Please Xcrawl, Don't Hurt 'Em

nezzeraj

Apr 15, 2025 3:06 pm

OOC:

Ok for damage, Vi Vi takes 1, Butch 8, Callan 3. Good luck on your saves! PCs are up!

Rolls

Wacky ball type - (1d3)

(2) = 2

Bomb barrel damage - (2d6)

(53) = 8

Spider-dude bite damage - (1d3)

(3) = 3

Slam damage - (1d6+4)

(5) + 4 = 9

nezzeraj

Apr 15, 2025 3:17 pm

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OOC:

Tracker

[ +- ] Tracker

Bole, the Tree of Repudiation

spaceseeker19

Apr 15, 2025 5:54 pm

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After shrugging off the oiled arms of the luchador, Bole attempts to bring the staff down on the spider-wrestler-thing's head.

OOC:

This attack was for the first turn, after the luchador tried to grab Bole.

Bole then tries to smash it again while he has it on the ropes.

OOC:

This is the attack action for the current, second, turn.

Last edited April 15, 2025 5:56 pm

Rolls

Staff attack, damage - (1d20+4, 1d4+1)

1d20+4 : (17) + 4 = 21

1d4+1 : (1) + 1 = 2

Staff attack, damage - (1d20+4, 1d4+1)

1d20+4 : (15) + 4 = 19

1d4+1 : (2) + 1 = 3

Gabriel Carver

Synaptic

Apr 15, 2025 6:28 pm

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How many godsdamned clowns are back there? Hopefully they'll stay behind the barbed wire and keep lobbing crap at them. That's probably more managable. Gabriel looks towards the smoke where Butch stood just now. Not sure he would agree on that, admittedly.

The attack comes out of nowhere, just as Gabe starts feeling like he's got his enemy on the ropes. The blow forces him to his knees, spitting blood and broken teeth. His vision swims, heart races. Between the zombie blade and this guy, he's lost a fair amount of blood.

"Is it just me, or does this feel like it's kinda spinning out of control?" he shouts, not really at anyone in particular. He gets to his feet, uses his axe to steady himself, then charges back into the fray. Just gotta make this guy bleed out first.

OOC:

Since I've now been reminded that Mojo exists, I'm gonna use a point of it on the battleaxe attack.

Last edited April 15, 2025 6:42 pm

Rolls

Battleaxe (Deed: Defensive Fighting) - (d20+d5+4)

(14) + (2) + 4 = 20

Unarmed (Deed: Blinding) - (d14+d5+3)

(2) + (4) + 3 = 9

Battleaxe Damage - (d10+5)

(5) + 5 = 10

Unarmed Damage - (d5+7)

(5) + 7 = 12

"Bombastic" Butch Bennett

DarK_RaideR

Apr 15, 2025 6:48 pm

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nezzeraj says:

OOC:

Ok for damage, Vi Vi takes 1, Butch 8, Callan 3. Good luck on your saves! PCs are up!

OOC:

Is that flat damage, or does Butch get a Reflex save?

Callan MackKenzie

PiebaldWookie

Apr 15, 2025 7:21 pm

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OOC:

I think I am gonna use some Mojo here, and some Luck! 2 points of each should help out... Oh fuck they did not

Callan struggles, but the spider-clown is inhumanly strong; all those extra arms aren't helping either. A few swift kicks to the thorax seem to have no effect either...

Last edited April 15, 2025 7:33 pm

Rolls

Fort save (DC 13) - (1d20+2)

(14) + 2 = 16

Break the Grapple! (DC 22) - (1d20+4)

(5) + 4 = 9

Sassafras

Darkstar8

Apr 16, 2025 1:43 am

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Sassafras trains her eyes and fingers on simply disabling the first piece of this three piece trap. She times her breathing and then works her magic.

OOC:

If she’s close to a DC that would disable two parts of this trap, I’ll burn luck.

Last edited April 16, 2025 1:45 am

Rolls

Disable trap (Agil) - (1d20+3)

(19) + 3 = 22

Tymun

Redcroc

Apr 16, 2025 2:05 am

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Tymun peeks around the wingnut and aims his crossbow at the spider dude loading barrels onto the launcher. The bolt flies out of the shadows as he pulls the trigger.

OOC:

Forgot my luck modifier of +2 so it is 8 on Crit Table II if it hits.

