Episode 1: Pradesh

Mar 1, 2018 1:00 pm
You and the other travelers stream through the Sandalwood Gate (#13) and enter Pradesh, the Jewel of the West. You are swept up in the throng of revelers cheering, singing, and chanting to the beat of drums and gongs. The festive mood is electric, and highly infectious. The flow of people leads southwest, towards the City Square fronting the Great Temple.
[ +- ] Map of Pradesh
The street threads through a courtyard and just as you enter, several horn blasts are sounded. A cheer goes up among the crowd, and the music turns more frenzied. Multicolored powders, hurled from the balconies, rain down on the dancing multitude, blanketing you in gaudy rainbow hues. This is a boon - in this chaos of color no one from Cysegr will recognize you.
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You push on, and at every other corner the colorful ritual is repeated. At one crossing, a parade of colorfully arrayed elephants marches past, festooned with fluttering banners, bearing troupes of musicians. One of the elephants, probably the matriarch, peers at you curiously and nods sagely before turning south, leading the procession to the Great Temple of Gajenndra, whose elaborately carved towers rise above the nearby structures.

Moving on, you come upon an inner city wall running roughly east to west, pierced by an open gate that leads to the Temple District. Here, the crowds stop to gawk at several holy men seated atop narrow stone pillars that flank the gate. These ascetics have sworn to live out their lives thus, dispensing wisdom and blessings from on high. Supplicants offer them food and water in little baskets (and the hermits' waste is sent down in another basket). The stink wafting down from their waste and from their unwashed bodies is overwhelming. Best to move on quickly.

A procession walks by bearing a holy child in a gilded litter, her skin dyed gold and her cheeks pierced through and through by thin steel skewers. A beggar, his body covered with boils, shuffles forward, pleading, reaching out to the child goddess. The child turns her head towards the beggar, who gasps and stumbles backward with tears in his eyes. He is completely healed. The child turns again, and almost locks gazes with Rydler, but then her procession moves on, trailing incense smoke and lotus petals.

Aditya is happy to be home and is caught up in the festivities. At first it seems as if he's forgotten you have come to collect your pay but at length he hires a runner to send word to his aunt. "You'll have your gold by the end of the day." he promises. "In the meantime, welcome to Pradesh! Happy Dasai!"
OOC:
R&R! What do you do? Grab some food at the Market district? Onward to the City Square? Hit the bars at the Dock Ward? Or something else? Feel free to rewind and interact with anything that was mentioned, such as the stylites, the elephants, or the golden child. Or anything else.
Mar 1, 2018 7:42 pm
Ybus participates in the festivity of color, going so far as to leap off the cart and crowd-surf the dancing throng. "I am a tai-dai god!" he coughs, inhaling the colored powder as his body is caked in rainbow hues.
Mar 1, 2018 9:40 pm
Rydler rides in the cart, sitting and propping his feet up on some pepper boxes. Listening with disinterest and slight annoyance at Aditya's bold statements and ramblings. Entering the city, he keeps his face lowered to avoid suspicion but as the colors start to flow, he raises to take in the festivities.

As the cart comes to a stop, Rydler grabs Adiya by the shirt and, using his large sleeves, hides his dagger and places the tip firmly into Aditya's stomach. "Let me be crystal; we could of been friends but you've fucked up—not once but twice. Luckily for you, I have business to attend here, giving you a bit extra time to gather the gold you promised us, or else we'd be going to retrieve it right now. The next time we see each other, you better have my gold or this dagger will be giving you more than a friendly peck." he lowers his dagger, releases his grip on Adiya's shirt, and gives him a few playful slaps on the right side of his face "Happy Dasai." He smiles, turns, and leaves the cart. As he walks through the crowd, he makes an effort to get hit by every color blast that he can, intent on covering as much of his identity with color as he can.
OOC:
To the golden child!
Mar 2, 2018 12:29 am
Baracus watches as Ybus dives into the crowd and Rydler roughs up Aditya, fighting off a mild but rising annoyance at the assault on his senses. He blinks away the coloured dust and resists the urge to cover his ears. He follows after Rydler, approaching the procession of the strange golden child. He immediately distrusts the little creature.

Gold corrupts everything it touches.
Mar 2, 2018 4:05 am
Erden smiles at Aditya as he climbs down from the wagon and wiggles his fingers, causing sparks to jump between them, "Gold, quickly. I'd hate to have to use my magic on you," he says as he follows Rydler into the crowd.

"We should all stay together," he advises, nodding sagely, "It's easy to get lost in a city like this, you know!"
Mar 2, 2018 5:29 am
Ybus is already being carried away by the swell, spewing powder from his mouth like a breaching whale.
Mar 2, 2018 6:21 am
"I'll be here with your gold when you come back." Aditya says to Erden as the gnome hops off the wagon. "And keep the crazed halfling safe..." he adds, watching Ybus uncertainly. Suddenly realizing he's alone with Urban, he rubs his bruised neck nervously. "Uh...you wanna grab some curry?"
Mar 2, 2018 8:57 am
"Maybe," Urban answers. "Where is it that you need to go? And where is a place where we can get this horse some boarding and store the wagon, with an inn nearby?"
Mar 2, 2018 4:13 pm
Getting a recommendation from Aditya, Urban calls out to Rydler, Barracus, and Erdan. "I need to get this horse watered and out from under this harness. Also going to keep an eye on Mustachio here." He points flippantly at Aditya with a smirk and eye roll.

"Let's meet up at the __________ Inn, on _____ Street near the ________. By sunset at the latest."
OOC:
Would insert Aditya's suggestion of location in the blanks.
Urban waves and then steers the cart through the crowd, closer to Ybus. He speaks out to the halfling while he is still floating along, carried overhead by the throng of revelers, "Are you going with us or with them? We're going to get curry and chicken nuggets."
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Mar 2, 2018 4:38 pm
OOC:
Haha nice try, J, but no. You've split the party with no rendezvous point/time other than Aditya's "I'll be here with your gold when you come back." Urban, Aditya, and Ybus are still together (for now). Narration incoming.
Mar 2, 2018 4:40 pm
Naatkinson says:
"We should all stay together," he advises, nodding sagely, "It's easy to get lost in a city like this, you know!"
Erden's voice rang like a bell in Baracus's mind. It was true; cities were not his natural terrain and tracking anything was pretty much impossible in this mess. Cities had their advantages: food and beer always a stone's throw away, lots of deserving people to punch, and his friends seem to enjoy themselves here. But, cities were also loud, crowded, and deceptively dangerous. There was always something trying to distract you while a snake waited to ambush you.

Worst of all, cities were full of incomprehensible rules. He had heard that thieves gets his hand chopped off for taking a purse, but a monster known as a "tax collector" can rob you blind because of some nonsense written on a piece of paper.

Yes, he decided. I will need the guidance of my friends in this land of fools.

He waits for Erden, then lifts Erden up from the crowded street and rests him on his shoulders so he can get a better vantage of the terrain. Now they could not be separated.

"Erden, your guidance as ever is true; let's 'stick together.' "
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Mar 3, 2018 7:00 am
Urban
Another cheer erupts from the crowd just as you ask your question, and it takes a while for Aditya to understand you amid the din. In the meantime Rydler, Baracus, and Erden disappear from his sight.

"Oh someone will be along soon with your gold and to take the wagon off our hands. We shouldn't stray too far from the Peacock Gate or else your friends won't be able to find you when they return. Speaking of which, shouldn't we collect the halfling?" the spice merchant says.

Ybus
Aditya and Urban scoop you up and push on into the Marketplace. Here, vendors sell rich rugs and delicate silks, exotic flowers and fragrant spices, leather boots and satchels, silver jewelry and ivory carvings, incense and the colored powders everything is blanketed in, jade from Qinglai, gold trinkets from Camaxacal, Pradeshi love potions and healing draughts.

All manner of street performer compete for attention and coin: fortunetellers and sword-swallowers, firebreathers and jugglers, contortionists and snake charmers, street magicians and animal tamers.

Food stalls and hawkers offer delicacies from all across the realms: curried mincemeat pies, grilled whole duck stuffed with berries, poached fish fragrant with fennel and lemon, smoked venison served with a sauce of spiced cherries, sage-cured wild boar sausages baked into pig-shaped pastry crusts, legs of lamb roasted in grape leaves, rice cakes from Bimar, dumplings from Qinglai, round Kortellan flatbreads topped with cheese and slices of cured meat.

There are plenty of sweets as well: dainty orange blossom cakes, blueberry tarts shaped like war galleons complete with spun-sugar sails, chocolate oyster shells hiding peppermint pearls, unicorns made out of marzipan, almond and scorched milk bread pudding, meringue spheres filled with wine-poached pears.

Refreshment stalls offer everything from Cysegrian mead to Camaxacalian mezcal, local palm toddies, tea infusions, even highland stout and elven beer.

Aditya approaches one of the food stalls and orders curried mutton before remembering his purse is empty. He turns to you apologetically, already holding bowls of curry as the vendor looks on expectantly.

What do you do?
Mar 3, 2018 7:01 am
Rydler
As yet unaware that Baracus and Erden have decided to follow you, you begin to notice several things about the golden child's procession as you follow in its wake: Though her entourage are dressed as Pradeshi monks many of them appear to be foreigners. The leader, a tall, blond, stern-looking, bearded fellow, makes no pretense and is dressed like a Kaspeathan noble. The palanquin looks suspiciously like a cage. Having crossed the Peacock Gate, the little procession weaves its way through the crowds, making its way south crossing the Temple District.

What do you do?

Baracus & Erden
As you enter the Temple District, it's no less crowded than the Marketplace but the festivities here are decidedly more devout: pilgrims make offerings to holy men and religious statuary, monks at meditation occupy tucked away alcoves relatively shielded from the hubbub, groups of scholars from the nearby Academy huddle around games of shatranj. Some of the shatranj players appear to be placing wagers, drawing angry looks from the pious. You can just see Rydler's back disappear around a corner.

What do you do?
Mar 3, 2018 10:01 am
OOC:
DM, cool scene! Hoping to get a bit of information before I decide what Urban does next.

Was Urban able to get a rendezvous site established verbally? A name of an inn and stable that we might base at briefly?

The next I'll try to frame up in narrative then list.
Urban first gives a scowl then an accepting nod to Aditya. He points to the wagon.
"Alright," he says, "Go over there and sit in the wagon with Ybus. I'll pay. Don't spill mine! Be careful. Go."

Urban goes up to the street food vendor and brings out enough money to pay for the food, but then pulls an extra two gold coins, "Hello, friend. I have not been to the city in a long while, a bit turned around in the crowd. Could you help me out with some recommendations and directions?"
OOC:
Urban would like to have a quick and amiable exchange with the vendor. Trying to ask:
1) Is this the only market, or is there another? Would like to move away from here to another area and sell some produce, specifically some really great peppers. Do you have any recommendation of a location or a POC?
2) Similarly, do you know anyone who buys/sells carts and horses?
3) Where is a reputable inn and stable around here? Safety is the highest concern, no bad neighborhoods, but was also hoping ideally to get AWAY FROM the Peacock Gate area. Any suggestions?
Urban keeps an eye on Ybus and Aditya on the cart, staying out of earshot of Aditya.
OOC:
Depending on incoming info from that, may try to adjust the immediate plan. Seems like Aditya has hands on the steering wheel too much for my liking.
Mar 3, 2018 3:33 pm
Baracus is now covered head-to-toe in rainbow powder, and lagging behind Rydler badly (it is hard to squeeze a 400 lbs. half orc through this crowd). He lets out a ferocious roar and a path opens.
OOC:
Unless Erden steers him otherwise, Baracus will continue after Rydler.
Mar 3, 2018 4:29 pm
Erden smiles and cheers as the crowd parts for Baracus, "Don't let him get away from us!" he calls down to his large companion.

As he is carried through the crowd, he thinks back to the last time he was here, mentally listing the names of the the inns and taverns he's been banned from. Golden Goose, Dragonsfoot, The Gilded Apple... he thinks to himself, ticking them off on his fingers and chuckling occasionally; it turns out that people don't appreciate wizards divining their way into winning card games... Who knew?

Thinking back further, he remembers the first time he entered the city after leaving home after an argument with his father. He'd decided to head out and make a name for himself, so he shed his family name to escape the large shadow his father's name cast. It turns out that a lone gnome in the city is a good target for thieves and thugs, so his money was quickly gone and he'd had to turn to gambling to make a living.

He'd left soon after being kicked out of his 12th tavern to join the military and that's where he'd met his current companions. It wasn't often that he thought of his family these days... Maybe it was nearly time to head home to check on them?
Mar 3, 2018 5:38 pm
Ybus fashions a miniature fishing rod and tackle from bits of timber and string, and uses a hooked chili as bait. He waits patiently next to Aditya, dipping the lure into the bowl of curry.

When Aditya seems ready to voice a question or objection, Ybus shushes him. "Shh," he whispers, "you'll scare 'em away." Pointing at the curry, then placing a finger to Aditya's lips, Ybus returns to a serene pose amidst the chaos of Dasai.

"Oh! Oh!" Ybus exclaims suddenly, kicking his legs in excitement. "I got one! I got-.. Ah, lost it." He sheepishly looks at Aditya and says pinches his fingers across his winking eye. "It was thiiiiiiss big!" he whispers, and falls silent once again, staring at the curry and waiting for his line to twitch.

LenInactive for 28 days

Mar 3, 2018 6:47 pm
DMJ says:
Would like to move away from here to another area and sell some produce, specifically some really great peppers.
OOC:
I'd say Baracus ate 10 of the 30 lbs. of chili peppers on the way. A metabolism like that can't afford to turn away free food.
OOC:
Also, Jabes, what a cool city this is! Baracus's one-track mind is definitely not reflective of my curiosity to go interact with all the things.
Mar 4, 2018 12:06 am
Rydler makes sure his dagger is hidden amongst his sleeve and continues to follow after the golden child's procession.
Mar 4, 2018 2:38 am
Baracus makes his way to Rydler, who no doubt has heard his approach. He sees Rydler falling into a more purposeful walk - a silent and practiced tell - and follows suit, moving more quietly and opening his senses to whatever it is that has Rydler's attention.
Mar 5, 2018 3:49 am
Erden notices Baracus change his method of moving and begins to watch out for any danger in the crowds.

Rolls

Perception - (1d20+0)

(19) = 19

Mar 7, 2018 5:21 pm
Ryder, Baracus, and Erden

After Ryder discreetly points out the golden child and his observations/suspicions the three of you follow the procession warily. If the child is indeed being taken somewhere against her will, no one around but you seems the wiser. After a few more twists and turns the procession slips into an alley. Just before they disappear around the corner the Kaspeathan looks at you with a smirk. It appears you've been made!

What do you do?
Mar 7, 2018 5:21 pm
Urban
The food hawker accepts your money (15sp for the three bowls of curry, and your 2gp tip) and squirrels it away behind the wide, grease-stained sash holding his bony frame together. "Sahib, this is the only market in the city - unless you count the 'other market' ...outside the walls, if you know what I mean...AHEM but a respectable citizen such as yourself wouldn't be interested in that place! he says with an exaggerated snort. "Speaking of respectable, you'll want the Mandala. That is, if you're swimming in cash...it's clear across town near the Serpent Gate. I don't know about animal traders, sorry. Might want to try down by the docks.

Glancing towards the wagon you see Ybus holding what appears to be a makeshift fishing rod with a line running into his bowl of curry. At that moment from the crowd emerges what might be the most beautiful woman you have ever laid eyes on, with skin like honey and sea green eyes a man could drown in. Inexplicably neither she nor her two armed female guards appear to have a spot of colored powder on them. Instead, their diaphanous shawls are strewn with rose petals. This vision strides up to the wagon and punches Aditya in the groin. As the spice merchant doubles over in pain the woman reaches up and yanks him to the ground where he lies writhing in the dust. The two bodyguards look on impassively, but several passing city guards stop to watch, laughing.

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Ybus
The woman snarls at Aditya. "What are you doing dawdling around here, you fool?! Get up and walk it off. Come on, cuz!" She reaches down and helps the man up. "The aunties have summoned you! ALL FOUR of them!" her eyes widening with emphasis when she says the last bit. Aditya pales noticeably, sits bolt upright and scrambles to his feet. "This is my cousin Aishwarya." he explains "You boys had better come with us if you want to get paid."

What do you do?
Mar 7, 2018 5:30 pm
"This spot's no good," Ybus mutters, and switches his rudimentary and poorly-made fishing rod over to Aditya's bowl. He then sneezes, casting sprinkles of powder atop the surface of curry. He doesn't appear to have heard Aditya, intent upon his task while sitting in the wagon.
Mar 7, 2018 9:31 pm
Urban walks up slowly and takes in the whole scene, with no intent to speak to soon.

This woman is amazing. Urban is enamored by her beauty and the sound of her voice. He watches her the whole time, completely ignoring Aditya.

After being introduced, Urban bows and extends a hand graciously, hoping to take hold of hers. He smiles and introduces himself, "Lady Aishwarya, none of the wonders and beauty that I have seen this day compare to the sight of you. I am Urban Septime, a humble traveler from Cysegr, at your service."
OOC:
Fellas, caution is hereby thrown to the wind. Urban is going in.
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Rolls

Raw CHA check - (1d20+3)

(6) + 3 = 9

Mar 7, 2018 9:34 pm
Jabes.plays.RPG says:
It appears you've been made!
OOC:
Sorry, can you clarify that Jabes? I assume it means he's noticed we're tailing him?
Baracus turns to his colleagues.

"You guys got somethin' smart to do before I punch this fool?"
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Mar 8, 2018 4:53 am
Your assumption is correct. The alley smells of garbage. A rat scurries out if it.
Mar 8, 2018 2:09 pm
Urban & Ybus
Aishwarya laughs melodiously and allows Urban to take her hand - it's soft but surprisingly strong - but only briefly before she snatches it back. "You're cute!" she says to the paladin, "But not as cute as this little one!" she exclaims, fawning over Ybus. "Aawww...they're adorble, Adi! Where did you find them?!"

"Ash," her cousin admonishes, "we mustn't keep the aunties waiting!"

You allow Aishwarya and Aditya to guide you west across town to a neighborhood of moderately well-off merchants. One house dominates the rest: a jumble of additions that cling to an original structure like piglets at the teat. Upon entering the courtyard you are met and fussed over by a gaggle of cousins, nieces and nephews. There are so many names it's impossible to remember. The horse is taken to be tended, and you are given wash cloths and basins of cold water to clean up and refresh yourselves. The place smells of home: baking bread, freshly washed sheets, flower petals for Dasai. At last you're brought before what might be the most fearsome adversaries you have ever faced: the Four Aunties.

Auntie Deshna is tall and stern. Auntie Bazilah looks Urban over appraisingly in much the same way a cougar studies a hunk of meat. Auntie Rasya fawns over Ybus and plies you both with food. Auntie Sunitha, the most ancient of the four, is tiny - just barely clearing four feet, but is easily the most formidable woman you have ever met. She gazes imperiously over you as if she were the Maharani herself. "Our fool nephew claims he owes you money." she lifts a finger, and a chest - presumably of gold - is brought and laid at her feet. "However, I understand the service contracted was protection of the chili farm and putting down Kumar's attack dogs. I understand the chili farm has been razed, and said attack dogs still live." Auntie Sunitha leans forward. "Money is owed, yes. But I'm unsure we are the debtors here."

What do you do?
Mar 8, 2018 2:38 pm
OOC:
Just waiting on Naat to chime in. If you guys don't got anything, I guess the default plan is follow and confront them.
Mar 8, 2018 4:18 pm
Ybus resists at first, trying to keep his fishing rod in what he claims is the perfect spot. Ultimately he is cast adrift, lost in the waves of people buffeting him with food and attention until he feels like he is drowning in the wash basin.

Which is actually what happens, as Ybus' face is buried in the cold water with a few bubbles breaking the surface. Something kicks in and Ybus comes up for air, gasping with a run of snot dangling precariously over his open maw.

The next moment is a blur for the halfling, but he finds himself standing before the Four Aunties with gujiya in one hand and a malpua in the other. Ybus pockets the dumpling (adding it to a number of other foods absently stuffed into his robes), rolls up the malpua, and clamps his teeth around one end like a cigar.

"With respect, ma'am," says Ybus in an odd drawl, hooking his thumbs into the lapels of his robe, "the terms of this here contract were altered by our client, so said, and I quote..."

Ybus changes his voice, mimicking Aditya's panicked shrieks, "Forget what I said about saving my farm! Just get me out of this alive and I'll pay you the 500 gold I promised!" Ybus then adds the sounds of battle, the crackle of fire, and the shattering of wood as best he can with a malpua in his mouth.

Rolls

Performance for Mimicry and Sound Effects - (1d20+2)

(17) + 2 = 19

Mar 8, 2018 9:58 pm
Erden sighs, "Go down a parallel street, please," he urges his companions, "I will send our little feathered friend to keep an eye on them and I'll keep us close," he says, summoning a ruffled-looking owl into his hand and whispering to it before sending it off to fly overhead and watch their quarry's direction.
OOC:
Switching my vision to that of the owl and keeping an eye on them!

I have not named my owl, but you'll all be familiar (haha!) with him as Erden's constant magical companion

DMJInactive for 2 months

Mar 8, 2018 10:08 pm
OOC:
Yo, DM Jabes. Can you give a little bit of flavor or background about the details of our former job with Aditya that went downhill?
I want Urban to respond in character to the claims and questions of the Aunt conclave, but struggling a bit. I'm not sure Urban would really play hardball to catch someone in a technicality, demand $500 just because someone blurted it out in terror of getting killed, and all the while knowing that we really had failed to complete some previous job terms.
Not trying to put you on the hook for a separate "Prequel" novel, just wanting to cut to the chase on an honest acceptance of our performance. Did we really botch the last job? Or was the entire collapse of the previous scene completely Aditya's fault? What value is really fair in the reasonable sense of the word?
If these women are fair, we might be better off working with them to keep a relationship, seeing what else we might be able to do with/for them, instead of making enemies by demanding unfair payment on a trick verbal contract under stress.

Plus, fellas, sorry... Paladin. Lawful Good. Women in the room. Some of them hot. All of them pretty cool...
Urban is not going to be the best closer on this deal if the goal is to hold the line on 500gp if he doesn't feel like he and the team earned it.
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Mar 8, 2018 11:41 pm
OOC:
Got it; backstab Urban so we can live guilt free with pockets full of dirty, blood money.
Mar 9, 2018 1:11 am
Naatkinson says:
Erden sighs, "Go down a parallel street, please," he urges his companions, "I will send our little feathered friend to keep an eye on them and I'll keep us close," he says, summoning a ruffled-looking owl into his hand and whispering to it before sending it off to fly overhead and watch their quarry's direction.
OOC:
Switching my vision to that of the owl and keeping an eye on them!

I have not named my owl, but you'll all be familiar (haha!) with him as Erden's constant magical companion
OOC:
Love it
Baracus sees the wisdom in Erden's plan. Punching people works better when they don't know where you fist is coming from, in his experience.

Baracus doesn't see a side street, so he pushes down a flimsy gate and runs through into a courtyard, almost knocking Erden off his perch and sending a flock of pigeons into the air. He leaps over a low fence onto another busy side street and gingerly sidesteps a fruit cart.
Mar 11, 2018 6:15 pm
Ryder, Baracus, and Erden

It turns out the decision to take a parallel street rather than follow them into the alley was an inspired bit of strategy. Through his familiar's eyes Erden sees a dimly lit alley strewn with garbage and piles of broken furniture sitting in puddles of ditch water. The bearded Kaspeathan throws open a door and two of his men carrying the golden child's litter hurry through. Before ducking through the door himself and presumably barring the door against entry, the leader speaks a word of power, and the four men remaining in the alley are transformed into humongous, slavering rodents.

In the other street, as you sidestep the fruit cart, a door flies open. The Kaspeathan, about to rush out, is startled when he comes face to face with Baracus. With a snarl he backs up and slams the door back shut. You hear him screaming commands at his two remaining men and scrambling to lock the door.

Roll Initiative!

Rolls

Kaspeathan init - (1d20+3)

(4) + 3 = 7

Bad dudes init - (1d20)

(14) = 14

Mar 11, 2018 6:34 pm
Ybus and Urban

As Ybus perfectly recreates the scene at the chili farm, the Aunties (with the exception of Auntie Rasya who now has a genuine look of concern on her face) turn to scowl at their nephew. "Is this true, Adi?" Auntie Sunitha growls. "If this is true then the contract is fulfilled and these men must be paid." Aditya nods meekly and the matriarch motions for someone to hand you the chest of gold.

What do you do now?
Mar 11, 2018 8:10 pm
Rydler allows his dagger to slide down into his grip.

Rolls

Initiative - (1d20+4)

(15) + 4 = 19

Mar 12, 2018 1:30 am
Erden sighs, "Must everything turn into a fight?" he laments quietly, and then shrugs, summoning his reserves of magic to empower him.

Rolls

Initiative - (1d20+2)

(12) + 2 = 14

Mar 12, 2018 2:30 am
OOC:
Just waiting on Baracus' init roll now. With his low init roll the Kaspeathan isn't going to get the door locked before you act (IC you can hear him fumbling with it). Therefore no roll required to kick in the door if that's what any of you choose to do.
Mar 12, 2018 2:56 am
Ybus takes a bite out of his malpua, removes it still semi-rolled, and taps it like one would dislodge ash. "Saved a bit o' the stock, too. And since he's alive he can set up another farm, can't ye? One with nice plump chilis, dragging down to the ground, like big ol' cucumbers." He hefts imaginary fruit for emphasis.
Mar 12, 2018 4:01 am
Baracus sets Eden down.

All of life is a fight, my friend.

He drew his homesick knife and settled into a balanced stance.
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Rolls

Initiative - (1d20+3)

(17) + 3 = 20

Mar 12, 2018 4:24 am
OOC:
Initiative order: Good guys, then baddies. Currently, beyond the door to a decrepit building are the Kaspeathan and two of his flunkies and they have the golden child. Their backup is in the back alley.

Good guys, in any order, go.
Mar 12, 2018 5:50 am
Rydler clutches his holy symbol and hugs the door with his shoulder, bracing himself for entry "My first is in breath but not in air. My second is in have but not in receive. My last is in dad but not in father. I'm your current predicament and your choices in life; I'm not a crate full of gold but an orc with a knife."

Rydler pushes in, heaving the door forward, he grins at the Kaspeathan "What am I?"
OOC:
Action: Help to Baracus
BA: Sanctuary
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Mar 12, 2018 6:36 am
Sunitha shakes her head. "Our nephew is demonstrably a bigger fool than we thought. I don't think we will be putting him in charge of any more business ventures. Aishwarya here, however, is almost as sharp as I was when I was her age." The ancient woman rubs her wrinkled chin. "You lads seem to have a knack for contract negotiations. Maybe you'd like to do a job for me. I intend to send Aishwarya down to the docks to reopen negotiations with one of our more...unsavory contacts; I can offer you a commission if you accompany her."
Mar 12, 2018 7:58 am
Round 1

Rydler heaves against the door, pushing both it and the startled Kaspeathan into the room. The decrepit space appears to have once been a windowless sitting room. A pile of moth-eaten rugs and drapes sit in a corner, while a jumbled heap of broken furniture blocks access to a rotting set of stairs leading to upper rooms. In the center is the golden child in her palanquin/cage flanked by two of the Kaspeathan's men who, like their fellows in the back alley, have transformed into rodents of most unusual size.

Finally regaining his composure, the Kaspeathan draws himself to full height and sneers at Rydler's riddle. "The real question, you insignificant worm, is have you any idea what I am?!" his eyes blaze and his face begins to crack and fall away, slowly revealing a demonic visage.

Yeah he's gonna take a while to transform. Still Baracus and Erden's turn.

Enemies:
Sardo Numspa: AC 13
ROUS 1: AC 10
ROUS 2: AC 10
Mar 12, 2018 2:30 pm
OOC:
I'm sorry if I missed it, but is this the same day as the barn fight?
Mar 12, 2018 4:59 pm
OOC:
Same day, yes. And no rests have been taken.
Mar 12, 2018 5:32 pm
Baracus watches as the men transform into monstrous rodents. His own anger transforms commensurate to the monstrosity of abomination.

I PITTY THE FOOL THAT PLAYS WITH THE FORCES OF DARKNESS!

He guides the Pradeshi knife - one of the famous Thousand Swords itself - to cleanse its homeland of this bullshit.
OOC:

Bonus Action: Rage
Action: Stab ROUS #1 Numsy (advantage from Rydler)
[ +- ] Stats
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Rolls

Shortsword attack on ROUS #1 - (1d20+6, 1d20+6, 1d6+6)

1d20+6 : (3) + 6 = 9

1d20+6 : (7) + 6 = 13

1d6+6 : (1) + 6 = 7

Mar 12, 2018 5:44 pm
OOC:
Sardo Numspa is in your way. He'll get an OA if you're moving past him to get at the ROUS. You sure you wanna do that?
Mar 12, 2018 6:30 pm
OOC:
Gotcha, sorry my visual/spatial reasoning is failing me. Can I stab Sardo Numspa instead? Do you want me to reroll?

Oh hey, that's actually the name of the guy from Golden Child 80s movie! Haha! Shit, I think we're fucked, guys!
Mar 12, 2018 8:51 pm
Baracus stomps forward and thursts Xiphos into the Kaspeathan's midsection, wounding the fiend. The half-transformed face twists into a snarl. "You DARE?!" he roars, "I AM SARDO NUMSPA!!! You all die here this day!"
OOC:
Erden's turn.
Mar 12, 2018 9:08 pm
Ybus holds the half-eaten malpua between two fingers. "Tell you what, let me consult with my associates and see if they're willing to agree to these here terms."

His free hand rubs some leftover powder off his jacket and makes a fist. Ybus dabs the malpua upon the side to make two eyes. "What do you say? Should we escort this fine lady on her reputable mission into un-reputable domain?"

The voice changes. "Crimson and clover, over and over," says Ybus while moving his thumb and forefinger like a mouth to the words.

Suddenly the malpua shows up, contorted and folded like a face. "You're speaking in thumbs again," Ybus says, in a third voice. "But what about the hand-kissing guy? Maybe he wants to do it for free?"

Ybus' voice returns to normal. "Oh, don't worry about him; he's imaginary. Though I wouldn't mind sampling some of that flower petal concoction they've got in the second nook and cranny above the fourth shelf back in the third room."
Mar 12, 2018 9:52 pm
"Yes, by all means, consult your associates. Regardless of your decision, tonight you will be our guests. It is Dasai after all!" Auntie Sunitha claps her hands and the household resumes its merrymaking. There is music and laughter and dancing. Food and wine flows - yes, even some of that flower petal concoction that Auntie Bazilah has been saving for a special occasion. That wily auntie has her sights set on Urban, but Aishwarya rescues the paladin by dragging him to the dance floor.
Mar 12, 2018 10:09 pm
Urban is used to Ybus' antics, but sees that it may be taxing the patience of the Pradeshi matriarchs. Privately Urban had been in a bit of an internal struggle about the payment placed before him. It stung to hear that the employer was not happy about the performance and results. After being slow and measured, Urban speaks up.

"Lady Sunitha, we thank you for your generous payment, but also for your offer to hire us again. I would like to have a chance to earn your full trust in a new venture. As a show of good faith, I would leave you my share of the earnings and take only the gold of my comrades who are separated from us now. I ask that you keep it in case it is needed to ease any feelings that we have dealt too shrewdly with you or Aditya."
OOC:
Typed this up simultaneous with your last post. Out of time now on a short break, so will leave it.
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Mar 12, 2018 10:22 pm
OOC:
Don't worry, we'll retcon a conversation between you and Sunitha before the dancing. Will post that after I get some sleep.
Mar 12, 2018 11:06 pm
Seeing that combat is now unavoidable, Erden smiles, and holds forth both hands. He feels magical energy surging through his body, making him almost high with the feeling. He moves his hands through a set of precise motions, as if drawing invisible runes in the air and then points at Sardo, releasing three glowing owls from his hand, which all move to strike the man-demon unerringly.
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Rolls

Magic Missile! - (3d4+3)

(343) + 3 = 13

Mar 12, 2018 11:20 pm
Round 1: Enemies
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Rolls

Numsie: claw attack vs. Baracus - (1d20+5)

(12) + 5 = 17

ROUS 1: Claw, bite - (1d20+3, 1d20+3)

1d20+3 : (20) + 3 = 23

1d20+3 : (19) + 3 = 22

ROUS Wis save DC 14 - (1d20+1)

(20) + 1 = 21

Mar 13, 2018 3:53 pm
Erden's magical owls slam angrily into Sardo Numspa just as his transformation is complete. Where a well-dressed Kaspeathan stood mere moments ago now towers a skeletal, winged demon, its twisted horns seeming to almost scrape the crumbling ceiling! The demon sidesteps, not out of fear for you it seems (though he does eye you all with more respect now than he did before you wounded him) - he seems to be avoiding the ray of afternoon sunshine falling from the door you all just crashed through. The sunlight illuminates the formerly dim, windowless room, helping you to see additional details you missed before: Profane symbols are scrawled and etched across the crumbling walls and floor. Next to the Child's cage is a circular grate of some sort. Perhaps it leads to a cellar, or escape through the sewers? One can only guess.

