Session 1: Before the RPS Tournament

The woman turns towards Kohaku and Akita.

"Akita, did you just call me 'Oujo'? Do you not recognize..."

Her voice trails off as she attempts to pull something out of the closet. After a short struggle, she triumphantly whips out a rather large revolver and turns towards the maid with a devilish grin.

"You own boss?! Well, I don't blame you. Someone slipped me some kind of potion in that syrup I drank."

Seeing the dumbfounded look on Akita and Kohaku's faces, she elaborates.

"You want me to prove that it's me, Boss Floyd? Alright. Kohaku, we met at that museum heist! You totally knocked out a security guard! And Akita... well you have a pretty strange birthmark located on your... well I shouldn't say anymore because you almost shot me last time! Gehehe!"

Facial Expression: Σ=Δ

Akita robotically moves forward her eyes blank with the mention of the birthmark. Staring at the Boss Lady in the eye Akita slowly blinks her hand coming up in a mechanical jerky fashion as if powered by clockwork gears.

She puts a hand on her Boss' bosom...

*gyu* *gyu* *gyu*

"We agreed no talky talky about the birthmark.... Also you should probably get a bra if you're going to be running around and shooting with these." Akita states letting go taking a step back and looking down at her hand and closing it a few times even though it was empty.

"If it's permanent, No Problem Bossu. You still got it plus you got a sexy female body now!" Akita states giving the boss two thumbs up as large feline grin spreads on her face and her eyes flashing like four point stars since she approves.

"Now that we know you're you Bossu..." Akita states wiping a bit of drool from her mouth before she pulls out a rather large sniper rifle from under her skirt and slaps in a magazine, "What's this about some fat pig trash thieves that the master doesn't like that want a war? Do you want them alive and captured or executed four family member relations deep" she asks her words describing the thieves hard and rough as she hoisted a surprisingly heavy gun for someone her size.

"Yes well, I can already feel my shoulders getting stiff. I think whoever spiked that syrup intended to weaken me! That way they could break in and ruin my hotel! Kind of puts a damper on the whole RPS tournament thing, but revenge must take precedence!"

At that moment a large explosion near the main entrance on the hotel causes the floor to shake. Even from the bedroom, you can hear shouts and the sounds of fighting coming from the courtyard.

"Those fiendish criminals! What did I ever do to deserve this kind of treatment? ... On second thought I probably do deserve this a little, gehehe. To war!!"

Boss Floyd loads the revolver with a speed loader and pushes past Akita and Kohaku to make her way to the courtyard. Floyd can shoot, but this is a perfect situation for the heavily armed maids as well!

Putting on gloves and some shooting goggles Akita shuffles in behind the boss his tail swinging about happily... since it was outside Ground Maintenance for the hotel would be in charge of clean up. X3...

Reaching into her pocket she pulled out an ear piece and put it in before digging out a spare one and tapped the boss's upper arm with the back of her gloved hand offering it up. Once handed off or pocketed she'd click on her comms, "All Maids, calling all Maids. This is Bloody Kitten. Explosion in courtyard from invaders, numbers and threat level unknown. Big Kahuna is moving to engage, I repeat Big Kakuna is moving to engage threat. Supporting Big Kahuna, Initiate Operation: Hawaiian Pineapple Luau. Bloody Kitten out." she stated chambering a round.

"Roger that." Akita states over coms assessing targets for the most threatening among the group and flipping off the safety.
High velocity rounds start raining down from the second floor, Akita has one foot planted on the banister her dressed hiked up but fortunately a vase blocks the visuals of anything over the game’s rating sticker. She ducks back at times if they return fire, throw things, or when she sees a better position for a shot. As the shells start to hit the carpet and bounce Akita hears Boss Floyd over the comms before it goes to static.
Akita’s jaw stiffens as she drops the clip on her sniper rifle and puts on a larger drum his fangs bearing as she backs up. "Big Kahuna radio silent, possibly down. Going to support." she states tight jawed as she looks at the banister and wall to the side and she sprints moving down to all fours her nails digging in as she moves towards the banister and leaps over the side. Using her momentum she runs the wall moving to standing upright on a lean pulling her gun and aiming it into the masses.
"Ura-ura-ura-ura-ura-ura-ura-ura-ura-ura-ura-ura-ura." she yells over the bark of her sniper rifle.
"You maggot fat pig #)($%# trash want to steal from Boss Floyd and the Maids of the Maple Leaf Hotel?!?!?! Eeeeeeeh? Especially you!" she states her words hard as she spits them out sounding more like a female yakuza member than a danty polite maid of the hotel. She makes her point by trying to put a double tap into someone dressed in an actual pig costume with a red bandana.

