When the alarm sounded, Dr. R. B. Robo-Barbie was in her Dream-Cabin. There she dreamed of soaring through the vacuum of space alone for all eternity, surviving by feeding off of the solar power of the endless sea of stars.
I would have to wear the same dress everyday forever!
She enters the wardrobe with this thought, and decides,
I’d rather wear gold solar panels forever than titanium.
She chooses the dress that has sleeves, and wears the magnetic-heeled goddess-sandals with the straps that cross-cross up to her thighs.
Though only eleven and a half inches tall (just over a foot in heels), the klak-klak-klacking of her gait can be heard well before she enters the swinging pet door that leads to the bridge. She gives Briggs a curtsy before hopping onto a table and sitting at the edge of it, one leg crossed over the other.
"Commander Briggs, it would appear we are entering a situation. According to Wikidatabanx, 50% of mortals throw caution to the wind. And there is no wind in space." She has a point. Mattel only knows what that point is.
"But assuming I am not asked to perform a psyche-eval, I do have… other talents."
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