It's hard to think about any of that this instant as the demon swipes at Baracus with razor-sharp claws. The half-orc feels the claws rending flesh, bone and sinew before they actually connect; it's as if the demon willed the wounds into being with its malice rather than with its claws. Baracus takes 10 Psychic damage. Ignores Damage Resistance.

The giant rats charge. The first one, its face criss-crossed with scars, finds a soft spot behind Baracus' knee with its claws, then rears up and latches onto Rydler's shoulder with its teeth.
Baracus takes 8 slashing damage before DR.
Rydler takes 12 piercing.


"Back, damn you! Guard the child!" Sardo Numspa snarls cuffing the rat with a vicious backhanded swing, sending the minion tumbling into the pile of rugs, sending up a cloud of dust and fluttering, grey-winged moths.

Seeing this, the other rat halts its charge and scurries back as ordered, glaring at the group with mismatched eyes, one black and one red. You can hear the rest of the rats out in the back alley scrabbling at the door, but it's locked and barred from inside.

Heroes' turn. Go!
OOC:
Enemies:
SARDO NUMSPA: AC 13, taken 21 damage
ROUS 1 (scars): AC 10, taken 10 damage
ROUS 2 (mismatched eyes): AC 10, taken 0 damage
ROUS 3 (locked out, in the alley): AC 10, taken 0 damage
ROUS 4 (locked out, in the alley): AC 10, taken 0 damage
ROUS 5 (locked out, in the alley): AC 10, taken 0 damage
ROUS 6 (locked out, in the alley): AC 10, taken 0 damage

Battlefield Features:
1. Pile of moth-eaten rugs
2. Heap of broke furniture
2. Rotting stairs leading up
3. The Golden Child
4. Circular grate in the floor
5. Locked & barred door to the back alley
6. Ray of sunshine
Mar 13, 2018 4:26 pm
Urban

"I'm no lady!" Sunitha snorts. "Call me Auntie. You're an honorable man - I knew it when I laid eyes on you. There are no ill feelings, I assure you, or else you and your friend would already be in irons. Keep the gold." The matriarch gestures for Urban to walk with her as the rest of the household prepares for the evening feast under the other Aunties' supervision. Sunitha even takes the paladin's arm though her grip is strong and Urban is certain she needs no support. You pause at a balcony overlooking the courtyard. "I said you are an honorable man and I meant it. But I also sense a... shall we say colorful past. I don't care about that. I care about the future." Urban follows her gaze as she says this - she is looking at Aishwarya. The matriarch measures her next words, "It would please me greatly if you and your friends agreed to accompany Ash tomorrow. I will not force you, and will bear no grudge if you decline, but I would feel better if you agreed. You'd be paid of course."

Ybus

Three youths, Anusha, Pranav, and Hrik appear to have decided you are now part of their gang, and have enlisted your help stealing a platter of samosas from the kitchen. Are you up to the task?
Mar 13, 2018 8:46 pm
Ybus sees nothing wrong with feeding the young, and the fried manna from the gods should not be denied anyone.

Reconnaissance is key. Ybus needs to determine who is in charge of the kitchen, surreptitiously eyeing the comings and goings, as well as possessor of the biggest wooden spoon. He asks the youths for guidance in this endeavor, in case they have insight on the organizational hierarchy.

Once this individual is picked out, Ybus consults the bones! "What, no bones?" he asks of Anusha. "A chicken leg will do. Find me a drumstick or something." He then weaves an invisible pattern in the air with his belaying pin, drawing a random and messy diagram of runes and other symbols.
OOC:
Casting Hex upon the matron of the kitchen, choosing Wisdom as the affected ability for disadvantage on checks like Insight and Perception.
[ +- ] Hex
Mar 13, 2018 9:10 pm
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"Aye, aye, Captain!" the three acknowledge, saluting. They seem to have gotten it into their heads that you are all pirates. Might've been the belaying pin. Anusha and Pranav scamper off, one running interference while the other goes for the drumstick. Hrik stays by your side, pointing out strategic infiltration points as well as key personnel. The kitchen is run by two women, Bina and Vimi, under the watchful eye of Auntie Rasya (the sweet and not very bright one). Bina wields the wooden spoon, and Vimi the rolling pin. At this moment Anusha and Pranav have Auntie distracted, and Bina has her hands full with a platter of fish. Vimi, with uncanny instinct that something is up, is guarding the samosas like a hawk.
Mar 13, 2018 9:22 pm
You cast your Hex, and you see Vimi go a little cross-eyed. Anusha returns with a chicken leg sticky and fragrant with chutney.

What now?
Mar 13, 2018 10:30 pm
Just as the rat is about to strike Rydler, he reaches out and seems to almost draw in the rays of sunlight before it flashes in a bright, blinding light.
OOC:
Reaction: Warding Flame; disadvantage on the attack against me.
Mar 13, 2018 10:49 pm
Ybus strips the skin from the drumstick bone, smacking his lips around the chutney. He walks into the kitchen with the sticky meaty portion clasped in one hand so the bone sticks out, deftly slipping between furniture and people with uncanny halfling nimbleness.

Sauntering up to the watchful Vimi, Ybus looks up and says in a thick accent, "Mag-nee-feek! Ze flavor! Ze color! It speaks to ze efflu-ENT beau-tay in zis exquisite vi-sahg!" He pulls out the gujiya from his pocket and gives it a kiss with a loud smack, then draws S-shapes in the air with it. "The curve of zis morsel, matching ze curve of your plump... ooh, la la."

He gives Vimi an thorough appraisal, and gives a wink. "Where may I find moah of zese WAN-derful delicazees? I am so fam-EEShed! Look how skinny I am!" And like a fabled portly child, Ybus lifts the drumstick bone.
OOC:
Ybus is running interference for Hrik to try and abscond the samosas.
Mar 13, 2018 10:49 pm
OOC:
Oof! That bite still hits Rydler.

Rolls

ROUS 1 bite disadvantage roll - (1d20+3)

(17) + 3 = 20

Mar 13, 2018 11:08 pm
OOC:
Boy howdy! You forgot to add a decimal point, right? That was only supposed to be 1.2 damage, right?
Mar 13, 2018 11:23 pm
Rydler reels from the pain, almost dropping to his knees "Bar, plan B! Our friend looks a little cold and in need of some warmth."
OOC:
Dodge action
BA: Healing word (Self)

Rolls

HW - (1d4+4)

(2) + 4 = 6

Mar 14, 2018 1:29 am
Urban takes time to speak attentively to Auntie Sunitha. He tries to keep it light, "It wouldn't be the first time, but I am I am certainly thankful not to end up in irons! Ha!"

He takes her arm to walk her through the halls as she tells him her wishes. "I would be glad to escort Miss Aishwarya and support whatever business she has to accomplish. You will find that we are worth our pay."

He is watching Aishwarya, still enamored by her. He says to Auntie Sunitha, "You say that she is already reminding you of herself. I have only met you both, but I think you are right. Both of you are magnificent."

He kisses Sunitha's hand as Aishwarya sweeps him onto the dance floor. He does his best to participate, and hide the feeling that he is completely outmatched in this scene.
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Rolls

Performance - (1d20+3)

(2) + 3 = 5

Mar 14, 2018 2:21 am
Erden feels the last dregs of his magical reserves wash away in the aftermath of his spell and sags slightly, "Damn!" he curses, straightening up before holding his hand forth and summoning a ball of fire, which streaks toward the demonic creature.
[ +- ] Stats

Rolls

Firebolt - (1d20+5, 1d10)

1d20+5 : (13) + 5 = 18

1d10 : (10) = 10

Mar 14, 2018 5:40 am
Baracus feels the malice of the demon creature tear into his flesh. Now this was a worthy opponent! Something you could take pride in slaying! Something his fathers and brothers could look upon with pride from the Eternal Battlefields of Acheron.

As the claw rakes through his flesh, he catches the Demon's wrist on the out-swing.

Baracus locks the boney arm and strides toward the spear of sunlight stabbing through the door, dragging the demon with him into the light.
[ +- ] Stats
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Rolls

Attempt to grapple Numspa (rage = advantage) - (1d20+6, 1d20+6)

1d20+6 : (20) + 6 = 26

1d20+6 : (5) + 6 = 11

Mar 14, 2018 6:02 am
OOC:
Numsie's attempt to resist grapple: FAILED. *fist pump*

While in sunlight, the demon attacks with Disadvantage and all attacks against him have Advantage.

Also reminding everyone that you each earned Inspiration after the barn fight, so Erden can choose to expend that for that last Firebolt instead of his Portent roll.

Baddies' turn.

Rolls

Grapple resist - (1d20+3)

(8) + 3 = 11

Mar 14, 2018 7:54 am
After a short session of embarrassing himself on the dance floor, Urban looks for a way to excuse himself. He makes a quick proposition to Auntie Sunitha, "On the trip out to the farm, I grew quite fond of that horse. He is quite a good worker. And the design of that cart is nothing like we have in Cysegr. Let me buy them from you?" He smiles and makes light of it, "I will not argue on price. Come on, you can make some of your money back on this deal. I am a motivated buyer."

Then Urban looks for Ybus. "I'm going back out to find the others. Can you come with me?"

Urban sets up to leave. (hopefully with the horse, cart, and Ybus - but I guess without if all of the above strike out. Ha!)

On the way out, he seeks Aishwarya and/or Aditya. "When I left them, my friends were following after a revered child that was being carried, perhaps one who had a healing ability? You remember the procession with the child, don't you Aditya? Do you know where that icon and his attendants might be found?"
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Mar 14, 2018 11:28 am
Jabes.plays.RPG says:
OOC:
Also reminding everyone that you each earned Inspiration after the barn fight, so Erden can choose to expend that for that last Firebolt instead of his Portent roll.

Baddies' turn.
OOC:
I didn't use my Portent last round and I'm hoping that an 18 is good enough to hit him!

Also, you said it's the baddie's turn, but I don't see a recap from last round yet :-)
Mar 14, 2018 11:50 am
OOC:
Yup I'll post those at the same time. Just tied up at the moment. :-)

Yeah 18 will hit!
Mar 14, 2018 10:37 pm
Round 2

Erden's bolt of fire slams into the demon's face but it doesn't seem to do as much damage as expected. It does distract the demon at just the right moment: Baracus grabs the fiend by the arm and yanks it into the beam of sunlight, where it goes don and one knee and seems to diminish. It looks like it's starting to revert to human form. It tries feebly to break free of Baracus' mighty grip, to no avail.
OOC:
Enemies:
SARDO NUMSPA: AC 13, taken 26 damage
ROUS 1 (scars): AC 10, taken 10 damage
ROUS 2 (mismatched eyes): AC 10, taken 0 damage
ROUS 3 (locked out, in the alley): AC 10, taken 0 damage
ROUS 4 (locked out, in the alley): AC 10, taken 0 damage
ROUS 5 (locked out, in the alley): AC 10, taken 0 damage
ROUS 6 (locked out, in the alley): AC 10, taken 0 damage

Battlefield Features:
1. Pile of moth-eaten rugs
2. Heap of broke furniture
2. Rotting stairs leading up
3. The Golden Child
4. Circular grate in the floor
5. Locked & barred door to the back alley
6. Ray of sunshine

Rolls

Attempt to break grapple - (1d20+3)

(1) + 3 = 4

Mar 14, 2018 10:40 pm
It's Erden that notices it: the Golden Child stirs in her cage, and somehow she has drawn the moths to her. The rats snap and hiss at her but she is not deterred. With a whispered blessing she sends the moths, now tinged with gold, fluttering about the room, a swarm of radiance that engulfs you....

Everyone regains 9hp. Back to Heroes' turn.

Rolls

Mass Healing Word - (1d4+5)

(4) + 5 = 9

Mar 14, 2018 11:01 pm
Feeling revitalized, Rydler smiles and nods at the child "Bar, press your attack; Erd, focus on the rats." He waves his dagger at the scarred rat, feigning his attacks.
OOC:
Help Action to Erden.
Mar 15, 2018 12:02 am
Urban finds Ybus surrounded by Aditya and Aishwarya, and three youths. The halfling and his crew are regaling Adi and Ash with a thrilling account of "springing the samosas". Ash is half-scolding, half laughing, while Adi is helping the crew gorge on their spoils.

When Urban asks about the sacred child, they scratch their heads. "Yeah I saw that." Aditya says. "Not anything I'm familiar with but you'll find them in the Temple District, I suppose. At any rate, I did promise I'd meet your friends with their pay when they returned to the Peacock Gate. Come on then."

Auntie Sunitha has consented to sell you the horse and wagon. Do you both go, Urban & Ybus?
Mar 15, 2018 12:41 am
"Got it!" Erden says, trusting Baracus to keep hold of the demonic creature for a minute. He turns his attention to the rat that Rydler is distracting, muttering some arcane words and launching a firebolt at it.

Rolls

Firebolt, Advantage - (1d20+5, 1d20+5, 1d10)

1d20+5 : (5) + 5 = 10

1d20+5 : (13) + 5 = 18

1d10 : (2) = 2

Mar 15, 2018 1:08 am
Urban takes the horse and cart and rides out with Aditya.
OOC:
If Ybus takes interest enough to come - great. But I doubt Urban would be too concerned if he stayed. Urban plans to come back with the others in short order.
Mar 15, 2018 1:36 am
"And one for the road," says Ybus, pocketing another samosa. He licks his hand clean of remaining chutney, then spits into his palm. He clasps the hands of each youth in the time-honored tradition of food-brotherhood (sisterhood in Anusha's case). "When I return, I shall teach ye how t' speak like prop-arrr crew and leave the Aunties with a Llifian compliment, consarn it."

Somehow the halfling manages to find his way through the crowded and busy house and seat himself behind Aditya and Urban, whereupon he tries to make dolls' clothing out of pieces of their cloaks or pants.
Mar 15, 2018 9:17 am
Urban, Ybus, and Aditya

You take the cart and make your way back to the Peacock Gate. It's slow going because of the crowds. Crossing the main thoroughfare connecting the Docks with the City Square, several horn blasts ring out over the hubbub. As eager revelers jostle each other for a good vantage point, Aditya tells you what is coming: the procession of the Juggernaut of Gajenndra. A joyous roar goes up mingled with more horn blasts and chanting as the ground begins to shake at the procession's approach. Presently the Juggernaut comes into view, a massive eight-wheeled chariot, towering four storeys high, festooned with flowers and gaily-colored banners, bristling with drums and trumpets. It's difficult to tell if the hundreds of devotees straining against the thick, white ropes hitched to the chariot are really pulling it forward, or if they are being chased, in constant danger of being overrun and crushed by the massive wheels. Such deaths have certainly occurred in the past. It will be a while before this procession rolls ponderously past and you can move on.
Mar 15, 2018 2:29 pm
Urban is awestruck by the size of the Juggernaut. He dismounts and walks through the crowd a ways, just so that he might get a closer look as it passes. Incredible!

Shaking his head as he comes back, he pats the horse on the side of the neck. "Well, old boy. Let both of us try not to feel inadequate. What do you say?," he asks rhetorically to the animal as he stares at his own black red-striped cart that he just bought.

He hops back in the driver seat with a laugh and drives on after the way is clear.

When in the right area, Urban starts looking all the while for the others. He will drive the cart where it will go, but is willing to check the last places that he saw them, even if it might mean dismounting and leaving the reigns with Aditya.
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Mar 15, 2018 2:34 pm
Round 3

Rydler feints, and Erden incinerates the scarred rat with a flaming bolt.
OOC:
Baracus? You still have the demon grappled.

Erden, where's your familiar at this time? Still watching the back alley?
Mar 15, 2018 2:47 pm
Jabes.plays.RPG says:
Erden, where's your familiar at this time? Still watching the back alley?[/ooc]
OOC:
Yep!
Mar 15, 2018 2:50 pm
Baracus strikes at the man-demon with the justice-hungry xyphos, and then head-butts the creature so hard it cracks one of its horns.

He does not even notice the Golden Child's healing, so enraptured he is with this battle.
[ +- ] Stats
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Rolls

Xyphos on Numspa - (1d20+6, 1d20+6, 1d6+6)

1d20+6 : (8) + 6 = 14

1d20+6 : (3) + 6 = 9

1d6+6 : (2) + 6 = 8

Headbutt - (1d20+6, 1d20+6, 1d4+6)

1d20+6 : (5) + 6 = 11

1d20+6 : (20) + 6 = 26

1d4+6 : (4) + 6 = 10

Crit (savage attacker) - (2d4)

(11) = 2

Mar 15, 2018 5:24 pm
Ybus says nothing when his material leaps out of the cart and simply adjusts his focus to Aditya's clothing. He tries to use his dagger to cut a swatch or two of colorful fabric. So engrossed in his work that Ybus ignores the colossus.
Mar 15, 2018 7:58 pm
Round 3

Tightening his grip on Sardo Numspa's arm, Baracus thrusts Xiphos into creature's opposite shoulder. Then, using both anchor points as leverage, the half-orc rocks the horned demon savagely with a bone-crunching headbutt! With a roar, Sardo Numspa tries and fails once again to break free of Baracus' hold. For being in the sunlight too long the demon is almost back to his human form.

"Kill them, damn you!" the demon screams at the rat with the mismatched eyes "Get your brothers in here and kill these bastards, or I'll skin you all!"

The rat reverts back to its human form, rushes to the back door and unlatches it. The rest of the monks pour in.

Rolls

Attempt to break grapple - (1d20+3)

(1) + 3 = 4

Mar 15, 2018 8:01 pm
The Child stirs again: With a beatific smile she bestows a blessing upon Erden, Baracus, and Rydler. The Child casts Bless.
OOC:
Begin Round 4

Enemies:
SARDO NUMSPA: AC 13, taken 47 damage
ROUS 1 (scars): DEAD
Monk 2 (mismatched eyes): AC 10, taken 0 damage
Monk 3 (broken nose): AC 10, taken 0 damage
Monk 4 (snaggle-toothed): AC 10, taken 0 damage
Monk 5 (braided hair): AC 10, taken 0 damage
Monk 6 (albino): AC 10, taken 0 damage

Battlefield Features:
1. Pile of moth-eaten rugs
2. Heap of broke furniture
2. Rotting stairs leading up
3. The Golden Child
4. Circular grate in the floor
5. Open door to the back alley
6. Ray of sunshine
Mar 15, 2018 8:09 pm
Ybus & Urban

You finally arrive back at the Peacock Gate. There's no sign of the others. What do you do?
Mar 15, 2018 8:23 pm
Ybus needs more color, and looks at Urban's clothes for inspiration... and material.
Mar 15, 2018 8:32 pm
Urban does what he can to patrol the last area where the group parted ways. He travels down the side street, glancing down alley ways as he drives by, generally just being on the lookout while moving in the cart at a slow pace.

If no luck, would try to ask some people in the area where to find "The Golden Child", giving the best description he can about the iconic youth and his entourage.

Urban enlists Aditya for help, "You're from the neighborhood - ask around to see if anyone has seen them. They can't miss a big half orc with a gnome on his shoulders."
Mar 15, 2018 8:36 pm
Ybus starts fabricating miniature pieces of clothing with whatever materials he has gathered.

Rolls

Dexterity, Intelligence? - (1d20+1, 1d20+3)

1d20+1 : (13) + 1 = 14

1d20+3 : (8) + 3 = 11

Mar 15, 2018 8:42 pm
Erden groans as he sees the creatures pouring into the room, "I knew this was going to happen!" he says grumpily. Re-focusing, he realizes he needs to help free up Baracus to help and launches another bolt of fire at the demon-thing.

Rolls

Firebolt w/ Advantage + Bless vs Sardo - (1d20+5, 1d20+5, 1d4, 1d10)

1d20+5 : (12) + 5 = 17

1d20+5 : (11) + 5 = 16

1d4 : (4) = 4

1d10 : (4) = 4

Mar 15, 2018 8:51 pm
Round 4: Erden

As before, even with a direct hit, Erden's magical fire doesn't seem to hurt the demon very much. Not even in human form. Sardo takes 2 damage.
Mar 15, 2018 9:14 pm
Baracus has become a mountain in his mind's eye, implacable and insurmountable. Had the demon summoned all of hades, he could not have broken his grip. Baracus wails on the Demon like a landslide, first the xyphos (21: 10 piercing), then leaning in on his locked arm to the point of breaking (26: 10 bludgeoning).

Baracus begins to sing in Orcish, which is terrifying to behold.
[ +- ] Arm Lock GIF
[ +- ] Stats
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Rolls

Xyphos on Numspa (blessed) - (1d20+6, 1d20+6, 1d4, 1d6+6)

1d20+6 : (13) + 6 = 19

1d20+6 : (11) + 6 = 17

1d4 : (2) = 2

1d6+6 : (4) + 6 = 10

Unarmed Strike - arm lock (blessed) - (1d20+6, 1d20+6, 1d4, 1d4+6)

1d20+6 : (19) + 6 = 25

1d20+6 : (9) + 6 = 15

1d4 : (1) = 1

1d4+6 : (4) + 6 = 10

Mar 15, 2018 9:33 pm
Round 4: Baracus

Sardo Numspa's eyes bulge in horror as he is assailed by the orcish melody. With a sickening crunch, his arm is ripped out of its socket just as Baracus' Pradeshi blade penetrates to the demon's black heart. "Forgive me, master." the fiend prays with his final breath before he expires in an explosion of ichor, leaving the arm flopping on the floor before it too goes up in flames.

The monks, seeing their master slain, lift the grate and scurry into the sewer, once more taking rodent form as they flee for their lives.

Fatality! Flawless Victory!
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Mar 15, 2018 10:46 pm
[ +- ] Holy moly!
Rydler approaches the Golden Child "I have to admit, when you stared at me, I thought you had made us." he pauses for a moment before sheathing his dagger "I'm glad that isn't the case." He digs into his bag and pulls out a few small pieces of metal "Let's see if we can't get you out."
OOC:
Total check: 21
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Rolls

Thieves Tools, Bless - (1d20+8, 1d4)

1d20+8 : (9) + 8 = 17

1d4 : (4) = 4

Mar 15, 2018 10:46 pm
Through Urban's persistence the Team is reunited. The Golden Child does not speak, but with hand gestures and with Aditya's help you are able to return her to her congregation. She bestows a blessing on all six of you that fills you with joy, and renewed vigor and purpose.

All PC's are now Level 3!
Mar 15, 2018 10:47 pm
OOC:
Cross-posted with Rydler. We can certainly RP that last bit I just fast-forwarded if you'd like! :-)
Mar 15, 2018 10:48 pm
Ybus cheers the Gold Kid's reunion, and so does Right-Hand-Puppet-Baracus and Left-Hand-Puppet-Urban!
Mar 15, 2018 10:50 pm
OOC:
Haha, yeah I saw that. If she doesn't talk, there isn't much else Rydler would say. I'm fine with what ever.
Mar 15, 2018 11:00 pm
[ +- ] Kinda hard to speak on account of all the skewers.
Mar 15, 2018 11:09 pm
OOC:
Okay, scratch that.
As the lock clicks and unhinges, Rydler gets a better view of the child "Did that demon do this to you? To prevent you from calling out for help? Are there consequences if you have them removed?"
Mar 15, 2018 11:16 pm
"These skewers are sacred, my friends. Aditya interjects, "The demon didn't do this. Best not to mess with them." Reverently, the Pradeshi merchant confers with the child. With hand gestures she is able to communicate where she should be taken. "It's a small temple. close by." Aditya says. Freed of her cage, it would be a simple task to take her there using your wagon.

What now? Do you return her to her temple, or take her with you to the Aunties' house? Or something else?
Mar 15, 2018 11:29 pm
Rydler turns at the sudden arrival of Aditya "I don't know your culture but it seems kind of foolish to completely remove a child's ability to call for help." He gives the Pradeshi merchant a wink, as if to say I have more to say to you, then turns his attention back to the child "This small temple...Is this where you wish to be taken? I mean we just killed a demon; a temple that can't ward away and protect its followers from demons doesn't sound like a very good temple."
Mar 15, 2018 11:35 pm
The Golden Child rolls her eyes as if agreeing with Rydler. Aditya merely shrugs.
OOC:
Ok, I want to wait for J and Len before we continue. This could be a very interesting discussion between a deified child, a cleric, a monk, and a paladin! Not that Erden and Ybus can't also weigh in!
Mar 16, 2018 1:21 am
Urban catches up with the guys, asking what the heck happened and especially wanting to hear Barracus's account of the toe-to-toe battle. What a story!

Urban is stand-offish as he watches on during the talk about the Golden Child. Inside he is appalled about the mutilation of the girl's face, but he tries to be understanding of foreign religious devotions.

When he hears Aditya's advice that the girl be taken back to some low rent temple, Urban is unconvinced. "Not so fast, Mowgli. We're taking her back with us for now. I need to see what Auntie Sunitha thinks of this. Maybe we can get those things out of her face. Poor kid. Who did this to her?" Urban scowls as he gets angrier the more he reflects on this cruelty inflicted on a poor child.

"At least we can get her something to eat and make sure she's not hurt," Urban continues, making an effort to keep his cool over this, "She needs to stay somewhere safe until we decide what is best."

"Come on," Urban motions to the girl carefully, leading her to the cart. "Come with us. You are safe. You are not going to be locked up again. There are some nice ladies that I want you to meet. After that, we'll decide what to do next."
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Mar 16, 2018 1:36 am
As Urban leads the Golden Child away, Rydler turns his attention back to Aditya and smiles roguishly. He throws an arm around Aditya back and locks his head in playfully "Aditya, my good friend, it's been sooo long. I'm guessing, since you've sought me out, you have my payment, correct?"
Mar 16, 2018 1:42 am
"Errr.. yes, it's in the wagon. Ybus is watching over it. About that guy, is he alright? I mean, he seems kinda daft, you know what I mean?"
Mar 16, 2018 1:46 am
Urban calls across to Rydler and then the others, "Hey. We got the money. Everything is good."

He signals to Aditya, "Yea. It is quite strange, he is such a clown, but his family is really a swell bunch. His aunts and cousins - very impressive. We are all invited to the party and dinner tonight, plus I got us a job starting tomorrow. I bought this cart and horse, a fine ride for us."
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Mar 16, 2018 1:51 am
Erden gasps in horror as he finally gets a chance to look the child over, "You poor thing," he says and raises a hand halfway up to the child, but stops, obviously unsure what he could do to help. He puts his hand down and shakes his head, anger growing within him, "The child comes with us for now," he says, and the team can see a bit of his old rank spilling through in the firmness of his jaw and the cold, calculating look in his eyes. You all know he's already thought of a hundred different ways to hurt the people that did this thing to the child, motivated by religion or not.
Mar 16, 2018 1:54 am
A loud slap fills the room, as Rydler smacks the side of Aditya's face and releases his headlock. He looks at the spice merchant, void of a smile, stern and serious "That's good to hear but insult my brother in front of me again and you will no longer be able to make the dumb choices you so seemingly like to gravitate towards." Finishing with a wry smile, he turns and exits to the wagon.
Mar 16, 2018 2:53 am
The Child allows you to load her in the cart. She sits in the back, holding Baracus' hand. The sun, already westering when you got split up, finally sets as you set off for the Aunties' house. All over the city, Dasai, the festival of light and color, is in full swing. All manner of lanterns and candles in myriad colors, sizes and fanciful shapes are everywhere. Fireworks light up the sky intermittently, but Aditya says the big display brought in from Qinglai won't be until midnight.

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At length you arrive at the Aunties' just in time for the big feast. No one seems overly bothered by the skewers. At most, some are surprised because this is something no longer practiced in modern Pradesh. You learn from Auntie Sunitha that back in the day both men and women, children and adults, of a certain Pradeshi sect would have this done to them as a sign of devotion. In addition, a child is selected to be worshipped as a reincarnation of the god of war, who also happens to be the goddess of protection. "I know this seems cruel and strange to you but trust me, the Child did this of her own free will. If she wishes to return to her temple then that is what is best. Perhaps tomorrow before the Docks, yes?" She then proceeds to bow and kneel before the Child to receive her blessing.
Mar 16, 2018 2:57 am
OOC:
Guys, I gotta go get some sleep. Feel free to RP amongst yourselves in the meantime. Just don't go wandering off okay? Enjoy the feast at Aunties' :-D
Mar 16, 2018 3:17 am
Erden is very tense through Auntie Sunitha's explanation, which doesn't seem to calm him at all, "And since when are children capable of making their own decisions? Aren't adults there to guide them away from self-destructive actions?" he says to Urban, loudly enough for Sunitha to hear him.
Mar 16, 2018 4:18 am
Back in the alley, Baracus is painting orcish runes with the ichor where he defeated the demon. He paints them on himself as well. So absorbed in his task that he notices almost nothing else going on around him. By the end, runes radiate out from the spot where the demon died, and his torso and face are covered in brutal, black calligraphy.

He looks around and sees they are taking the Golden Child with them. Before they go, he grabs the cage that once held her and smashes it over and over again until it is no longer recognizable, and tosses its remains among the refuse heaps.

On the ride to the feast (Baracus is incredibly hungry after the battle), Baracus wonders why his friends are concerned about the piercings. Among his people, it was common for the youth to pierce and tattoo themselves as they grew up, to mark the milestones of walking the warrior's path. He shows the girl his own piercings in his ears, great eagle's feathers that dangle on his big shoulders and she reaches out to hold his hand.

At the feast, Baracus listens to all between mouthfuls of food. He elbows Erden.

She is no child.
OOC:
Geez, you go out for a beer and the next thing you know there's 2 pages of posts! Great stuff, love this game to bits.
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Mar 16, 2018 5:52 am
Ybus seems nonplussed about the child's face. "I once had a mate what run shark teeth through his cheeks on a dare," he says, sitting cross-legged on the floor. "'Course, I never told him the shark ain't coming with, haw!"

His face changes expression, sliding from mirth to consternation. "Then again, maybe we didn't exactly dare him to take it, but for me to do it. Ah, it's been so long, me memory's on the floor. Anyway, he looked pretty good after that; rightly called him the Salty God, consarn it. Bled a lot, though, and whenever he ate we got t' see it all mass-in-the-cating in there."

Ybus waves his hand. "If she wants t' take 'em out, let her. If she wants t' dangle sea shells from the ends, let her. What nobody asking yet is what you all were doing in them back doors in the first place, playing with rats and bats and whatever it was that attracted y'all like day-old sea bass."
Mar 16, 2018 9:18 am
"We were saving this young lady from, what I would describe as, slavery. She may not be a child but she is far too young to make sound decisions involving body mutilation." He turns to the Golden Child "Do you like what has happened to your face? You do not need to be afraid of saying yes; we protected you once and I will continue to do so. I wish to have your honest input in the matter. I know what I want, I want to know what you want."
Mar 16, 2018 12:54 pm
At this point, Urban is used to being confused about religious matters. Why would a god ask for a child to be stabbed in the face, and why would a group of priests do it? At the same time, the young girl did seem to have miraculous powers, at least if one believed the story of her healing real wounds during the battle, as recounted by Barracus, Erden, and Rydler. Urban of course did believe them. So was the girl's power a result of her blessing bestowed by the god who wants her pierced like a pin cushion?

Urban asks Auntie Sunitha, "Who is the wisest in Pradesh? Is there a priest or a teacher who has great knowledge of all things? One who speaks philosophy or writes letters about his proclamations?"

Urban puts forward a kind face for the party. He is sincerely appreciative of the hospitality, and strives to be friendly and supportive of the festival traditions. Inside though, he is melancholy, on the brink of brooding. Should not this child be with her mother and father, safe from mutilation and slavery? Why is she granted such power and also such burden? And what must she do with it?

