (3d6)

(435) = 12

Nov 27, 2024 8:54 am
"Drive, Valerie! I'll handle 'dem apples!" Thundra calls. She braces herself, prepared to bodily shove aside any apples that get too close as Valerie tries to dodge around them.

Rolls

GNR - ㊙️ BLOCK - (3d6)

(244) = 10

DRV - 🕹️DODGE - (3d6)

(146) = 11

Nov 27, 2024 10:37 am
Apples weren't any better than bananas. Well, they were because Cass preferred apple flavoured gum but she didn't need any more fruit in her diet, that hadn't changed from five seconds ago. Violet had just managed to get the kart on track too. Not that she'd expected anything less from a Vixen, but Violet had impressive driving skills. She had just as much skill behind the flight stick of a space fighter.

Well, Cass though as she primed her blaster, it was time for some clay pigeon shooting... or falling apples? Was there a better joke or analogy, or even a pun? Something about bad apples far from the tree? Cass distracted herself long enough that she was once again thankful for Violet's driving.
Last edited November 27, 2024 10:39 am

Rolls

DRV - 🕹️STUNT - (3d6)

(442) = 10

GNR - ☢️ BLAST - (3d6)

(132) = 6

Nov 27, 2024 7:46 pm
OOC:
I’ll hold off a day or two so @FlyingSucculent can get back in the game, but for now I’ll roll the d12 for Cass’ successful stunt.

EDIT - Pira also gets an item!

Rolls

Cass’ item - (d12)

(11) = 11

Pita’s Item - (d12)

(9) = 9

Nov 29, 2024 3:16 pm
OOC:
Sorry if it a bit out of context, didn't fully catch up to details. :'D
Pira whoops happily as the dynamic trio - if one were to count the horse; as they should! - approaches the action. "Hahaha, indeed, I shall save all of us from this fruitfall as well! Hold on, Your Highness, it's going to be one risky ride! Sparkheart, gallop on straight into the apples!" She grins, raising her clawed hand. "It's time to ninja some fruits!"
OOC:
Also wasn't sure if Gunner melee action would be Block or Blast, but Block seemed more like close combat!

Rolls

DRV - ㊙️ SMASH - (3d6)

(155) = 11

GNR - ㊙️ BLOCK - (3d6)

(623) = 11

Nov 29, 2024 5:13 pm
[ +- ] 🎺 Dolphin Shoals
[ +- ] 🏎️💨
Sparkyheart jets past the karts, ramming through the apples with such force that none of the bits of applesauce stick to the princess’ gown!

One of the giant peels sticks to the horse’s rear, however. Pira can toss it onto the road anytime.
OOC:
🍌 A PEEL TO A FRIEND causes an enemy to spin out, negating any attack directed at a friend.
HOT - the rescued friend is random
COOL - the rescuer’s friend is your choice
MAGICAL - both a random and chosen friend are rescued
Cass is close behind. She fails to shoot an apple, which spatters onto the little door over her Double-Dasher’s Mr. Fusion green-energy converter.
OOC:
⛽️ TANK TOPPER refills your kart’s hearts. You may use it anytime!
Thundra and Luna are pelted with apples, but fortunately, they’re soft and squishy, so the karts take very little damage.


The giant Motherborg and her remaining Daughterbots fire up jet-skates and rocket boosters!
THUNDERBLADE! NO--I DO NOT WANT THEM TO REACH THE PORTAL! ASSIMILATE OR DIE

The robot falters before her Thunderblade crashes down over Thundra’s head!
OOC:
DODGE or BLOCK or do both if that’s what it takes! You don’t wanna get hit by this!
Two of the Daughterbots attempt to double-team Luna while another fires carrot-missiles at Cass!

"Oh, cuz I’m a bunny girl?" Violet groans.

https://i.imgur.com/lXk4QE8.pngAs for the remaining Daughterbot, it launches a weapon high into the air…

For some reason it goes out of its way NOT to hit Thundra or Luna. It’s right behind Cass now, slowly gaining…!
OOC:
Thundra, Luna and Cass need to make a defensive roll (DODGE and/or BLOCK).

The blue shell is too far from the 🥇st place horse/kart to hit her this round. There may be a way to stop it..?
Nov 29, 2024 11:53 pm
Luna squeaks at the spiked turtle shell being chucked at her, and tries to lean her tiny body enough to move the kart out of the way. That's very far indeed, nearly standing on the side of the vehicle and straining with psychic might.

Rolls

DRV - 🕹️DODGE - (3d6)

(316) = 10

Dec 2, 2024 12:59 am
"Take that, hahaha!" Pira cheers as she slices through the apples, even jumping upwards on Sparkheart's saddle so she can stand upon the horse's back and pose dramatically while they gallop onward. "You can't stop a piranha with fruit, we don't eat them! But you know what *you* are going to eat? This! Banana ahoy!" She swings and throws the banana peel straight towards the opponents!
OOC:
Using item: if COOL/MAGICAL, protect whoever gets hit with highest priority on whoever has the lowest current/maximum health. If no one gets hit at all, then I suppose I'm just being annoying to the opponents. :P

Rolls

GNR - ☢️ -ITEM - (2d6)

(15) = 6

Dec 2, 2024 9:07 am
Carrot rockets are bad. Falling fruit is bad. A kart out of control is bad. Put them all together and you have a recipe for disaster. Cass barely has time to react and throw herself over Violet protectively before the impact, wincing the entire time and hoping the kart somehow righted itself perfectly.

Why did she have to enjoy racing? She swore she'd never be a daredevil driver again. Like usual.
Last edited December 2, 2024 9:09 am

Rolls

DRV - 🕹️DODGE - (3d6)

(444) = 12

Dec 2, 2024 11:34 am
Thundra raises her oversized sword over her head to block the Motherborg's attack!

Rolls

DRV - 🕹️DODGE - (3d6)

(544) = 13

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