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Aug 23, 2020 4:16 am
Storm sits back up with 1 hit point.
Aug 23, 2020 4:16 am
LyricTimeless says:
JacobVane says:
LyricTimeless says:
LawRubia says:
"Well, who can say what he already knows. Greetings, Azul. We have come in search of a wand that will assist us in our journey to help the gods right the Pyramid. Will you help us?"
"A noble goal for a loyal mortal. I like you. But that is not the reason that you told my servant Chala, now was it?"
"Son of a . . . We are far too trusting."
"Why is it Elf that I cannot hear your thoughts?"
"To be fair, I don't have many, and hardly any worth listening to."
Aug 23, 2020 4:16 am
Well, that's it, I think. I am definitely the comic relief.
Aug 23, 2020 4:19 am
Kilikina says:
"There will be no expunging of any mortals from this world! Wait, I'm sorry... what child?" The fact that Kit isn't from Maztica is showing in her lack of knowledge about their gods.
"Let's not play games while your paladin is being enthralled by that vampire friend of yours. You want the wand to take her down.
It is yours. I am glad to see you finally doing something for this world besides empathy and love."


He hands you the wand.
Aug 23, 2020 4:20 am
Thinking a little further, I lie back down and hope that nobody noticed I was still alive. It's probably better that I just lie here, focusing on staying not dead.
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Aug 23, 2020 4:20 am
CodeWookiee says:
Well, that's it, I think. I am definitely the comic relief.
I'm laughing.
Aug 23, 2020 4:21 am
LyricTimeless says:
Kilikina says:
"There will be no expunging of any mortals from this world! Wait, I'm sorry... what child?" The fact that Kit isn't from Maztica is showing in her lack of knowledge about their gods.
"Let's not play games while your paladin is being enthralled by that vampire friend of yours. You want the wand to take her down.
It is yours. I am glad to see you finally doing something for this world besides empathy and love."


He hands you the wand.
"Well, we really must be going. No, no, don't try to get us to stay. Ladies, shall we?" He gestures towards the door.
Aug 23, 2020 4:22 am
Wow. Prettyboy and Seafox keep a clean ship! It doesn't even smell like dead fish. How do they do that?
Aug 23, 2020 4:23 am
LyricTimeless says:
Kilikina says:
"There will be no expunging of any mortals from this world! Wait, I'm sorry... what child?" The fact that Kit isn't from Maztica is showing in her lack of knowledge about their gods.
"Let's not play games while your paladin is being enthralled by that vampire friend of yours. You want the wand to take her down.
It is yours. I am glad to see you finally doing something for this world besides empathy and love."


He hands you the wand.
Her heart drops in her chest. "Thank you, we need to leave immediately, there's a bitch I need to punish."
Aug 23, 2020 4:23 am
Jacobs ushers the ladies out the door and off the scorched decks to the canoe. What was the signal again, he forgets.
Aug 23, 2020 4:24 am
Back in my true form, I stride toward the door with Jacob and Kit.
Aug 23, 2020 4:24 am
I will turn back into my spider form so the ride is less crowded.
Aug 23, 2020 4:25 am
Maybe they've charmed a sea turtle to keep it cleaned and well waxed, I think. Oh geez, if I'm going to be the comic relief, I'm going to need to come up with some better jokes...
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Aug 23, 2020 4:25 am
LyricTimeless says:
Jacobs ushers the ladies out the door and off the scorched decks to the canoe. What was the signal again, he forgets.
Signal, smignal, we ROW!
Aug 23, 2020 4:27 am
OOC:
How far is he away?
She sends her voice as close to Poca as she can, "Elena, Skulker, get back now!"
Aug 23, 2020 4:27 am
Fast and unpursued, you row to the Skulker. Poca joins you and you come up to the deck. Elena is necking with Dukalu while Storm sits and smells the turtle wax. Kon keeps trying to attack but the GM won't let him, lol
Aug 23, 2020 4:27 am
LawRubia says:
Back in my true form, I stride toward the door with Jacob and Kit.
That's a nifty trick. I thought my card shuffle was impressive.
Aug 23, 2020 4:30 am
Hmmm... gotta think of something good... I start pondering, knowing there's no time like the present. What forest animal helps the druid get that nice green colour for their robe? I ask myself in my own head. A Dyer Wolf!
Aug 23, 2020 4:30 am
Seeing red, she rushes Elena screaming, "GET THE FUCK OFF MY HUSBAND!"
Aug 23, 2020 4:31 am
Ugh... this is getting uncomfortable, I think I should have collapsed the other direction.

What do you call a thousand-year-old fey?

A Millenielf!
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