Urban goes further, what are the purposes of his own powers? He had not told everyone about them yet, but he knows now that they are real. How can it be when he never completed the Path of Ordainment? How could it be when he does not even know for certain if he believes Helios cares anything at all for the plight of men? In truth, does the Titan even exist in this time?

Urban wonders if the priests who stabbed the girl's face felt righteousness and superiority for their ritual. Would they be willing to be stabbed in the face with long thin barbs for their gods, instead of piercing a young girl? Urban could ask them that, give them that option before gods and men in their own temple.

Urban remembers choking Halfors to death. The man begging for mercy as best as he could without being able to talk, up to the moment when the darkness fell over his eyes.

Urban reacts quickly and recites the 6th Measure. Five times in his mind. His weakness is so great, his failings so many, but he has to improve.

Urban gets up and rejoins the party, seeking Aishwarya. "Thank you again for your hospitality. This is one of the finest nights that I can remember."

"I look forward to work at your side tomorrow, is there anything that I should do to prepare?" If she takes time with him, he tries to see what she is about.
... ask her what her interests are, who she be with, things that make her smile...
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Mar 16, 2018 6:41 pm
Baracus dumps another tin plate of food down his gullet and lets out a Baracus-sized belch. He is utterly satisfied in life at the moment: good friends, good fights, good food. After licking his fingers, he reaches out and places his hand on Ybus's shoulder.

What's this job we got?

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Mar 17, 2018 2:52 pm
OOC:
DM, Urban has now advanced to Paladin 3. In his first act as a Redemption Oath Paladin, Urban will Channel Divinity as Emissary of Peace (+5 CHA Persuasion checks for 10 min) at the best opportunity during the (hopefully) intimate conversation with Aishwarya ...
DMJ says:


"I look forward to work at your side tomorrow, is there anything that I should do to prepare?" If she takes time with him, he tries to see what she is about.
... ask her what her interests are, who she be with, things that make her smile...
OOC:
Dangit! Mediocrity endures. Urban enters Rage. One-time character rebuild to Barbarian.
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Rolls

Having game with the honey - (1d20+8)

(4) + 8 = 12

Mar 19, 2018 2:53 pm
Aishwariya shakes her head and the two of you rejoin the others. "I'm not afraid of Captain Copperhorn despite his notoriety for being monstrously short-tempered," she says, speaking to everyone. "He is a smuggler, some say pirate. We've had dealings with him before - legitimate dealings, mind you - transporting goods between here and Qinglai, Kortella, Kaspeatho, you name it. We need him and his ship, the Kestrel. We have other vessels and captains that keep our interests alive of course, but the Kestrel is the fastest ship there is and if we have it we nearly double our market share. The thing is, that shithead knows we need him more than he needs us and is playing hard to get. I will need to be very persuasive tomorrow.

She turns to smile sweetly at Urban. "I won't begrudge your company tomorrow though I hardly think it's necessary. Auntie Sunitha worries too much."
Mar 19, 2018 4:20 pm
"Well, pirates love power," says Ybus, squished under Baracus' mighty weight. "And gold. Mostly gold. Actually I think they'd prefer the gold over the power, at least until the rum's gone."

Ybus reaches out futilely for any drink that happens to be nearby, but cannot move because of the half-orc. His expression suddenly changes from sadness to glee, and with a snap of his fingers he creates a spectral Mage Hand to retrieve the first cup of liquid he can see.
Mar 19, 2018 11:29 pm
The first drink that Ybus gets his hands on is a sort of beer made from fermented rice. It's frothy and tastes of pineapple and jackfruit.
Mar 20, 2018 12:15 am
Ybus' words are drowned as he fills himself with the beer. His Mage Hand flies off to fetch another round.
Mar 20, 2018 12:31 am
"If you ask me, it sounds like you just need his ship. Sounds to me the weight he holds above your heads, is quite fragile."
Mar 20, 2018 1:14 am
"That's what I thought too, but word is only he has tamed the Kestrel. That anyone else who tries to pilot her will soon go to a watery grave. Maybe it's just tales. Maybe he even spread them himself." Ash shrugs. "I don't know anything about sailing. Do you?"

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Mar 20, 2018 1:21 am
"Unfortunately, I do not," Erden says, "Though it's always fascinated me. Perhaps now is a good time to learn?"
Mar 20, 2018 1:48 am
"We'll follow your lead, Aishwariya," Urban says. "If this fellow is that good, maybe he's worth making a new deal with. Business is business, but we won't let him overrun and threaten you."
Mar 20, 2018 2:09 am
Ybus burps and chortles, and probably would have answered Aishwarya, but he is immersed in his third serving of beer, and his Mage Hand goes back for more.
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Mar 20, 2018 4:22 am
Rydler nods in agreement with Urban "You know this man better than us and what is the best for your business. We will follow your lead but know with us, you'll be well protected."
Mar 20, 2018 6:33 am
CancerMan says:
"Well, pirates love power," says Ybus, squished under Baracus' mighty weight. "And gold. Mostly gold. Actually I think they'd prefer the gold over the power, at least until the rum's gone."
Between handfuls of tandoori meats, Baracus declares like rolling thunder:

Pirates also love not being dead. I have a way of reminding fools of their mortality.
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Mar 20, 2018 7:02 am
"Eh, maybe," hiccups Ybus, between swigs. "Thish Copperhorn sheems like a bullish sort. Pro'ly take more than Urban's good looks to win him over." A fifth cup is brought in mid-air.
Mar 20, 2018 9:52 am
Aditya comes sidling up. "Hey it's getting close to midnight. Who wants to come with Ash and me, sneak out to the docks to watch the fireworks over the bay?"

"Adi, the Aunties will be furious. Maybe we should just watch it from here this time."

Adi scoffs, "They're furious every year but when did that ever stop you and I? Come on, it's waaay better viewed over the water! Don't you want to impress our new friends?" he looks slyly at Urban "It'll be romantic." Craftily he adds, "Who knows, we might even run into old Copperhorn. And in a far better mood than tomorrow morning when he'll be hung over!

Ash sighs, clearly conflicted. She turns to you, "What do you think?"
Mar 20, 2018 2:34 pm
Erden thinks for a moment and nods, "Sure, can't hurt anything," he says, then looks at Ybus, "Can you walk?" he asks his friend.
OOC:
Using Arcane Recovery this time!
[ +- ] Stats
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Mar 20, 2018 3:48 pm
I will join you for these 'works of fire' .

Having eaten, Baracus feels lethargy seeping into his veins, but the pain from his injuries has subsided.

Rolls

Hit die - (1d8+4)

(3) + 4 = 7

Mar 20, 2018 5:46 pm
"Shure," slurs Ybus. "I ken walk fyne, si?" He walks in place, courtesy of Baracus' hand keeping him upright and steady.
Mar 20, 2018 7:01 pm
Erden sighs, wishing he could still pull rank to curb Ybus' enthusiasm for the drink. With a shrug, he turns to Baracus, "You want to carry him around?" he asks, hating that he may be giving up his ride, but doing it anyway, "That way you can shut him up if he starts mouthing off to the wrong people."
Mar 20, 2018 7:14 pm
Ybus shakes his head and his hand, sloshing beer. "I don' need halp," he says. "'Sides, you wan- you wanna stay high t' watch de sky. Jus' don' look 'im in de eye; he 'ates dat."
Mar 20, 2018 7:34 pm
Baracus declines to carry Ybus.

This I know: no power in the wide circle of the world is strong enough to stop Ybus from mouthing off.
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Mar 20, 2018 7:35 pm
"He also hates when little halfling named Ybus are left to walk and not continue their drinking in leisure. You wouldn't want to make him mad, would you Ybus?"
Mar 20, 2018 7:40 pm
"You're probably right," he concedes to Baracus, then turns to Ybus with a grin on his face, "Will you be a good boy if we take you for a walk?"
Mar 20, 2018 7:44 pm
"I ne'er met 'im," Ybus says, corner of his lip curling downward in a dismissive pout. "Bendin' the wind like the steel, ne'er seein' the red morn betoken... Heh. 'E hates red. Get it?" The halfling dissolves into a mad chuckle that quickly turns into floor-rolling guffaws, obviously pleased with himself.
Mar 20, 2018 8:07 pm
Rydler whsipers to Erden and Baracus "I think at this point he wouldn't realize he is being carried. Mouthing off is one thing, it's the mischief he'd cause given his own reigns that I'm worried about."
Mar 20, 2018 9:07 pm
"I don't want to get on Aunt Sunitha's bad side," Urban reflects with some concern, then follows with a smile, "but I cannot resist fireworks. I'm in on a trip around town."

Urban raises an eyebrow as he looks at Ybus. "Just don't let him get near any olive oil, feather pillows, or bee hives. You remember what happened the time he got like this back at that fish monger's warehouse in Q'lactsh."
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Mar 21, 2018 6:03 pm
Led by Adi and Ash, you climb a mango tree in the back of the compound and slip over the wall. Ybus needs a little help but you all manage it. After several turnings through mostly back alleys you come within sight of the Trident Gate (because of Dasai, open even at this hour) and swing east towards the docks. Aditya points out the barges, anchored in between the Tusks of Gajenndra, from which the fireworks will be launched. You plenty of other people speaking in hushed tones taking positions for the anticipated spectacle, but not nearly the crowd one would expect. Aditya says it's because the Docks are generally not a safe place to be at night - not even in Dasai when the guard patrols are doubled. Occasionally, raucous laughter from one of the many taverns that line the docks rings out across the water.

As promised, at midnight, fireworks paint the night sky rainbow hues. It is glorious - doubly so reflected in the water of the bay.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-8xYrA4-kQe0/VKSE4DpU2DI/AAAAAAAAxBM/KpI4H2URnLE/s1600/Feliz%2B2015%2B!!.gif

Rolls

Random shit happening - (1d100)

Not so random shit happening - (1d100)

Mar 21, 2018 7:49 pm
HypCo says:
Rydler whsipers to Erden and Baracus "I think at this point he wouldn't realize he is being carried. Mouthing off is one thing, it's the mischief he'd cause given his own reigns that I'm worried about."
What you call mischief is the fates working though him to guide us toward our destiny. Besides, he peed on me last time. I refuse.

Baracus thoroughly enjoys the show of fire in the sky, never has he seen such a display. He helps people into the mango tree and then sits below, alone with his thoughts.

Surely, this spectacle can be seen and heard even from the distant worlds of Acheron. I wonder if it has caught my father's eye?
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Mar 21, 2018 8:13 pm
Erden relaxes and watches the fireworks in the sky, letting Hedwig (the owl) out of his pocket to watch as well. He smiles with contentment; This is a night to enjoy, one of few in recent days.
Mar 21, 2018 8:23 pm
Ybus continues chuckling to himself, pulling on Aditya's clothes as a meager reverse-leash to keep him in the right direction. "Fire in th' sky, ne'er gets lost!" he chortles, grabbing futilely for the aerial blossoms.
Mar 21, 2018 8:25 pm
As the lights fade, and the cheers and applause eventually dies away, the crowds begin to melt into the darkness - some to finally rest for the day, others to continued revelry in the nearby taverns or elsewhere. Still others flit among these, relieving unwitting folk of whatever wealth they carry. The sight of these remind you of the seedier side of any city. It is much the same in Port Llif.

A tavern door bangs open, spilling light across the darkened boardwalks. A bearded man with a peg leg and a parrot perched on his shoulder stomps out of the doorway. He mutters something under his breath, but then the parrot repeats it, squawking for all to hear, "Go fuck yeself, Copperhorn! I ain' afraid o' ye!!!" whereupon the man runs in abject terror up the walkway to some hidey-hole. Booming, throaty laughter echoes from the doorway before it slams back shut.

Aishwarya springs to her feet, seeming on the brink of heading for the tavern right this moment. What do you do?
Mar 21, 2018 8:49 pm
Rydler intercepts in front of Aishwarya "Let's not make foolish decisions, I don't know what your plan is but I suggest you to think first before doing so."
Mar 21, 2018 8:51 pm
Erden climbs to his feet and magically dusts himself off, "How about you let us in on the plan before you go rushing in there?"
Mar 21, 2018 9:03 pm
Ybus magically conjures an illusion of miniature fireworks in his hand, replaying the show on a tiny scale.
Mar 21, 2018 9:04 pm
Ash bites her lip. "Well, I don't really have a plan. I'm sorry, I don't know what I was thinking. I guess it's like Adi said, he's bound to be in a better mood now than tomorrow when he'll be hungover."
Mar 21, 2018 9:14 pm
Baracus rises to his feet. Though exhausted from the long and eventful day, he is ready for action. If he was lucky, his father was still watching. He pulls his axe and xyphos from the ground where he lay them to bathe in and enjoy the sky fire magic. He chooses to give the Pradeshi knife another go, pleased with how it handled against the demon.

He advances to the walkway in order to block any pursuers, still a distance from the tavern door. The wood creaks under his massive girth.
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Mar 21, 2018 9:33 pm
Rydler draws his dagger and vanishes it within his sleeves then steps to the side of Ash and gestures forward "Your safety is our best interest. If you think this is the most beneficial time, we will back you."
Mar 21, 2018 10:32 pm
Urban watches quietly, content on seeing what the others decide to do.

He scans the tavern to size up the building and those around it, tries to identify if there are any outside sentries posing as drunks, looks for improvised weapons and shields, identifies alternates exits and entrances like windows, secondary doors, back alleys.

Urban has learned to make sure he knows more than one way to get in and out of a building, and where others might be doing the same. He knows that situations like this can change fast, and not always for the better.
Mar 21, 2018 11:02 pm
"Red, yes!" says Ybus, dismissing the fireworks display. "Ev'ryone knows 'e ken see red! But 'ow shmart is 'e? Maybe 'e don' know what green looks like?" The halfling burps and doubles over, clutching his belly. "Oof... I ken show 'im, soon."
Mar 22, 2018 1:55 pm
The two-story tavern sits shoulder to shoulder with two other structures, so there are probably no side exits. Based on the glimpse of the back alley that you got on your way here there is probably a back door to service the kitchen. Out front there is a frosted glass window on the ground floor, and two on the second story. The faded sign out front reads "Ye Scum & Villainy."

Insisting he go first, Urban yanks the door open and strides inside, followed by the cousins, and then the rest of you. The place is as seedy as one might expect. Groups of patrons keep mostly to themselves in the smoky dimness of the large but cramped space. A band plays music on a variety of instruments near the circular bar curiously positioned in the center of the floor rather than to one side.

Ash heads straight for the bar to ask for Copperhorn but she spots him before she gets there. It's easy enough, because he sure stands out: holding court at the table closest to the fireplace is a hulking minotaur, his curved horns tipped with gleaming copper. He smiles widely when he sees the cousins. "Sunitha sends not one, but two of her brood! The old lady must really like me!" he booms. Downing his rum, he shoos his villainous-looking table companions with a sharp look, and gestures with a clawed hand for you to sit.

Ash declines the undoubtedly tick-infested chair. "Captain Copperhorn--"

"Please. Call me Valrakas. Or Captain, if ye prefer."

"Very well. Captain. Given our satisfaction with your previous services we wish to renew your contract with a substantial bonus of an additional 3% commission on top of the already generous previous rate of 12% of gross sales..."

"Come now, Miz Aishwarya. Tis bad luck t'be talkin' money matters a'fore a few drinks, aye?"

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Mar 22, 2018 4:18 pm
Ybus giggles at an unspoken thought; whether it has anything to do with the current conversation is unclear, but the halfling seems to be enjoying things. Oddly, some might note that Ybus' clothing has turned into a curious shade of emerald green. "Off'n t' see de wizzer," he chortles. "No, seriously, where's the privvy?"
OOC:
Casting Disguise Self, just to change the color of his garments.
Mar 22, 2018 5:12 pm
OOC:
Ybus, are you actually going to the privy or just mouthing off?

Leaving some space here for anyone else to interject if they wish. Tomorrow I'll post Aishwarya's response to Valrakas.
Mar 22, 2018 5:23 pm
Ybus does a little dance; he really does need to go, thanks to all that fruity beer.
Mar 22, 2018 5:27 pm
A serving wench shows Ybus to the little boys' room.
Mar 22, 2018 8:23 pm
Urban stands to the side, careful to not draw attention, but sizing up the minotaur without appearing to be doing so. Urban tries to identify any support guys or crew, either blatant or hidden.

If this goes bad, Urban asks to himself, who will be in the fight?

He does an equipment check. Tankards. Plates. A few of the plates are metal it seems. Stools. Not bad, Urban thinks silently. But he still looks around for what might be better. Just in case.

Aishwarya will talk this out though. She's a really smart girl. Who could say no to her anyway? Ha! And the minotaur, seems like a reasonable guy. Animal. Or.. Animal..guy. Urban reflects, confidently. Everyone wants to make a deal.

No need to worry. Urban thinks, as he eyes the heavy-handled ash shovel at the nearby fireplace.
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Mar 22, 2018 11:34 pm
Baracus's blood is hot as he walks into the tavern. With his father's eyes upon him, he looks for the meanest, baddest mofos in the room, and there are plenty. He locks eyes on the minotaur, a mighty warrior if he has ever seen one. He strides forward, and wades into the heated ...

Negotiation of prices?

Are you kidding me?

Bah, haggling over prices... is there nothing left in anyone's veins other than gold?

He grabs two heavy pewter tankards off a serving wench's tray and slams them down on the table, ale suds tumbling over the lip. He roars over the crowd at the minotaur.

Let us show them what it is to live with blood in our veins!

Baracus raises the tankard and consumes it in one gulp, leaving the challenge on the table.
OOC:
Going to try to get him drunker to make negotiations easier, or just to get Baracus drunk. Both are laudable goals. Do you want me to roll some stuff, Jabes? I'll put a d20 roll out there, my Con is +4
Last edited Mar 23, 2018 4:13 am

Rolls

d20 roll - (1d20)

(6) = 6

Mar 23, 2018 3:31 am
"HAR! I like yer new friends! Drink up, matey!" Valrakas takes his tankard and downs it in one go.
OOC:
You and Valrakas just happen to have the same CON save (+6) so gimme a few more rolls and I'll post narration later.

Drinking Contest Mechanics
You can take as many drinks equal to twice your CON modifier before you get drunk and have to make CON saves. You roll a CON save for each drink you take over your drinking limit. The DC is 10 + (the number of drinks you are over your limit). Each failed save (up to 3 failures) gives you a level of Exhaustion. On the fourth failed save you pass out.

Rolls

CON saves - (1d20+6, 1d20+6, 1d20+6, 1d20+6, 1d20+6, 1d20+6, 1d20+6)

1d20+6 : (3) + 6 = 9

1d20+6 : (11) + 6 = 17

1d20+6 : (3) + 6 = 9

1d20+6 : (17) + 6 = 23

1d20+6 : (3) + 6 = 9

1d20+6 : (4) + 6 = 10

1d20+6 : (17) + 6 = 23

Mar 23, 2018 4:14 am
!

Rolls

Drinking! - (1d20+6, 1d20+6, 1d20+6, 1d20+6, 1d20+6, 1d20)

1d20+6 : (3) + 6 = 9

1d20+6 : (3) + 6 = 9

1d20+6 : (5) + 6 = 11

1d20+6 : (3) + 6 = 9

1d20+6 : (14) + 6 = 20

1d20 : (11) = 11

Mar 23, 2018 5:46 pm
OOC:
Alright, as much fun as a drinking contest would have been, I'm going to call it: Aishwarya wouldn't have stood by and watched these two knuckleheads guzzle a dozen drinks (what it would've taken for Valrakas to win, with him at Level 2 Exhaustion and Baracus passing out).
Baracus and Valrakas toss back two more drinks each. The minotaur belches loudly. As the next drink is served and the two contestants knock their tankards together in salute, Aishwarya has had quite enough: "Knock it off, you two! If you're both hungover tomorrow you'll be useless to me!" she then snatches the ale out of Baracus' hand and downs it herself, after which she does the same to Valrakas' drink.

"HAR! Tha's wha' I like about ye lass: feisty!" Valrakas laughs, slamming a fist onto the table. The crafty pirate eyes Urban sizing him up. "An' ye always did surround yeself wit' th' prettiest poppets...these be th' prettiest yet! Why, this one's e'en been cuttin' dolls' clothes out o' his pants! HAR!"

Aishwarya moves astonishingly fast, and in a heartbeat has a slender curved knife pressed against the minotaur's throat. "Accept the contract or don't. But don't you dare insult my friends!"

As this thing starts to escalate Urban can sense the three guys that were sitting with Valrakas when you arrived, now hovering in the periphery of the establishment, readying themselves.

"Whoa easy, lass. No needs fer things t' get ugly like. Ease up, I'll sign yer contract. Aye, bring it 'round tomorrow an' I'll put ink t' it." As Aishwarya withdraws the knife, Valrakas smiles. "Jus' one last thing t' seal th' deal, put our signatures t' this agreement." With a wink he tosses a half-full bottle of rum over his shoulder...right onto the brawniest, ugliest of a table of dwarves behind him. On cue, Valrakas' three cronies smack fists, bottles, bar stools over the heads of the nearest sonuvabitch, and the entire tavern erupts in a full on brawl.

Valrakas springs from his seat and turns his back on you. Is it to charge the oncoming dwarves, or to shield Aishwarya from them?
OOC:
Front and rear exits are both 45ft away through difficult terrain.

The party has initiative. Go.

Battlefield features:
You name it! This place is packed with everything you'd expect to find in a bar, most of which can be used as makeshift cover, shields, or weapons: plates, cutlery, tables, chairs, wine bottles, beer kegs, peg legs, gnomes and halflings (that aren't Erden and Ybus), the ash shovel Urban noticed, the fireplace. There's even a low chandelier to swing from.
Mar 23, 2018 5:59 pm
"Damn!" Erden curses, then shouts to Aishwarya, "Stick with us!"

Then, to his friends, "Help me get the lady out of here!"

After he's done speaking, he begins casting a spell, placing it to affect as many as possible that are blocking their path to the exit.
OOC:
Casting Sleep as a L2 spell. It has a 40 ft radius, so it should affect pretty much the entire path to their exit
[ +- ] Sleep L2
[ +- ] Stats
Last edited Mar 23, 2018 6:00 pm

Rolls

Sleep as Level 2 - (7d8)

(3374661) = 30

Mar 23, 2018 6:05 pm
Ybus returns from the privvy just in time to find a piece of chair take his hat off. "Yes!" he cries as the brawl unfolds, and he hurriedly slips behind the counter to find the bartender. He clasps his hands around the person's cheeks and plants a big kiss on the lips before shouting, "You wonderful shit, this is the best thing in all of Pradesh! I even washed my hands!"

Grabbing a flagon, the halfling tries to clamber onto the countertop.

Rolls

Athletics - (1d20+4)

(18) + 4 = 22

Mar 23, 2018 6:24 pm
Erden directs everyone towards the rear exit. His spell downs half a dozen drunken brawlers. That still leaves a whole lot of crazed drunks in this mosh pit.

Ybus clambers onto the bar top and gets a view of the entire brawl. He finds Aditya huddled behind the counter.

Valrakas and his boys have formed up defensively around Aishwarya, fighting off anyone who comes too near. Taking the cue from Erden, they join your group moving slowly towards the rear. The minotaur is laughing maniacally. Somehow the band is still playing.
Mar 23, 2018 8:01 pm
Urban grabs the hearth shovel and swings it into action, hoping to send ash out into the eyes of opponents to cover a retreat and hit a brawler in the head with it at the end of the swing.
OOC:
The idea of ashing/blinding the crowd is really just for cosmetics imagery and theatrics. I'm not trying to steal more Actions than allotted. Main effort is to knock someone with a small bronze shovel, hopefully sending out a ringing gong sound into the tavern brawl scene.
Urban also takes on any brawlers who are serving as obstacles, trying to wrap them up and manhandle them out of the way.
[ +- ] Tavern Brawler Feature
OOC:
If Attack is hit, then option for Grapple. If Grapple successful, really just trying to grab someone and the force move the out of the escape pathway.

Rolls

Attack, Improvised Weapon - (1d20+6)

(9) + 6 = 15

Damage - (1d4+6)

(1) + 6 = 7

STR Athletics Check as Grapple Attempt (If Attack above is a hit) - (1d20+6)

(12) + 6 = 18

Mar 24, 2018 7:54 am
Urban brains a gap-toothed drunk with a satisfying gong, and sends another brawler reeling away with a faceful of hot ash. Not wasting a single movement, he grabs a nearby dwarf by the beard and heaves, sending the brawler crashing into the wall. Tossing aside dwarf hair still clutched in his fist, Urban moves on.

Valrakas' horn tips glow and throw sparks, and forked lightning stabs down on the burly Kortellan fool enough to have stood in the minotaur's way. He hooks his horn under another fellow's armpit and with a powerful sweep of his great head sends the man flying across the room.

A tattooed dwarf tries to grab for Aishwarya but is served a knuckle sandwich by Hob, the Kestrel's halfling cook. Nearby, a drunken half-orc gets his nose broken by Valrakas' first mate, a smirking man named Harrison, and takes a kick in the nuts from Rufio, the young deck hand.

Aishwarya herself isn't content to stay within your protective cordon. She darts forward here and there lashing out with kicks and fists at any whoreson that peeks through the gaps.
OOC:
Still to act: Rydler & Baracus
Mar 24, 2018 1:29 pm
A few lads are looking to become famous by shanking the biggest warrior in the room. Baracus admires their ambition and chases them off with a thunderous and savage roar rather than kill them.
Last edited Mar 24, 2018 1:38 pm

Rolls

Intimidate - (1d20+2)

(9) + 2 = 11

Mar 24, 2018 4:43 pm
Most of them scatter but one of the 'lads' is actually a lass an' she ain' skeered! The goliath woman tries to shove Baracus back.
OOC:
Still to act before other brawlers: Rydler.

Rolls

Opposed Intimidation - (1d20)

(18) = 18

Athletics: Shove back attempt - (1d20+2)

(5) + 2 = 7

Mar 24, 2018 8:19 pm
Baracus lazily resists the shove of the Goliath woman, but cannot help but be impressed by her ferocity.

So be it.
OOC:
Resisting the shove
Last edited Mar 24, 2018 8:27 pm

Rolls

Athletics - (1d20+6)

(2) + 6 = 8

Mar 25, 2018 1:01 am
Seeing Copperhorn is defending Ash, Rydler extends his holy symbol and a warm feeling washes over Baracus, Urban, and Copperhorn. A light surrounds him afterwards.
OOC:
My action might change depending on your answer. Did we gain anything back from leveling up or are we still at what was used during the numspa fight?

Casting Bless and Sanctuary. Action and Bonus Action, respectively.
Last edited Apr 14, 2018 12:33 am
Apr 13, 2018 1:55 pm
Previously on First Foray...

The team has been having a highly eventful day starting with the morning rescue of their latest employer, a Pradeshi spice merchant named Aditya, from the hands of his competition cum would-be murderers. From the chili farm they travel by wagon to the wondrous city of Pradesh where the Dasai Festival is in full swing. A chance encounter enables Baracus, Rydler & Erden to rescue a child goddess from the clutches of a demon and his minions, while Urban and Ybus make the acquaintance of Aditya's lovely cousin Aishwarya and their formidable Aunties. Plans are made for the next day: return the Golden Child to her home temple and then escort Aishwarya when she meets with the pirate captain Valrakas Copperhorn, but the meeting comes early when the team comes across the minotaur captain just after midnight in a seedy dockside tavern. Business negotiations are concluded favorably between Valrakas and Ash, whereupon the minotaur and his men start a tavern brawl to celebrate.
Brawl at the Scum & Villainy Tavern

Round 1

Erde's sleep spell downs half a dozen drunken brawlers, partially clearing the way to the rear exit, where he directs the good guys, who have formed up defensively around Aishwarya.

Dancing a jig atop the bar to the tune of the band's music, Ybus finds Aditya huddled behind the counter.

Urban wreaks havoc with an ash shovel grabbed from the fireplace, while Valrakas and his boys bust skulls and nuts. Ash is no slouch either, displaying mad skills with punches, kicks, and her jeweled knife.

Baracus is confronted by a goliath woman intent on proving herself against the biggest mofo in the room. She tries to shove him back, but the half-orc stands his ground and doesn't budge an inch.

Rydler casts protective spells on his friends and on the minotaur captain. fights in tandem with Urban.

Behind you, a tangle of brawlers come crashing down from the upper floor.

Out front, horn blasts and commanding yells signal that the city guard are about to lay down the law.
OOC:
Round 2! Go!

Front and rear exits are now 60ft and 35ft away respectively through difficult terrain.

Battlefield features:
You name it! This place is packed with everything you'd expect to find in a bar, most of which can be used as makeshift cover, shields, or weapons: plates, cutlery, tables, chairs, wine bottles, beer kegs, peg legs, gnomes and halflings (that aren't Erden and Ybus). There's even a low chandelier to swing from.
Apr 13, 2018 4:20 pm
"Reload!" Ybus yells to the cowering Aditya as he stands tall upon the counter. "C'mon ya barnacle-faced lubber, show some bloody backbone and get yer sea legs under ya!" The halfling kicks a bowl of bar snacks into the fray, not caring whether it hits anybody or not. His other hand is held out to Aditya, expecting something he can throw to appear.

Rolls

Kicking Snacks (Dexterity)! - (1d20+1)

(4) + 1 = 5

Apr 13, 2018 4:30 pm
HypCo says:
Seeing Copperhorn is defending Ash, Rydler extends his holy symbol and a warm feeling washes over Baracus, Urban, and Copperhorn. A light surrounds him afterwards.
OOC:
My action might change depending on your answer. Did we gain anything back from leveling up or are we still at what was used during the numspa fight?

Casting Bless and Sanctuary. Action and Bonus Action, respectively.
OOC:
Don't know how much it really matters, but you actually can't cast those spells in the same turn. Reference below:
[ +- ] Bonus Action Spells
Not wanting to expend any more of his magic, Erden takes his staff and works on jabbing it into the crotches of men who are in their way.
Last edited Apr 13, 2018 4:41 pm

Rolls

Crotch-stab! - (1d20+2, 1d8)

1d20+2 : (19) + 2 = 21

1d8 : (5) = 5

Apr 13, 2018 9:09 pm
Baracus retaliates with some heavy punches
OOC:
Action: Unarmed Strike
Bonus Action: Martial Arts -> Unarmed Strike
Attacks are aimed to subdue, not kill.
After landing some punches, Baracus pauses and takes this opportunity to educate the goliath.

Strength is not enough. It is brittle if not tempered with wisdom. And it is not wise to attack Baracus.
[ +- ] Stats
Last edited Apr 13, 2018 10:22 pm

Rolls

Action: Unarmed Strike - (1d20+6, 1d4+4)

1d20+6 : (15) + 6 = 21

1d4+4 : (2) + 4 = 6

Bonus Action: Unarmed Strike - (1d20+6, 1d4+4)

1d20+6 : (15) + 6 = 21

1d4+4 : (4) + 4 = 8

Apr 14, 2018 2:33 pm
Seeing that Aishwarya has no intention of escaping, Urban turns back to feast his eyes on the full glory of the madcap TAVERN BRAWL!

With only the slightest delay to soak in the delight of the scene, Urban changes his breaking smile to an angry face and charges in.

Action: Attack with Improvised Weapon, prefer heaving a table, but if these tables are too bulky then a secondary choice of barstool
Bonus Action: (available by Tavern Brawler Feat if Attack Action is successful) Grapple Attempt v. a badass barfighter

Rolls

Improvised Weapon (Table or Stool) Attack - (1d20+6)

(3) + 6 = 9

Damage (unsure of damage dice, rolling 1d4 and 1d6 for DM choice) - (1d4+4, 1d6+4)

1d4+4 : (4) + 4 = 8

1d6+4 : (5) + 4 = 9

Grapple Attempt (only applies if Attack above is hit) - (1d20+6)

(9) + 6 = 15

Apr 14, 2018 4:33 pm
OOC:
Rydler took the Help action in the bottom of Round 1 without specifying the recipient of that help. I'm going to randomly pick between Ybus and Urban because their attack rolls sucked. The dice pick Urban.

I also want to take this chance to clarify that unless you tell me otherwise, the good guys (except for Ybus and Aditya) are fighting their way slowly (about 15ft per round) to the rear exit. By the end of Round 4 you'll be at the door.

Still to act in Round 2:
Rydler
Kestrel crew
Brawlers.

