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Hey! Don't down play that bath, like it wasn't the greatest bath of all time! Get down with your funky self, Bull Maeriks, get down!

Update Player's Club: For the following week please refer to me as big dumdum. My whole life I thought Washington, DC was in Washington the state. This is not the case.

This is a binding contract that requires a mandatory signature, finding completion on the 5th of March in the Year of 2019.

Thank you for your cooperation,
Big dumdum.

Way to own that shit, Hyp.

And CB, that bathing bull completes the scene. Ha! I mean, what makes it more real is the contrast. Here all this harrowing death shit is going down, and this damn bull is slurp bathing. Gorgeous.

Killer work weekend ahead. Won't be hearing from me til Monday.

Lol Hyp! Oh man, I'm trying not to facepalm for you. I'm trying so hard.

Hats off to Ez and Hyp writing that initial meeting of Ryhim and Kray. Great scene that I didn’t quite expect. I can see the movie.

A lot of story, new potential in a brief exchange, and covered in only a couple of posts. As a member of the audience, definitely want to see where this new line goes. Well done.

Embrace the facepalm, I deserve it. Tell the guy in front of you in line, some dumdum you know thought the White House's location was two states above California. Write your local senate to have me deported because I didn't know where the White House actually was in his home country. Embrace the facepalm, I deserve it.

Signed,
Big DumDum.

I can envision it now, Kray and Ryhim skipping along, hand in hand, through a meadow trail while this plays in the background. Or Kray beheads Ryhim 'cause this is Dark Thrones!

C'mon now... you sure Kray and Ryhim aren't prancing? Maybe they could find a nice patch of sand outside and make sand angels!

They could spread radiant joy in the palace, turning all the evil denizens into cute puppies and flowers.

Doing well enough here, thanks.

Damn, J. I knew we were heading to a bad place, but after your recent entries I've completely picked up on that other worldly vibe the Pitt spews forth. Like our team is about to touch down on an alien planet.

It's like DT just became DT Extra. Grim shit.

For real! And here I am, a level short and basically naked.

Too bad we're not shooting some twisted XXX rated Suter Set bang scene. Naked might be just the ticket. Ryhim could just go in then and make the ultimate sacrifice, taking one for the team prison bitch style. Ha!

This is absolutely XXX, Ez! Look:
That sounds to me like goatse

Ok. You asked for it, sickos.

Adjusting motivations of Suter-Set and edimmu. Now someone is going to get raped in this scene. Determined randomly.

Keep playing.

Result Edit: oh, damn. I know who that is. Ha! Worst RNG result ever for you.

You're killing me Jabes. That's some serious crevice action. Little did the team know what Elam meant by The Pitt!

And J, Kray's down for all sorts of debauchery, so let's hope for the team's sake he's the deuce on that d6. Of course, he'll give as much as he receives. Kray is also notorious for his planning and prep, so the question now stands:

Is Suter-Set a power-bottom? I'm guessing as much. Deep power, straight from The Pitt!

Damned it. I just knew some bestiality would occur when Maeriks changed. I always thought it would be the other way around tho...

We should plan on having some fire to throw about in case any gel shows up again. Also, let's stock up on pints of blood to handle for all the transfusions we will need to make it out alive.

Seriously tho, any old piles of rags we could oil up to make a mini bonfire. That could provide a source of light as well as control one spot of territory.

Don't worry CB. Bull Maeriks is, if course, more than welcome to throw down.

And that fire is a good idea. There are a few applications I can think of. One that leaps to mind is some clay jug molotovs!

Of course, you gotta wonder if the Pitt bitches will even give a crap about fire. Still, though, having 'em handy cant hurt.

Am I visualizing this correctly? This platform is disconnected?

Something like this: I ::: ___
I = Platform
: = Chains
_ = the way we're entering.

Is this a general idea of what it looks like, albeit basic? The platform drops off straight into the pitt?

Yeah, that's generally correct.

Will keep trying for a map, but so far no time.

Description:

Through Snake Door, heading South.

Séance Chamber is a blend of construction and natural cave, descending down semi-natural stairs to a lower level.

At low end of Séance Chamber, turn left, now moving East.

Enter The Chamber of the Pitt. That entrance becomes the West side of the Room.

The Pitt is a collapse in the floor, roughly from the middle of the cavern chamber all the way to the irregular East wall.

The Platform is a rock cropping, a piece of floor that still remains, attached to the East wall. The Platform Stone is there. Suter-Set is predicted to be there. Limited options on getting to The Platform. The only ones that come to mind are 1) use the chains and transverse across The Pitt, 2) scale the wall, suspended over the Pitt, coming around from the South or North Wall, or 3) fly or mega-jump across The Pitt somehow.

From the ceiling of the chamber, over almost the entire place, hang The Irons. The chains. Different sizes and lengths.

There is a tapering narrow ledge around the north end that leads to The Golden Door of Kings, the door of The Vault.

Another way to describe it, from vantage point of entering the room:

Straight ahead there is a short distance of floor space, probably 25'.

After that, The Pitt, a great collapse in the floor.

Off to the right: a wall, with The Pitt taking away the floor entirely to the wall.

Off to the left: a wall with a remaining floor space walkway that wraps around, but increasingly narrow. It eventually reaches a great enamored decorated golden door, that from this viewpoint would be the back left corner of the room.

Straight ahead: The Pitt. It leads all the way back to a wall on the far side. About 30' across. Cropping out from this wall is The Platform and The Platform Stone on it. Probably Suter-Set there. Elam says probably at least.