Last edited April 16, 2025 2:11 am

Rolls

Backstab hit, crit II - (1d20+8, 1d12)

1d20+8 : (9) + 8 = 17

1d12 : (6) = 6

Crossbow Dmg - (1d6)

(1) = 1

Rounds Foe Blinded - (1d4)

(3) = 3

nezzeraj

Apr 16, 2025 2:05 am

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DarK_RaideR says:

OOC:

Is that flat damage, or does Butch get a Reflex save?

OOC:

Flat damage.

Darkstar8 says:

OOC:

If she’s close to a DC that would disable two parts of this trap, I’ll burn luck.

OOC:

Each lock is independent and has different DCs and checks required. But you did get the first of three!

"Bombastic" Butch Bennett

DarK_RaideR

Apr 16, 2025 8:03 am

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Butch emerges from the blast doing his best action hero impression as he makes a beeline for the spider dude luchador constricting Callan. "Let go of him!" he shouts as he tries to stab the dude without also impaling the group's Blaster.

OOC:

Hopefully I'll get his attention so he'll let go of Callan.

Rolls

Rapier Attack, Damage - (d20+4, d5+2)

d20+4 : (14) + 4 = 18

d5+2 : (5) + 2 = 7

nezzeraj

Apr 16, 2025 3:01 pm

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"It seems the tables are turning to the Houston Hexcrawler's favor! Bolt, the Tree of Repudiation, has taken out the first spider-dude luchadore! Gabriel and Butch have double-teamed the remaining one, trying to get him to release their teammate Callan who still struggles to escape its crushing bear hug! It seems Sassafras has solved the first puzzle judging by the red firework that has just exploded. The wingnut cannot turn though as it is still webbed in place! I hope the Hexcrawlers think to remove that or their progress will be all for nothing. Speaking of the giant wingnut, Tymun make a reappearance with a well-aimed crossbow bolt to the face of Blorpo the spider-dude clown! Scalp wounds bleed something fierce and it appears as if he is blinded by his own blood!"

OOC:

One luchador down, one wounded, a spider-clown blinded. Vi Vi is left to act before the enemies go.

Vi Vi

KCC

Apr 17, 2025 9:21 am

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OOC:

Fort Save!

OOC:

My strength is already dog shit. Take the extra hit or use some mojo to make it a pass?

Last edited April 17, 2025 9:22 am

Rolls

1d20+3

(9) + 3 = 12

Vi Vi

KCC

Apr 17, 2025 9:25 am

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Vi Vi’s cheeks sting red, as the announcer makes obvious her repeated failures to the audience. So much so that she packs her bow and pulls free one of the swords that had been pressed into her hand by their new advertiser.

It was a nice bit of kit, and so the small gnome launched herself towards the webs to put the blade to work!

Rolls

Attack - (1d20+1)

(15) + 1 = 16

Damage - (1d6+1)

(4) + 1 = 5

nezzeraj

Apr 17, 2025 2:27 pm

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"And it seems one of the Hexcrawlers is finally doing something about the webbing on the wingnut as Vi Vi uses her new Phang Blades Lazarus Series Short Sword (get yours today!) to hack away at it! Very brave of her not to deal with those hundreds of baby spiders swarming all over her! She's got nerves of steel I can only dream of! With one spider-luchador down, the other took a massive hit and it looks like he is quite angry. He drops Callan and pounces on Butch instead! But it's a swing and a miss! Butch has been on top of his game this Crawl! The blinded spider-clown can't find the next barrel to put on the teeter-totter so no new volley right now. But now we have two spider-clowns with wacky ball launchers and a fourth just jumped through the billboard! How many can there possibly be?! I'm afraid I do know but I don't want to spoil the tension! Please stick around after these words from our sponsor, Mika's Hard Magic-ade!"

One spider-clown launches four globes of acid while another launches four baseballs. The acid globes shatter around Callan, peppering him with corrosive acid. The four balls pelt into Sassafras with painful force.

OOC:

The webbing took 5 damage and has 13 hp. 1 damage to Vi Vi and need another Fort save at DC 13 or Str dmg. Callan takes 2 damage and needs to make a DC 14 Ref save to avoid damage to armor. Sassafras takes 4 damage from the baseballs. PCs are up!

Rolls

Str dmg - (1d2)

(1) = 1

Luchadore east - Attack - (1d20+5)

(6) + 5 = 11

Luchadore clown 1 - Attack - (1d20+7)

(19) + 7 = 26

Luchadore clown 2 - Attack - (1d20+7)

(18) + 7 = 25

Spiders - (1d20+1)

(14) + 1 = 15

Clown 1 target - (1d7)

(4) = 4

Clown 2 target - (1d7)

(2) = 2

Acid damage - (1d6)

(2) = 2

Baseball damage - (1d8+2)

(2) + 2 = 4

Callan MackKenzie

PiebaldWookie

Apr 17, 2025 8:54 pm

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As Callan hits the ground, he briefly considers staying down for a moment; he's been beaten before, but this is feeling personal. His brief reverie is ended by the cracking of the balls, and the stinging acid splashing on his skin.