Rolls

Ybus or Urban? - (1d2)

(2) = 2

Advantage roll for Urban - (1d20+6)

(8) + 6 = 14

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Apr 14, 2018 5:43 pm
Jabes.plays.RPG says:
...
OOC:
Rydler took the Help action in the bottom of Round 1 without specifying the recipient of that help. I'm going to randomly pick between Ybus and Urban because their attack rolls sucked. The dice pick Urban.
...
OOC:
Wow! Thanks, Rydler. And dice!
Urban was about to miss with a table smash, but then Rydler was like, "Nah, bro. Throw that table at that drunk fatass over there instead!"
And after that, Urban started wrestling.
Last edited Apr 14, 2018 5:45 pm
Apr 15, 2018 5:09 pm
Round 2

Ybus kicks a bowl of snacks into the melee. Peanuts rain down on the mob but the bowl hits nothing but air. "Reload" the crazed halfling bellows, and Aditya obeys, placing bowl of olives in Ybus' hand.

Erden, seemingly fed up with a lifetime of having smelly crotches aimed at his face, stabs the nearest one savagely with his staff. A man goes down, writhing in pain.

Baracus hits hard with a combo of expertly timed punches and wisdom. The female goliath goes down in a heap. Just before she loses consciousness she considers Baracus' words and decides she wants to go home to re-think her life.

Urban grabs the end of a heavy tresle table. He's able to lift one end but has trouble wielding such a heavy object as a weapon until Rydler grabs the other end and the two heave it into the crowd, clearing another dozen or so feet towards the exit for the group's retreat.

A trio of burly dwarves swaggers into the group's path, brandishing knives and broken bottles. Striding forward, Urban grabs the lead dwarf in a powerful headlock. The dwarf struggles to get free but the paladin expertly shifts position and transitions to a rear naked choke.

The door to the kitchen crashes open and the tavern owner, a shaggy bear of a man named Chalmun, strides through brandishing a meat cleaver. "Valrakas!!! Ye fucked up th' wrong bar, ye ugly sonuvabitch!!!" Valrakas and his boys peel off as Chalmun and his cooks charge your right flank.

The front doors fly off their hinges and the city guard pours in to restore order. The Scum & Villainy is probably the worst place to be in Pradesh right now.
OOC:
Players may act for Round 3. I'll take two rounds worth of actions available from Rydler.

Front and rear exits are now 75ft and 20ft away respectively through difficult terrain. Ybus and Aditya are still in the middle of the bar, 45ft away from either exit.

Rolls

Grapple resist - (1d20+3)

(1) + 3 = 4

Apr 15, 2018 7:40 pm
Ybus drops the bowl upon the counter, leaving a mess of olives, oil, and whatever else collects in this bar upon it. "Time to blend in, matey!" he chortles to Aditya, and takes a running slide upon the slick counter to knock other things off before tumbling to the floor.

"I feel peckish! Let's hit the mess!" Ybus heads for the kitchen, trying to slip through legs to avoid being grabbed or tangled up.
OOC:
Taking the Dodge action as Ybus moves, using Halfling Nimbleness.
Apr 16, 2018 1:25 am
Trying to choke a dwarf into submission with a sleeper hold, Urban sees Aditya and Ybus lagging behind a bit. Urban calls out to the straggling Pradeshi goof, "Aditya! Get a move on, man! This way!"

Perhaps looking for a reason to wade back into the fray, Urban slings the tiring dwarf aside and charges full steam into a beefcake brawler who is blocking the way towards Aditya.

Move: towards Aditya
Action: Shove
Hoping to linebacker hit some guy and blast him back into a stack of kegs, tray of dirty dishes, table covered in poker chips - anything that will cause the biggest crash.
Shove successful or not, continue movement in broader goal to support Aditya as possible, even if it means grab him by the collar and drive him along on Ybus' route idea to the kitchen if that seems feasible
Last edited Apr 16, 2018 9:54 am

Rolls

STR Athletics for Shove Attempt - (1d20+6)

(3) + 6 = 9

Apr 16, 2018 4:49 am
OOC:
Clarification: rear exit door (20ft ahead) and the kitchen door (15ft to main group's right) are two different things. Kitchen may or may not have its own rear exit (most kitchens do). Straight ahead there is brawl chaos and the dwarf trio. Towards the kitchen there's Chalmun and four of his Iron Chefs, all armed with knives, engaged with Valrakas and his boys.

Ybus is making for the kitchen but isn't there yet. Urban is making for Aditya but isn't there yet.

Urban, I interpret your action as tossing your grappled dwarf aside so it can't take an opportunity attack against you when you move away. Meaning your next shove against a new target will be next round. Let me know if I misinterpreted and we'll adjust (obviously you can choose to risk the opportunity attack).

Rolls

Dwarf's Shive resist - (1d20+3)

(1) + 3 = 4

Apr 16, 2018 9:57 am
OOC:
Ahh, I see.
Dwarf Shove seems fine, will wait for next round for other Action.

Corrected above, and if allowed would add...
Urban sees that Aditya is still slow to move. Helpless slug!
Urban also notices Ybus wandering towards the crew of angry cooks with sharp knives.

"Ybus, come on! Stick with the group?," Urban calls out as he points to the rear door, knowing that his suggestion may or may not be heeded.
Apr 16, 2018 10:33 am
OOC:
Sounds good! I also edited my description above because I said "Straight ahead there is brawl chaos," forgetting to mention the dwarf trio that is still there.
Apr 16, 2018 6:49 pm
Baracus closes his eyes, and allows the cacophonous mayhem to swirl around him. It is glorious.

Never forgetting that his father's eye may be upon him, Baracus allows the moment to pass and moves to protect their right flank. He meets the killer culinarians with fists and fury.
OOC:
Attack action + Furry of Blows bonus action, trying to bruise as many battlecooks as I can. Going for subdual not the kill.

Cook 1: Crit for 13 damage
Cook 2: Attack roll 11 for 5 damage
Cook 3: Attack roll 20 for 5 damage
[ +- ] Stats
Last edited Apr 16, 2018 6:54 pm

Rolls

Attack on Cook 1 - (1d20+6, 1d4+4)

1d20+6 : (20) + 6 = 26

1d4+4 : (4) + 4 = 8

Attack on Cook 2 - (1d20+6, 1d4+4)

1d20+6 : (5) + 6 = 11

1d4+4 : (1) + 4 = 5

Attack on Cook 3 - (1d20+6, 1d4+4)

1d20+6 : (14) + 6 = 20

1d4+4 : (1) + 4 = 5

crit extra damage + half-orc savage attack feature - (2d4)

(14) = 5

Apr 16, 2018 7:54 pm
Baracus' savage assault sends Batali flying, orange clogs over ponytail, and leaves Flay and Morimoto bruised but still in the fight.
OOC:
Enemies:
Chalmun: unhurt
Battle Cook 1 (Batali): unconscious
Battle Cook 2 (Flay): taken 5 damage
Battle Cook 3 (Morimoto): taken 5 damage
Battle Cook 4 (Puck): unhurt
Dwarf 1 (Grumpy): unhurt
Dwarf 2 (Dopey): unhurt
Dwarf 3 (Doc): unhurt
Apr 17, 2018 1:29 am
Following the exiting group, Rydler attempts to take advantage of the chaos and ease someone of their heavy coin purse.

Rolls

Sleight of Hand - (1d20+8)

(16) + 8 = 24

Apr 17, 2018 2:02 am
A mustachioed man in a feathered cap flits by trying not to draw the city guard's attention. You help him in his flight by unburdening him of his purse.
OOC:
LOL! I love it! Purse contents later. Rydler still has another round's worth of action available.
Apr 17, 2018 2:23 am
OOC:
Is it not an action to use an ability check or am I that far behind? If the latter, ho boy. Also holding on the contents makes sense considering...
Rydler quickly pockets the lifted purse, a smirk crossing his face at his 'helpful' deed. With a swift step, he moves over to anyone in qualms with Aishwarya and flashes a quick burst in their face.
OOC:
BA: Disengage (if there was any hostile around me)
Action: Help to Aishwarya (The flash is just flavor of a Cleric of Light doesn't impose anything other then serving as a distraction and the bonuses from the help action).

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Apr 17, 2018 4:29 am
OOC:
I'm kung fu fighting with iron chefs! #lovethisgame
Apr 19, 2018 2:13 am
OOC:
Erden?

I know Nate is on vacation but I'll give him a chance to chime in. If we don't hear from him I'll happily roll Erden's crotch-stabs for him. :-D
Apr 19, 2018 2:37 pm
Erden reaches through once more, aiming for more crotches!

Rolls

Crotch shot - (1d20+2, 1d8)

1d20+2 : (17) + 2 = 19

1d8 : (2) = 2

Apr 23, 2018 3:42 am
Round 3

Ybus ducks and weaves through the melee, making for the kitchen.

Urban flings aside the dwarf he has in a chokehold and makes his way towards Aditya.

Chalmun dukes it out with Valrakas while his battle-cooks get a taste of Baracus' beatdown buffet.

Nearest the rear exit, Aishwarya, Erden, and the Kestrel boys are faced off against the dwarf trio. Rydler takes a moment for some sideline thievery before dashing to Aishwariya's side with a flashbang to Grumpy's face, leaving the dwarf vulnerable to Ash's dagger hilt to the temple, which Erden follows up with a staff to the groin. Grumpy goes down with a groan as Hob, Harrison, and Rufio tangle up Doc and Dopey.

Your main group inches forward and is nearly at the rear exit. The guard is spreading through the tavern making arrests. Some brawlers who put up a fight are easily beaten into submission.
OOC:
Round 4. Go.

Enemies:
Chalmun: unhurt, engaged with Valrakas
Battle Cook 1 (Batali): unconscious
Battle Cook 2 (Flay): taken 5 damage
Battle Cook 3 (Morimoto): taken 5 damage
Battle Cook 4 (Puck): unhurt
Dwarf 1 (Grumpy): (neutralized)
Dwarf 2 (Dopey): grappled
Dwarf 3 (Doc): grappled
Apr 23, 2018 6:06 am
Ybus continues to slide through the mosh and airborne dishware, making his way to the kitchen. Whether or not he heard Urban is left to anyone's imagination.
OOC:
Taking the Dodge action in case anyone tries to attack, grapple, or otherwise impede my divine progress to the food!
Apr 23, 2018 4:07 pm
Baracus knows there is some bragging rights in defeating the Admantine Chefs. Perhaps not enough to secure his passage to Acheron in the afterlife, but it was something that showed his father he had made progress.

He became a whirlwind of fists, beating the men into unconsciousness.
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Rolls

Unarmed strike (flay) - (1d20+6, 1d4+4)

1d20+6 : (11) + 6 = 17

1d4+4 : (1) + 4 = 5

Unarmed strike (morimoto) - (1d20+6, 1d4+4)

1d20+6 : (5) + 6 = 11

1d4+4 : (4) + 4 = 8

Unarmed strike (puck) - (1d20+6, 1d4+4)

1d20+6 : (20) + 6 = 26

1d4+4 : (3) + 4 = 7

Crit (savage attacker) - (2d4)

(43) = 7

Apr 23, 2018 8:30 pm
Rydler leans up to Aishwarya and whispers to her "That one there; he has made continued efforts to protect his left side. Subtle but there; aim for it."
OOC:
Help action to Aishwarya.
Apr 24, 2018 3:35 pm
Urban yells out to Aditya, "Keep up! Make your way to the door with the others!"
OOC:
Verify Aditya is making progress. Urban does want to prioritize getting goof-stache out of the scene, alive and not arrested. I'm picturing this as sort of clearing a path for him, but would adjust if Urban needs to actively drive him out.
Seeing Ybus continue on route to the kitchen, Urban commits to joining the brawl versus the cooks. He picks up an empty tankard and tries to blast Chalmun with a real haymaker, using the wooden cup to deliver something extra on the punch.

Action: Attack Chalmun using Improvised Weapon (wooden Tankard) and Divine Smite
[ +- ] Smite
OOC:
Note: Not looking to kill the guy, but hoping for a big spectacle non-lethal cup punch.
Bonus Action: if Improvised Weapon is hit, attempt Grapple (via Tavern Brawler Feature) v. Chalmun
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Rolls

Attack Improvised Weapon - (1d20+6)

(14) + 6 = 20

Damage - (1d4+4)

(2) + 4 = 6

Smite (if hit) - (2d8)

(66) = 12

Grapple Attempt: STR Athletics (if hit above) - (1d20+6)

(19) + 6 = 25

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Apr 24, 2018 5:09 pm
OOC:
Sick today, crawling back in bed. Will try to post tomorrow!
Apr 24, 2018 7:39 pm
OOC:
Get well soon, Len!
Apr 25, 2018 10:12 am
Round 4

Ybus dodges past the melee. Pushing past the double doors he beholds the filthiest kitchen he's ever seen. Dirty dishes and cookware are piled high in leaky wash basins crawling with vermin. A mangy dog looks up from gnawing at a bone in a grimy corner and growls at the halfling. To Ybus' right, a stairwell disappears into both an upper and a lower level.

Baracus faces the three remaining Adamantine Cooks (so named because their damn roast is tougher than iron...also because they're badasses). The half-orc fells Flay with a bone-crushing blow to the ribcage, and drives Puck into the floor with a vicious hammer fist. Morimoto is too fast for him though; his haymaker whistles past the cook's ear, missing by a mere inch. Morimoto slashes at Baracus' midsection with a large meat-cleaver. 10 slashing damage to Baracus.

With Rydler's guidance, Aishwarya drives her fist into Dopey's already bruised left side. The blow is perfectly placed but the dwarf's armor seems to absorb the force of it.

Harrison and Rufio pick up chairs and smash them against either side of Doc's head, knocking the dwarf to the ground, conscious but dazed. Hob holds open the rear exit door. "Come on! This way!" the halfling cries, clearly enjoying himself as much as his horned captain.

Aditya scurries towards Urban who after clearing a path for the fat Pradeshi grabs a tankard and slams it with righteous fury into Chalmun's temple. The big, hairy man sways for a moment, then falls to the floor like a plank of wood. Valrakas laughs uproariously and slaps Urban on the shoulder. The minotaur's bellowing mirth turns the heads of several of the city guards. One of them points at your group.
OOC:
Still to act this round: Erden.

Rolls

Morimoto vs. Baracus - (1d20+2, 1d6)

1d20+2 : (20) + 2 = 22

1d6 : (6) = 6

Ash vs. Dopey (Help from Rydler) - (1d20+2, 1d20+2, 1d4+2)

1d20+2 : (8) + 2 = 10

1d20+2 : (3) + 2 = 5

1d4+2 : (2) + 2 = 4

Crit vs. Baracus - (1d6)

(4) = 4

Apr 25, 2018 1:11 pm
Erden laughs loudly, having given up on trying to take this seriously, and swings his staff at the head of the nearest enemy, looking for a knockout blow.

Rolls

Attack! - (1d20+2, 1d8)

1d20+2 : (13) + 2 = 15

1d8 : (8) = 8

Apr 26, 2018 6:14 pm
Erden whacks Dopey upside the head, knocking several of the dwarf's teeth loose. Dopey hits the floor with a vacuous smile on his face. Valrakas uses his horns to toss Morimoto like a bale of hay into the approaching guards, halting their progress. Nothing now stands in between you and either escape through the back door or following Ybus into the kitchen.

What do you do?
OOC:
Enemies:
Chalmun: unconscious
Battle Cook 1 (Batali): unconscious
Battle Cook 2 (Flay): unconscious
Battle Cook 3 (Morimoto): neutralized
Battle Cook 4 (Puck): unconscious
Dwarf 1 (Grumpy): unconscious
Dwarf 2 (Dopey): unconscious
Dwarf 3 (Doc): prone, stunned
Apr 26, 2018 6:47 pm
Ybus looks around the immediate vicinity for something to eat, preferably already prepared, but he's not picky. Should there not be anything, Ybus considers the stairs to the lower level.

Rolls

Perception - (1d20+4)

(19) + 4 = 23

Apr 27, 2018 1:24 am
When Chalnum goes down and Valrakas belts out his hearty laughter, Urban says out loud among the Iron Chefs, "I am no cook, but I think that he is well done."

Immensely satisfied with the timely quip, Urban pushes Aditya along towards the back door.

The brawny Cysgerian starts tipping tables and tossing bar stools forward towards the center of the room once he sees the group has traveled past. He looks around for Rydler and continues to toss obstacles between the group and the moving crowd.

When he sees Rydler, Urban calls out while still working on barricading the escape route, "Rydler! I decked the head chef just a few moments ago. When he went down, I said, "I'm no cook, boys, but I think he is well done." "

Tipping over a table, Urban continues to yell out to Rydler in the chaos, "I said it right next to the other cooks, before they were knocked out. So they heard me say, "I think he's well done" about their boss. Because he was blacked out."

Nodding in satisfaction to Rydler, Urban slings one last chair one-handed and then covers the others moving out the door.

Movement: to the rear door and then out if the group is clear
Action: tip and throw furniture (hoping to create Difficult Terrain for pursuers)
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Apr 27, 2018 4:27 am
Rydler returns a confused look to Urban "I deal in riddles, friend, not paltry puns. I'm the opposite of ill, followed by a synonym of finished. I'm perfection throughout, continue further and you risk getting burned. What am I?" He calls back over the revelry and debauchery.

"Riddles invoke thinking, inspire thoughts, and enlighten minds; puns are distastefully clever, at best." Rydler attempts to pocket a final side pouch before he exits
OOC:
Action: Sleight of Hand.

Rolls

Thievy bits - (1d20+8)

(18) + 8 = 26

Apr 27, 2018 7:40 am
Rydler: there's no one near enough for thieving unless you're stealing from one of the downed dwarves or cooks, in which case I'd say it's auto-success. That brings you up to a total of two pouches filched.

Ybus: There's a half-eaten plate of poutine on the counter but you'll have to get past the growling dog to get to it. Peering down the stairwell there's flickering torchlight down there. Listening, you hear nothing. It's probably the cellar/larder. Then again, could be something else.

Still to act: Baracus & Erden. Urban's barricade action comes last.

We are still in combat initiative. NPC's have slipped out the back.
Apr 27, 2018 8:07 am
OOC:
In that case, if a check isn't needed, would I be able to pick up two pouches, totaling three?
Apr 27, 2018 10:55 am
OOC:
I think stealing from an unconscious target would be easier but not necessarily faster. How about this: I will let you use your Move action for some extra thievery but you could potentially get left behind and depending on how things shake out (would probably involve some more checks in the next round/s), might get arrested. Sound fair?

Urban: IF Rydler sticks around I imagine it will impact "if the group is clear" so if it comes to that I will allow you to amend your action if you wish. And let's not forget, you all saw Ybus disappear into the kitchen.
Apr 27, 2018 1:19 pm
Baracus high fives Valrakus for the assist with the remaining Adamtine Chef. He looks at the gash Morimoto gave him and laughs. Not a laugh of contempt, but a laugh of joy. This was a good day.

He considered defeating the town guard as well, but he could feel that his father's eye was no longer upon him. It was time to move on.

He looked back at Ybus and wondered if he needed to intervene, but then thought better of it. He would come in his own time, and needed nobody to take care of him.

Baracus ducked his head and strode out the exit behind Aishwarya.
[ +- ] stats
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Apr 27, 2018 3:39 pm
OOC:
Even with a bonus action dash? If negative, I'll swallow my pride and only take one in order to not be left behind.
Apr 27, 2018 3:58 pm
OOC:
Cunning Action FTW! Do it! That will bring your total up to 3 purses. If you like, specify which two fools you're robbing.
Apr 27, 2018 9:00 pm
Rydler strains his time as he relieves Chalmun and Dopey of their belt purse. Seeing the group rendezvous outside, he quick steps and fades into the night.
Apr 28, 2018 3:17 pm
"Let's get outta here!" Erden calls to his friends, moving out the door, "Ybus will find his way out, he always does!"
Apr 28, 2018 3:17 pm
"Let's get outta here!" Erden calls to his friends, moving out the door, "Ybus will find his way out, he always does!"
Apr 29, 2018 11:46 pm
Quote:
There's a half-eaten plate of poutine on the counter but you'll have to get past the growling dog to get to it. Peering down the stairwell there's flickering torchlight down there. Listening, you hear nothing. It's probably the cellar/larder. Then again, could be something else.
What do you do, Ybus?
Apr 30, 2018 5:23 am
Ybus holds his hand up, twiddling the fingers in greeting. Of course, his true intention is revealed by the spectral Mage Hand that clasps the poutine and carries it in mid-air towards his waiting arms.

Not one to skimp, Ybus tosses the dog a few pieces from the plate, and heads downstairs.
Apr 30, 2018 7:48 pm
Ybus: Heading down the stairs you find a small, rat-infested larder lit with oil lamps. Beyond is a large, darkened cellar. You can barely make out a door set in the south wall. On closer inspection you find the heavy iron door engraved with two intertwined serpents. The door is ever so slightly ajar.

What do you do?
Apr 30, 2018 8:06 pm
Ybus eats the poutine, savoring the gravy no matter how well (or unwell) it is. Spying the door, he sends his Mage Hand with bits of food back up the stairs to tempt the dog into the larder. Assuming the mangy mutt follows, Ybus will fling the food into the opening.
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Apr 30, 2018 8:13 pm
"Quickly now, get th' cousins home. Me boys an' I'll lead th' guards on a merry chase." Valrakas laughs. The minotaur turns to Aishwariya, "Ye'll find th' Kestrel in Smuggler's Cove. Bring th' contract an' th' goods." A crash and a thud at the door tells you the guards are moments from breaking through the barricade.

You melt into the night and make your way back to the Aunties' house. You all are spared a scolding when Ash reports on the success of the negotiations with Valrakas. Auntie Sunitha wastes not a single moment before setting things in motion: runners are immediately dispatched to Smuggler's Cove to see to the loading of goods onto the Kestrel.

Auntie Rasya tells you the Golden child is sleeping in the room adjoining Aishwarya's.
Rydler's pickpocket gains:

Ramirez's doeskin purse:
• 5 gold goins
• a silk handkerchief
• a single pearl earring worth 48gp
• a vial of perfume worth 5gp
[ +- ] • a love letter
Chalmun's cracked leather pouch:
• a hairball
• a piece of stale cheese
• a bone talisman
• an iron key in the shape of two intertwined serpents

Dopey's black sealskin pouch:
• a severed finger wearing a ring worth 50gp
• 4 silver coins
• 3 copper coins
[ +- ] • a crumpled parchment

OOC:
Ybus' side-adventure will continue. Anything else the rest of you want to do before finally calling it a day?
Apr 30, 2018 8:26 pm
Ybus: After only a moment's hesitation the mutt squeezes through the door and scarfs down the food, then returns to peer at you expectantly. The passageway is dark, but there's an unlit torch in a sconce.
Apr 30, 2018 8:39 pm
"Come on, pup," says Ybus to his new friend, and makes his way through the door. His Mage Hand picks up the torch, and he casts Light upon the business end.
May 1, 2018 12:18 am
Rydler throws the pouches into his backpack for later division, keeping the crumpled parchment, and makes his way to Aishwariya's room. He stops briefly to look in on the Golden Child before knocking on Aishwariya's door, softly as to not disturb the child in the next room but loud enough to be heard.
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May 1, 2018 5:31 am
Baracus smiles all the way back to the Aunties' house. He collects small, smooth stones along the way.

Once inside, he pays the Golden Child's room a visit. He offers the sleeping child-god of war an offering, leaving the weapons of the Adamantine Chefs at his doorstep. Then he makes his way to the roof with his stone collection, where he intends to meditate under the stars stacking the stones in sacred geometries before going to bed.
May 1, 2018 7:17 am
As he walks into the passage beyond the door, Ybus shares his poutine with the dog. His Mage Hand floats obediently ahead to illuminate the way.
May 1, 2018 7:41 am
Ybus

By the light of your magically lit torch you follow the featureless stone corridor for several hundred feet. The mangy mutt at your heels seems accustomed to this place. The underground passage twists and turns but seems to be heading west. At length you come upon a T-intersection. A corridor similar to the one you've just come through leads north and south. In front of you is another door engraved with the twined snakes, except this one is made of bronze, and locked tight.

What now?
Rydler

"Just a moment!" Ash calls breathlessly from inside. "Oh, it's you.." It's obvious she was expecting someone else, but she quickly recovers, "Can't sleep either? That was some crazy shit, huh?"
May 1, 2018 11:21 am
"Sleep finds me just fine; I'm a late sleeper. I'm sorry to interrupt but I felt it best to give you this now, in case it holds any worth to you, and give you a chance to sleep on it." Rydler holds out the crumpled piece of parchment "I know not if this is a wide spread call or a hired hit, if the latter though, I could see it beneficial for the relationship to your new business partner if you inform him."
May 1, 2018 12:24 pm
OOC:
Yo, DM Jabes. Sorry I've been radio silence. Trying to catch up.
Below are ideas, but at a bit of a rewind; not sure if it's too far gone. I'll adjust however is necessary if it doesn't fit.
When the group escapes and rallies outside of the tavern, Urban is fully satisfied. It was a thrilling brawl, and he is still relishing the excitement.

When the confusion dies down, Urban does a head count and sees to no surprise that Ybus is missing from the line up. He remembers last seeing his halfling companion heading towards the kitchen.

Urban checks with Aishwarya. She was already stunningly beautiful. Now that Urban had seen her in action, he was all the more enamored with her. "Are you alright?" he asks. "What a city! Thanks for taking us through all of the charming local spots." Urban is briefly lost in her eyes. "We should come back to this place again sometime when it's less crowded," he says with a wry smile, nodding sarcastically across the street at the ruckus with the guards bursting out wrangling with rough-housers.

After the short talk, Urban circles with Erdan. "I'll hang back and scoop up Ybus when he gets out. We'll catch up back at the manor shortly."

Urban gives a pound (fist tap) to Rydler and Barracus each, and quick comments about the brawl. With that, Urban parts ways with the group and tries to find a few hidden spots for overwatch. He takes up a stakeout stance, falling back to avoid any the sweeps of the guards as necessary, but returning to look for emergence of Ybus from the upper floor balconies or windows, front or back door, or possibly a door that emerges out from the kitchen or basement.

Urban also keeps eyes among any of the crowd who are arrested, knowing it is even possible that Ybus ends up being one of them.
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May 1, 2018 6:23 pm
"What do you think?" Ybus asks the dog. "Will we find something interesting down this way, or that? This door's very nice, though; I bet it would make a wonderful masthead!"

Almost as quickly as the thought was voiced, Ybus' expression changes. "Eh. Don't like snakes." He heads south.
May 4, 2018 5:32 pm
Rydler:

"Oh, Valrakas will just laugh that off! Lots of people would love to see him dead, plus he's wanted by the law. Heck, even Auntie Sunitha put a hit on him once!" Ash chuckles. "Then again, this says they want him alive, and his first mate along with him. Maybe whoever put this out is owed money. You're right, we can show this to him and he can owe us. Thanks, Rydler!"
Ybus:

You reckon north would head towards the bay, while south would head inland. As you turn left and head south, you begin to wonder what Chalmun uses these tunnels for. They appear to be much older than the tavern. Perhaps even he doesn't know whatever secrets they hold. Eventually, after more twists and turns, you come upon a set of stairs leading up to another iron door. Pushing through you find yourself in another cellar, but this one is spotlessly clean, and stocked with fine wines. From upstairs you hear soft music and laughter. You spot the other person in the room shaped like a man with the furred shanks of a goat, an instant before he spots you.

"Who might you be?!" the faun asks in a honeyed voice. A beringed hand fingers the fine gold chain resting on his bare chest. "Well hello there, Bruno," he says, recognizing the mutt you came here with. The tone towards the dog is friendly though accompanied by a wrinkling of the nose. "Where's Chalmun, huh?"
Urban:
You stake the place out for an hour but there's no sign of Ybus even after things quiet down. You do learn a few things though from overheard snippets of conversation:

"...gang war in the lower east quarter...quieted down come Dasai but word is it's the calm before the storm..."

"...contract on that bastard Valrakas...350 gold is a lotta money..."

"...new drug floatin' around them posh places like th' Mandala an' th' Tumescent Faun ... Blue Sky, they calls it...wizard what cooks it calls hisself Heisenberg..."
May 4, 2018 8:50 pm
"I'm the dog walker," Ybus replies. "Chal-Mein's kinda busy. Ain't tol' me the dog's name." As though still on the job, Ybus heads for the stairs.
May 5, 2018 12:30 pm
"The dog w--" The faun, confused, moves to bar your way up the steps. Recovering quickly, he continues, "Any friend of Chalmun's is a friend of mine. I am Archelaus, and this is my place, the Tumescent Faun." he bows elaborately, then chuckles, "Well, this is the cellar, anyhow. If only Chalmun had directed you to the front door instead, you would have been given a proper welcome! But I daresay etiquette has never been our friend Chalmun's strong suit!" Archelaus beckons you up the stairs. "Come, my friend, I am sure we can find something here to suit your appetites."

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As Archelaus leads you on you realize the Tumescent Faun is no inn or tavern, but an upscale brothel. The common room is richly furnished with fine tapestries, curtains, and artwork. A harpist plucks at his instrument sensuously as patrons recline languidly on cushions in various states of undress and arousal. Servers criss-cross the floor bearing fine food and wine, as well as other enticements. The Tumescent Faun caters to every taste, staffing both male and female prostitutes, any of which will provide pleasure to men or women, if the customer is so inclined.

From a divan in the center of the room a figure rises sinuously, enrobed in diaphanous silks and opium smoke. Her hair is coiffed to show off her exquisite features and sensuous neck. She glides up to whisper something in Archelaus' ear.

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"My friend, this is Satsuki. She runs the place for me when I'm...err, otherwise occupied. Everdearest blossom, this is a friend sent here by Chalmun. What did you say your name was?"
May 5, 2018 3:10 pm
As the first hour leads towards another, Urban faces it that he must have missed Ybus somehow. Maybe the halfling ducked out earlier with the crowd? Maybe he slipped by on one side of the building while Urban was watching the other?

At this point though, Ybus is on his own. Urban remains a bit worried, but turns the corner on it and starts making his way back to the manor house.

On the way Urban keeps his eyes peeled for would-be nighttime bushwhackers, but his mind drifts off again to Aishwarya. What a woman!

Then his mind drifts off to something else: the ongoing debate between Carminius of Leiden and Prior Alvin Noyan who writes under the sign moniker of "Pink". These two wise men had been corresponding by letter for more than six years now, debating predestination versus free will. The letters had been made available for rewrite in Cadarnle, and Urban had read copies of them all last year.

Both men made sound arguments, but Urban could not decide which claim was more compelling. They could not both be correct though. Impossible! The assertions were mutually exclusive to one another.

It had been a real quandary for Urban, and he was often quite melancholy about it all.
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May 5, 2018 4:43 pm
Ybus pops another bit of poutine into his mouth, then shakes any offered hands with greasy abandon. "Dog Walker," he says again. "That's D-A-U-U-E-G V-A-U-W-L-K-R. The V is silent."

He lowers the plate to Bruno's level, letting the dog lick and gobble up the scraps. "Well, your Pubescent Fawn is lovely decor, but the dog needs his potty break and he ain't housebroke... Unless you're into that."

Once again, with the dedication of a job still to accomplish, Ybus makes for the exit.
May 5, 2018 5:13 pm
The oversexed faun and the perfumed, drugged-out lady don't know what to make of Ybus. In any case, they don't want to keep the mangy dog on the premises any longer than necessary. Archelaus summons the doorman, a gaudily-dressed dwarf named, Jorgus, who escorts the halfling to the front door and on his way. "Come back anytime!" he says with a wink.

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By the time he's out the door, however, Ybus runs out of poutine, and Bruno slinks off into the night.

Ybus, you're standing on the front porch of The Tumescent Faun. The artfully lewd illustration of the satyr on the establishment's sign bears a striking resemblance to the owner that you just met.

What now?
May 5, 2018 5:34 pm
Rydler nods "I will leave the parchment with you then. Have a good night, Lady Aishwarya." With another nod, he begins to depart, passing by the room the child is in, he holds a finger up and heads back to Aishwarya "And do try to keep it down if who you were expecting pays a visit. Or at least, navigate to a room not adjacent to the Child; she needs her sleep." With a final nod "Lady Aishwarya." he departs.
May 5, 2018 6:20 pm
OOC:
In order to speed things up, I'll list a series of actions I'd like to take. Feel free to interrupt at any time.
Ybus holds the plate above his head like an umbrella, poutine-side up. He seeks out an isolated alley about 50 feet from the Tumescent Faun, looking for any discarded crates or broken barrels, humming a wordless sea shanty as he does. He looks for a small piece of wood, something he can wrap a bit of string around and tuck into his pocket.

