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Aug 1, 2017 4:04 am
Oxbox says:
Where is the fuck is what's her name? Isibeal? Isbeal?
Also, Jilleen? Or were the attacks mentioned a front line of maidens who were the only ones able to make strikes on the gators and fish-boys?
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DMJ

Aug 1, 2017 1:37 pm
Xorthan says:
Oxbox says:
Where is the fuck is what's her name? Isibeal? Isbeal?
Also, Jilleen? Or were the attacks mentioned a front line of maidens who were the only ones able to make strikes on the gators and fish-boys?
Disappointed that these bitches aren't putting out, huh?
Not sure what you guys were expecting, but you didn't really pick up many real reinforcements. These bitches are mostly just weapon carriers. They are terrified, a group of them are pregnant - let me go ahead and break it to you: there isn't going to be another dozen attacks per round on the "good guys" section. haha
A few might have a shield up trying to block some shots, and maybe things change over time, but right now there are only a few dependable enough to throw out some meaningful offense and they are already up on the board.
Aug 1, 2017 8:34 pm
Constablebrew says:
Ezeriah says:
Constablebrew says:
Maeriks holds the Lotus Spear high over his head with both hands and brings it down over the top of Kray, slashing the second Alligator
LOCUST spear.
Ha! Fixed.
Meanwhile, it appears Thorn is up in the tunnels in locust position contemplating the fight.

DMJ

Aug 2, 2017 12:57 am
Top Round 2 Remaining: Ez, Kray can still go.
OOC:
I may be done for the night, and also may be slow to respond tomorrow. Mucho busyness at work.

DMJ

Aug 2, 2017 1:51 pm
Oxbox says:

Bryn watches for an opening where he can slip away, then runs for the doorway.

Fuck this. I'm out.
OOC:
Bonus action: Disengage
Action: Dash
Hahahahahaha. I don't want to miss just how classic this is.
Has there ever been a single posting that serves as a more accurate microcosm summary of the quintessential D7D Rogue?
Aug 2, 2017 3:07 pm
Jabes.plays.RPG says:
The moment the doors are cracked open, Ivor looks for Derry. There she is, on the ground, bleeding out. Fuck. With his trident too, and just out of reach. Double fuck. Now the girls make a mad rush for the opening. Ivor draws his handaxes, prepared to chop down anything that isn't human that comes through that door. "Light! Some light back there!" he roars over his shoulder.
Just to be clear, that's a Readied action.

DMJ

Aug 2, 2017 4:37 pm
I hear it, Jabes.
We'll see the developments in these next moments, and the transition from TR3 into BR3 - see how it goes on who is getting through the door.
Constablebrew says:
Maeriks... then backs through the door "Back!" he commands to everyone.
CB, if Maeriks is going through the door, send me a "sub-Initiative" roll so I can determine his sequence.
Everyone is flooding in, a limited number of people per time - I know it is splitting hairs but I really want to capture details on the scene to lay out who gets through, what order, who is boxed out to continue to face the hallway threats, etc.
Also remember you can roll Sub-Initiative with STR if you are barreling through all competitors.
If you are waiting for all the women to get through, disregard this but also be prepared to probably not get through this round also.
A game of inches again.
Aug 2, 2017 5:26 pm
DMJ says:
I hear it, Jabes.
We'll see the developments in these next moments, and the transition from TR3 into BR3 - see how it goes on who is getting through the door.
Constablebrew says:
Maeriks... then backs through the door "Back!" he commands to everyone.
CB, if Maeriks is going through the door, send me a "sub-Initiative" roll so I can determine his sequence.
Everyone is flooding in, a limited number of people per time - I know it is splitting hairs but I really want to capture details on the scene to lay out who gets through, what order, who is boxed out to continue to face the hallway threats, etc.
Also remember you can roll Sub-Initiative with STR if you are barreling through all competitors.
If you are waiting for all the women to get through, disregard this but also be prepared to probably not get through this round also.
A game of inches again.
Maeriks will back out with Kray, assuming he's not rushing past the women. If he does rush, Maeriks will just be last then... which will probably get him killed but... oh well.

