Create an adventure hook in 5 words or less.

What's that smell?

Something stole the dwarves' ale

The tavern door won't open

Gamersplane homepage opens dimensional gate

Your d20 rolls a 21

Contact lenses show hidden monsters

There wasn't a forest here...

The robot went berserk...

Ghosts won't leave me alone.

Crying comes from the well...

Do not open this door!

There wasn't a goblin here

I wasn't here?

I wasn't the forest

Island of Misspelled Words

🎶 It's the Dungeon that never Ends...🎶

• When all gods became dogs
• When all dogs became gods
"In the name of the Goodest Boy, who art in Heaven, Arooo be his Name..."

Someone stole our loot
Revenge is a vicious cycle
The consequences of our actions
One technobabble later, plot device
Time loop! Fix our mistakes
Get caught up in conspiracies
Snap, the blood ritual worked
Oh no, the demons saw us
Demons are chiller than expected
Never mind, lost our souls
We serve the demons now
Leading hell's army, what do
Are we the baddies?
Hey, who's summoning us!
Plot twist, we summoned ourselves
Something something stable time loop

This is a full campaign of 5-word adventures 😱

Poetry is the strongest weapon.

That's way too many bees.

The day the Empire fell...

They stole your Vorpal Sword.

A Nigerian prince emails you
Will we return empty-handed?
Pregnancy craving for dragon flesh
Crow wants us to follow
Clouds falling, talk to Atlas
Skeleton is wiggling inside, why
Weird isolated village traditions things
Running from superpowered debt collectors
Witnessed murder, they saw you
Dropped MacGuffin through sewer grate

Actually, it's a poem

All according to plan.

Minnows falling from the sky

Corpses dig graves inside out

Demented king exiles heirs

Heirs allege king is demented

Bain sidhe looking for love

Nigerian prince needs your help.

I actually once got spam claiming to be from the Nigerian government, who wanted to give me money to make up for all the scams their royalty had gotten up to. I just had to jump through a few small hoops.

You have a royal birthmark.
Dinosaurs!
Dinosaurs! With guns!
You have forgotten something important.
The Undead are people too.
Apparently, the Prince is Tzimisce.
What if Anakin never existed?

Some self-referential horror stories
* Facebook wants to buy GP
* Nobody posted in Weekenders today
* Bowlofspinach's TftL game becomes self-aware
* Antiproduct made admin