Spending the next 10 minutes humming and wood-finding, Ybus conjures an Unseen Servant. He then breaks the plate across his knee, hands one of the sharpened shards to the servant, and mentally directs it to carve "embellishments" into the illustration, using his own... refined tastes. He finds a comfortable spot in the alley, staying out of sight from his servant's work, and rests for an hour.

Rest fulfilled, Ybus takes his belaying pin and taps his own nose while holding out his other hand, and watches as his body fades from view. Under the effects of the Invisibility spell, Ybus leaves the alley and casually inspects his servant's handiwork, before turning to make his way back to the compound.

Hopefully there are still some leftover samosas.
May 8, 2018 7:55 pm
Early the next morning you awake to a breakfast of lentil pancakes and chutney, a refreshing change from all the rich food from the feast the night before. The Golden Child beams happily at you when you collect her, and seems eager to be on her way home. Before you set out, she confers a blessing on the entire household. On the short trip across town the child insists on sitting with Baracus, holding the half-orc's hand (more like clasping his big pinky finger in her tiny hand).
OOC:
I'm going to pause here to give you space to specify any preparations you make before going to the temple. Does Ybus tell the others about any of the things he saw? Does Urban share any of the things he overheard? Does Rydler share any of the pickpocketing loot?
May 8, 2018 8:10 pm
Ybus volunteers nothing of last night's experience. He hums a bawdy tale involving a merrow, sahuagin, and an unlucky sea cucumber, though of course no words are revealed so it's really left to the imagination that the halfling is referring to those creatures.

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May 8, 2018 8:23 pm
Ybus sits beside him. Urban is finishing up telling a story to Barracus over breakfast.

"...so he hits the ground like a sack of bricks. Bang! The bag flies out of his hand. Right into the grease pit! I look over at the money-changer, he's already pissed his pants. Now I'm picking up the cage of chickens, I look over and say to him, 'That's the way it is, fatso. EVERBODY pays full price.'"

"Ha!" Urban laughs as he shoves in another whole pancake into his mouth. Chewing it and still smiling in satisfaction, he looks at Barracus for reaction.

Then he sees Rydler and Erdan walk in, and quickly switches to another subject.

"Hey, did you guys hear that that bull guy has a price on his head? The minotaur? with the horns?" Urban describes Valrakas. "350 gold! Serious money. Sounds like some takers on it too."

Urban takes a pancake out of Ybus' plate and eats it. Staring Ybus down briefly with a faux angry face.

He continues his line of thought with little delay. "Seemed like a pretty good guy. Solid brawler," Urban raises a cup of milk in a sort of toast at the idea, and then guzzles it down in one quick gulp. "Plus he's a partner with the Aunties still. Maybe we should catch up with him, give him a warning. What do you think?" he asks to the whole crowd.
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May 8, 2018 8:51 pm
Ybus doesn't seem to notice the disappearing pancakes because an Unseen Servant keep plopping them onto his plate. "Ye ain't wantin' to get on 'is bad side, lest ye like lightning bolts wiping your bung hole."
May 9, 2018 1:36 am
"I have already informed Lady Aishwarya of the bounty on the minotaur's head. Last night, during the choas, I swiped a piece of paper off of a table; it was a letter asking for Copperhorn and Harrison, alive. I assume we need to officially meet him again today, Lady Aishwarya will give him the parchment then."

Rydler tugs on Ybus' earlobe "Manners, Ybus. At least, while at the table, in front of the Child." Using the earlobe tug as a distraction, he also relieves the halfling of another pancake.
OOC:
What pickpocketing loot? :)
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May 9, 2018 2:18 am
"Manner ain't done shigh-t except when knowin' who gets first crack-a-the rum," Ybus complains. "Ey, Kabin-Boi, give me mate s'more of the flappers since he can't be arsed to get his own."

The Unseen Servant dutifully complies, piling pancakes onto Rydler's plate one at a time without stopping.

Ybus winks at the Child. "This linguistic lesson be free to use on yer elders, with the Sea's blessing."
May 10, 2018 4:23 am
Baracus eats no food this morning, drinking only hot water. Eating 10 lbs. of chilli peppers yesterday has taken a toll on the Half-Orc's digestive system. He makes only nominal grunts of acknowledgement as his friends engage in banter. Baracus is in a sour mood, and it is plain for everyone to see (and smell).
Jabes.plays.RPG says:
Before you set out, she confers a blessing on the entire household.
Baracus lowers himself to his hands and knees before the tiny Goddess of War and bows his head three times, as is the custom in Qinglai. Baracus doesn't fuck around with respect.
Jabes.plays.RPG says:
On the short trip across town the child insists on sitting with Baracus, holding the half-orc's hand (more like clasping his big pinky finger in her tiny hand).
Baracus is honoured to escort the tiny Goddess, and despite his turbulent stomach and the smell of civilization everywhere, he maintains the outward appearance of calm, but it hangs by mere threads.
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May 10, 2018 1:40 pm
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A dreadful wailing fills the air as you near the temple of Skandrana (god of war) and Varhu (goddess of protection) who are both one and the same deity. You enter the gates and find yourselves in a courtyard stained with old and fresh blood amid countless devotees pierced by skewers and hung from hooks embedded in their flesh. At first you think the moaning and wailing are cries of pain but when the Golden Child appears the mourning turns to cheering and joyful weeping. Priests rush forward and after the Child blesses them they gently remove the skewers from the avatar's face. All the devotees then free themselves from their own hooks and piercings. Many collapse from fatigue, relief, and blood loss. The Child blesses the congregation, and wounds are soothed if not completely healed. The Child's own smiling face is miraculously unmarred.

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Through gestures, and with the chief priest as interpreter, the Golden Child communicates to the congregation that your group saved her life. The awestruck worshipers crowd around you adoringly, fighting amongst themselves for a chance to touch their new heroes.
May 10, 2018 1:47 pm
Erden walks quietly on the other side of the child to watch and make sure that she is truly not bothered by her mutilations. He's not fully satisfied at the end of the walk, but is willing to let it go for now.

When they arrive and start getting crowded in, Erden becomes uncomfortable and yanks on Baracus' hand twice, the sign to lift him up to his shoulders.
May 10, 2018 4:51 pm
Urban takes in the sights of Skandrana Varhu temple. The scene here is undoubtedly shocking, but Urban is used to studying religion and knows that different beliefs lead to wildly different tradition and ceremony.

He wonders what this devotion is all about. In a mix of his own curiosity about the worship system and a slight skepticism about the true intentions of these monks, Urban tries to promote a conversation with one of the lead priests. He asks if he can be taught the basic tenets of the religion with a tour of the temple and some participation or viewing of ceremonies as possible.
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Jabes, Urban is trying to push this a bit further. He is a little worried about the kid, wondering if there is a sinister side to this organization. Are they somehow wrapped up in a deeper plot or have something to hide?
On a different angle that feeds the same intent, because of his internal stress about truth and purpose Urban drinks up religion and philosophy like a quick stop by Starbuck's. He's also just interested in seeing what this group's religious claims are. Do they have any wise men who talk a good game?
Wanting to see what is possible then on a slight diversion, whether it is something serious or just fluff I'm game either way - and also don't want to continue to split the party on the game side of this.

Some dice below for a dash of percentiles on the scene if you need it.
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Rolls

Persuasion - (1d20+5)

(16) + 5 = 21

Insight - (1d20)

(17) = 17

Religion - (1d20+4)

(20) + 4 = 24

May 10, 2018 7:48 pm
"Hey, lassie," Ybus says to the Child, miming hand gestures. "Here's some foine signs t' give folk what ail ya. Remember yer lessons!"
May 12, 2018 4:36 pm
Baracus is deeply moved by the beautiful religious service. The blood, flesh, and lamentations remind him of Gruumshmas back home. It is difficult to be grumpy. He ignores the crowds, but eagerly joins Urban in his discussion with the head priest. He declares in his booming voice:

"I also wish to learn about Skandrana and Varhu!"

At some point in the conversation, Baracus turns to Urban:

"Urban, are your gods as strong as Skandrana and Varhu?"
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May 12, 2018 8:24 pm
"I'm not sure," Urban answers Barracus. "These powers seem quite strong," he says as he watches yet another devout and bleeding monk lowered down off of a racking of chain hook skewers.

Urban keeps it to himself that his uncertainty was about which gods he even believed in, much less how strong they were.
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May 15, 2018 5:09 am
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At length, the Golden Child gestures for you to escort her into the temple proper. The chief priest steps forward, raises his staff of office (a stylized trident) and ceremoniously jabs the butt end against the doors, causing them to swing open slowly amid cheers from the assemblage.

You step into a modest main hall. In the far end is an alcove where the child avatar ascends to sit her throne, flanked by statues of the two aspects of the god: warlike Skandrana, conqueror and destroyer, and gentle Varhu, protector, healer, restorer.

Once the child avatar is enthroned the priest officially welcomes you to the temple of Skandrana Varhu, and to address Urban and Baracus' questions about the sect.
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While I hadn't planned to flesh out the religions too much, I welcome the unexpected challenge and recognize it as a worthwhile opportunity to learn this particular aspect of world-building: religions/cults/belief systems.

HOWEVER, given the intensely negative reaction elicited by the face piercings from almost all the PC's I hesitate to roleplay a religious debate. So I will do it via a brief infodump narration.

But I'm still working on it. In the meantime feel free to RP amongst yourselves.
May 15, 2018 6:35 am
"Are you two getting married?" Ybus asks. "I call flower girl!"
May 15, 2018 11:51 am
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I'm always up for a debate, regardless of content. I frequently have debates with atheists about my own religion, so fake religions are no trouble :-)
Erden smiles at Ybus' outburst and shakes his head. If the halfling hadn't been so damn reliable all these years, Erden would swear that he was totally insane.

After a moment, Erden decides to show respect and places his hands together in front of his chest and offers a bow to both statues and then the child.

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May 15, 2018 2:45 pm
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Have no fear, Jabes. Most characters may have been negative, but Players have thick skin and no axe to grind. I'm sure we'll dig whatever you send.
Urban surveys the scene and follows the ceremonies that he sees underway. He watches the behavior of the priests and participants, and also soaks in all that he can notice about the statues and iconography.

Attempt to assess the surroundings with Divine Sense, to see if there is anything exceptional about the crowd or the site.
[ +- ] Paladin Divine Sense
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May 17, 2018 11:19 am
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Urban senses nothing evil nor sinister here. The man before you radiates an aura of good.
The chief priest, Sashvar, shows you around the temple. The man has the bearing of a soldier but his eyes are as soft and kind as a midwife's. The temple is small and poor but Sashvar speaks with pride.

"The gods of Pradesh are old; older than even the Titans, who ruled for millenia before Lathander, Tempus and your new gods ascended to godhood," he begins, his eyes flicking over Rydler's amulet.

"Skandrana and Varhu are among the first of Gajenndra's innumerable offspring. Though all Pradeshi worship the twin-gods-who-are-one, this sect is for those who pay them special devotion. Among these are warriors and healers." As he says this, you pass some devotees tending to their fellows' self-inflicted wounds. In another corner, some members of the city guard. If any of them recognize you from last night's brawl they show no indication of it.

"Sometimes the two aspects are at odds with each other. For example, Varhu healers are allowed - even encouraged - to administer narcotics to patients, but Skandrana warriors are forbidden from taking any form of pain-numbing medicine."

"Every 170 years one of the aspects walks upon the earth by filling a child vessel - an avatar. The selection of an avatar is celebrated with a day of ritual mortification of the flesh. This cycle Varhu blesses us with her avatar, but we despaired when the Golden Child was stolen away."

Sashvar peers at you intently. "To tell you the truth when you Cysergians showed up I thought the devotees would tear you apart. Only the Child prevented that. Perhaps fearing our faith might prove fertile ground for rebellion, your government has long suppressed our sect, short of outlawing it altogether." The priest shakes his head.

"The Child says you are not spies, and so we, the faithful, believe her. And I will not speak the questions in my mind. But know this: Cysegrian spies ARE out there today and have marked you. Tread carefully now in Pradesh. If you ever require aid you will find it here."
May 17, 2018 3:56 pm
Ybus pipes in, "So them rituals with the kabobs, does it have some sort of divine meaning if you stab yer ear, versus someplace else? Like, does it make ya close to royalty if you decide you gonna go down there instead-a up here?"
May 17, 2018 4:23 pm
The priest chuckles. "One simply does as one's faith urges. It is for the god to decide the worthiness of an offering."

You pass a large tapestry depicting an ancient battle. Elite Pradeshi forces mounted on war elephants decimate Cysegrian heavy cavalry whose horses are mired in the mud of the Bandar Marsh east of the city.
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Anyone who wants to can make a History check. Roll above 12 and you can tell the story of the battle depicted by the tapestry.
May 17, 2018 8:20 pm
Erden inspects the tapestry. Something about it seems familiar...
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EDIT: Maybe Erden's past life was there!
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Rolls

History - (1d20+5)

(20) + 5 = 25

May 17, 2018 8:24 pm
Ybus hooks his thumbs behind his wide belt. "Oh yeh, I gots plenty o' them urges," he chortles while elbowing Baracus, then pauses and looks to the ground in thought. "Huh. What in the hells were they?"
May 17, 2018 10:55 pm
Baracus's deep thought is interrupted by Ybus's elbow. How can one god be two gods? He thinks to the two-headed Ettin, which roams the mountains of Qinglai, but it doesn't seem to fit. How can one thing be two things? Would you not be at constant war within yourself at all times? He furrows his brow. Something has struck a nerve, and he decides to sleep on it.

He barely even registers the warnings about the Cysegrian spies. Like flies around horses, there were always Cysegrian spies buzzing around Baracus and his friends.

Baracus glances over at the tapestry, then dismisses it. Pictures are inadequate to describe a battlefield. Only a song, deep and full-blooded, can capture the essence of war and the glory of victory.
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Rolls

History check - (1d20+0)

(8) = 8

May 18, 2018 3:08 am
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Should've been more clear: @Naatkinson has the option of making up the story (given the details already established). Not required, but an option. :-)
May 18, 2018 3:34 am
"Is that the Battle of the Bandar Marsh?" Erden asks the man, almost totally convinced that he's correct. Upon receiving confirmation, he nods, "My father had a piece that was strikingly similar to this, actually. Said he kept it to remind him of the folly of overconfidence."

"'Twas a great many years ago... Cysegar and Pradesh were at war, with Cysegar claiming victory in the first, minor battles. Their momentum continued to grow as they pushed into Pradeshi territory, winning skirmish after skirmish. The general, Harznig Delethor, was considered to be the best of the times, but he grew overconfident, sure that they would win any battle against the 'uncultured swine'," at this, he offers a smile and an apologetic shrug, "So it was, one morning, that he pressed westward into Pradeshi lands, pushing them further and further back... almost too easily. As he realized his mistake, it was too late. The elephant riders came out of their hidden camps and pressed the horsemen back, all the way into the boggiest part of the Marsh. The elephants, being so large, had little trouble with the swamp, but the horses were not so fortunate."

"Harznig's overconfidence lost them a full two-thirds of the entire army's mounted forces, a loss that was impossible to come back from. Not long after, peace was brokered between the two, but Harznig never recovered from the devastating loss. He packed up and left Cysegar, never to be seen again."
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That was fun!
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May 18, 2018 5:02 am
Baracus listens intently to Erden's tale, and looks again at the tapestry. Erden's words bring the images to life, and fill Baracus's imagination with glorious imagery.

Baracus remembers a time when Erden would tell many stories, but since the incident that sent them into exile, he has noticed that Erden has not been the same. He rests a hand on his shoulder.

Good story, Erden. I would like to fight an elephant one day.
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Awesome story, Naat!
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May 18, 2018 3:55 pm
Urban takes in all of Sashvar's pronouncements. His attention was captured by the claim that these Pradeshi gods were in power before the Titans. Could that be true? Judging by the smallness of this temple, the power of these gods did not seem to be a challenge to the historic Titans.

Still though, Urban is drawn in by the devotion of these priests and monks. Their discipline was exceptional. It did seem that they had some understanding of ancient mystery.

Urban tries to continue an open conversation with Sashvar, wondering if he might be allowed to read copies of the religion's sacred texts, exposition letters by renowned priests or speakers, or hear any oral recitations that have been passed down to proclaim the core teachings of Skandrana, Varhu, or Gajenndra.

As he often does when around holy sites and religious leaders, Urban drifts away from other distractions. He quickly immerses in investigative study and exchange, with a genuine sincerity.
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Jabes, I'm not trying to obligate you for any further dissertation about the religion, just trying to flesh out Urban's response of nerding out and diving into a study of a new religion. He's a junkie for this sort of thing, so he would try to plug in for the deeper review if allowed (though he's not going to sign up for self-mutilation. Ha!), but the details I know may not be worthy of further and further posting. Just fluff here that can be off screen.
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May 18, 2018 5:19 pm
The priest seems pleased by Urban's interest. "You are welcome to visit our humble library, and we can talk some more. If you had only seen the fane of Skandrana Varhu before the Cysegrians tore it down 200 years ago! According to the histories it was a marvel, almost as large as the Great Temple of Gajenndra, and with a library to rival that of The Academy!"

At this point Baracus notices his offering of the Adamantine Chefs' weapons being brought into a side room, and this is where Sashvar leads you next. You find the Golden Child waiting for you in what appears to be a trophy room - prominently displayed are finely crafted weapons and armor and other items besides, not all of them of Pradeshi make. Here and there, alcoves cut into the wall and covered with panels of what might be crystal let in light from some external source to illuminate the room.

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Smiling at Baracus, the Golden Child points at his shortsword Xiphos. Sashvar turns to the half-orc, "One of the Thousand Swords. How did you come by it?" the priest gestures towards the weapon. "May I examine it?"
May 18, 2018 8:50 pm
"What's this do? What's that do?" Ybus says with glee, pointing to each artifact without even waiting for an explanation. His eyes settle on a small object. "Oooo, snakes..."
May 19, 2018 12:29 am
Rydler, keeping silent and his thoughts to himself since they've got here, stares up at the wall and finally speaks "Why does a key have a place amongst these weapons? It seems out of place."
May 19, 2018 3:41 am
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Clarification: there are plenty of other trinkets on display here, not just weapons and armor.
Sashvar follows Rydler's gaze. "Pradesh was built atop the ruins of an ancient city named Avruna. That key is believed to be one of six that each open doors leading to the tomb of a powerful Avrunan sorceress named Vashankala. The tomb is rumored to contain a powerful weapon, protected by a terrible curse. But no one has yet been able to find the other five keys, nor the location of any of the doors."
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To move forward I'm going to assume Baracus lets Sashvar examine Xiphos and tells him it was a gift.
The priest turns the weapon over in his hands. "Originally composed of members of a Pradeshi army that fought campaigns in Mykenai in the Far West, the Thousand Swords have guarded Pradesh for hundreds of years. Their loyalty and ferocity are legendary, and their weapons are of the finest make. The person who gave this to you might not have been aware of what I will tell you now: their swords are reproductions of one original. This might well be that original."

Sashvar hands the sword back to Baracus. "May it serve you well."
[ +- ] Xiphos
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The Golden Child gestures to Ybus next, and points to an item among the displays. "The Heart of the Ocean," Sashvar says as he fetches it for her, and she puts it around the halfling's neck.
[ +- ] Heart of the Ocean
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Erden is given what looks like a big, fat, half-smoked cigar.
[ +- ] Eastwood Cigar
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Urban is gifted with a small shield. It fits snugly over his arm, allowing it free movement.
[ +- ] Captain's Shield
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Stand by for Rydler's gift. :-)
May 19, 2018 6:04 am
Rydler stares at the key as he listens to its purpose and for a moment after that "Hmm. In that case," He removes his backpack and digs through it for a second before producing an iron key in the shape of two intertwined serpents and holds it to the Golden Child "Now you can have two of six."
May 19, 2018 8:07 am
Ybus begins to remove his coat. "Are we sleeping here?" he asks, in the process of stripping.

His arms halfway through his sleeves, Ybus gasps. "You gots a key, too! And Chow-Mein's got a door! You two were made for each other, and I hope you have many fat happy snake-lings."
May 19, 2018 12:59 pm
Baracus's sour mood is lifted as he enters the vault of artifacts. He moves through the display inspecting every detail of the beautiful weapons. He regards each notch and scratch the way a scholar might analyze the notes of a symphony. He inhales the weapon's aromas, the metals themselves each a unique blend from the regions they come from. His heart is lifted by the creativeness of the smith's designs - there truly is no limit to how to craft a weapon. A moment ago he would have laughed at these designs, the way he had scoffed at the Urumi from two days ago. Now, confronted with the vast array of battle-hardened weapons of every shape and style, he is humbled. A truly moving experience.
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Smiling at Baracus, the Golden Child points at his shortsword Xiphos. Sashvar turns to the half-orc, "One of the Thousand Swords. How did you come by it?" the priest gestures towards the weapon. "May I examine it?"
Baracus tells the tale of the Thousand Swords recruiter who gave it to him in Qinglai. Then, while lovingly caressing the blade, he explains:

It has been a good knife whether skinning animals, digging holes, or stabbing enemies.

When Shashvar tells him of the sword's heritage, Baracus is filled with laughter.

"Ha ha, little knife! You have played a joke on me all this time!"
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May 19, 2018 1:56 pm
Urban accepts the shield with a surprised expression that he cannot conceal. He is speechless. As he examines the shield his mind is filled with wonder. The things that this shield had witnessed - mighty deeds, legendary victories, tragic defeats. Visions fall over Urban like a heavy wave, and he falters for a moment, wondering if these images were only his imagination or something so much more.

He gathers himself to nod humbly at Sashvar, but still unsure of what words to speak to express his gratitude.

Before the Golden Child, Urban finds himself falling to one knee. Quietly he speaks, "You are a blessing to this place. To your city and people ...to me."

Not quite understanding why he is saying what he is, "I hope..." He shakes his head, barely noticeable, "...to prove worthy of this magnificent gift... and of your grace."

When she nods to him, he stands up and resets, as if clearing his head. He looks at the shield again and back at the child and Sashvar. To the priest, he says boldly and sincere "Thank you, Revered Sashvar."

Still studying the shield, he lifts it in display and says with pride, "Barracus! Have you ever seen anything like it on any battlefield? It is as if it was forged by a people from a time and place the I have never known but now long to."
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May 19, 2018 5:43 pm
He regards his friend Urban, who is touched deeply by the gift, almost shaken. He feels a kinship with him at that moment, which stirs him to speak at length:

"I know not the story of this shield, but the Golden Child did not gift it to you because you are worthy. I suspect everyone who wore that shield was unworthy at first. But it will not always be this way. Do not wallow in the shame of your inadequacy, which is most certainly vast. Instead, feel the hunger of your desire to prove yourself! Turn your feelings into your guiding star rather than a boulder that weighs you down. A warrior at war with himself cannot prevail."

He pauses and adds.

"I carry my father's axe - the greatest warrior my people have ever known. I too am most certainly unworthy of it and may never be. But I do not despair. This is my life's work, my purpose."

And then,

"Also, I will add: the shield looks good for punching things.
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May 20, 2018 7:35 pm
The Golden Child smiles brightly at Urban when the paladin kneels before her. She touches her little palm to his forehead. The awareness from your Divine Sense persists for the next hour.

When Rydler gives her Chalmun's iron key, the Golden Child's eyes flash with anger (directed at the key, not Rydler). "Where did you get this?!" Sashvar asks, but the Child motions sharply to the chief priest, and the man takes the key and locks it away in one of the crystal safes. Only when that is done does the avatar's serenity return. Speaking through the chief priest, she thanks Rydler and indicates the gift she has chosen for him. At first, Sashvar fetches and names the wrong item several times:
OOC:
From the moment you met him, whenever Sashvar spoke it's been in a movie trailer narrator voice.
"The John Woo Cloak of Billowing..." (as Sashvar says this, time seems to slow, and doves flutter about).
"The Wachowski Matrix..."
"The Shyamalan Sash..."
"The Tarantino Tarantula..."


At length, he finally gets it right and presents Rydler with a small, jeweled pin in the shape of a bird.
[ +- ] The Wondrous Robin
May 20, 2018 11:11 pm
Ybus drops his coat, draping it over Baracus' arm. He begins to unbutton his shirt, teasing the appearance of tattoos upon his chest, then places the necklace over his head and lets the amulet rest between his pectorals. That done, he starts to button his shirt while whistling a shanty.
May 21, 2018 4:00 am
When Ybus begins to disrobe, the Golden Child laughs and returns to her throne in the main hall, leaving you with Sashvar in the trophy room. The priest leads you to the library, as promised.
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You stay about an hour more on the temple grounds, during which time you become attuned to your items (except for Baracus, who is already attuned to Xiphos as he has had the sword for quite a while). Urban and Sashvar discuss religion and philosophy in the library. The priest also still wants to know where Rydler got the key. The rest of you, let me know if there's anything specific your PC wants to do during this time.

And after that, what's next?
May 21, 2018 4:51 pm
"He prob'ly got it from underneath the Putrescent Prawn," Ybus says casually to the priest's inquiry. "Them and Chawl-Mun got so many doors, they hafta mark 'em all the same."

The halfling hops up and down several times, testing the feel of the amulet. Satisifed, he hops up and down some more.
May 21, 2018 5:36 pm
Baracus wishes to meet the warriors of Skandrana. He would spend the hour sparring with them and listening their songs, if possible. While he fights, he will ask about the enemies of the Golden Child - their fighting styles and weakness. Privately, he would take their measure of these warriors' skill and prowess, and compare them against the armies that he has served with and fought against. How do they stack up?
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May 21, 2018 7:21 pm
As for what is next, Baracus usually allows fate to operate through the decisions of his friends. If you asked him, he would be most interested in waging war against the sect that attacked the Golden Child. But, he will follow the lead of others, believing that his fate is ever guided by outside forces.
May 21, 2018 8:27 pm
Urban indulges fully in the library, fascinated by the old scrolls and books and thoughtfully considering all of Sashvar's teachings. Urban is enamored with the idea that these teachings are so very ancient. He finds that his curiosity is only expanding about this sect of Pradeshi ritual religions.

Urban approaches Barracus and fields an idea, "Maybe we should take this new gear on a foray to confront whatever faction it is that kidnapped our girl. What did you say that guy was, some sort of rat king shape-shifter? Maybe we can track down him and his ilk, knock them down a peg or two while we're here in town."

Looking around at the monks, Sashvar, and the Golden Child herself, Urban adds sincerely, "This group has been kind to us. I don't like the idea of them being under threat."
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May 21, 2018 8:35 pm
Erden thanks them profusely for the cigar, "Your kindness and hospitality cannot be overstated," he says as he is given the gift.

He spends the rest of his time trying to get as much information as possible about their self-mutilation rituals and what their purpose is. He hopes to work his way to logically accepting the fate and place of the Golden Child in this temple.
May 22, 2018 5:54 pm
Sashvar peers at Ybus curiously. "Putrescent Prawn? I don't know where that is. Are you saying you've seen doors marked with the twin snakes? Just like the key?"
May 22, 2018 6:20 pm
Ybus takes his coat back from Baracus and begins to put it on. "Sure. It's down by the Ways-A-Way. Look for the erectile goat man."
May 22, 2018 6:33 pm
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Baracus spars and talks with Skandrana warriors and even learns one of their songs. He witnesses a wide variety of fighting styles and disciplines practiced by men, women, children, even grandmothers. This is a sight that reminds him of home. Of his father who is most certainly watching him. Baracus also befriends an old man named Gaurav, who retired from the Thousand Swords after taking an arrow in the knee and came here to became a monk. Gaurav offers his services as a guide if Baracus wishes to seek out their encampments and meet the vaunted guardians of Pradesh.

From Sashvar and some of the other monks, Erden gains a better understanding of the sect's self-mutilation rituals. Mortification of the flesh is a rite of purification. The sect places a good deal of importance in purity of the body. Hence, Skandrana warriors are celibate, and Varhu healers do not consume meat. Still, the extreme mutilations the group witnessed today are only permitted every 170 years, for 3 days after a new avatar is chosen by the god/dess.

As for the Golden Child, before she was chosen she had a normal life. Now her place is here in the temple fulfilling ceremonial duties. Varhu will vacate her body when she reaches puberty whereupon she may choose to return to her parents or stay at the temple and live out her life a monk.

After listening to your account of the fight against Sardo Numspa and his rat minions, Sashvar leans back and strokes his beard. "They stole her away two nights ago, just hours after she was chosen. A demon, you say? This is very troubling. I have no knowledge of this Sardo Numspa and what his designs might be, but we may not have seen the last of him. If you wish to seek him out, the rats might provide a clue: there once existed a rat cult in Northern Pradesh until they were outlawed and believed to have died out."

Sashvar unrolls a map before continuing, "There is a temple ruin there in the deep jungle that might provide clues, but it is a difficult journey overland through rough terrain. If you wish to investigate, I suggest you hire a boat to sail up the coast to the mouth of the Serpent River and strike inland from there."

"Perhaps it would be simpler if you just picked up the trail where you last encountered them, in this abandoned house you mentioned. Whether the house or the jungle, if you do decide to seek out this cult, I'm certain some of our Skandrana warriors would be honored to join you."

"As for Vashankala's tomb, if it has indeed been found as our halfling friend suggests, I fear what would happen if the dark power within were to fall into the wrong hands! This rat cult for instance. Thanks to you we now have two of the six keys. I wonder where the other four might be."
May 22, 2018 7:38 pm
Erden seems slightly more accepting of the strange mutilation practices now that it's all been explained. As they speak to Sashvar, Erden takes on his 'military' stance (standing up straight, hands clasped behind his back). He listens to Sashvar's instructions, carefully taking notes in his mind.

"Yes, I think that the best place to start would be the home they took her to," Erden agrees, turning to his companions to see if they have any input on the matter, "There may be additional clues to be found there."
OOC:
Question: Is my cigar permanent? Is there an action needed to activate it?
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May 22, 2018 8:18 pm
Rydler stands after thanking the Golden Child and turns to Sashvar and smiles endearingly "It was a gift—the last request of a dying man—to me, years ago. He told me I would find its purpose, when the time comes that I would know it; I believe this is that time."
May 24, 2018 6:35 am
Baracus works up a sweat, holding nothing back in his sparring to show his respect for the warriors of this temple, and in turn enjoys the challenge as the Skandrana monks reciprocate. However, he is most challenged by the grandmother, Swordmother Raghavan, whom he makes the mistake of going easy on. In the moments after his thorough thrashing, as he lies still on the ground and contemplates his own mother, who his father said he took after. At the time he had always taken that as insult, but now he wondered. He looked forward to the day he would be reunited with his father. Perhaps he would learn who she was, this human woman he took after.

He appreciates Gaurav's offer and tells him he will think on it. He had thought the little knife was home sick, but perhaps it would enjoy taking a tour of glory with Baracus before it returned it to the ranks of the Thousand Swords.

After listening to Urban and Erden discuss their next steps, Baracus is pleased with the plans of his friends. There was hope for them yet - they had not even mentioned monetary reward.

"Yes, let us rain down destruction upon the enemies of the Golden Child. I trust in the path you choose."

In response to Sashvar's offer of additional soldiers, he rejects it outright.

"Every soldier we take from here is one less guarding the Golden Child."
CancerMan says:
Ybus takes his coat back from Baracus and begins to put it on...[/b]
Baracus is puzzled. Did he have the coat the whole time? He considers that the halfling's trickery, but it is too clever by far and he gives up.
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May 24, 2018 11:17 am
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"Yes, I think that the best place to start would be the home they took her to," Erden agrees, turning to his companions to see if they have any input on the matter, "There may be additional clues to be found there."
"Let us go now then," Urban says. "I'll bet they are still somewhere in the city."
May 24, 2018 1:50 pm
Sashvar accepts Rydler's explanation without question, and nods approvingly when Erden takes charge. The priest shakes his head when Baracus speaks of thinning the ranks of the temple guardians. "The Skandrana warriors I have in mind are not posted here. They have extensive knowledge of the sewers which you are about to enter. At least meet them, then you can decide whether to take them with you or not. You will find them - or rather, they will find you - as soon as you go below. Go now, and the god/dess bless you."

As you head southwest from Skandrana Varhu temple in the shadow of the Tower of the Tiger, through the Peacock Gate, skirt the Great Temple of Gajenndra, and make your way to Rat Alley, it occurs to you that you are now retracing the path Sardo Numspa took when he kidnapped the Golden Child. Sashvar said the avatar was taken in the dead of night, but it was late afternoon when you spotted the procession near the Peacock Gate. Might he have held her somewhere else before moving her again?