Advantage added to my IC post. No crit. :(
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Aug 2, 2017 10:30 pm
Kray's not rushing out. I got your back CB.
Aug 2, 2017 10:46 pm
DMJ says:
Oxbox says:

Bryn watches for an opening where he can slip away, then runs for the doorway.

Fuck this. I'm out.
OOC:
Bonus action: Disengage
Action: Dash
Hahahahahaha. I don't want to miss just how classic this is.
Has there ever been a single posting that serves as a more accurate microcosm summary of the quintessential D7D Rogue?
Yup. Bryn is not risking himself for these boarderline strangers.

If this were Talius, he would of stepped in front of Maeriks to protect him and then jump into a swamp after him.
Aug 2, 2017 11:03 pm
Ha! Nice one. Kray just kind of sees it as avoiding waiting in line (he hates lines), not to mention the additional pleasure of soaking up some of the enemies blood. He could use a shower after swimming in that Borgh muck water.
Aug 2, 2017 11:05 pm
It's funny, I constantly think about how bad our characters would smell after what they have just done.

Oh and CB, What the actual fuck? Why haven't you approved my Barbarian that I Made to impress J in DT lite. ?
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DMJ

Aug 2, 2017 11:05 pm
Constablebrew says:


Maeriks will back out with Kray, assuming he's not rushing past the women. If he does rush, Maeriks will just be last then... which will probably get him killed but... oh well.
That Locust Spear is a heavy burden to carry sometimes - it's tough being the Norach.

Barbarian Code of Honor intact though. Fucking A straight, Maeriks.

DMJ

Aug 2, 2017 11:06 pm
Ezeriah says:
... the additional pleasure of soaking up some of the enemies blood. He could use a shower after swimming in that Borgh muck water.
Yeah. I think Kray is about to get that.
Aug 2, 2017 11:29 pm
DMJ says:
Kray
TR3


Kray sees the crazed psycho raising his weapon, but doesn't hesitate. He rares back with all of his might, swings the Yatagan, and cuts the guy's head off. The blade catches the Glaaki pawn at the soft flesh of the neck and slides completely through. The motion of the blade pops the masked head up in the air and spinning clockwise. The body's arm instantly drops the sickle and slumps forward, continuing in its last motion before beheading. The bloody circle of gore at the body's neck sprays arterial blood from both sides. The blood splatters in dots across Kray's surcoat as the headless corpse plods forward. Kray has to take a step back as the shoulder of the body pushes forward at his hip as it crashes down to the stone floor.

His other strike already in motion, Kray stabs the falcata out at the next madman to his right. The blade slides through the barbarian's ribs, high at the shoulder blades across his back, near the spine spike wound.
Absolutely beautiful.

DMJ

Aug 2, 2017 11:42 pm
Oxbox says:

Yup. Bryn is not risking himself for these boarderline strangers.

If this were Talius, he would of stepped in front of Maeriks to protect him and then jump into a swamp after him.
Yo, Ox. I just poured out some Coors Banquet on the curb for Talius while I'm grilling out pork tenderloin right now IRL. Don't disrespect him.

Also, respect: Bryn is a complete DT Rogue through and through - not about to take risks for bitches and recent acquaintances who he just met after the last Long Rest.
True.
Aug 2, 2017 11:44 pm
Ezeriah says:
A cruel and malicious grin spreads across Kray's face as he revels in the art of death and the business of slaughter.
Kray is going to murder all of us in our sleep.
Aug 2, 2017 11:52 pm
DMJ says:
Oxbox says:

Yup. Bryn is not risking himself for these boarderline strangers.

If this were Talius, he would of stepped in front of Maeriks to protect him and then jump into a swamp after him.
Yo, Ox. I just poured out some Coors Banquet on the curb for Talius while I'm grilling out pork tenderloin right now IRL. Don't disrespect him.
I would NEVER!

Nah, I loved that character, I was a little disappointed that I didn't get to use a single healing kit to take advantage of his healer feat though. Hahah
Aug 3, 2017 12:16 am
Oxbox says:
It's funny, I constantly think about how bad our characters would smell after what they have just done.

Oh and CB, What the actual fuck? Why haven't you approved my Barbarian that I Made to impress J in DT lite. ?
Man, I did that this morning!
https://u17098345.dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/17098345/Screenshot%202017-08-02%2017.13.41.png

(and lulz at "DT lite")
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