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Jun 2, 2025 3:28 am
Greetings from Ohio and its libraries and sci-fi and fantasy conventions where you’d be most likely to encounter me. I miss the joint-storytelling of play-by-post so maybe I’ll return to it earlier than planned…or maybe I’ll mostly be lurking about and learning about the forum community and tools, we'll see?

I’ve played in more homebrew games than modules, and within these systems: D&D 3.5, GURPS Discworld, Pathfinder 1E, D&D 4th edition, Iron Heroes, Conan the Barbarian, Traveller, Dungeon Crawl Classics, Star Wars, Mutants & Masterminds, Sentinels of the Multiverse RPG, D&D 5E, and Pathfinder 2E.

Before any rp, how about some wordplay?

If you reply to this post and name a common roleplaying class, I’ll send back a pun about it. Any puns in reply always welcome too.

I’ll start.

Artificer:
"An artificer doesn’t mind a partner who’s high maintenance."
Jun 2, 2025 3:36 am
Waves. Seen any fish? ... Sorry.
Last edited June 2, 2025 3:38 am
Jun 2, 2025 4:11 am
Welcome Mica_pun_worthy!

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Jun 2, 2025 4:31 am
A sudden pun master appears!
And issues a challenge right away?
Bold move! This woman knows no fear!
Now a pun about a Paladin.
Jun 2, 2025 6:05 am
Welcome to the GP community, Mica! There are many lovers of puns here, so you should be right at home.

Me… I’ll be over —> here. Friendly, supportive, but avoiding any and all puns.
Jun 2, 2025 10:07 am
Welcome :)
Jun 2, 2025 11:00 am
Welcome to another punster. I hope you can teach @bowlofspinach some better puns.
Jun 2, 2025 12:13 pm
Welcome to GP. Unfortunately I am utterly punless.
Jun 2, 2025 12:29 pm
Welcome to GP! What puns you got for a monk? And don't monk-ey around about it!
Jun 2, 2025 12:36 pm
Welcome! Or whale-come! How about something punny for bards?
Jun 2, 2025 1:11 pm
Welcome to gamersplane.
Pun challenge : NPC give it up for the DM
Jun 2, 2025 2:01 pm
Welcome Mica_pun_worthy, hope you find some great games to try when you're ready!
Jun 2, 2025 3:06 pm
reversia.ch says:
A sudden pun master appears!
And issues a challenge right away?
Bold move! This woman knows no fear!
Now a pun about a Paladin.
Paladin:

Dragons prefer not to eat paladins--it's hard to keep a good man down.
Last edited June 2, 2025 3:07 pm
Jun 2, 2025 3:07 pm
nezzeraj says:
Welcome to GP! What puns you got for a monk? And don't monk-ey around about it!
Ha, monk-ey!

Monk:
Every old monk needs a quarterstaff--for lumber support.
Last edited June 2, 2025 3:09 pm
Jun 2, 2025 3:08 pm
quilltid says:
Welcome! Or whale-come! How about something punny for bards?
Ha, whale-come!

Bard:

Gnome bards are the lowest form of wit, but a dwarf bard can really hit those low notes.
Last edited June 2, 2025 3:09 pm
Jun 2, 2025 3:17 pm
Thank you everyone for the tips, links, and welcome.
Jun 2, 2025 3:21 pm
WanderOne says:
Waves. Seen any fish? ... Sorry.
You never need to apologize for dropping a pun line, especially when I was reel-ly fishing for them--::waves back::
Jun 2, 2025 9:15 pm
Hi! welcome
Jun 3, 2025 3:38 am
Welcome!
Jun 3, 2025 2:45 pm
Let's Mica warm welcome for you!
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