Episode 1: Pradesh
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He became a whirlwind of fists, beating the men into unconsciousness.
Rolls
Unarmed strike (flay) - (1d20+6, 1d4+4)
1d20+6 : (11) + 6 = 17
1d4+4 : (1) + 4 = 5
Unarmed strike (morimoto) - (1d20+6, 1d4+4)
1d20+6 : (5) + 6 = 11
1d4+4 : (4) + 4 = 8
Unarmed strike (puck) - (1d20+6, 1d4+4)
1d20+6 : (20) + 6 = 26
1d4+4 : (3) + 4 = 7
Crit (savage attacker) - (2d4)
(43) = 7
Action: Attack Chalmun using Improvised Weapon (wooden Tankard) and Divine Smite
Rolls
Attack Improvised Weapon - (1d20+6)
(14) + 6 = 20
Damage - (1d4+4)
(2) + 4 = 6
Smite (if hit) - (2d8)
(66) = 12
Grapple Attempt: STR Athletics (if hit above) - (1d20+6)
(19) + 6 = 25
Ybus dodges past the melee. Pushing past the double doors he beholds the filthiest kitchen he's ever seen. Dirty dishes and cookware are piled high in leaky wash basins crawling with vermin. A mangy dog looks up from gnawing at a bone in a grimy corner and growls at the halfling. To Ybus' right, a stairwell disappears into both an upper and a lower level.
Baracus faces the three remaining Adamantine Cooks (so named because their damn roast is tougher than iron...also because they're badasses). The half-orc fells Flay with a bone-crushing blow to the ribcage, and drives Puck into the floor with a vicious hammer fist. Morimoto is too fast for him though; his haymaker whistles past the cook's ear, missing by a mere inch. Morimoto slashes at Baracus' midsection with a large meat-cleaver. 10 slashing damage to Baracus.
With Rydler's guidance, Aishwarya drives her fist into Dopey's already bruised left side. The blow is perfectly placed but the dwarf's armor seems to absorb the force of it.
Harrison and Rufio pick up chairs and smash them against either side of Doc's head, knocking the dwarf to the ground, conscious but dazed. Hob holds open the rear exit door. "Come on! This way!" the halfling cries, clearly enjoying himself as much as his horned captain.
Aditya scurries towards Urban who after clearing a path for the fat Pradeshi grabs a tankard and slams it with righteous fury into Chalmun's temple. The big, hairy man sways for a moment, then falls to the floor like a plank of wood. Valrakas laughs uproariously and slaps Urban on the shoulder. The minotaur's bellowing mirth turns the heads of several of the city guards. One of them points at your group.
Rolls
Morimoto vs. Baracus - (1d20+2, 1d6)
1d20+2 : (20) + 2 = 22
1d6 : (6) = 6
Ash vs. Dopey (Help from Rydler) - (1d20+2, 1d20+2, 1d4+2)
1d20+2 : (8) + 2 = 10
1d20+2 : (3) + 2 = 5
1d4+2 : (2) + 2 = 4
Crit vs. Baracus - (1d6)
(4) = 4
Rolls
Attack! - (1d20+2, 1d8)
1d20+2 : (13) + 2 = 15
1d8 : (8) = 8
What do you do?
Chalmun: unconscious
Battle Cook 1 (Batali): unconscious
Battle Cook 2 (Flay): unconscious
Battle Cook 3 (Morimoto): neutralized
Battle Cook 4 (Puck): unconscious
Dwarf 1 (Grumpy): unconscious
Dwarf 2 (Dopey): unconscious
Dwarf 3 (Doc): prone, stunned
Rolls
Perception - (1d20+4)
(19) + 4 = 23
Immensely satisfied with the timely quip, Urban pushes Aditya along towards the back door.
The brawny Cysgerian starts tipping tables and tossing bar stools forward towards the center of the room once he sees the group has traveled past. He looks around for Rydler and continues to toss obstacles between the group and the moving crowd.
When he sees Rydler, Urban calls out while still working on barricading the escape route, "Rydler! I decked the head chef just a few moments ago. When he went down, I said, "I'm no cook, boys, but I think he is well done." "
Tipping over a table, Urban continues to yell out to Rydler in the chaos, "I said it right next to the other cooks, before they were knocked out. So they heard me say, "I think he's well done" about their boss. Because he was blacked out."
Nodding in satisfaction to Rydler, Urban slings one last chair one-handed and then covers the others moving out the door.
Movement: to the rear door and then out if the group is clear
Action: tip and throw furniture (hoping to create Difficult Terrain for pursuers)
"Riddles invoke thinking, inspire thoughts, and enlighten minds; puns are distastefully clever, at best." Rydler attempts to pocket a final side pouch before he exits
Rolls
Thievy bits - (1d20+8)
(18) + 8 = 26
Ybus: There's a half-eaten plate of poutine on the counter but you'll have to get past the growling dog to get to it. Peering down the stairwell there's flickering torchlight down there. Listening, you hear nothing. It's probably the cellar/larder. Then again, could be something else.
Still to act: Baracus & Erden. Urban's barricade action comes last.
We are still in combat initiative. NPC's have slipped out the back.
Urban: IF Rydler sticks around I imagine it will impact "if the group is clear" so if it comes to that I will allow you to amend your action if you wish. And let's not forget, you all saw Ybus disappear into the kitchen.
He considered defeating the town guard as well, but he could feel that his father's eye was no longer upon him. It was time to move on.
He looked back at Ybus and wondered if he needed to intervene, but then thought better of it. He would come in his own time, and needed nobody to take care of him.
Baracus ducked his head and strode out the exit behind Aishwarya.