You find the derelict house pretty much as you left it yesterday. The northeast door hangs open, flooding the musty room in daylight. The pile of rugs sits in the corner as before. The wreckage of the gilded cage lies where Baracus tossed it atop the heap of broken furniture at the foot of the stairs. The demonic symbols on the crumbling walls leer down on the ones on the floor which are now almost completely obscured by the orcish runes Baracus scrawled there in ichor. The corpse of the scar-faced rat is nowhere to be seen.

Urban, though your heightened sensitivity to strong good and evil is fading (the Golden Child extended it by briefly opening your third eye, Sashvar explained) the demonic symbols still emanate dark auras, as does the circular grate in the middle of the floor through which the cultists fled.

What do you do?
May 24, 2018 3:17 pm
Baracus heaves the grate open, and looks and smells within. If he determines no dishonorable tricks are at hand, he will be first to descend.
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Rolls

Perception - (1d20+2)

(19) + 2 = 21

May 24, 2018 4:05 pm
"Wait, Baracus," Erden says softly, "Let's see if there's anything else up here before we head down."

Erden will call forth Timear, his owl companion, and send him upstairs to see if there's anything worth checking out. His eyes roll into the back of his head as he connects telepathically with his familiar to see through his eyes. If there is nothing worth noting up there, he will give Baracus the sign to continue down and then will follow right after.
OOC:
There is an upper level to this building, so we may want to take a peek there first

Going to be looking through the owl's eyes
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Rolls

Timear Perception w/ advantage - (1d20+3, 1d20+3)

1d20+3 : (10) + 3 = 13

1d20+3 : (3) + 3 = 6

May 24, 2018 4:17 pm
Ybus learned long ago, through constant and repetitive scolding no less, to never bother Erden whenever the eyes roll back like that. Still, the halfling always fights against the sensible option.

"I will watch over him," Ybus volunteers, and proceeds to do literally that. His form shifts and blurs until he reappears unchanged except for the head of an owl (Timear, to be exact) where his halfling face used to be. His Disguise Self spell cast, he stands in front of Erden and stares at the gnome.
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May 26, 2018 7:39 am
Ybus: One of Erden's nostrils is slightly bigger than the other. You've never noticed that before.

Erden: There doesn't appear to be anything unusual on the upper level. Looking through Timear's eyes you see more of the moldering drapes, rat droppings of the ordinary sort, a solitary cockroach.

Baracus: By what little light spills down the shaft you see a slick stone floor 10 feet below. It looks like you're going to need torches down there. The shaft is rough stone, missing the usual rungs for climbing. You hear flowing water (at least, you think it's water). The most surprising thing is the smell. Instead of the stench you would normally expect from a sewer, you smell cinnamon, caramel, fresh-baked bread. It's like you've stuck your nose into the moist center of a sticky cinnamon bun.

Urban: You still sense faint evil from the shaft. Not the presence of evil, but the trace of strong evil having passed recently. An evil breadcrumb trail.

What do you do?
May 26, 2018 3:21 pm
Urban looks down into the tunnel and calls out to Barracus, "All clear?"

Shifting so that his shield can get through, Urban follows up, "I'm coming down," and then lowers himself into the tunnel with Barracus.

Once he gets stabilized, he lights a torch. Once it is burning, he holds it high in his left hand and surveys as much as he can as the torchlight carries out into the tunnel.

"What the ...?", he looks at Barracus confused. He sniffs the air again to be sure. "Cinnamon?"
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May 26, 2018 4:52 pm
Ybus-with-the-head-of-Timear diligently maintains his watch of Erden. Specifically, he watches as he tests which of his fingers fit neatly into that slightly-bigger nostril.
May 26, 2018 8:22 pm
OOC:
Everyone who's going down the hole, send Climb checks vs DC 10. DC 5 if someone brought a rope and anchors it to something/someone. Oops, your two beefiest guys / possible anchors are already down the hole! Maybe everyone else can just jump down and Baracus catches.
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It's only 10ft down so we're not looking at any potential injuries here. Potential comedy, maybe. Bruised egos. I just wanna see how long it takes you to climb down. Are you trying to be quiet at all? Probably not, with Urban calling out to Baracus. Send those rolls.
May 26, 2018 9:51 pm
Baracus cracks his knuckles.

"The Baker-Priests of the Glazed Hills are here to avenge the Adamantine Chefs, perhaps."

Baracus describes the subterranean surroundings to Urban, who is not blessed by Gruumsh with dark vision, and assists others into the hole if they wish it.
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Rolls

Athletics to climb down the hole - (1d20+6)

(14) + 6 = 20

May 26, 2018 11:58 pm
Ryder grasps his holy symbol of Lathander and climbs down.
OOC:
Lanthander bless you! No bruised ego for me, suckas.
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Rolls

Climbing - (1d20+1, 1d4)

1d20+1 : (8) + 1 = 9

1d4 : (2) = 2

May 27, 2018 1:11 pm
Urban thinks back to moments ago, when he was climbing down into the tunnel.

"Damn!," he thinks to himself. "I NAILED it on that climb!"

He chuckles as he watches Rydler barely make it down, clutching onto his necklace medallion and mouthing silent prayers.
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Rolls

Climbing, y'all - (1d20+6)

(20) + 6 = 26

May 27, 2018 2:30 pm
Erden comes back to his body to see Timear's face right up to his and a small halfling finger reaching for a nostril and instinctively reaches out with his staff and bops Ybus on the head.

"Damnit Ybus! How many times have I told you to leave me alone while I'm not in my own body?" he says, a note of amusement under his stern tone.

Popping his cigar into his mouth and lighting it, Erden begins heading down the ladder, "Be ready to catch me, Baracus! I'm not a strong climber."

Rolls

Athletics - (1d20)

(7) = 7

May 27, 2018 3:53 pm
You all make it down with little incident other than Erden going for a tumble. Fortunately Baracus is able to catch the gnome. Also fortunately, Erden doesn't swallow his lucky cigar.

Urban's torchlight reveals a sewer tunnel about 15 feet wide and 10 feet high. A narrow ledge runs along each side, with a shallow water channel in between for the strangely sweet-smelling effluent.

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"Well, that took long enough! Thought you'd never make it" A figure emerges, rising from the water 30 feet away. At first you are only aware of the one but then you soon realize that there four of them: two ahead and two behind. These beings are unlike any creatures any of you have ever heard of. Their muscular limbs are covered in scales and their backs are protected by some sort of thick carapace or shell. They appear to be well-armed. The one speaking has two talwars drawn. He salutes. "I am Lio, this is Don-Yi, and those are Rafiel and Myche. We are the monks of the order Turturibus Mactabilis Noctare Therianthropus, sworn to safeguard the city. Sashvar sent for us."
May 27, 2018 3:54 pm
"You sure these are the heroes Sashvar said for us to meet, Lio? Don't look like much!" growls one behind you, brandishing twin kattari.
May 27, 2018 3:54 pm
"We should get moving before something hungry comes along." pipes up the one beside him.
May 27, 2018 3:54 pm
"The only thing hungry around here is you, Myche," says the one beside Lio. He steps towards you, spear at the ready. "Well, other than the sewer slimes." He turns to Urban. "You smelled them coming. Cinnamon."
May 27, 2018 4:03 pm
Seeing your confused expressions, Lio explains. The city of Pradesh employs an ingenious waste disposal system that involves the clever use of corrosive, sentient ooze. Smelly refuse is consumed by the oozes, and the by-product is a harmless greenish liquid that smells deceptively like cinnamon and baker's yeast. This explains the sticky bun aroma wafting about.

"The water is quite clean once the slimes are done with it," Lio says, "but it does tend to cause hallucinations if you were foolish enough to drink it. Myche's right, we should get moving. Although...Sashvar said you hadn't decided yet whether to bring us along?"
May 27, 2018 5:01 pm
Ybus drops his Timear head disguise and rejoins the group.

As the strange creatures approach and speak, Ybus mutters to Erden, "Sure we ain't drunk that water already?"
May 27, 2018 5:56 pm
Baracus observes each of his friends descend, a perfect rendition of the members of this group. Rydler's foresight paired with his faith in his mysterious god, Urban's athleticism accented by his bravado, and Ybus - wait, how did he get down here? He puts the halfling's methods out of his mind, too clever by far.

Lastly, Baracus instinctively reaches out to support his friend. The weight of the trust that the group has developed over time is palpable in this moment.

He shifts his awareness to the turtle warriors as they approach, and stands tall and stays silent. It was decided long ago that Baracus would not handle introductions. Better to let those with silvered tongues handle the banter while the watchful Baracus sizes them up. (insight roll included, paying attention to signs of lying and tactical considerations should this turn into a fight)

However, he hears their dismissive tone and his calm is damaged. Visions of splitting their shells with his father's axe begins to cloud his mind.

Rolls

Insight - (1d20+2)

(9) + 2 = 11

May 27, 2018 7:05 pm
Rydler outstretches his arm and touches Baracus, in an attempt to lasso him back in. He looks to the twin kattari turtleman "Careful. It's wiser to insult a bear than it is to insult my friend here." He breaks his gaze to address all of them "Convince us otherwise that you are a benefit to take along. Telling us not to drink sewage water isn't exactly wisdom beyond father time."
May 27, 2018 7:51 pm
"Please forgive my brother." Lio says, trying to smooth things over. "He tends to forget his manners."

"We know the sewers better than anyone. They're quite extensive; without us you might lose your way. If you'll have us we'd be your guides but you'd be in charge. Those were Sashvar's terms. But if your group prefers to work alone we can respect that."

Baracus: you can tell the turtles mean you no harm, and are quite sincere in their desire to help. The one called Rafiel is simply the abrasive sort with a chip on his shoulder.
May 28, 2018 3:16 am
Ybus stirs the sewer water at their feet, muttering something about shrinking boards. A Light spell graces the back of his head, like a shining beacon of... well, light. "Shrieve us ye holy man, tally up your righteous brand," he says as he counts out the number of strange creatures. "Four times... one, equals we free five."
OOC:
Posthumous Athletics roll, though Ybus would have used his rope, Mage Hand, and possibly an Unseen Servant to make things way more complicated.

Rolls

Athletics - (1d20+4)

(18) + 4 = 22

May 28, 2018 11:36 am
Urban raises an eyebrow and poses a short question to the speaker with the blue head band, "So what do you know about a rat cult and a shape shifter demon? They kidnapped the young goddess a couple of days ago."

Urban holds a bit of a scowl. He had never seen anything like these turtle men, and he is still wary as he watches in his periphery vision to see how Barracus sizes them up.
May 28, 2018 3:43 pm
Baracus continues to frown gravely, but his eye isn't twitching yet, so anyone who is trying to read him see he's going to tolerate the shellfolk for now. He continues his silent observation.
OOC:
I, on the other hand love the turtles! I don't want Baracus's disposition for violence to disguise how fun I think this is :)
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May 28, 2018 4:07 pm
"Demon? We don't know anything about a demon." Lio says, his swords drooping a little. "The rat cult though, we've been trying to rid the sewers of them for years! But no matter how many we kill they seem to breed as fast as....well, rats!"
May 28, 2018 4:07 pm
"Look, are we gonna stand around yapping while the trail goes cold? I mean, if you're not taking us then we have other places to be."
May 28, 2018 5:35 pm
"Let's say we take 'me," says Ybus. "I mean, take 'em. So let's say it. All together now..." He lifts his hands like a conductor, expectantly.
May 28, 2018 6:56 pm
Erden considers for a few moments and then nods, "I think we could use your guidance," he says, turning to his friends, "Unless any of you are opposed?"
OOC:
I LOVE the Ninja Turtles 😁
May 29, 2018 1:32 am
"Lead the way," Urban says with a shrug and a nod to the turtle men. "If we work together we can probably catch these rats."
May 29, 2018 6:05 am
Baracus signals to the others he is ready to move forward with a nod, aforementioned scowl still fixed to his jaw. But, it is mostly for show now. He expected to disdain walking through a decadent city's filth, but he finds his surroundings refreshingly honest.
May 29, 2018 2:56 pm
"Great, let's go!" Lio says. You set off, the four turtle monks brandishing their weapons with relish. At first they seem to be the expert guides they claim to be, helping you navigate the unfamiliar and treacherous surroundings. More and more frequently though, they begin arguing amongst themselves about which is the right way when encountering a fork or crossroads. Despite their bickering they do agree on their intended destination: a rat-cult lair they discovered last night. It's abandoned but they think you might find clues.
OOC:
Set marching order if you please (including the turtles - place them wherever you like).

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May 29, 2018 3:37 pm
OOC:
Volunteering:

Seems like at least one of the turtles should lead, since they know the way and might give early warning.

Urban can be in line right behind him/them with the uncanny Captain's Shield(!), that might be able to block some missile fire, dragon breath, flung rat turds, etc. Plus he's got a free hand for mood lighting by way of torchlight management.

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May 29, 2018 4:11 pm
OOC:
There's enough space for three abreast if you like. Arrange however you see fit. I'm not going to be super strict with this; even if combat happens to break out it'll be theater of the mind. I just would like a general sense of who's where doing what, wading through water or on either stone walkway. So far we've got Urban and Lio on point. Rafiel is going to ignore any orders from you or Lio, preferring to range ahead or behind, changing position as he deems fit.
May 29, 2018 5:18 pm
OOC:
Erden will ride atop Baracus' shoulder, as is his common position. He will have his cigar in his mouth and strongly debates lighting it for the first time
May 29, 2018 5:53 pm
Ybus follows Baracus and Erden, the glow from the Light spell on the back of his head like an angelic beacon. He purposefully steps from side to side, angling his position behind the half-orc to cause the massive shadow to flit this way and that.
May 30, 2018 4:22 pm
Just as you're starting to seriously doubt the turtles even know what they're doing, they point to an opening set in the stonework to your left. "Through there," Lio whispers. "We took a peek but didn't touch anything. And it seems to go further than just the one room we saw."

https://i.imgur.com/g5hLhc2.jpg

You duck through, descend a few slick stone steps, and find yourselves in a small, squarish room. The green effluent drains out of a pipe poking out of the north wall above your heads and splashes into a channel cut across the floor. The gutter disappears into a small grate in the east wall, and to the west, a darkened stone archway. Your light sources reveal symbols scratched into the floor and walls here much like back at the house. Against the south wall is a wooden plinth cluttered with unlit, half-melted candles and the bones of some unidentified animal, as well as what at first appears to be a pile of leaves but turns out to be a twisted mass of desiccated rat carcasses.
OOC:
Perception rolls, please. And any action you wish to take.
May 30, 2018 5:03 pm
"I thought we were looking for rat cultists, not rat corpses," Ybus comments idly. "Still, waste not want not!"

He moves to gather up the bodies to place in his bag.

Rolls

Perception - (1d20+4)

(15) + 4 = 19

May 30, 2018 6:01 pm
Baracus sets Erden down so he may investigate, and examines the room himself.

Rolls

perception - (1d20+2)

(5) + 2 = 7

May 30, 2018 7:18 pm
"Go take a look around for me, my friend," Erden says, sending Timear to go a short distance through the archway to the west. His eyes roll back in his head as he melds mentally with his familiar.

Rolls

Timear Perception w/ advantage - (1d20+3, 1d20+3)

1d20+3 : (6) + 3 = 9

1d20+3 : (2) + 3 = 5

May 30, 2018 7:31 pm
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Rolls

Secret roll for nothing. Just mess with their heads. - (1d100)

Another nothing roll for LOLZ - (1d100)

May 30, 2018 7:39 pm
"Bah, this one's no good," Ybus mutters, and tosses one of the rat carcasses into the sewer water.
May 30, 2018 7:55 pm
The carcass hardly makes a sound when it hits the water. The effluent carries it west through the archway. Nothing else happens.

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May 30, 2018 8:13 pm
Still melded with Timear, Erden hums an upbeat and catchy tune and lights his cigar, taking a deep pull on it, "Good cigar!" he mumbles to himself.

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May 30, 2018 8:27 pm
Unfamiliar with Erden and Timear's routine, Lio sidles up to the gnome. "Well, what d'you think?"

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May 30, 2018 8:36 pm
Erden doesn't appear to hear Lio, humming his tune and puffing on his fat cigar, which doesn't seem to be getting any smaller.
OOC:
Rolling for no reason
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Rolls

Secret Roll

May 30, 2018 8:41 pm
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As Erden remains unresponsive to Lio, Rafiel loses his patience and slips into the water, clearly intending to make his way west beyond the archway.
May 30, 2018 8:49 pm
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May 30, 2018 9:00 pm
Erden calls Timear back and pops back into his body, turning to point down the west tunnel, "There's something alive in the water down there, get back here!" he hisses at Rafiel as he sees the turtle moving away.
May 30, 2018 9:21 pm
"I bet it's more cultists! Come on!" before anyone can stop him, Rafiel splashes up the channel and disappears through the arch.
May 30, 2018 9:23 pm
Lio slips into the water too. "Rafiel! Get back here!" Suddenly, he cuts off. Before you, rising from the water, is a translucent, shapeless mass - a Pradeshi sewer slime.

At the same time, you hear Rafiel yell, "Sonuva---! Slimes! We've got slimes in here!"
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OOC:
Roll Initiative!

Rolls

Enemy's initiative - (1d20-4, 1d20-4, 1d20-4)

1d20-4 : (8) - 4 = 4

1d20-4 : (3) - 4 = -1

1d20-4 : (11) - 4 = 7

Turtles' initiative - (1d20+3)

(9) + 3 = 12

Rafiel DEX save vs. Engulf (DC 12) - (1d20+3)

May 30, 2018 9:31 pm
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Rolls

Initiative - (1d20+4)

(10) + 4 = 14

May 30, 2018 9:34 pm
OOC:
Rydler and anyone else who rolls higher than 12 can go.

There's 1 slime right in the middle of this room. Beyond the arch, out of sight, in the dark, Rafiel is fighting at least 2 more slimes.
May 30, 2018 9:37 pm
Urban is taken aback by the bursting waves of slime, but braces himself for a fight.
...slowly
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Rolls

Initiative - (1d20+1)

(3) + 1 = 4

May 30, 2018 9:58 pm
OOC:
Initiative

Rolls

Initiative - (1d20+5)

(17) + 5 = 22

May 30, 2018 11:01 pm
"Get my rat!" Ybus calls out after the swimming reptile.
OOC:
Initiative should be 14
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Rolls

Initiative - (1d20)

(13) = 13

May 30, 2018 11:09 pm
As the slime rises from the water, Ybus remarks, "I think I see my beer in there!" He unleashes a blast of light from his belaying pin at the oozing creature.

Rolls

Eldritch Blast, Force Damage - (1d20+5, 1d10)

1d20+5 : (1) + 5 = 6

1d10 : (10) = 10

May 30, 2018 11:24 pm
OOC:
Baracus isn't looking for anything in particular. I imagine he's watching over the turtles more than anything. Oh wait, the posts have happened fast and furious today :) Rolling initiative.
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Rolls

initiative - (1d20+3)

(10) + 3 = 13

May 30, 2018 11:39 pm
Baracus draws the First Sword (Xiphos) and dashes into the fray. He has never fought a sentient slime before, and he is eager to discover the secret of the ooze.
[ +- ] Stats
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Rolls

Attack with the First Sword - (1d20+7, 1d6+5)

1d20+7 : (15) + 7 = 22

1d6+5 : (2) + 5 = 7

Roundhouse kick - (1d20+6, 1d4+4)

1d20+6 : (12) + 6 = 18

1d4+4 : (4) + 4 = 8

May 31, 2018 7:25 am
As the sewer slime emerges from the water, the heroes explode into action. Ybus' magical blast clips the seething mass, drawing its attention. Baracus steps forward and slashes at the thing's center, then follows up with a powerful roundhouse kick. With the creature's lack of recognizable anatomy it's hard to tell if your attacks are wounding it, but it does visibly shudder each time you connect.
May 31, 2018 12:36 pm
Erden bursts into action holding his hand forth and sending a trio of magical owls slamming into the creature's center.
[ +- ] Stats

Rolls

Magic Missile - (3d4+3)

(223) + 3 = 10

May 31, 2018 2:20 pm
Erden's arcane owls strike the slime, which seems to shudder downward before rearing back up, tendrils flailing. There seem to be objects inside this creature - bits and pieces of things one expects to find down in a sewer: an old boot...a turd...half a wagon wheel...wait, is that a human skull?
May 31, 2018 2:52 pm
Jabes.plays.RPG says:
Has Baracus got footwear, or is he the kind of barbarian-monk that goes barefoot?
OOC:
Barefoot ... uh oh :)
May 31, 2018 3:02 pm
In the heat of battle Baracus doesn't register Don-Yi scream, "No! Don't touch it!" as he connects with his roundhouse kick. Now his unshod foot begins to sting from the slime's corrosive secretions.

Rolls

Acid damage vs. Baracus - (1d6)

(3) = 3

May 31, 2018 6:04 pm
Rydler rushes into the sewage "Urban, get your head in the game; strike true but avoid the poo!"
OOC:
Help action for advantage.
May 31, 2018 7:12 pm
As Rydler urges Urban on, Lio slashes at the slime with his twin swords, while Myche and Don-Yi dash through the archway to go to Rafiel's aid.

Hard-pressed on all sides, the slime before you turns on Lio and breaks upon the hapless turtle like a wave of mucus and engulfs him!
OOC:
• Lio is Engulfed: can't breathe, is Restrained, and takes 6d6 acid damage at the start of each of the slime's turns starting next round.
• To rescue Lio, spend an Action, succeed at DC 12 STR check and take 3d6 acid damage.
• Urban is up, with advantage granted by Rydler.
[ +- ] Initiative Order
[ +- ] Features

Rolls

Lio attacks Slime A - (1d20+3, 1d6+3, 1d20+3, 1d6+3)

1d20+3 : (17) + 3 = 20

1d6+3 : (1) + 3 = 4

1d20+3 : (2) + 3 = 5

1d6+3 : (4) + 3 = 7

Lio DEX save vs. Engulf (DC 12) - (1d20+3)

(5) + 3 = 8

Acid damage vs. Lio - (3d6)

(313) = 7

Secret Roll

May 31, 2018 9:58 pm
With the boost from Rydler, Urban surges forward with full gusto. He winds up big and slings the Captain's Shield out in a wide hook, seeking to cut one of the slimes in half.

Attack with Advantage from Help.
Expend Level 1 slot to add Smite.
Bonus Action, Shove shield Bash with boost.
OOC:
Yo, fellas. I have only a few seconds to spare. Sending this forward to get on the board, but no time to review or fine tune to plug in well. Jabes, please use whatever extra details you need to insert this into the rest of the scene; sorry I'm limited on input.

Rolls

Attack - (1d20+6)

(15) + 6 = 21

Attack Advantage - (1d20+6)

(6) + 6 = 12

Shield damage as Improvised Weapon - (1d4+4)

(3) + 4 = 7

Smite Damage - (2d8)

(41) = 5

Shove STR Athletics comparison - (1d20+6)

(5) + 6 = 11

Captain's Shield Bash booster damage - (1d4)

(1) = 1

Jun 1, 2018 5:58 am
Using the Captain's Shield as a weapon, Urban slashes diagonally upward, then uses the momentum to continue the arc, pivoting all the way around, and slam the shield's face into the slime, sending shock waves rippling through the creature's mass.

Urban deals 7 slashing damage + 5 radiant. Slime immune to Prone condition, but shield bash deals 1 bludgeoning damage.

The sounds of turtles yelling and water splashing echo out of the west archway as Rafiel, Myche, and Don-yi battle their own slimes and whatever other horrors were lying in wait in the darkness.
OOC:
[ +- ] Initiative Order & Status

• Round 1 ends. Begin Round 2. Erden, Rydler, Ybus, Baracus, in any order.
• Lio is Engulfed: can't breathe, is Restrained, and takes 6d6 acid damage at the start of each of the slime's turns starting this round.
• To rescue Lio, spend an Action, must succeed at DC 12 STR check. Fail or succeed, take 3d6 acid damage (roll it yourself to speed things up if you wish).
[ +- ] Features

Rolls

Something attacks someone

Something attacks someone

Something creeps... - (1d20)

(4) = 4

Something crawls... - (1d20)

(13) = 13

Jun 1, 2018 7:14 am
Baracus withdraws his singed foot from the slime's body. Baracus loses it and releases a murderous roar into the tunnels around him. He rips into the ooze and pulls the engulfed turtle man free, depositing him unceremoniously on the stone walkway. Then, he draws his father's axe and gets ready to fuck shit up.
OOC:
Bonus Action: Rage!
Action: Rescue Lio
Took 7 acid damage this turn.
[ +- ] Stats
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Rolls

DC 12 Str check, advanatage b/c rage - (1d20+4, 1d20+4, 3D6)

1d20+4 : (15) + 4 = 19

1d20+4 : (10) + 4 = 14

3D6 : (421) = 7

Jun 1, 2018 4:46 pm
Ybus points his belaying pin up at the ceiling, and says, "Look out! Hot chili!" To whom is unclear, but a rain of fire descends from the overhanging inlet pipe as though spewed from whatever privy sources this place. The divine sacred flame pours onto the slime.
OOC:
Dang it, forgot about Halfling Lucky on that last Eldritch Blast attack.
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Rolls

Sacred Flame radiant damage, DEX save DC 13 - (1d8)

(1) = 1

Jun 1, 2018 4:53 pm
Erden once again holds forth his hand and sends a trio of small owls streaking toward the already wounded slime monster.
[ +- ] Stats

Rolls

Magic Missile - (3d4+3)

(443) + 3 = 14

Jun 1, 2018 6:14 pm
Baracus yanks Lio out of the slime and dumps the spluttering turtle-monk onto the walkway as Ybus' and Erden's spells burn and pummel the slime (15 damage).

Rydler, then the turtles.

Rolls

DEX save vs. Sacred Flame (DC 13) - (1d20-4)

(12) - 4 = 8

Jun 1, 2018 11:13 pm
"Again Urban! With Fervor!" Rydler calls out as he makes a quick strobe of lights to distract the slime.
OOC:
Help Action to Urban.

Again, the lights are simply help flavor.
Jun 2, 2018 1:19 am
"They are mindless," Urban says. "Must we fight this fight?"

He moves towards the wooden plinth with intent on picking it up to hurl it at the slime blob.
OOC:
Throwing the questions out there, fellas. Is this a showdown that we have to win? Are these slimes guarding some path that we need? Have they been sent to attack us and pursue?
Just wondering if it is worth the HP and abilities burn, or if it is worth considering a break contact via Disengage, and then a bypass, if we just wandered into some area that these slimes are nesting in.
OOC:
Jabes, I know I'm a little out of sequence. Just sending the conversation and fluff as a preview of intentions when turn comes around.
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Jun 2, 2018 3:19 am
OOC:
No, you're good. In fact, go ahead and send your turn. Won't impact the turtles' actions terribly. Also makes it easier for me to post all the NPC and monster turns in one go tomorrow morning. Urban/J raises a fine point. Feel free to send one IC fluff post each to reply right now. Take it OOC if you want to discuss further.
Jun 2, 2018 4:35 pm
Noticing that the slime creatures are burning anything they touch, Urban is concerned with the risk of his shield or armor getting dissolved. Looking around for an alternate weapon, he spots the heavy wooden block with the candles on top. He puts his shield down momentarily and then picks up the bulky piece with both hands. He tries to crash it into one of the blobs.

Attack slime, wood plinth as two-handed improvised weapon

Urban looks around and sees that some of his companions old and new are in grave danger because of these mindless globs. He wishes he could rebuke them for their meaningless violence. They are an affront against the living.
OOC:
DM Jabes, wanting to consider the use of Channel Divinity Power called Rebuke the Violent, description below in spoiler pop. Can you advise on 1) if it could apply and 2) which opponent Urban might best use it against. Of course since it is a return of half damage dealt, I would choose to level it on an opponent that just made the most damaging of hits. But want you to have some flexibility to let me know what is possible because I know it is a little weird.
If it turns out to be applicable, would ask if it could be applied either as Reaction on last round or this round, whichever you think makes more sense or is easier.
[ +- ] Rebuke the Violent
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Rolls

Attack with wood plinth mega club - (1d20+6)

(18) + 6 = 24

Attack with wood plinth mega club, Advantage from Help - (1d20+6)

(14) + 6 = 20

damage - (1d4+4)

(2) + 4 = 6

smite damage - (2d8)

(25) = 7

Jun 2, 2018 7:54 pm
Round 2: Lio
Lio lands on his feet after being hauled out by Baracus. Without skipping a beat the turtle slashes at the slime twice more. (miss & hit, 9 slashing)

Round 2: Slime A
The slime turns on the half-orc that just denied it of a tasty meal, but Baracus deftly dodges the monster's flailing appendage.

Rolls

Lio attacks Slime A - (1d20+3, 1d6+3, 1d20+3, 1d6+3)

1d20+3 : (2) + 3 = 5

1d6+3 : (5) + 3 = 8

1d20+3 : (10) + 3 = 13

1d6+3 : (6) + 3 = 9

Slime attack vs. Baracus, acid damage - (1d20+4, 3d6)

1d20+4 : (11) + 4 = 15

3d6 : (212) = 5

Jun 2, 2018 8:03 pm
OOC:
PHB says donning or doffing a shield takes 1 action, so by RAW Urban can't put the shield down and attack in the same round. But in my head the Captain's Shield basically turns you into Captain America so while you can't throw that shield (yet?) I'll rule you can don/doff it with your object interaction. Does that let you drop the shield and AND pick up the plinth? Doesn't the latter also require an object interaction, too? Whatever. In my mind it works so in this instance, fuck it, I'll allow it.

Rebuke the Violent vs. Slime makes sense. All the other monsters are currently in the west tunnel beyond reach of your light sources and are therefore unavailable as targets. However, it missed its attack on Baracus. Applying Channel Divinity as your Reaction before taking your Action this round. Saved for half damage (3 radiant)
Round 2: Urban
Casting aside his torch and shield, Urban grabs the heavy wooden plinth and heaves it up over his head, scattering candles and rat skeletons, before bringing it crashing down mightily on top of the slime. The bench hits the slime with a flash of holy light, and the monster expires in a burst of goo. (Hit. 6 bludgeoning, 7 radiant)

Rolls

Slime WIS save vs Channel Divinity (DC 13) - (1d20-2)

(20) - 2 = 18

Jun 2, 2018 8:18 pm
Over the sounds of battle echoing out of the west tunnel you hear Don-Yi yell, "Aaah get it off him! Get him out of there! Myche!!!"
OOC:
Round 2 ends. Begin Round 3. All PC's are up in any order.
[ +- ] Initiative Order & Status
[ +- ] Features

Rolls

Secret roll

Secret roll

Myche DEX save vs. Engulf - (1d20+3)

Acid damage - (3d6)

(524) = 11

Jun 2, 2018 9:55 pm
Ybus strikes a pose of contemplation. "You know, turtles are a delicacy at sea. Though I wonder how these would taste given that they live in the sewers."

He has a sudden burst of inspiration. "I'm willing to find out!" And with that, Ybus dives into the water and swims for the west archway.
OOC:
Assuming my standard movement won't get me far, I'll use my Action to Dash (I don't think I'm attuned to the Heart of the Ocean yet).
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Jun 2, 2018 11:05 pm
OOC:
That's right, the Heart of the Ocean requires a Long Rest in the buff for attunement but I remember handwaving it here. The water channel is shallow enough for normal movement on foot. With his aquatic speed, Ybus can swim-dash up to 50ft, which is roughly the distance to the melee.
Ybus swims west like a minnow, his submerged light spell illuminating the tunnel with rippling patterns as he passes. The pool of light reveals Rafiel and Don-Yi in a desparate battle against two slimes at the intersection of two water channels. Myche is engulfed in one of the slimes!

What do you do?

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Jun 2, 2018 11:13 pm
Baracus charges through the west archway, cracking the stone frame as he fails to duck low enough to fit through. He stabs the First Sword back into its sheath and shifts his hands into a savage two-handed grip on his father's battle axe.
OOC:
Not sure how far I can get in a turn given the terrain. In case I can get to a Slime (preferably the one engulfing a turtle), he will swing the battle axe in versatile mode. Including rolls just in case. Otherwise I'll dash into melee range.

