Department of Chaos

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Apr 17, 2025 6:11 pm
Jasper stifles a laugh, and tags along with Abby, trying like her to move with stealth.

Rolls

Super stealth (body) - (2d6+2)

(64) + 2 = 12

Apr 17, 2025 8:44 pm
AJ approaches Niles and gives him a hand to help him standing up "Are you ok? That creature was hard on you... This is harder that what we thought, isnt it? When the streams crossed, I saw us becoming slime for a moment..."
Apr 18, 2025 3:47 am
"Do we need to do anything about the haunted clothes? Or will they go back to normal eventually?" Curtis furrows his brow and asks.

"At least fire fighting comes with a handbook," he mutters to himself.
Apr 18, 2025 1:06 pm
Niles accepts the hand. "Yeah, just a bit dizzy. It should pass soon." Once he's up he looks at the animated outfits. "Well, sad to say, I think some of those outfits have more style than what I wear sometimes." He turns to Craig. "If they are animated via slime they should revert back to their inanimate state eventually. We should worry about what's behind this than the clothes. Let's try to avoid them if possible." He moves to follow Abs-McGee.
Apr 18, 2025 1:31 pm
Curtis sighs in relief and follows the group to Home Goods. As he brings up the rear, he turns and looks over his shoulder occasionally, half expecting a sneak attack by some possessed culottes.
Apr 18, 2025 6:18 pm
AJ is glad to see that Niles is fine and with sense of humour.
She follows the group.

Ryan

KCC

Apr 20, 2025 2:49 am
Ryan
The group turns to go deal with whatever is waiting for them in the Home Goods section, when they hear a hoarse voice call out behind them.

"Hey! Wait up! Th… Thanks for that!" the young boy says, holding his throat. Having a chaos demon sitting on your voice box does little good. "I don’t know what the hell that was… all about!" he says, coughing up the final two words!

"Gwen! Gwen!" he starts to call out then, pain on his face with every call!
OOC:
Home Goods incoming!

KCC

Apr 20, 2025 10:36 am
OOC:
Shhhhhhh!

Rolls

Secret Roll

Apr 20, 2025 10:36 pm
Curtis jumps slightly at Ryan's scratchy voice. "Oh, your friend Gwen. She already left the store. You should follow her... and maybe try some honey ginger tea for your throat when you get home."

Ryan

KCC

Apr 21, 2025 1:48 am
Ryan
"Shit! Th… Thanks! I owe you guys! Who… Who even are you?" he says, massaging his throat, and looking for a name or a badge on your uniforms!
Apr 21, 2025 2:04 pm
"We're the Ethereal Squad," Curtis replies dramatically.

"We are still working on getting our socials up. But tell all your friends."

He spins Ryan toward the front exit and gives him a gentle push on the shoulders.Then he turns toward Home Goods to catch up with the others.
Apr 22, 2025 5:30 am
"We'll have to get matching uniforms with our logo too," Niles adds as the young man is coaxed to leave the store.

Andy

KCC

Apr 22, 2025 11:49 am
Andy
You approach the Home Goods section of the store; creeping up with the intent of surprising more of these chaos demons! As you approach, you see a young man break from the section and race for the Grocery aisles. He’s running as if the hounds of Hell are on his heels. He looks back at you as he races, and sticks out his tongue…

As if to cover the young man’s escape, the Ethereal Squad suddenly come under assault from atop the Home Goods aisle. Heavy scraping, and then the sound of pots, pans, fine china and more crashing to the floor a few aisles over.

Something wizzes past the head of Curtis, as he rejoins the group, and smashes on the ground behind the group. A heavy, though beautifully crafted, mug had missed the fire fighter by an inch.

Stomping, and then a jump: Noise overhead. Another teenage boy is hanging out on top of the aisle. He looks down at you, scrunches up his face and then says:

"Catch!"

KCC

Apr 22, 2025 11:53 am
Cups and plates and glassware begins to come at you. Over the speaker, you hear a whining, crestfallen, miserable voice begin to come through:

"Clean up in Home Goods! Can I get a clean up in Home Goods? Please?! Anyone?!"

It’s the voice of Lucas, the Bullseye manager, and he’s surely on the verge of a breakdown. https://i.imgur.com/ZngkzTr.jpeg
Apr 22, 2025 12:18 pm
"Like a bull in a China shop!" Niles says with disapproval. "Sounds like we're needed in the home goods section."
Apr 22, 2025 12:19 pm
Abby clambers up the opposite shelf and tackle-dives the possessed man.

"I don’t know if you’re possessed or just an asshole, but YAAAAAAAAH!!"

Rolls

Tackle-dive the possessed @$$#*£€ - (2d6+2+1)

(54) + 3 = 12

Apr 22, 2025 7:23 pm
AJ follows Abby in the aim to wrestle the home-goods-throwing-guy
"YAAAAAAAHHHHH"

Rolls

Wrestling - (d6)

(4) = 4

+d6 - (d6)

(4) = 4

Apr 22, 2025 11:55 pm
Not much of a wrestling guy, Niles scoops up an alarm clock and throws it at the man!

"YEEAAAHHH!"

Rolls

Body - (2d6+0)

(53) = 8

Apr 23, 2025 2:00 am
As the others deal with the goods tosser, Curtis peers around the shelves into the aisle where the teenage boy came from to make sure there aren't any more ready to charge the Ethereal Squad with a micrograter or meat tenderizer.

KCC

Apr 23, 2025 11:08 pm
OOC:
How to deal with the Ethereal Squad hammering on a poor, possessed teenager?!

Incoming!
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