Department of Chaos

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Apr 11, 2025 2:17 am
Abby takes Niles’ request as permission! She points Slime Parti at him—but is careful not to hit the particle-thrower-trigger (yet)…

"It’s slime, and it’s pink! Close enough to what you asked for!"

She blasts Niles with her slime-thrower!
OOC:
EDIT - this post was written before the 2d6 was rolled, so now that Niles rolled a 9 (no matter what dice he used!), Abby will aim at the demon if it leaps out. Her hope is to slow the demon, so we can blast it with particle beams.
Last edited April 12, 2025 11:30 am

Rolls

Slime-Thrower (smart + gadget) - defend AJ, honor Niles’ request - (2d6+1+1)

(51) + 2 = 8

Apr 11, 2025 12:41 pm
AJ steps backwards as she sees the Chaos Demon reaching for her hand
"Ahhhhhh"
Apr 11, 2025 2:10 pm
Unable to stop Jasper's sudden attack, Curtis decides to stop resisting and let Jasper do whatever he felt he had to do in order to see Curtis isn't possessed. "Are you satisfied? We need to help the team!"
Apr 11, 2025 2:41 pm
"Yeah, uh, sorry, misread the cards I guess," Jasper answers with great embarrassment. He scrambles to his feet and gives Curtis a hand up. Looking around, he sees that Abby and Niles seem to have captured a demon in Niles' stomach, while Abby also has extinguished the fire! "Not sure what to do here now." He looks around again. What else is going on?
Apr 12, 2025 2:20 pm
Curtis takes Jasper's hand and gets to his feet as well.

"Don't sweat it, J. I respect the passion! You'll have to show me your wrestling moves when this is over!" he says as he rises.

KCC

Apr 14, 2025 7:38 am
Niles lunges at A.J, but misses and lads on the department store floor with a whack! The knock drives the air, and the chaos demon out of his stomach. The thing is sent shooting out of him like a balloon that has been left untied and let go of…

It farts about until all of the gas had been expelled from its small, red and naked body. Then it comes to a stop right in front of Abby’s slime thrower; the slime within concocted to catch little gremlins just like this one. Something in the chemistry made it more viscous, and not at all like the slime these things usually liked to sloop around in.
OOC:
It’s caught in a blob of slime. Get those particle packs trained on it and pop one of these chaotic little things out of existence!

Abby’s gloops is holding it firm, so get those rolls in! 1d6 each!
Apr 14, 2025 9:43 am
Abby adds insult to slime. "You look good in pink!" She pulls Slime Patti’s other trigger..!

Rolls

Particle Thrower - (1d6)

(6) = 6

Apr 14, 2025 1:35 pm
Jasper gathers his wits and flips the switch on his proton beam!

Rolls

beam it! - (1d6)

(5) = 5

Apr 14, 2025 1:53 pm
Curtis follows suit and unleashes a stream of particles at the stuck gremlin.

Rolls

Particle Thrower - (1d6)

(3) = 3

Apr 14, 2025 1:57 pm
Niles is still groggy and lying on the floor after the slam. He shakes his head, whips out his proton thrower, and blasts from his prone position.

Rolls

Particle Thrower - (1d6)

(1) = 1

Apr 14, 2025 8:16 pm
AJ activates her proton thrower
"Demoooooooon!!!!!"
OOC:
... but misses by far
Last edited April 14, 2025 8:16 pm

Rolls

Particle Thrower - (1d6)

(1) = 1

Apr 14, 2025 8:57 pm
OOC:
Nooooo — we crossed the streams!
Apr 14, 2025 11:56 pm
OOC:
It was nice knowing you all!

KCC

Apr 15, 2025 1:07 pm
OOC:
So very pleased that this happened!
OOC:
Overflow Surroundings…

We are in the clothing section. First one here give me an idea on how the streams cause an overflow of the surroundings!

Rolls

2d6

(56) = 11

Apr 15, 2025 1:42 pm
OOC:
I have a thought..!

So, Abby blasted the little guy with slime. Probably a lot more than needed. The crossed streams cause the slime to burst all over the clothing! And now the slime carries the taint of the chaos demon!

I’m imagining sweatpants match with elbow-patched sports jackets. Maxi skirts merge with a man’s shirt and tie. Different colored socks for feet (or women’s stockings with shorts and short skirts)—

—so you have mismatched outfits floating like haunted mansion ghosts, awkwardly bending to the demon’s will.
Apr 15, 2025 3:51 pm
OOC:
😂 love it
Apr 15, 2025 4:49 pm
OOC:
yaas
Apr 15, 2025 11:21 pm
OOC:
Lol great!

KCC

Apr 17, 2025 10:54 am
Niles clearly hadn’t shaken his head fully clear, as he sends his arc clean and clearly into the arc shot forth by A.J. How many times… How long had you all spent back at the shot talking over this exact moment. If there was one thing you shouldn’t do it was this…

The Chaos Demon lifts into the air, thick globules of slime slicking down to the clothes-strewn floor as it floats. The particle throwers hold it aloft, until the final too streams are added. A whirring, high pitched whine begins to ring out and the chaos demon lets loose a mischievous laugh.

An explosion of noise, and then slime and then the entire clothing section springs to life. Gaudy outfits begin to assemble themselves and cause havoc about the store. Empty pairs of jeans take off, accompanied by a tuxedo jacket, to overturn some shopping carts near the front of the store.

It’s only once the things have raced off to the four corner of the store, do you notice that chaos demon slipped away in the chaos…
OOC:
Let’s call it one dealt with, and two to go! How is everyone doing? Life got a little hectic lately, and I can’t seem to catch a break!
Apr 17, 2025 5:06 pm
Abby watches the jeans-and-tux outfits wreaking havoc, wrecking everything. "If that’s dress code for a black-tie Zoom meeting, a jeans-bottom is better than nothing—which is what I suspect my dispatcher wears on his Work-at-Home Fridays."

She points toward the Home Goods section. "I think some weird noises were coming from there before.."

She starts to head in that direction, moving swiftly but stealthily…

Rolls

Padded Jumpsuit for Sneaky Tiptoeing - (2d6+2+1)

(65) + 3 = 14

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