DMJ says:
Plus Iasu sees that other woman over to the side has a great rack that can sort of be seen pressing out perky against her silky thin partially see-through dress. And we know bras have not been invented yet here in the end of the Bronze Age, so there’s that.
Nah, that one is
child's play...awkward choice of words for the subject matter... Anyways, go for the gold medal, Iasu, and totally bang Elam's mom! That'll teach him not to double cross us. Imagine the look on his face, if he still has one, when he finds out...priceless. Then we can all stand around him, pointing and laughing at him as he cries and shit.
Xorthan says:
Maybe Thorn'll have better luck with Maeriks.
Thorn just got bit in the junk by a snake and needs the poison sucked out; it's Maeriks we're talkin' here, he'll be none the wiser.
Dark Thrones? Nah, this the new era. Dark Moans. 18+ only XXX, nudity mandatory, only ONE place to sit an' it ain't no throne.
[ +- ] for Avengers: Endgam
AHA! A BAMBOOZLING! You thought this was a spoiler to a movie I've never seen but really it is a super secret disclaimer: I am not responsible for your moral compass if you found any of the previous funny. If you laughed, you can sit next to me in Hel; we are roasting marshmallows over Elam's toasted body.
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