Ybus manages to keep the horse from bolting. Perhaps it's the dangled treat, or perhaps the animal is taken aback by the halfling himself, who is crazier than anything the horse has ever seen. Urban falls back to the wagon and takes the reins, preparing to bug out as soon as everyone is on board.
Missing his swing on the fleeing axeman, Erden joins the others on the wagon. Singling out the lone archer in the front yard, he sends arcane owls tearing into the man, who falters but recovers, taking a bead on the melee out front.
Rydler's riddle gives the thug leader pause, and Baracus brings his greataxe down, leaving the man's shield arm dangling uselessly, attached only by a ribbon of flesh.
"Aaagh! Fuck you! FUCK YOU!!!" The maimed thug screams, and slashes at the half-orc in retaliation, but with one arm missing his balance is off and his steel whips swish over Baracus' head.
The shortswordsman lunges at Rydler, but inexplicably his sword arm seems to have a mind of its own and diverts the thrust towards Baracus instead. The strike ends up ill-timed and comes up short of the raging monk's ribs.
The two retching slingers have obviously given up and are stumbling away in an effort to flee.
The marksman takes aim at Rydler but the same inexplicable force makes him flinch at the last moment. The wayward arrow hits Baracus in the thigh, drawing blood.
7 damage before DR.
The conflagration is in full force now, threatening to bring the warehouse down. The yard is starting to fill with choking smoke.
What do you do?
OOC:
[ +- ] Enemies
Thug 1 (leader): 7/24, AC 16 15
Thug 2 (axe): DEAD
Thug 3 (shortsword): 13/13, AC 12
Thug 4 (shortbow): 2/11, AC 11
Thug 5 (sling): 10/11, AC 11, Blinded.
Thug 6 (sling): 6/11, AC 11, Blinded, Incapacitated, Prone.
Thug 7 (axe): DEAD
Thug 8 (axe): FLED
Thug 9 (greataxe) DEAD
T4 is 30 ft away. T3 and Leader are in melee with Baracus and Rydler. The urumi has reach. T8 is in the wind. T5 and T6 are 40ft away, trying to flee.
[ +- ] Battlefield Features
I encourage you to make use of these features narratively. If you do something cool with the features I might grant Inspiration or a one-time Advantage to your roll.
1. Burning front wall.
2. Wagon loaded with crates (now hitched to heavy draft horse).
3. Bottles of chili pepper oil.
4. Assorted farming implements (scythes, pitchforks, etc).
5. Obscuring smoke.