"Pluto's nuts!"

Leaping to his feet, his t-shirt manages to avoid the worst of it, though a few minor holes are really adding to the battle-damage he can advertise when he sells this one.

"Where is that Pagliacci-punk? Time to see if your nose squeaks, bitch!"

With a dramatic pose, he throws his arms out and points to Gabriel as winds buffer his ragged clothing, summoning a blue lightning bolt to strike the brawler.

"Kick his ass, Gabe!"

OOC:

Supercharge XXL! Caster or ally gains +1d on attack rolls, and a +2 on damage rolls, other action die rolls, and saving throw for 5 rounds. In addition, the subject gains a +5’ movement rate for the duration of the spell.

Gabe will also get "more badass", so interpret that as you wish!

Also seems a perfect time to try this combat's Grandstanding roll!

Last edited April 17, 2025 9:25 pm

Rolls

Reflex Save (DC 14) - (1d20+2)

(16) + 2 = 18

Supercharge! - (1d20+d5+2)

(15) + (3) + 2 = 20

Grandstanding - (1d20+5)

(11) + 5 = 16

Supercharge! Duration - (1d4+3)

(2) + 3 = 5

Sassafras

Darkstar8

Apr 17, 2025 9:51 pm

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Feeling encouraged by her success with the first level of the trap, and annoyed by the bruising from the baseballs shot out of the clown cannon, Sassafras begins work on the second level.
And to Vi Vi, "Thanks for working on the web!"

OOC:

She will burn luck if just short.

Last edited April 17, 2025 10:06 pm

Rolls

Disable trap (Agil) - (1d20+3)

(13) + 3 = 16

nezzeraj

Apr 18, 2025 3:49 am

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Darkstar8 says:

OOC:

She will burn luck if just short.

OOC:

16 is it exactly so you're good. The final one is DC 17.

Gabriel Carver

Synaptic

Apr 18, 2025 7:08 am

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As the spell charges his body into overdrive, Gabriel flashes a big grin towards Callan. Oh yeah, this is just what the doctor ordered!

With sparks of electricity arcing around him, he kicks the spider-dude hard to get some distance between them. Then he launches forward with a leap, axe held high, blue lightning spreading behind him like wings. He messed up before, awestruck by Rosie's presence, but now is the time to drop a good ol' catchphrase.

"Looks like this guy's about to get.... CARVED UP!"

Oh yes. Nailed it.

OOC:

If the first attack just barely misses, I'd like to burn some luck.

Last edited April 18, 2025 7:13 am

Rolls

Unarmed (Deed: Pushback) - (d16+d5+3)

(9) + (4) + 3 = 16

Battleaxe (Deed: Grandstanding Attack) - (d24+d5+3)

(18) + (4) + 3 = 25

Unarmed Damage - (d5+9)

(3) + 9 = 12

Battleaxe Damage - (d10+9)

(6) + 9 = 15

nezzeraj

Apr 18, 2025 11:14 am

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OOC:

Nice! A 16 hits and kills him! Go ahead and describe it if you want.

Gabriel Carver

Synaptic

Apr 18, 2025 11:38 am

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With a streak of blue lightning, the axe slices straight down, and moments later, the two halves of the creature fall in separate directions.

Still crackling with energy, Gabe catches his breath and looks towards the nearest camera. He flashes what he hopes is a winning (if also very bloodied) smile and leans forward on his axe. "I don't always cleave my enemies in two with a single strike, but when I do, I use Phang Blades."

Turning around towards the rest of the team, he sees Sassy and Vi Vi fervently working with the thing that actually matters. "Oh, right, the wingnut. Should probably try and help out... he adds a bit sheepishly, mostly to himself.

OOC:

Great! Doing a mid-combat grandstanding attempt as well, with my pitiful 9 Personality!

Last edited April 18, 2025 12:04 pm

Rolls

Grandstanding - (d20+3)

(12) + 3 = 15

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Round 4
Character	Acted	Grandstanding
Vi Vi (lionized 1 rnd)
Sassafras	✅
Bole
Butch
Callan	✅
Tymun
Gabriel	✅
Spider-dudes x2
Clown spider-dudes x3
Baby spiders

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