Department of Chaos

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May 5, 2025 1:01 pm
"Nooo…!" Jasper exclaims as he sweeps his particle beam around to focus on the transported demon!

Rolls

Jasper's beaming it in! - (1d6)

(5) = 5

May 5, 2025 1:02 pm
"I think we almost got it!" Jasper exclaims. "Don't cross the streams!!"
May 5, 2025 3:32 pm
Mini AJ looks at her reflection for some seconds... then screams Ahhhhh in anger, grabs her enormous particle thrower and aims at the demon, screaming again Ahhhhhh

Rolls

Beaaaaaam - (d6)

(4) = 4

May 5, 2025 4:29 pm
Curtis tries to quickly deactivate his particle thrower once he realizes they are firing at Niles! Then he notices a young child wearing AJ's jumpsuit and holding her particle thrower.

"Huh?!?" he says. Then he catches sight of the demon amongst them and turns toward it. He tries to fire off his beam again.

Rolls

Throw Them Particles - (D6)

(2) = 2

KCC

May 6, 2025 2:12 pm
OOC:
Okay! Those are some better rolls! You’ll do some damage here! Niles is going to suffer a pretty nasty zap for that dogshit roll though!

But… fried as he may be, he can act, too!
OOC:
Ouch! Never mind! He got hit bad!!

https://i.imgur.com/HiZIujT.jpeg

Rolls

Damage - (2d4)

(44) = 8

KCC

May 6, 2025 2:15 pm
OOC:
Now, Niles would have gone down first. So, if someone wants to forego their particle damage this turn, they could get Niles up! Or… wait until next turn! Up to you!
May 6, 2025 3:27 pm
OOC:
I’ll wake Niles so he can shoot the ghost.
"You’re snorin’, Doc! You wouldn’t tolerate a nap in your lecture hall! Wake up and something professorry—teach that ghost a lesson he’ll never forget until three days after graduation!"
May 6, 2025 11:14 pm
Niles snaps awake, not realizing he had passed out from the pain. Smoke wafts off his tweed jumpsuit. "Did...did you shoot me?!" He shakes his head and adjusts his glasses. "Uh, my head. I'm sure you had a good reason. Where is everyone...?" Then he sees them all blasting King Ghost Pepper. "Ah, right. Eat my Scoville sprayer!"
OOC:
Son of a-!
Last edited May 6, 2025 11:14 pm

Rolls

Scoville hear unit blaster - (1d6)

(1) = 1

May 7, 2025 5:50 am
OOC:
😂

KCC

May 7, 2025 6:01 am
Singed tweed fabric stings the nostrils, as Niles goes down. You think you see his skeleton through his skin for a second, as he is lit up by quickly-diverted particle throwers for half a second.

The demon raises its hands, as you surround it like the points on a pentagram. Water bursts out of the sprinkler system all of a sudden. A familiar ringing, to Curtis at least, engulfs the big box store, as the alarm thrills. An unnatural amount of water gushes down, making it hard to see very far in front of you. You catch the demon with your beams, but the water puts a dampener even on your particle throwers.

The demon sizes up Jasper, as it was his beam that managed to catch it in the lower back this time, and brings an unexpectedly heavy hand up against the man. A powerful backhand…
OOC:
Enough to send Jasper spinning down the aisle unless he can avoid with a DR 10 roll!

Once Jasper is done, everyone is back up! This round should do it. It’s got a chunky amount of health, and you’ve only been barely chipping it so far!
May 7, 2025 12:15 pm
Jasper tries to duck!

Rolls

+Body v DR 10 - (2d6+2)

(33) + 2 = 8

May 7, 2025 1:25 pm
Mini AJ screams in anger with her childish voice
"You are being a bad big boy!"

Something inside her enjoys the water ... but she tries to focus on the laser beam and keeps aiming at the ghost

Rolls

Beaming in the water - (d6)

(6) = 6

May 7, 2025 3:23 pm
"Let's send this thing back to the bargain bin!" Niles aims his blaster where the junk of a human would be. Did demons have genitals?

Rolls

Dick blast! - (1d6)

(3) = 3

May 7, 2025 4:10 pm
"Ver-y good!" Abby says to A.J., immediately regretting talking to her like she’s really six. "Ahh… I mean—" She turns to the demon. "EAT HOT FRIES, POOP FACE!"

Again to A.J., "Sorry… I really can’t swear in front of you when you’re this adorable."
Last edited May 7, 2025 4:10 pm

Rolls

Zap and Trap! (If I roll a one, crap!) - (d6)

(3) = 3

May 8, 2025 2:30 pm
OOC:
waiting to hear about DAMAGE since he didn't duck enough
Jasper tries to get his wind back, and also flips the switch on his beam thrower as he rests on his back and elbows where the demon knocked him down.

Rolls

Jasper's beaming it in! - (1d6)

(6) = 6

May 8, 2025 3:13 pm
Curtis shakes his head, trying to clear the water from his eyes. Then he fires off his particle thrower at the demon!

Rolls

Beam Anew - (D6)

(5) = 5

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