Please Xcrawl, Don't Hurt 'Em

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Mojo: 10

Round 3
Character	Acted	Grandstanding
Vi Vi (lionized 2 rnds)	✅
Sassafras	✅
Bole
Butch	✅
Callan
Tymun	✅
Gabriel	✅
Spider-dudes x2
Clown spider-dudes x2
Rust spider (disrespected)

"What an ever so slightly unfortunate series of events!" the announcer yells into the mic. "Sassafras has been webbed to the roof under the wingnut, with the silver lining being that her arms are still free to work their magic. Vi Vi has put her Dionysus-approved Shaolin Smithson Shortbow™ to work but the arrow failed to find its mark! And Houston Hexcrawler's brawler-extraordinaire put forth an impressive display, but his attacks failed to land. Attempting to trip a spider-dude with so many legs was probably not the best tactic, but that's easy for me to say safe on the side-lines!"

Sounds good

The rust spider will not eat dust as it skitters out of the way and survives to attack again! The rust spider makes another attack at Butch, trying to eat his tasty tasty armor!

The spider-dude luchadores rush from their opposing sides and engage with Callan and Bole. Their glistening muscle-bound bodies ripple with intimidating strength as much as their enormous spider lower bodies terrify with their slick black carapace. They both attempt to seize their opponents in wrestling holds.

Meanwhile the disrespected clown, who gives an exagerated frown to the camera, steps off the teeter-totter, grabs another barrel landing nearby, then places it on the teeter-totter. Yet another spider-dude clown jumps through the hole in the billboard and lands on the teeter-totter, sending the barrel arcing through the air, this time at Gabriel Carver! The barrel lands several feet away from Gabriel. It doesn't explode or break, however.

"And what a flurry of events we've had here, folks! Sassafras continues to work on the trap but the wingnut hasn't budged an inch yet, and it's still webbed up which might hinder any progress she makes anyway. Poor Callan can't catch a break as he's been grabbed in a bear hug by one of the spider-dude luchadores, and those are some strong motherspiders. I think Vi Vi's bow has a hex upon it because she's had trouble shooting a single straight shot this crawl. Luckily Gabriel and Butch have had more success! Butch has successfully removed the rust spider from play and Gabriel has cut two legs off one of the spider-dudes! That can't feel very pleasant. Meanwhile Tymun has disappeared, I think I last saw him by the wingnut. Bole has dodged the other spider-dude's grapple and it is yet to be seen how we will react!"

"Oh the humanity! Callan has just been given a poisonous bite by the spider-dude! Let's hope he can fight off the effects. Meanwhile Gabriel has just been double-fisted by the spider-dude he took some legs off moments ago! I guess he wasn't too pleased about losing those legs. And here comes another spider-clown through the billboard launching yet another barrel! And it looks like, wait for it, yes it's heading towards Butch! Oh no an exploding barrel! Thankfully no one else was in the blast radius but that has got to burn! And poor Vi Vi has been targeted by a spider-clown's wacky ball launcher. I hope it's anything but the acid balls! Oh I forgot the poison spider balls! I'm not sure if that's better or worse, folks! Poor Vi Vi is now covered in hundreds of itsy bitsy spiders!"