Akita darts through the masses her time and experience in urban warfare situations showing as her eyes look dead on the battlefield give out midafternoon death with a frown.

(OoC: Drawing on friendly fire and BFG to chaos enough chaos to push through. No one else wants to jump in? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯)

After adjusting to the light Akita could also hear the wild western music play... no wait it was the Bosses MP3 player on the ground...Dropping the empty drum magazine and loading in a fresh clip of Armor Piercing Rounds Akita picks up the Boss's cigar and puts in her mouth.

Gyaaaaaa! Indirect Kiss from the Boss Achievement UNLOCKED!!! she thought to herself puffing on the cigar, before coughing, these things were horrible, it was a wonder the Boss was able to even workout the way he did.

Clicking on coms Akita's voice trembled slightly, "Bathu-chan found. Has taken Big Kahuna hostage, Considered Armed... yeah I know it's a bathtub but it has arms now, and dangerous. Moving to engage. Bloody Kitten out." she stated as she moved around the perimeter of the large mech holding the boss.

Bathu-chan probably caught the Boss by surprise plus the relationship between the two and the time they spent together probably got the Boss to falter. She hadn't experienced it herself, okay there was that one time but a maiden needs her secrets.

Akita paused for a moment her knees bending more so than usual as she moved around the mecha and Hostage. She suddenly blurred as she dashed on a wild random pattern towards the mecha before darting to the side her sniper rifle barking out rounds aiming at the lower leg joints of the bathtub trying to immobilize it, this was only the first step in her actions as she scanned the mecha for the manual overide panel, it was probably the area heavily armored in this format. She'd prefer to go in and saw the Boss but that would just get her smacked bu the BFS in the mecha's hand.

She didn't want to destroy the tub but it could be replaced, her smoking hot and now in uber sexy lady body Boss though she couldn't replace.

Moooooe, where is everyone? I don't really think they're the best overall maid since that's me but the Boss is in a Biiiiig Pinchu (literally) and I could use some help.

She was unsure how the Bath was targeting but she figured fast moment was either really bad or really good, erratic patterns though might throw it off so she'd have a chance to take out it's legs.

"Hooooo? You want to speak a ladies age so casually? And they call me Oba-san since I’m always playing the Pachinko machines, Analysis my tail! What Organization and what Mission!!! If you mean the guys inside trying to just steal soap and making a mess they’ve been disabled. Gyaaaa! You’re not making sense! And put down the Bossu! So explain yourself. NOW! Or I’m going to turn you into a pile of refurbished scrap metal tea kettle." Akita barked back checking the footing in the area due to the mist. Her nostrils were wide trying to find the Bosses scent in the mist.

"You probably don’t want to talk though, I’m a bit on edge since you’re feeling up the Boss and possibly doing this and that… I’m a bit jealous… err I mean that’s not cool man considering how much time you and the boss have spent together. Maybe I can sweeten the deal to get you to talk I know what you’re craving…" Akita stated a few seconds later after calming down from the Oba-san comment since she wasn’t even 25 that waaaay off base.

The sound of crystals clattering onto a stone step before placing the bottle down and moving away. "Special Organix Premium Bathtub Cleaner… since you took off you didn’t give us a chance to clean you after the Boss’ bath. Hurra hurra hurra." Akita teased pulling out a maple leaf face and fanning over the pile of cleaning crystals out into the steamy mist the robot was in possibly.

After daily cleanings from the organic compound cleaning powder the tub unit still looked brand new. If he had concerns about the boss being dirtied or hurt maybe there was something there to exploit… or bribe.

