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DMJ

Apr 30, 2019 1:42 pm
HypCo says:
Man! Iasu up there livin' lavishly, surrounded by beautiful women, getting a deep tissue massage and we get Sizhen. Fuckin' Sizhen!

Where are we currently? Are we making our way to the city or did all that already happen?

...
Yeah. And it’s like a weird version of Sizhen, acting sort of annoying too. Saying things like "... I...I’m sorry. I just don’t recall..." and "oh yes... yes indeed. Quite." Squinting and clinching his eyes like a nerd.

Still in the lower chambers beneath the Adriyalet Mansion, the Cursed Palace, which is in the abandoned off-limits section of the city.

DMJ

Apr 30, 2019 1:46 pm
Plus Iasu sees that other woman over to the side has a great rack that can sort of be seen pressing out perky against her silky thin partially see-through dress. And we know bras have not been invented yet here in the end of the Bronze Age, so there’s that.
Apr 30, 2019 5:52 pm
DMJ says:
Plus Iasu sees that other woman over to the side has a great rack that can sort of be seen pressing out perky against her silky thin partially see-through dress. And we know bras have not been invented yet here in the end of the Bronze Age, so there’s that.
Nah, that one is child's play...awkward choice of words for the subject matter... Anyways, go for the gold medal, Iasu, and totally bang Elam's mom! That'll teach him not to double cross us. Imagine the look on his face, if he still has one, when he finds out...priceless. Then we can all stand around him, pointing and laughing at him as he cries and shit.
Xorthan says:
Maybe Thorn'll have better luck with Maeriks.
Thorn just got bit in the junk by a snake and needs the poison sucked out; it's Maeriks we're talkin' here, he'll be none the wiser.

Dark Thrones? Nah, this the new era. Dark Moans. 18+ only XXX, nudity mandatory, only ONE place to sit an' it ain't no throne.
[ +- ] for Avengers: Endgam
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Apr 30, 2019 6:32 pm
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Anyways, go for the gold medal, Iasu, and totally bang Elam's mom! 
She also happens to be MY mom so NOPE haha!
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DMJ

Apr 30, 2019 6:59 pm
Dang. Iasu actually has 2 moms and 1 dad. Doesn't know any of them until right now meeting 1 mom. The mom he meets is pushing the envelope to the edge of seduction. Iasu killed one of his brothers. Multiple of his brothers tried to kill him. One BARELY failed at the murder attempt, but did succeed in torture along the way. His dad set up the whole living arrangement to have all the brothers trapped in a death-house pressure-cooker to see who could survive, if any when they started killing each other (0 survivors was almost the result).

Bro, cambions have real family problems.
May 1, 2019 2:52 pm
Dark Moans... killing me Hyp. So would make a great porn version of DP ... uh DT, that is.

And Jabes, you're a half-demon in a fairly Caligula like romanesque family. Seems like it would be all good to bang your mom. Throw on your DT Nikes and just do it.
May 1, 2019 6:02 pm
Yeah, Jabes, it's simple math. He has two moms and one dad, that makes him only 33.3% related to her, that's a failing grade, bro. And she gave him her blood so Iasu can raw dog it with no risk.
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DMJ

May 1, 2019 6:57 pm
So great. I love this.
Majority of characters just scored option for lifetime of luxury in treasure —-> one response so far.
All the attention and excitement is instead on Iasu’s MILFy Mom - comedy and speculation captivated by the idea that they might hook up.
Hilarious and completely appropriate.
Political correctness is utterly defeated here.
May 1, 2019 7:49 pm
[ +- ] Yeah, just one response.
Oh hey, would you look at that, more spoilers for a completely legit movie. How convenient.
[ +- ] for Toy Storoy 4.
May 4, 2019 5:58 am
Oh shit. All good, love it. J's right, PC has been sent to hell and skewered on a pole of fire.
May 4, 2019 7:11 pm
As far as OOC and narrative, I'm cool with anything, game mechanics or otherwise, being in narrative thread. OOC we've essentially used as a place to talk shit and chill, like any table in the game room.
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DMJ

May 4, 2019 8:43 pm
Thorn picking up 90lb bags.

(anyone thinks they're in Fighter shape, watch this video and see if you measure up. Pat Mac would carry four 90lb bags out of Cursed Palace with 4 Levels of Exhaustion.)

DMJ

May 5, 2019 12:58 am
Have been 1) going back through Ep 2 and exposing previous Notes, and 2) working on the directory story anchor points.

Ep 2 is more exposed than ever, and hopefully better to navigate.
May 5, 2019 1:08 am
J, just got finished reading through the crew's heist action... man...

Screw Oceans 11. That was some straight up Dark Thrones 5! Cool as hell. So damn good we passed those checks. I was reading along practically holding my breath. Such a good read! I could see it in my mind's eye like a movie.

The heist of the century in DT? We'll see. The anticipation on the random encounter is high on my end, like Nikki Sixx staring at syringe and spoon.

Here's to not getting dropped on the ER curb!

DMJ

May 8, 2019 1:17 am
Out for the night. Will pick it up tomorrow.

Just to share, have reached out to our man Jabes. No answer.

Yo, Jabes. If you're reading, drop a line. We want Iasu back in the lineup if you send him.
May 8, 2019 1:37 am
He posted this on the third of May:
Jabes.plays.RPG says:
I will be up to my eyebrows in work over the next three days. I will be absent from the boards for the duration.
Hopefully he is in detox mode, catchin' Z's, and not caught up with more work. All jokes aside, I was enjoying Iasu's respite and can't wait for it to resume.
May 8, 2019 4:05 am
I'm back, bitches! Yeah, was on 1 day detox mode, diving back in come Friday. So let's do this thing!
May 8, 2019 12:33 pm
Welcome back, Jabes!

Swamp People, Thorn's next highest skill is Investigation, +6. I guess that's not bad, even with disadvantage, but I imagine we'd rather go with Kray and/or Ryhim on the next one/two rolls?
May 8, 2019 3:59 pm
Yep. Kray with Lucky then Ryhim.
May 8, 2019 4:07 pm
With this new update of no-luck-Kray, I think that puts Ryhim with the best chances. Either Persuasion +10 or Deception +7 w/advantage. I'll hold off on the trigger until confirmation, Ez.
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