[ +- ] 🎹 Marble Madness Int.
[ +- ] Status
PLAYER
Luna 💛💛💛 / ✨✨✨✨✨
Her Highness 🧡🧡🧡🧡 / 🚨🚨🚨🚨
Kurumi 🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷 / 📀📀📀
Pira ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ / 👠👠
Cass 💙💙💙💙💙💙 / 🚀🚀
Thundra 🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵 / 👙👗
ENEMY
The Quaz ⚙️⚙️⚙️⚙️💥
Middle-aged Mutant Vampire Turtle ⚙️⚙️⚙️💥
Fish Mom - 💖SAFE!
Three-Legged Space Cowboys ❓❓❓💥💥
leaps onto a table, intent on volleying across, but the table is a flimsy thing—it breaks out from under the fighter! Harry tries to whack her with a jam-stained knife, put Pira unleashes her Shredding Fury! Both the space cowboy and The Quaz get clobbered!
Thundra dives blade-first at the fish-woman, arcing her blade upward at the last split-second so instead of impaling an innocent mother of two, her sword is thrust through the wind-up key! The warrior-princess leaps upward, yanking the key off the fish-woman’s back!
"Muh.." "Mom??" her children whimper.
On the mother-fish’s back, there’s a hole, gray with a tangle of broken wires. A few sparks pop from the hole, but the woman’s eyes stop glowing.
"I’m… I’m…" Fine might be a lie, but what she can say to her son and daughter truthfully is,
"..she saved me."
The boy-fish says
"Thanks, muscle-lady!" to Thundra. But his sister clenches her fists, searching for an outlet for her triggered teen angst…
Karumi’s spell compels the band to change their tune! She starts dancing—alone at first!—but soon a squidling in a schoolgirl outfit dances with Kurumi—then a bunny girl in a leotard!—a biggun-grig clad in a tee shirt that says
MUSIC⚡️BAND on it—and finally, after some hesitation, one more girl joins Kurumi: the fish-girl.
The Three-Legged Space Cowboys hold their fire.
"Let’s not be too hasty, boys. We ain’t never shot a lady."
"Ain’t never been out-danced by one neither."
"Oh, bosh, Denny! What about the Sassy Sarsaparilla Sisters?"
"They done danced the pants offa me," Denny admits,
"but ’tain’t happ’nin’ today. I wore mah belt." Denny holds onto his belt buckle, and line-dances, with two of the boys at his side.
The line-dancers then fan themselves with playing cards, all of which are aces drawn from their sleeves. Between dancing and cards, Kurumi and
Luna have successfully distracted three of the four gunmen.
The fourth shouts at them,
"What in the blue blazes o’ hell and tarnation y’all doin’?" The one non-dancing gunman shouts as he takes aim at
Cass—
—who’s too quick on the draw! She whips out a stun grenade! She shoots up in the air…
…and misses.
"LAWWWLL!" the gunman laughs. But his laugh is quickly silenced as the chandelier Cass (accidentally) shot crashes down on him, knocking him out cold and busting the key on his back!
—and his gun slides across the floor spinning until it slams into the table that Pira toppled, and goes off!
OOC:
Pira,
㊙️BLOCK your ears! That gun was set to Sonic Boom!
• On a MISS, lose ❤️!
• On a HIT, your ears are ringing! You next attack will be off-balance (less damaging).
• On a COMBO, you’re fine!
With two cowboys down and the fish-mom outta the fight, the Quaz and the Vamp-Turtle each pick a foe.
"Blah! I vant to swat the fairy."
"Not cool," says the Quaz.
"Picking on someone smaller than you is not cool at all. Ayyyy…yyYA!!" Quazie snaps out of his lecture and does his super cool Ice Breaker Karate Chop!
"Hey, tall, blonde and bodacious… what’s YOUR sign?"OOC:
Thundra,
🕹️DODGE the question! He doesn’t care what your sign is!
• On a MISS, you dodge the question, but not the chop! Lose 🩵🩵!
• On a HIT, you dodge the chop, but not the coolness! Lose 🩵 from the chill, and be careful—the hilt of your sword is slippery. If you roll ㊙️FIGHT and MISS, there’s a consequence! (I’ll tell you what, if you miss.)
• On a COMBO, you’re fine!
The Middle-aged Mutant Vampire Turtle is inspired. He goes after someone taller: Casanova!
"Spinning Shell Kick!"
The vamp-turtle ticks his limbs inside his shell and spins across the floor, straight at Cass!
OOC:
Cass,
🕹️DODGE or ㊙️BLOCK!
• If you MISS, lose 💙💙.
• A HIT or COMBO successfully protects you, but—
—if you successfully BLOCK, the vamp-turtle will be extra vulnerable to ㊙️FIGHT (from anyone’s attack).