Rolls

Versatile Battle Axe vs. Slime - (1d20+6, 1d10+6)

1d20+6 : (4) + 6 = 10

1d10+6 : (3) + 6 = 9

Jun 2, 2018 11:28 pm
Erden rushes after his companions, "Save those turtles!" he shouts, pulled by some unknown emotion to save them. If he gets within range, he will fire off another volley of Magical Owls at Slime C.
[ +- ] Stats

Rolls

Magic Missile - (3d4+3)

(124) + 3 = 10

Jun 3, 2018 12:50 am
Rydler rushes forward, sending a bright light at the slime engulfing the turtle. "Not much of a choice now, Urban." The bright light sent forward coalesces around a part of the slime void of any turtle "Focus Baracus."
OOC:
Action Sacred Flame Dex Save 14 or x radiant.
Bns: Holy Inspiration to Baracus (d6 to one Ability check, Attack roll, or Saving throw it makes).
Reaction: Kato (Baracus can make a Flurry of Blows (w/o spending ki) before Rydler's next turn).

Rolls

X= - (1d8)

(1) = 1

Jun 3, 2018 1:11 am
Round 3: Baracus
Baracus charges into the tunnel...
OOC:
It's 50ft to the melee. You can get there and attack if you burn a ki point for Step of the Wind and you can use the bonuses from Rydler. Otherwise, it's a straight up dash, and we can apply your rolls next round.
Erden & Rydler
The magical owls slam furiously into the slime and Rydler's flare lights it up, but it doesn't release Myche. (10 force, 1 radiant)
OOC:
[ +- ] Initiative Order & Status
[ +- ] Features

LenInactive for 28 days

Jun 3, 2018 1:16 am
OOC:
Ps, Rydler: every flurry of blows I do lands me 2d6 damage, so I've switched over to 2-handing the battle-axe. I can't even flurry of blows when using a battle-axe since it's not a monk weapon. Thanks for the assist though, it will def come in handy down the road.
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Jun 3, 2018 1:23 am
OOC:
When does Rydler's inspiration end? Can I hold onto Rydler's inspiration and use it on a Dex save between now and my next turn?

I will go with step of the wind and throw in my attack on the Myche eating slime. If I can save the inspiration die, I will.
Jun 3, 2018 1:28 am
OOC:
Aw beans. Well, the additional bonuses is essentially free, just uses my reaction; you still get the inspiration die so it isn't like I wasted the use. Definitely good to know though.

Inspiration lasts 10 minutes.
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Jun 3, 2018 1:48 am
Round 3: Baracus
With his father's battleaxe the half-orc monk cleaves savagely into the slime. The monster isn't looking too good.
OOC:
[ +- ] Initiative Order & Status
[ +- ] Features
Jun 3, 2018 5:26 pm
Urban scoops up his shield and moves as fast as he can to the other slimes. Seeing that one of the turtle allies is engulfed in the blob, Urban makes a desperate attempt to save him before it is too late.
OOC:
Yo, Jabes. Urban's intent here is to try to save Mychie one way or the other, but I'm not sure exactly on spacing and reach etc. to know for sure what is possible.
Idea 1: Reach in, pull him out. understood that Urban will take the inevitable damage. Any rolls needed?
Idea 2: If he cannot be pulled free, Urban may be able to at least reach and touch him. If that is only option considering Lay on Hands to at least help him stay alive for another round. Again, damage to be endured.
OOC:
Also, if picking up the shield off the ground is too much Action, no problem. May have to leave that to be a hero.
Jun 4, 2018 12:32 am
OOC:
It's about 50ft to the melee so even though it only takes your Object Interaction to retrieve and don the shield, reaching Myche still takes a Dash and that's your turn unless you have a Bonus Action ranged option. Idea 3: Grab shield & torch, move 30ft, throw torch 20ft, maybe? You might have other ideas.
Jabes.plays.RPG says:
...you can't throw that shield (yet?)...
Of course you can already throw the shield as an improvised weapon! I was just hinting at the possibility of throw-return feature later on! ;-D

Not an option this round but to answer your question, reaching in and pulling Myche out is a DC12 STR check. Spends your Action and suffer 3d6 acid. Like Baracus did for Lio.

As for reach in for Lay on Hands, sure yeah that can work. Next round.

Meta: On their turns this round (coming right up after your turn) the turtles are probably going to work together to try to free him.

So what do you want to do?
Jun 4, 2018 1:11 am
OOC:
Ahh. I see. Will keep it simple, set up for next round.
Urban scoops up his shield and torch and moves as fast as he can to the other slimes.

Interact with Object (recover torch)
Action (get shield)
Movement
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Jun 4, 2018 1:56 pm
Round 3: Urban
Scooping up his torch and shield, Urban barrels down the tunnel, hoping to reach Myche in time...
OOC:
Perception roll, please.
Jun 4, 2018 3:04 pm
Round 3: Turtles and Other Strangeness

With a battle-cry, the turtle-monks go to their brother's aid. Lio and Don-Yi both plunge their arms into the slime to pull Myche out, but strain as they might, he just can't get free. Rafiel, his kattari a-blur, viciously punches holes in the monster, which deflates, releasing its would-be meal.

The last slime, probably too stupid to know fear and driven only by a base instinct to feed, tries to overwhelm Baracus.

Rolls

Rafiel attacks Slime C - (1d20+3, 1d4+3, 1d20+3, 1d4+3)

1d20+3 : (18) + 3 = 21

1d4+3 : (2) + 3 = 5

1d20+3 : (19) + 3 = 22

1d4+3 : (3) + 3 = 6

Myche STR check to escape (DC 12) with Help - (1d20+2, 1d20+2)

1d20+2 : (7) + 2 = 9

1d20+2 : (1) + 2 = 3

Acid damage vs. Lio & Don-Yi - (3d6)

(532) = 10

Jun 4, 2018 3:20 pm
Urban is on the lookout!

Rolls

Perception - (1d20)

(15) = 15

Jun 4, 2018 3:27 pm
As Urban rushes towards the fray, he hears two splashes behind him. Looking back, he sees that two more slimes have cut off the group's escape! They must have come in through those inlet pipes. These slimes are somewhat smaller than the others, and are of a different coloration. Sort of yellow, almost orange. Ochre. That's it, they're ochre.

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OOC:
Urban, send Perception.
• Baracus, send DEX save (DC12) vs. Engulf. Don't forget the 1d6 inspiration die from Rydler! If you should fail, roll 3d6 acid damage.
• After that, Round 3 ends. Begin Round 4. All PC's are up in any order.
[ +- ] Initiative Order & Status
[ +- ] Features
Jun 4, 2018 4:30 pm
Baracus hears Rydler's call on the periphery of his rage, but he trusts his friend's judgement and forces his attention to lock onto what Rydler is shouting about. He realizes the threat just in time, double backflips backwards with a mid-air twist, and lands with a vicious snarl.
OOC:
29. Flawless
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Rolls

Dodge this - (1d20+3, 1d6)

1d20+3 : (20) + 3 = 23

1d6 : (6) = 6

Jun 4, 2018 4:32 pm
OOC:
Round 4! Go!
Jun 4, 2018 4:55 pm
Erden hears Urban's warning and turns to see what's going on. Seeing even more foes, he groans, "More!?"

Feeling his magical power ebbing, he decides to go with something a little bit less taxing and fires of a bolt of flame at one of the new jellies.

Rolls

Firebolt - (1d20+5, 1d10)

1d20+5 : (13) + 5 = 18

1d10 : (8) = 8

Jun 4, 2018 5:18 pm
Urban sees the turtle pulled free by his fellows and then notices the orange slimes coming up trying to flank.

Urban steers his run around and tries to charge straight in to one of the smaller orange slimes, shield held forward.
Urban is coming through like a freight train that hasn't even been invented yet, but he can picture it in his mind, chugging down the track with a big plume of smoke billowing out of the top. It's unstoppable.

Action: Shield as freight train battering ram
Bonus Action: Shield Shove with HR boost, attempt to Shove slime backwards
Smite
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Rolls

The Cysegr Express coming through (Shield Charge) - (1d20+6)

(4) + 6 = 10

Shield as Bludgeon Weapon Damage - (1d4+4)

(4) + 4 = 8

Smite - (2d8)

(76) = 13

Shove Attempt, STR Athetics - (1d20+6)

(20) + 6 = 26

HR Shield Shove - (1d4)

(3) = 3

Jun 4, 2018 7:45 pm
Now that Baracus knows the secret of the ooze, he cleaves large swaths of material from the creature's core.. He swings his Father's axe with all of his might.
OOC:
Using my action for a full out swing on Slime B
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Rolls

Attack vs. Slime B - (1d20+6, 1d10+6)

1d20+6 : (11) + 6 = 17

1d10+6 : (6) + 6 = 12

Jun 4, 2018 9:53 pm
lenpelletier says:
Baracus hears Rydler's call on the periphery of his rage, but he trusts his friend's judgement and forces his attention to lock onto what Rydler is shouting about. He realizes the threat just in time, double backflips backwards with a mid-air twist, and lands with a vicious snarl.
OOC:
29. Flawless
OOC:
In case you didn't know: "The creature can wait until after it rolls the d20 before deciding to use the Bardic Inspiration die"

I'd argue, even without seeing the DC prior, rolling a twenty has little cause to use the inspiration.
Jun 4, 2018 10:06 pm
Rydler closes the distant in between himself and the slime with the turtles, with his dagger out, he lashes at the slime "Move to safety, turtles." then steps away from the slime.
OOC:
Action: Attack
Moving away from the slime without disengaging, hoping to pull it's OA.

Somehow rolled twice, as much as it pains me to say, ignore the second one.
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Rolls

Attack/Damage/Sneak - (1d20+6, 1d4+4, 1d6)

1d20+6 : (18) + 6 = 24

1d4+4 : (1) + 4 = 5

1d6 : (6) = 6

Attack/Damage/Sneak - (1d20+6, 1d4+4, 1d6)

1d20+6 : (20) + 6 = 26

1d4+4 : (1) + 4 = 5

1d6 : (1) = 1

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Jun 4, 2018 10:58 pm
HypCo says:
In case you didn't know: "The creature can wait until after it rolls the d20 before deciding to use the Bardic Inspiration die." I'd argue, even without seeing the DC prior, rolling a twenty has little cause to use the inspiration.
OOC:
Good to know. I haven't played with bard tech for ages, totally forgot the rules around that. Chalk it up to Baracus learning the ins and outs of this powerful new magic item.
Jun 6, 2018 2:50 pm
Round 4 Conclusion

Erden's fiery bolt lights up the tunnel as it streaks towards one of the new slimes. It hits center mass, causing the monster's flesh to melt and slough off in disgusting globs. (9 fire damage)

Urban's shield slams into the same slime twice with a flash of holy light. (11 bludgeoning + 13 radiant). It is pushed back by the fury of Urban's attack, but then both ochre slimes retaliate, striking at the paladin with their disgusting appendages. (17 bludgeoning, 8 acid)

Ybus seeing Urban in trouble, sends a beam of crackling energy streaking down the tunnel. (7 damage)

Baracus whales on the remaining green slime with his father's axe, nearly chopping the thing in half. (12 slashing)

Rydler steps in and strikes with surgical precision (11 damage) then steps away to draw the monster away from the beleaguered turtles. The monster takes the bait, its appendages flailing at both Rydler and Baracus, but it's grievously injured and its attacks are ineffective. (both attacks miss)

The turtles help Myche stumble away to relative safety...except for Rafiel, who doesn't let up for one second, and the slime at the channel crossing finally succumbs to its injuries.

Now there are only the two smaller ochre ones in the tunnel, but Urban is in big trouble. Round 4 ends. Begin Round 5. All PC's are up in any order.
OOC:
[ +- ] Initiative Order & Status
[ +- ] Features

Rolls

Creepy attempts to resist Shove (DC 26) - (1d20+2)

(6) + 2 = 8

Creepy vs. Urban, bludgeoning, acid - (1d20+4, 2d6+2, 1d6)

1d20+4 : (16) + 4 = 20

2d6+2 : (31) + 2 = 6

1d6 : (4) = 4

Crawly vs. Urban, bludgeoning, acid - (1d20+4, 2d6+2, 1d6)

1d20+4 : (16) + 4 = 20

2d6+2 : (63) + 2 = 11

1d6 : (4) = 4

Slime C: OA vs Rydler, acid damage - (1d20+4, 3d6)

1d20+4 : (9) + 4 = 13

3d6 : (635) = 14

Slime C: Round 4 Attack vs. Baracus, acid damage - (1d20+4, 3d6)

1d20+4 : (5) + 4 = 9

3d6 : (231) = 6

Ybus Eldritch Blast - (1d20+5, 1d10)

1d20+5 : (12) + 5 = 17

1d10 : (7) = 7

Rafiel vs. Slime C - (1d20+3, 1d4+3, 1d20+3, 1d4+3)

1d20+3 : (1) + 3 = 4

1d4+3 : (3) + 3 = 6

1d20+3 : (16) + 3 = 19

1d4+3 : (2) + 3 = 5

Jun 6, 2018 3:41 pm
Urban is hit by both orange slimes and is sent reeling. His skin is burning from the acid. He tries to get his bearings to decide what to do next.
OOC:
Will wait until PCs released for Action and assess any other descriptive developments.
[ +- ] Urban Quick Stats
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Jun 6, 2018 5:27 pm
Seeing Urban in trouble, Erden moves forward to join him on the front line, launching an overpowered flurry of magical missiles at Creepy. "Urban, fall back!" he commands his friend in his most authoritative tone.
[ +- ] Stats

Rolls

Magic Missile L2 - (4d4+4)

(3123) + 4 = 13

Jun 6, 2018 5:44 pm
Round 5: Erden

Erden's arcane owls tear into the slime, utterly eviscerating it!
Jun 6, 2018 6:02 pm
Urban knows he needs to break contact momentarily to reset, but he tries to push his luck and buy some spacing. He shoves at the slime blob, trying to push it away before he drops back.

Bonus Action: Shield Shove
OOC:
Depending on results of this, I'll game out Action choice. May have to Disengage. With some luck though, 5' distancing will preclude OAs, maybe I can use normal Movement and come up with some other Action to contribute or set up for next round.
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Rolls

STR Athletics for Shove Comparison - (1d20+6)

(14) + 6 = 20

HR Shield Shove Damage - (1d4)

(1) = 1

Jun 6, 2018 6:06 pm
OOC:
I just want to note that the shield shove requires you to take the attack action on your turn (unless Jabes houserules that) :)
Jun 6, 2018 8:26 pm
OOC:
Correct: Bonus Action shield Shove must come with an Attack action. If I resolve that Shove by opposing it, Disengage will not be an option, so let me know what you decide to do. The slime is probably not going to be able to stand against that Shove though, so I think you'll be fine!
Jun 6, 2018 8:53 pm
Those of you at the water channel intersection: (Baracus, Ybus, Rydler)

https://imgur.com/pwfIM3g.jpg

"Hey, what was that?" Myche asks, wide-eyed. "Tell me you heard that too?"

Straining your ears, all you hear are the sounds of Urban and Erden fighting the slime in the east tunnel. To the north, the splish-splash of water. Then, there it is, so soft it's hard to tell which direction it came from: eerie laughter.

DMJInactive for 2 months

Jun 7, 2018 2:21 am
Jabes.plays.RPG says:
OOC:
Correct: Bonus Action shield Shove must come with an Attack action. If I resolve that Shove by opposing it, Disengage will not be an option, so let me know what you decide to do. The slime is probably not going to be able to stand against that Shove though, so I think you'll be fine!
OOC:
Very true. I'll just keep it simple and Disengage.
On the way, will try to look for something that might be used as a weapon. A grate? Loose stone block? If I can spot something for next round.
Jun 7, 2018 3:27 am
Round 5: Urban

Old habits kick in: Urban obeys his commanding officer's direct order. On the lookout as he falls back he spots a loose brick.
OOC:
• Erden: Did I correctly interpret your action: you are now in melee with the monster?
• Urban: In addition to the brick as potential weapon you do still have the torch. Are you falling back the full 30ft after disengaging? This slime doesn't move 30ft.
Jun 7, 2018 3:38 am
OOC:
Yep, I'm in melee... Let's see how this goes!
Jun 7, 2018 4:21 am
Baracus recognizes the need to clear the path to the exit stairs. As he charges down the sewer tunnel, he is forced to admit to himself that he is not yet worthy of the axe, and so at the last second he bites the axe into the stone wall and uses it as a hand-hold to double wall kick of the tunnel walls. In mid air, he draws the First Sword and comes crashing down on the new slime. With a beastial roar, he strikes the gelatinous mass with his palms, sending huge ripples through the ochre thing.
OOC:
Free action: drop axe
Action: Attack with first sword
Bonus Action: Spend 1 ki for flurry of blows

Rolls

First Sword - (1d20+7, 1d6+7)

1d20+7 : (10) + 7 = 17

1d6+7 : (5) + 7 = 12

Palm strike 1 - (1d20+6, 1d4+6)

1d20+6 : (17) + 6 = 23

1d4+6 : (3) + 6 = 9

Palm strike 2 - (1d20+6, 1d4+6)

1d20+6 : (14) + 6 = 20

1d4+6 : (4) + 6 = 10

Jun 7, 2018 4:56 am
Round 5: Baracus

The slime recoils at Baracus' vicious blows. (12 piercing + 19 bludgeoning) Surprisingly, this one doesn't burn the half-orc's palms. Perhaps these ochre ones aren't as dangerous as the green ones.

Ybus & Rydler

It's faint, but you can definitely hear it now: muffled muttering punctuated by cackling laughter.
Jun 8, 2018 9:32 am
With some distance between himself and the slime now, Urban tries to reorient and reengage. He puts the torch down to get a hand free and scoops up a loose block to use as an improvised weapon.
OOC:
Setting up for next round. Using whatever Movement it takes to wind up 10 or 15 feet from the Slime (after its Movement if any)
Jun 8, 2018 10:49 am
OOC:
Forgive my lack of participation and this lame excuse of a post but phone posting sucks and I'm exhausted.

Sacred Flame: dex DC14 or x radiant.

Rolls

X= - (1d8)

(1) = 1

Jun 8, 2018 5:02 pm
OOC:
No worries, Hyp!
Round 5: Rydler & Ybus

Turning a deaf ear to the eerie sounds for now, Rydler focuses on the yellowish slime looming over Erden. A finger of light stabs down onto the monster, searing translucent flesh. (1 radiant)

Ybus follows suit, unleashing another beam of dark lightning. (2 force damage)
OOC:
[ +- ] Initiative Order & Status
[ +- ] Features

Rolls

Crawly save DEX vs Sacred Flame (DC 14) - (1d20-2)

(14) - 2 = 12

Ybus Eldritch Blast - (1d20+5, 1d10)

1d20+5 : (15) + 5 = 20

1d10 : (2) = 2

Jun 8, 2018 6:03 pm
Round 5 Conclusion

Lio tends to Myche who is still somewhat shaken from having been swallowed up, however briefly, by the slime.

Rafiel moves up beside Urban. With a deft flick of the wrist he flings a razor-sharp metal star at the slime. (5 piercing)

Don-Yi, overcome by curiosity, begins to wander deeper into the tunnels in the direction he believes the muttering voice is coming from. (West)

The slime flails at Baracus. (10 bludgeoning + 4 acid)
OOC:
Round 5 ends. Begin Round 6.
PC's are up.
[ +- ] Initiative Order & Status
[ +- ] Features

Rolls

Rafiel shuriken attack - (1d20+3, 1d4+3)

1d20+3 : (13) + 3 = 16

1d4+3 : (2) + 3 = 5

Don-Yi random direction - (1d3)

(2) = 2

Crawly targets Baracus or Erden? - (1d2)

(2) = 2

Crawly vs Baracus - (1d20+4, 2d6+2, 1d6)

1d20+4 : (19) + 4 = 23

2d6+2 : (53) + 2 = 10

1d6 : (4) = 4

Jun 8, 2018 7:20 pm
With his friend by his side, Erden smiles, "Let's get him, Baracus," he says, launching a bolt of fire at the creature.
OOC:
Man, I need a melee cantrip!

Rolls

Firebolt w/ Disadvantage - (1d20+5, 1d20+5, 1d10)

1d20+5 : (3) + 5 = 8

1d20+5 : (5) + 5 = 10

1d10 : (10) = 10

Jun 8, 2018 7:37 pm
Erden incinerates the slime completely, leaving only a smoking puddle of yellowish goop that is quickly washed away by the sewer water.
OOC:
VICTORY!
[ +- ] Status
With the fight over it's quiet enough to hear the splashing of the water from the inlet pipes. It's loudest to the north where all the water seems to be flowing towards. It's easier to hear the voice now as well, though you can't make out what it's saying. It's definitely coming from the west where Don-Yi has headed.

What do you do?
Jun 8, 2018 7:38 pm
OOC:
Does Erden know where Don-yi went?
Jun 8, 2018 7:40 pm
OOC:
He didn't see but Myche & Lio can tell him. Don-Yi isn't that far down the west tunnel, though he's currently beyond reach of your two light sources.
Jun 8, 2018 8:31 pm
Erden moves back up the tunnel to check on Urban. Seeing that he's alright, he walks up to the remaining turtles, "Where's the purple one... Don-yi?"
Jun 9, 2018 1:25 am
"He went that way," Lio says, pointing west and shaking his head. "Tried to stop him but he wouldn't listen. It's not like him." Both he and Myche struggle to their feet and seem ready to proceed but they, not to mention two of your teammates, are badly injured. If any more slimes show up it could be bad.

https://i.imgur.com/pwfIM3g.jpg
Jun 9, 2018 3:20 am
"He said he was going to follow the voice. But I swear it's coming from over there." Myche says, pointing south. The faint muttering does seem to change origin from one moment to the next. Depending on who's listening, a heartbeat ago the sound was coming out of a metal grate, now from the north tunnel.
OOC:
Roll Perception if you wish. I will tell you the DC to pinpoint the source is high AF.
Jun 9, 2018 3:51 am
OOC:
Perception

Rolls

Perception - (1d20)

(17) = 17

Jun 9, 2018 4:27 pm
Erden: The whispering is coming out of the metal grates. All these chambers and tunnels must be interconnected through these ventilation and drainage shafts. There's no telling where the owner of the voice is actually situated.

A peek down each tunnel by anyone with darkvision (Baracus, the turtles, or Erden through Timear's eyes) reveals that the south tunnel branches left and right. To the north, an archway entrance to a large, unlit chamber. 50 feet into the west tunnel, a similar archway appears to have been walled up. Don-Yi is there, tapping at the bricks and listening.

What do you do?

https://imgur.com/EGPcDzm.jpg
Jun 9, 2018 6:02 pm
OOC:
Jabes, is pinpointing the exact location of the voice still an option? Baracus only has +2 perception but has darkvision. A-Team, I propose cashing my inspiration and Rydler's inspiration die, and perhaps Rydler can cast guidance on me. THat's +2, advantage, +1d4 + 1d6 (average of about +6). I'll start in that direction with this post, but if I'm off base or people want to go in a different direction, I can redact it.
Last edited Jun 9, 2018 10:32 pm
Jun 9, 2018 8:03 pm
OOC:
This task is nigh impossible but sure, you can try if you want. Succeed or fail, I certainly love the fluff on that post!
Jun 9, 2018 10:31 pm
Baracus retrieves his father's axe from the wall and secures it on his back. He hears the whispers haunting them from all directions, and sees his comrades in poor condition. This endeavour, and perhaps their very lives, hangs in the balance.

Baracus closes his eyes and beseeches his father for help:

Father, guide my senses to this fool.

Baracus opens his eyes and witnesses.
OOC:
Papa Baracus: fuck off kid, I'm busy.
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Rolls

Perception (adv) - (1d20+2, 1d20+2, 1d6, 1d4)

1d20+2 : (3) + 2 = 5

1d20+2 : (3) + 2 = 5

1d6 : (5) = 5

1d4 : (2) = 2

Jun 10, 2018 12:19 am
"Shh." Rydler says simply as he crouches down, closing his eyes, clutching the symbol of Lathander, and listening...
OOC:
Papa Lathander: I gotchu, my boi.
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Rolls

Perception (Inspiration), Guidance - (1d20+6, 1d20+6, 1d4)

1d20+6 : (20) + 6 = 26

1d20+6 : (6) + 6 = 12

1d4 : (2) = 2

LenInactive for 28 days

Jun 10, 2018 4:58 am
OOC:
LOL!!!
Jun 10, 2018 5:32 am
Try as he might, Baracus is unable to pick out the original voice. Everything he's hearing is an echo of an echo of an echo, bounced back and forth, around and through the innumerable pipes and shafts, many of them hidden, running through this place.

It's much the same with Rydler even with his finely tuned senses and focus. And yet he senses something, like a guiding force felt only in the core of his being, urging him to the south tunnel.

Just then Don-Yi calls out from the west tunnel. It looks like he's found a chink in the wall. "There's a room behind this wall, and the floor is high and dry. Look, these bricks are new! Help me knock them loose!" he begins smashing the butt of his spear into the bricks. True enough, it sounds hollow. If nothing else, the room beyond might provide a relatively safe place to rest and recover. Then again, it might house new threats.

What do you do?
Jun 10, 2018 1:49 pm
Urban holds the torchlight and scans the area as the turtles work to disassemble the wall.

Activate Divine Sense
OOC:
Fellas, with 9 HP Urban could use a Short Rest if time/circumstance permits, but I know it may not depending on what goes on beyond the wall. Seems like turtle could use SR too. If not, will soldier on no problem, but at lower output - no spell/smite slots either.
Len, Urban has 10 HP Lay on Hands staged up for Barracus, but looking to time it right, save it for later if we do end up running a short rest and Barracus HPs up that way.
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Jun 10, 2018 6:05 pm
Baracus can't discern the echos over Don-Yi's voice and subsequent tapping. But, perhaps that is what his father is directing him toward? Baracus holds Rydler back before joining the Urban and the Turtles. He does his best impersonation of a whisper, which mostly just sounds like his regular voice but an octave even lower.

That of the Nine Hells can take many forms, Rydler.

He nods his head towards Don-Yi, who only moments ago had disappeared.

He looks back at Rydler, the unspoken question filling the air.
OOC:
Going for a help action to Rydler to see if he can verify that Don-Yi is himself. Insight check perhaps or whatever Rydler thinks is appropriate.

J, appreciate the Lay on Hands offer. I'm at 21 hp and got 1 rage in the bag to gain some damage resistance, so you might be the better target for LoH. Your call.

We should probably consider wrapping this up and return to the surface. We have at most 1 more encounter in us. Some ideas:

1. Urban could use LoH and we try to alpha strike whatever is south given Rydler's success. Might be our only chance to catch it off guard, or catch it at all.
2. We hole up in the west room to regain some resources if Don-Yi is on the up-and-up.
3. Retreating to the surface is also a smart option, might be better to cut losses.

Any other possible paths, everyone? What do we want to do? Baracus would be most down for 1 or 2.
Jun 11, 2018 1:37 am
Rydler stares off down the south tunnel, absently nodding to Baracus "A stronger truth less spoken, brother." he whispers back before turning towards the direction Don-Yi went then looks to Baracus. "Keep this between us for now, at least until we find a course of action; Lathander wills me to the south. Whether he wills me to this noise or what we search, I don't know but it lays to the south." He claps Baracus on the shoulder and nods towards Don-Yi "Let's go see if the devil rests his head amongst us."
OOC:
I think insight fits the best; rolling to see if there is anything funky going on with Don-Yi. I have limited healing as well, 2 spell slots of 1d8+6.

I'm for number 1 or 2; we have options so 3 is kinda 'eh' I feels it's more of a last ditch option.

Rolls

Insight (Help), Guidance - (1d20+6, 1d20+6, 1d4)

1d20+6 : (18) + 6 = 24

1d20+6 : (5) + 6 = 11

1d4 : (2) = 2

Jun 11, 2018 9:39 am
As far as Baracus and Rydler can tell, Don-Yi is quite himself.

Breaking through the wall reveals a small, square room. Don-Yi was right, the floor and walls are dry. There are no gutters nor inlet pipes. It appears to have been mostly cleared out before being hastily walled up but you can tell it used to be some sort of laboratory. A few flasks and an alembic sit on a table strewn with vivisected rats and smashed laboratory equipment. On what must have been a shelf crammed with specimens now sits a lone jar containing what appears to be a live sewer slime, no bigger than a fist - but its black coloration is unfamiliar to the turtles. A more thorough search of the table drawers and the shelves lining the walls turns up a few intact, stoppered vials:
[ +- ] You find:
Another vial contains a few crystals which Urban recognizes as a strong stimulant drug. Port Llif was once awash with a version of this drug. But while those crystals were white, these are pale blue. Urban is reminded of something he heard in the alley behind the Scum & Villainy about a new, blue drug circulating in Pradesh.

This former laboratory looks like a relatively safe place to rest. What do you do?

https://i.imgur.com/wXbK42e.jpg
Jun 11, 2018 1:14 pm
Urban studies the room and thinks it over. "I heard some rumors the other night at the docks," he says to the crowd, "Some guy named Heisenberg boils out an extract substance, delivers euphoria to those who partake. On the street they call it Blue Sky. I would guess that this is one of his workshops. He kept it hidden from others I suppose."

Urban picks up and studies one of the stray crystals, and then turns to Erdan, "People do strange things for this sort of smoke. And there is a lot of coin to be made for these apothecary types who brew and sell it."

Urban surveys the crowd and the room. "It looks like it is safe enough though for now," he asks Erdan, "Should we take a short breather?"
OOC:
I'd go for a Short Rest. Could use the HPs the old-fashioned way.
Len, I saw your ideas, and they make perfect sense, but....Hate to be stubborn, but Urban would never use Lay on Hands on himself.
To me as his manager, I just think that is so NOT-Paladin. Ha! From Urban's perspective also, he doesn't even really understand his strange powers so far. He would not even think that his own healing works on himself, and would not have thought of it. For him, he just thinks of it as sometimes he tries to give people a boost. He's not sure if it always works, but it is for other people if it works at all.
OOC:
Plunging in, throwing dice, hoping you guys are onboard with the Short Rest. Badass too : good numbers that put Urban back to full health.
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Rolls

Short Rest Hit Dice - (3d10)

(1087) = 25

Jun 11, 2018 2:57 pm
"What's this Heisenberg got to do with the cult? This IS a cult hideout." Lio says, gesturing at the symbols on the walls - the same symbols as the ones at the house. "We've been after this cult a long time, and we've never known them to involve apothecaries or alchemists."

"No apothecary made that." Rafiel growls, stabbing one of his knives in the direction of the black slime in the jar. "And now Sashvar says the cult is in league with a demon?"
Jun 11, 2018 8:41 pm
Erden looks distastefully at the drugs and shakes his head, "Horrible habit," he says, "But not as horrible as those who profit off of it..."

Turning to Lio, Erden shrugs, "We've not been involved in this as long as you, obviously, but this could well be the source of the cult's income. Even crazed monsters have to eat, you know. As far as the demon goes, we can vouch for its involvement in this, since we fought it already once before."
OOC:
Using Arcane Recovery!
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Jun 12, 2018 1:38 am
Baracus has no clean way to address his acid burns, so he meditates on the nature of pain and suffering.
OOC:
Short Rest: Regaining 12+con = 16 hp and all Ki points.
[ +- ] Stats
DMJ says:
OOC:

... Len, I saw your ideas, and they make perfect sense, but....Hate to be stubborn, but Urban would never use Lay on Hands on himself. To me as his manager, I just think that is so NOT-Paladin...
OOC:
No worries J, good to know that's your take on it.
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Rolls

Hit die - (1d12)

(12) = 12

Jun 12, 2018 5:22 am
Lio raises his hands placatingly. "We weren't arguing. Just wondering out loud. If the cult has allied itself with a demon or demons then they've just become more dangerous. And if they're selling drugs on the street then they must be up to something."
OOC:
I handwaved the identification of potions. Would you have preferred to RP that? Tell me who holds or drinks what, and what else you want to do before we move on.
Jun 12, 2018 5:07 pm
Following Baracus' lead, the turtles spend this respite in quiet meditation. All except Rafiel who paces back and forth at the entrance.

By hour's end you realize the whispering has ceased.
OOC:
Add to the above: Give me detailed, single-file marching order (including light sources) if entering south tunnel.

Whenever you're ready.