If this keeps up he’s going to have to get a multi facet waterfall shower unit to replace this guy, he better have a good reason to be doing this to the boss and the hotel! Akita thought to herself.

Akita moves the Boss when he falls in now female body landing very ungracefully. Kicking off the antenna apparatus she moves to the Boss checking her neck for a pulse as she dropped her magazine switching to tranquilizer darts. Regardless of if her boss was dead (Knowing there was no way her Boss would die just from a small fall like that.) she'd opt to bluff.

"Ah... He's dead... I wonder who I should tell in the Floyd Familia since they would probably want to exact a quick and brutal retaliation..." Akita would comment before aiming and going full auto on the bandit in the bush.

Shooting from the hip Akita will continue to fire into the bushes until there's no leaves left for cover or a target scrambles out. Raising her gun to eye level she would continue to mark her target and pepper them with 'non lethal' darts... granted a dart to the eye or ear was going to hurt a lot... Good thing she was aiming.

A woman wearing a frog costume pops out of the bushes upon hearing Akita's comments, holding a fist in the air defiantly.

"WHAT?! I didn't kill him!"

There's an awkward silence as the frog lady realizes that she had been duped, and she continues to hold her fist in the air out of embarrassment. A moment later, Boss Floyd's unconscious body erupts in POOF of white smoke. Akita takes the opportunity to tag the strange woman with a tranquilizer.

The frog girl attempts to dodge the shot with surprising reflexes, but Akita still manages to nail her right in the jaw. She quickly pulls the dart out, but the damage is already done.

"Owsh, wath wos tshat? Yoos thot me!"

Holder her hand to her jaw, she continues to speak, but her voice is too slurred to comprehend. Although, it doesn't look like she's gonna try to run away as long as Akita has rifle.

...

After the white smoke clears, it is reveled the Boss Floyd has returned to normal! Hooray! He coughs a little and lets out a groan, but he's definitely alive.

"Ugh, my head. Akita? What the hell is going on?!"

Hearing the woman defend herself by jumping into the open was not expected. Akita being Akita though took the opportunity to shoot her target while her defenses were down. Hearing the grown behind her Akita was a bit relieved he was coming to, but the fact it was a male voice had her sucking her teeth, she forgot to snap a picture of the Boss while he was a lady.

Akita sighed looking at the woman in the frog outfit who seemed to start feeling the effects of the traquilzer. With a less focused target and an idea of her body mass Akita thought for a second before shot her again, the dart landing a hit before being accompanied with few friends trailing behind for the maximum non-lethal dose.

"Bossu, are you okay? Did you hurt yourself in the fall? Bath-chan isn't an 'M' okay he was being controlled." Akita begins to explain wiggling and rubbing her cheek against the Boss's "I've found who probably stole Bath-chan and turned him to evil ways. Dispatched the goons that were stealing the soap and caught the thief. With the help of the Boss but mostly BY MYSELF!!! You know any red heads that like wearing Frog costumes?"she asks moving over to poke her quarry with the barrel of her gun that looked like a pin cushion from all the darts in her. She looks over at the Boss and gives a peace sign.

"Also you have to meet with everyone in the next hour and a half before lunch with the Family..." she reminds him looking at her watch and pushing up her shooting shades into her hair.

Boss Floyd slowly gets up to his feet and takes in the situation.

"Oooh, you got them all with that rifle of yours, did you?! Gahahaha! I knew made the right choice when I hired you! All the hotel staff that warned me about your stalker-like tendencies were dead wrong!"

He walks over to the lady in the frog costume and prods her with his foot.

"Nope, I got no clue who this is. Although I have heard of their organization, we should should leave her and her cronies for the police. Or even better, the Mounties!"

After inspecting the criminals he turns towards Akita with stars in his eyes.

"You saved my life! Maybe I should actually retire now... my back hurts from repetitively getting my ass kicked. Gahah-ah....ooof... it hurts to laugh. Let's get this lunch meeting over with, I think I'll turn the hotel over to my family and then plan an actual retirement. Maybe somewhere safer than Canada, like Japan? Oh, and let the other maids can take care of the clean-up!"

Akita wins the favor race! Whooooooooa, shocker!