Rolls

Rafiel 1HD - (1d8+1)

(4) + 1 = 5

Myche 1HD - (1d8+1)

(4) + 1 = 5

Don-Yi 1HD - (1d8+1)

(6) + 1 = 7

Lio 2HD - (2d8+2)

(27) + 2 = 11

Jun 12, 2018 7:36 pm
OOC:
Unless anyone objects, I think we can hold a similar order from last time:

(Point) Urban w/ torch - Barracus/Erdan - Ybus w/ Light cantrip - Rydler (Rear Guard)

The turtles can assimilate or not as they will. Last time, Rafiel was not integrating at all. Lio was in the lead because they supposedly knew something about the environment and where we were going. If that makes sense to them now, that's fine. If not, Urban will gladly lead.
OOC:
Urban has no intent on carrying any of the potions. His assumption would probably be that Erdan and/or Rydler would manage that.
Urban coordinates with everyone, making sure that the entire team is ready.

When Erdan gives the signal, Urban moves forward down the south tunnel.
Jun 15, 2018 8:51 pm
Erden gives the potions to Rydler to manage, climbs back up on Baracus, and nods, "Time to move."
Jun 15, 2018 9:37 pm
OOC:
I'm back!

What's everyone's HP status? Prior to the short rest, Ybus will cast Cure Wounds twice for those that need them (then recovers the spell slots after the rest, ha). He will ritual-cast Alarm near the entrance to the room.
Ybus' little fingers busy themselves with spells as everyone rests. He closes wounds so that the scars leave little happy faces, then wards the resting area by humming an obscene shanty.

As the party recovers, Ybus inspects the laboratory. He gleefully oohs and aahs at the many colors, and immediately begins to pocket the vivisected rats, the pale blue crystals, and the slime-holding jar. Should others try to stop him, Ybus strongly contests any attempted confiscation of the rats.

When the group is ready to move out, Ybus falls in line, humming happily to himself. He ties a dead rat to his belt and casts a Light cantrip upon the corpse.

Rolls

Cure Wounds :D - (2d8+2)

(46) + 2 = 12

Cure Wounds :) - (2d8+2)

(46) + 2 = 12

Jun 16, 2018 12:36 am
OOC:
Welcome back, CancerMan! Current HP status below. Let me know who gets Ybus' healing. Will move things forward later today.
[ +- ] Status
Jun 16, 2018 7:51 am
OOC:
Don-Yi gets a :D healing, and Myche gets a :).
Jun 16, 2018 5:43 pm
Baracus is good to go, the First Sword drawn and glinting in the torchlight and ratlight.
Jun 16, 2018 8:25 pm
OOC:
[ +- ] Status
Nothing disturbs the remainder of your rest in the laboratory. Even the voice has gone silent. You take whatever seems useful to you and head back out on Erden's signal. Urban holds his torch steady but Ybus' glowing rat swings crazily at his belt as he walks, sending lurid shadows dancing across the tunnel walls.

When you turn south at the channel intersection the voice starts up again - softly at first, but increasingly excited as you draw near. The south tunnel splits at the end. Down the right-hand (west) branch you glimpse a bit of earthen floor. To the left (east) the tunnel is narrow: Ybus and Erden could walk right in but the rest of you would have to turn sideways. It would be a bit of a tight squeeze for Baracus (half speed for medium creatures). The voice seems to come from the right (west).

What do you do?
Jun 16, 2018 9:18 pm
Baracus turns to Lio.

"You claimed to know the sewers better than anyone; what insight can you offer on how to proceed?"
Jun 17, 2018 12:43 am
The instant Baracus speaks the disembodied voice falls silent. In the sudden quiet you hear the rippling of the sewer water, the quiet crackle of Urban's torch, your own breathing. "We've never been in here." Lio whispers nervously. Gesturing at the narrow east branch, he adds, "But I sure wouldn't want to be caught by a slime in a tight spot like that."
Jun 17, 2018 12:47 am
"Whatever's waiting for us, it already knows we're here." Rafiel growls, starting to shoulder past Urban. "Anybody see anything?"
Jun 18, 2018 2:44 am
"What's going on?" Myche and Don-Yi whisper from the back of the group.
Jun 18, 2018 8:37 am
Urban stares down the wider tunnel to the right. The red-banded turtle man spoke true. Whoever, or whatever it was that was whispering and laughing had known they were here in the tunnels since the fight with the slimes at least.

Urban nodded at the turtle who had pressed to the lead, urging him either onward or out of the way. Urban was tired of this cat and mouse game. It was time to find out the source of this voice.

Enter right/west tunnel
Jun 19, 2018 6:33 pm
With Urban in the lead, the group proceeds carefully down the west tunnel. At the end is a chamber with an earthen floor strewn with animal bones. A drainpipe spills sewer water that pools on the mud floor before eventually finding its way into the gutter.

https://i.imgur.com/iBbBZ2C.jpg
OOC:
Urban, Baracus, and Erden: roll Perception. Everyone roll Initiative.

Rolls

Rafiel Perception, Initiative - (1d20+1, 1d20+3)

1d20+1 : (3) + 1 = 4

1d20+3 : (1) + 3 = 4

Secret roll

Jun 19, 2018 6:35 pm
OOC:
Perception/Initiative!

Rolls

Perception - (1d20)

(11) = 11

Initiative - (1d20+5)

(2) + 5 = 7

Jun 19, 2018 7:19 pm
"This might be a good summer home, what do you think?" Ybus blurts aloud.

Rolls

Initiative - (1d20+1)

(9) + 1 = 10

Jun 19, 2018 10:43 pm
OOC:
Perception/Initiative!

Rolls

Perception - (1d20+2)

(20) + 2 = 22

Initiative - (1d20+3)

(12) + 3 = 15

Jun 20, 2018 3:14 am
Urban surveys the scene...
OOC:
3. Ok
...and notices nothing out of the ordinary.
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Rolls

Perception - (1d20)

(3) = 3

Initiative - (1d20+1)

(8) + 1 = 9

Jun 22, 2018 9:32 am
OOC:
Only one of you beat its Stealth check but I will rule that Baracus' Natural 20 counts for double. So the thing does NOT get to take a surprise turn. Unfortunately the enemy beat more than half the good guys on initiative so it still gets to act first.
Baracus glances upwards just in the nick of time. The half-orc yells out a warning and leaps out of the way just as the thing drops from the ceiling. A putrid mass, as if a black slime had regurgitated the mound of rat flesh it had been eating and then decided to couple with it, all rheumy eyes and quivering tails and gaping maws. From these disgusting mouths issue the voice you've been hearing: muttering, gibbering and cackling, driving you crazy! The floor around the abominationt is carpeted with grasping, rat-tail-like tendrils. One of the creature's mouths chomps on Urban (crit for 31 piercing damage, and must save vs. Prone condition). Another mouth spits a gob at Rafiel's feet (Rafiel, Urban, Erden, and Baracus must save vs. Blinding Spittle).
OOC:
This thing is a Gibbering Mouther on steroids (to be accurate, it's on Blue Sky). So along with your actions I will need people to roll some saves.

• DC 10 WIS save vs. Gibbering.
• DC 10 STR save vs. Aberrant Ground.
• DC 13 DEX save vs. Blinding Spittle.
• If you're bitten, make a DC 10 STR save or be knocked Prone.

Who's affected by what? Refer to this battle grid.
[ +- ] Initiative Order & Status
https://pm1.narvii.com/6459/71320263f9db261e5036c611ea7c02e5071ff217_hq.jpg

Rolls

Rydler's initiative - (1d20+4)

(10) + 4 = 14

Bite vs. Urban (AC18) - (1d20+2)

(20) + 2 = 22

crit damage - (5d6)

(45311) = 14

Blinding Spittle Recharge on 5 or 6 - (1d6)

(3) = 3

Rafiel's saves: WIS, STR, DEX - (1d20, 1d20+3, 1d20+3)

1d20 : (4) = 4

1d20+3 : (8) + 3 = 11

1d20+3 : (18) + 3 = 21

Lio's saves: WIS, STR - (1d20+1, 1d20+2)

1d20+1 : (20) + 1 = 21

1d20+2 : (10) + 2 = 12

Myche's WIS save - (1d20+1)

(7) + 1 = 8

Don-Yi's WIS save - (1d20+1)

(3) + 1 = 4

Jun 22, 2018 12:58 pm
OOC:
Saves!

Edit: Succeeded on two of them, so I am going to use Lucky to re-roll my Str save!

Edit 2: Going to wait until I find out what happens before I take my action
[ +- ] Stats
Last edited Jun 22, 2018 1:01 pm

Rolls

Wis - (1d20+2)

(9) + 2 = 11

Dex - (1d20+2)

(11) + 2 = 13

Str - (1d20)

(4) = 4

Lucky re-roll str save - (1d20)

(2) = 2

Jun 22, 2018 2:08 pm
OOC:
1. I will roll the Mouther's damage from now on.

2. We will use this battle grid. I have removed the incorrect map and updated the link to allow you to edit the map to update your position on your turn.

3. Isn't Erden still astride Baracus' shoulders? As long as he stays there, he is unaffected by Aberrant Ground and doesn't need to roll STR saves.

If Baracus fails his save and is stuck, Erden can use half movement to dismount and THEN he'll start rolling STR saves.

If Baracus is bitten and goes Prone, Erden falls off. DEX save to possibly land on his feet.

If Erden himself is bitten and fails the STR save, he falls to the ground Prone.

Does that make sense?
Jun 22, 2018 4:23 pm
"Looks like my last date!" Ybus blurts out. "Or maybe it was the Ye Scum and Villany privvy?"

When the blinding spittle explodes, Ybus declares, "Definitely my last date."

Rolls

Wisdom Save (DC 10), Strength Save (DC 10) - (1d20+4, 1d20+2)

1d20+4 : (16) + 4 = 20

1d20+2 : (10) + 2 = 12

Jun 22, 2018 4:41 pm
"Hey Urb! You can dance if you want to!" Ybus calls out, sending a wave of healing light from his outstretched hand towards the bitten human.

Dancing himself out of the writhing mass of tendrils, Ybus backs away until he reaches Don-Yi by the water channel. "You know, our Street-Play-and-Chill night went exactly like this," he says, and makes a throwing motion with his belaying pin. From the tip of his rod spurts a glowing glob of sparkling energy, aimed for one of the mouther's many eyes.
OOC:
Bonus Action, Healing Light on Urban for 2d6 HP. Casting Guiding Bolt on Gibbering Mouther; if it hits, next attack against creature will be with advantage.
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Rolls

Healing Light HP - (2d6)

(55) = 10

Guiding Bolt, Radiant Damage - (1d20+5, 5d6)

1d20+5 : (15) + 5 = 20

5d6 : (25612) = 16

Jun 22, 2018 5:33 pm
OOC:
SAVING THROW RESULTS

DC 10 WIS save vs. Gibbering: (15) SUCCESS
DC 10 STR save vs. Aberrant Ground: (14) SUCCESS
DC 13 DEX save vs. Blinding Spittle: (10) FAIL


Baracus hears the voices of madness but tunes them out as background noise, not unlike how he details with the sea of people in the streets of Pradesh. The shifting ground occupies his attention in this sliver of time, and he fails to avoid the blinding spittle that ejects from one of the creatures' many mouths!
OOC:
Safe to assume I have the blind condition till the end of the monster's next turn? I'll roll attacks with disadvantage on that assumption.
[ +- ] STATS
Last edited Jun 22, 2018 5:52 pm

Rolls

DC 10 WIS save vs. Gibbering - (1d20+2)

(13) + 2 = 15

DC 10 STR save vs. Aberrant Ground - (1d20+6)

(8) + 6 = 14

DC 13 DEX save vs. Blinding Spittle - (1d20+3)

(7) + 3 = 10

Jun 22, 2018 5:59 pm
Erden maintains his position on Baracus' shoulder and fires off a volley of magical owls at the monster.
[ +- ] Stats
OOC:
Baracus: if you are blind, don't forget that Ybus' Guiding Bolt grants advantage on the next attack which will make it a normal attack

Rolls

Magic missile L1 - (3d4+3)

(322) + 3 = 10

Jun 22, 2018 6:10 pm
Jabes.plays.RPG says:
OOC:
1. I will roll the Mouther's damage from now on.

2. We will use this battle grid. I have removed the incorrect map and updated the link to allow you to edit the map to update your position on your turn.

3. Isn't Erden still astride Baracus' shoulders? As long as he stays there, he is unaffected by Aberrant Ground and doesn't need to roll STR saves.

If Baracus fails his save and is stuck, Erden can use half movement to dismount and THEN he'll start rolling STR saves.

If Baracus is bitten and goes Prone, Erden falls off. DEX save to possibly land on his feet.

If Erden himself is bitten and fails the STR save, he falls to the ground Prone.

Does that make sense?
OOC:
3. Yes, he is still up there. I just wasn't sure what would and would not affect me, so I rolled them all.

This all makes sense to me :)
Jun 22, 2018 6:25 pm
Urban tries to get his bearings in the chaos...
OOC:
Throwing out saves in quick blast, will return later or in new post to update stats and write fluff.
Wow. One GREAT, and the rest TERRIBLE.
Last edited Jun 22, 2018 6:26 pm

Rolls

STR Save on Bite or knocked Prone DC 10 - (1d20+4)

(1) + 4 = 5

WIS Save vs. Gibbering DC 10 - (1d20+2)

(20) + 2 = 22

STR Save - Aberrant Ground DC 10 - (1d20+4)

(3) + 4 = 7

DEX Save - Blinding Spittle DC 13 - (1d20+1)

(1) + 1 = 2

Jun 22, 2018 6:53 pm
Baracus Turn 1
Tearing at the phlegm in his face, Baracus immediately descends into Rage.

"AS YOU HAVE DONE TO ME, SO ARE YOUR EYES NOW FORFIT!"

He pivots in place and stabs with the First Sword where he last saw an eye, then skirts around the edge of the monster to draw it away from Urban.
OOC:

Bonus Action: Raaage!
Action: Attack* for 24 25 and 12 piercing damage
Move: Shifting around the Monster's edge to mitigate area effect attacks.

*Rolled disadvantage separately. Oh nevermind, Ybus's Guiding Bolt canceled it out.
[ +- ] STATS
Last edited Jun 22, 2018 7:16 pm

Rolls

Piercing attack on Gibber Jabber - (1d20+7, 1d6+7)

1d20+7 : (18) + 7 = 25

1d6+7 : (5) + 7 = 12

disadvantage - (1d20+7)

(17) + 7 = 24

Jun 22, 2018 7:18 pm
In the torrent of random babbling, Baracus suddenly makes out his fathers voice as if calling from a great distance:

... yoU ArE nOT wORThy ...
Last edited Jun 22, 2018 7:19 pm
Jun 23, 2018 3:16 pm
The force of the monster's attack knocks Urban to the ground. He lands hard on his back and suddenly finds himself stuck in sludge. Before he can react, Urban is coated with a foul slime that erupts from the abhorrent thing's fanged mouth. The filth sticks to his eyes. Urban is blinded!

The voices are rolling over him now like a wave of confusion. It is almost maddening. Urban fights against an overwhelming dread that bears down on him like a heavy weight. He tries to move away from the terrible monster but cannot.

Prone Condition
Blinded Condition
Movement reduced to 0


Urban barely catches Ybus' voice, but the words are lost in the whirlwind of sound. He sees a glow of a light. What is it? He feels some sort of recovery he thinks. Urban tries again to gather his strength and get up, but still he cannot.

Even with his sight lost to him, Urban can see the monster in his mind. Closing in. The voices are wrapping around him. Horror.

Urban takes hold of his shield and reaches out with his other hand, desperately seeking to detect what is in front of him. He will try to strike out against the monster when it comes in for the kill, but in truth he is not sure if he will be able to.

Blinded, deafened, paralyzed, prone on his back, Urban finds himself reaching out. In prayer is it?
He is thinking of the Child Goddess of Skandrana Varhu. Her voice is a comfort to him. Her light a beacon. He tries to cling to her, yearning for a savior.

Reaction: Ready Action
Action: Attack on trigger of detecting opponent by limited senses (touch, sound, degraded vision)
Bonus Action: Shield Shove, attempt to push opponent back away after Attack strike
[ +- ] Urban Quick Stats
Last edited Jun 23, 2018 9:47 pm

Rolls

Attack with shield - (1d20+6)

(16) + 6 = 22

Damage - (1d4+4)

(2) + 4 = 6

Shield Shove STR Athletics Comparison - (1d20+6)

(6) + 6 = 12

HR shield bash damage - (1d4)

(1) = 1

Attack with Shield Disadvantage - (1d20+6)

(4) + 6 = 10

Shove STR Athletics Disadvantage - (1d20+6)

(12) + 6 = 18

Jun 23, 2018 5:35 pm
OOC:
I hate to do this, J, but both Prone and Blinded impose Disadvantage on your shield attacks. Doesn't affect standard Athletics checks but the Shove is a special melee attack so in this instance that Athletics roll should be at Disadvantage too.

DMJInactive for 2 months

Jun 23, 2018 6:18 pm
OOC:
True. Added both additional Disadvantage attempts.
Jun 25, 2018 12:28 am
OOC:
Strength save and Guiding Bolt Disadvantage

Rolls

Strength Save - (1d20+2)

(3) + 2 = 5

Guiding Bolt Disadvantage - (1d20+5)

(10) + 5 = 15

Jun 25, 2018 4:51 pm
Round 1

The monster's rasping voice, which you are now certain has been gnawing at your nerves since you crossed the first threshold, now tears at your minds like a swarm of rats, clawing and biting at your will, crowding out your thoughts, thrashing at your resolve, making you gag, making you want to run. As this abomination drops into your midst you struggle to keep your wits and shake away the waves of horror washing over you.

Ybus sees Urban go down. Perhaps the halfling is himself so unhinged that he is impervious to the maddening whispers. He sends healing magic Urban's way (10 hp healed), then launches a bolt of brilliance at the monster (16 radiant) before dancing away, dodging the snapping mouths, to fall back into the tunnel.

From his perch atop Baracus' shoulders, Erden launches his magical owls at the gibbering monster (10 force damage). It was fortunate the vigilant half-orc was able to spot the thing before it descended, Erden muses. It can only be hoped that his stalwart friend can remain strong.

Baracus does indeed keep his footing despite the shifting floor, and holds the madness at bay, but is hit full in the face with the disgusting creature's blinding spittle. He cannot see! Rage wells up within him and with a cry he thrusts with the First Sword, putting out one of the creature's eyes. (12 piercing)

Urban is in trouble. He's on his back, stuck in sludge, the wind knocked out of him, and he can't see through the monster's spit. Has he lost the torch he was holding? In his confusion he's not even sure. He hears Ybus' voice and feels new strength flow through him. Rolling onto all fours Urban digs deep, an image of the Child Goddess fixed in his mind, and wills his muscles to obey. He strikes once, twice with the Captain's Shield, pushing the creature back with sheer ferocity! (11 bludgeoning total. Mouther loses strength contest.).

"Steady, Urban!" Rydler yells. "Get up and fight!" Bonus Action: Grant Urban Holy Inspiration. Reaction for Sancho Panza effect: Urban can use his Divine Smite feature (w/o spending a spell slot) before Rydler's next turn. Action: Sacred Flame.
OOC:
Turtles' actions coming up in next post. Battle grid is here.
[ +- ] Initiative Order & Status

Rolls

Gibbering effects: Rafiel, Myche, Don-Yi - (1d8, 1d8, 1d8)

1d8 : (2) = 2

1d8 : (7) = 7

1d8 : (2) = 2

Mouther opposes Shove (12) - (1d20)

(2) = 2

Mouther DEX save vs. Sacred Flame (14) - (1d20-1)

(9) - 1 = 8

Sacred Flame damage - (1d8)

(6) = 6

OA vs. Ybus, damage - (1d20+2, 5d6)

1d20+2 : (5) + 2 = 7

5d6 : (45664) = 25

Jun 25, 2018 7:45 pm
Round 1: Turtles

Rafiel dodges the spittle and powers through the muck to charge the monster, but the maddening whispers seem to sap him of his will and he stands, swaying, his daggers hanging useless.

It's much worse for Myche: with a strangled cry, perhaps a vain effort to drown out the creeping madness, he lashes out at the back of Rydler's head with flail and fist. Luckily, Don-Yi reacts quickly and lunges forward, thwarting both strikes, and Rydler is unharmed.

Lio tries to rally his brothers, charging the monster with a flurry of kicks and sword strike. His blade slices cleanly through the mouther, sending a chunk of it flying. Shockingly, the sliced-off portion stirs and begins climbing the far wall!
OOC:
End of round 1. Enemy turn at the top of the next round. Battle grid.
[ +- ] Initiative Order & Status

Rolls

Myche's target (Ry, D, or Y) - (1d3)

(1) = 1

Lio Flurry of Blows: sword, kick1, kick2 - (1d20+3, 1d6+3, 1d20+3, 1d4+3, 1d20+3, 1d4+3)

1d20+3 : (16) + 3 = 19

1d6+3 : (4) + 3 = 7

1d20+3 : (7) + 3 = 10

1d4+3 : (4) + 3 = 7

1d20+3 : (15) + 3 = 18

1d4+3 : (4) + 3 = 7

Myche vs. Rydler: flail, punch - (1d20+3, 1d8+3, 1d20+3, 1d4+3)

1d20+3 : (13) + 3 = 16

1d8+3 : (4) + 3 = 7

1d20+3 : (13) + 3 = 16

1d4+3 : (3) + 3 = 6

Jun 26, 2018 4:59 am
Round 2

The monster in the middle of the room turns its attention to Rafiel and brings its gnashing teeth to bear. (14 damage)

Eyes and mouths sprout like tumors on the smaller creature on the wall. One of its slavering mouths spits a gob of mucus at Baracus.
OOC:
Your turn. Don't forget to roll your saves and adjust actions accordingly:

• DC 10 WIS save vs. Gibbering.
• DC 10 STR save vs. Aberrant Ground.
• Baracus: DC 13 DEX save vs. Blinding Spittle.
Battle grid.
[ +- ] Initiative Order & Status

Rolls

M target: R, U, L, E, B - (1d5)

(1) = 1

Bite - (1d20+2, 5d6)

1d20+2 : (3) + 2 = 5

5d6 : (34115) = 14

Rafiel STR save DC10 vs. Prone - (1d20+3)

(7) + 3 = 10

Mm spit target: E, B - (1d2)

(2) = 2

Spit recharge? M, Mm - (1d6, 1d6)

1d6 : (2) = 2

1d6 : (4) = 4

Jun 26, 2018 10:44 am
The Young Goddess is standing on a hill. As Urban climbs to approach, he sees that her feet are floating off of the ground.

Corpses are strewn all up the hillside. Stabbed, cut, and broken bodies of men. Split armor and shields. Blood-covered weapons casted about. A battlefield. War has made its harvest.

"Why do you reign here?,"
Urban asks the Goddess. "Did you do this?", he looks away only briefly at the carnage behind him.

The Goddess is looking down the other side of the hill. It is a clear valley. A river. The sun setting down behind distant mountains. It is a place for suited for the gods. Could it be for men?

"You will go there then?" Urban asks, with a hint of understanding in his voice. "You had to wage war to reach this...valley? The Mountains?" He looks across the golden scene that stretches to the horizon. "Peace," he says, finding the name of the place.

The Child Goddess looks to Urban. Her eyes are so strong. Urban has to look away because of his heavy debt.

Her voice he can hear, though an unsettling noise is here now on the hill. Other voices. Whispering and mumbling.

"I do not travel to The Mountains," the Goddess says. "I come from them." Her voice cuts through all of the others, and Urban tries to hold onto it.

"I travel down now. I descend into the depths," she has a rising tone. There is a sharp edge to her words.

Urban steals a glance, sees the Goddess looking back down the hill from which he climbed. He turns to see what she sees.

The men. The warriors are back on their feet, killing one another anew. Now they are yelling and muttering, cursing in dark languages that should not be spoken by men.

A barbarian champion is knocked back and falls at Urban's feet. The man's torso is covered in mouths, eyes, teeth. Swollen rats crawl forth from the a large wound that is pouring out entrails.

"You descend with me," the Goddess commands. "RAISE YOUR SHIELD, MAN!"

----------------------------------------

Urban throws up his shield and tears the sticky filth from his eyes. He sees the nightmare...

...and charges against it!

Urban strides towards the great abomination, swinging his shield with all of his might, hoping to drive the monstrosity against the wall and smash it asunder.

Bonus Action: Shield Shove
OOC:
(seeking to push north, must avoid pinning B/E into flanking threat between two opponents)
Action: Attack
Effects: Smite
OOC:
(from Rydler's Sancho Panza boost)
OOC:
Two 20s in one series. YISSSSS!!
I think the sappy horror cheese-dream entry worked. Golden Girl tipped the RNG.
OOC:
Plus, Urban shoved the F*#k out of that monster. That guy might get blown out by 10 feet instead of 5, right back into that wall.
Mouthy buck-toothed muther f(bleep)..
Last edited Jun 26, 2018 3:35 pm

Rolls

WIS Save vs. MADNESS DC 10 - (1d20+2)

(18) + 2 = 20

STR Save vs. Stuck in Horror Muck DC 10 - (1d20+4)

(20) + 4 = 24

Attack, Shield (BLUDGEON!) Improvised Weapon - (1d20+6)

(7) + 6 = 13

Damage - (1d4+6)

(4) + 6 = 10

Smite Damage if hit - (2d8)

(32) = 5

Shield Shove (shove North if success, avoid pushing into Barracus) - (1d20+6)

(20) + 6 = 26

HR Shield Shove/Bash damage - (1d4)

(2) = 2

Jun 26, 2018 12:29 pm
Round 2: Urban

It's twice his size but Urban slams into the nightmare creature again and again, driving it back towards the wall. There is the exit! But Erden and Baracus are in danger of being pinned against the wall by the monster and its unholy spawn! What do the rest of you do?
OOC:
[ +- ] Initiative Order & Status

Rolls

Mouther opposes Shove - (1d20)

(20) = 20

Jun 26, 2018 2:44 pm
Erden shakes off the effects of the monster's odd gibbering once again and fires another volley of small owls at the beast.
[ +- ] Stats
Last edited Jun 26, 2018 2:45 pm

Rolls

Wis Save vs Gibbering - (1d20+2)

(13) + 2 = 15

Magic Missile - (3d4+3)

(131) + 3 = 8

Jun 26, 2018 4:01 pm
Baracus walls his mind off from the voices and holds his footing easily against the shifting ground, but at such close quarters it is nearly impossible for him to evade the vomit that the many mouths excrete. Instead, he reaches down its gullets and rips out tongues.
OOC:
• DC 10 WIS save vs. Gibbering: SUCCESS
• DC 10 STR save vs. Aberrant Ground: SUCCESS
• Baracus: DC 13 DEX save vs. Blinding Spittle: FAIL


Condition: Blinded, disadv on all attack rolls included. I'm playing it as if he doesn't even know another Mouther has appeared since he can't see.

Action: First Sword attack, attack roll of 15 and 13 piercing damage

Bonus Action: Spend 1 ki point for flurry of blows:
First attack roll of 7 for 9 bludgeoning
Second attack roll of 9 for 9 damage
[ +- ] Stats
Last edited Jun 26, 2018 7:58 pm

Rolls

dc 10 wisdom save vs. gibbering - (1d20+2)

(15) + 2 = 17

dc 10 strength save vs. aberrant ground - (1d20+6)

(12) + 6 = 18

dc 13 dex save vs. blinding spittle - (1d20+3)

(3) + 3 = 6

First Sword on daddy mouther (disadv) - (1d20+7, 1d20+7, 1d6+7)

1d20+7 : (16) + 7 = 23

1d20+7 : (8) + 7 = 15

1d6+7 : (6) + 7 = 13

Unarmed Strike vs. Daddy Mouther - (1d20+6, 1d20+6, 1d4+6)

1d20+6 : (1) + 6 = 7

1d20+6 : (8) + 6 = 14

1d4+6 : (3) + 6 = 9

Unarmed Strike vs. Daddy Mouther - (1d20+6, 1d20+6, 1d4+6)

1d20+6 : (19) + 6 = 25

1d20+6 : (3) + 6 = 9

1d4+6 : (3) + 6 = 9

Jun 26, 2018 4:16 pm
Ybus steps forward so that the gibbering mouther is once again in view, and begins to say, "Hey guys, I don't think this room has a door. Just F-Y-I."

The halfling launches a bright dart of crackling force at the mouther, either ignoring or not seeing the smaller version on the wall.
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Last edited Jun 26, 2018 4:19 pm

Rolls

Wisdom Save (DC 10) - (1d20+4)

(13) + 4 = 17

Eldritch Blast, Force Damage - (1d20+5, 1d10)

1d20+5 : (1) + 5 = 6

1d10 : (1) = 1

Lucky Eldritch - (1d20+5)

(12) + 5 = 17

Jun 26, 2018 5:35 pm
Round 2: Baracus, Erden, Ybus

Hemmed in, dangerously close to being completely cut off from the others, Erden and Baracus fight desperately to end the nightmarish creature looming over them.

Erden's magical owls tear through the monster (8 force damage) as Baracus' sword pierces one of its eyes (13 piercing). Though unable to see through a faceful of spittle, the half-orc uses his embedded sword as a guide and reaches into one of the monster's gullets. It takes a couple of tries but Baracus grabs a raspy tongue and rips it right out. (9 damage).

The shadows in the room shift as Ybus reappers at the entrance, dead-rat-lamp swinging and eldritch dart slime-seeking. (1 damage).

There is a new tone to the creature's babbling. It sounds desperate. It's definitely in a lot of pain.
OOC:
• Rydler is up.
Battle grid.
• Effects:
- DC 10 WIS save vs. Gibbering.
- DC 10 STR save vs. Aberrant Ground.
- DC 13 DEX save vs. Blinding Spittle.
[ +- ] Initiative Order & Status

Rolls

Rafiel WIS save - (1d20)

(20) = 20

Lio WIS, STR - (1d20+1, 1d20+2)

1d20+1 : (14) + 1 = 15

1d20+2 : (14) + 2 = 16

Myche - (1d20+1)

(9) + 1 = 10

Rafiel STR save - (1d20+3)

(7) + 3 = 10

Myche WIS save - (1d20+1)

(16) + 1 = 17

DMJInactive for 2 months

Jun 26, 2018 7:47 pm
OOC:
Yo, Jabes. Was wondering if you might allow Urban some Movement to add to his previous round after he (and I) can see the positional results of his other actions?

A quick talk-through while looking at the Grid Map:
1) After freeing self to Move by successful Save vs. Aberrant Ground, I think Urban took a step over to F13/14 in order to shield shove the monster to the north.
2) After the success of the Shove was clear, new paths were open for Movement. Urban would want to react as much as he can to get to Barracus and Erdan.
3) Hoping that Urban could have kept moving. It is Difficult Terrain, so 3 squares. F13/14 (already mentioned) to G12 to H11. If you can't move 2 diagonals in a row, then maybe F13/14 to G12 to H12 at least?
4) Avoiding OAs all the while. Urban is staying within adjacent squares throughout Movement, not trying to withdraw.
5) I know that relocates Urban from "out of" Aberrant Ground into remaining in the thick of it again, but I'm ok with that.

Possible?
Last edited Jun 26, 2018 7:51 pm
Jul 2, 2018 11:12 am
Round 2: Rydler

Rydler sends healing energy Rafiel's way (5hp healed), then calls down another shaft of light to stab down on the bigger creature in the room. Its skin sizzling, the monster trembles in what you're sure are its death throes. It bursts like a bubble, showering you all with burning acid (DEX save vs. DC 13 or take 5 acid damage), and littering the floor with gore. Now there is just the thing on the wall to deal with. No, wait! The largest chunks of flesh begin to stir!
OOC:
There are a total of 6 mini mouthers (five on the floor, one 15 ft up the north wall). Around each, Aberrant Ground in effect 5ft radius, Gibbering 10ft radius.

TMNT turn! They have already succeeded at their STR and WIS saves for this round, but you'll have to roll their DEX save vs. acid. You control one of them til end of combat. Take your pick. First come, first served. Go!

• NPC Stats: Lio, Myche, Rafiel, Don-Yi.
Battle Grid.
[ +- ] Initiative Order & Status

Rolls

Sacred Flame - (1d8)

(6) = 6

acid damage - (1d6)

(5) = 5

Rydler DEX save - (1d20+6)

(9) + 6 = 15

Healing Word on Rafiel - (1d4+4)

(1) + 4 = 5

Jul 2, 2018 5:29 pm
"Yeah, this is exactly how that date went," ponders Ybus as the acidic shower washes over him. "Is that you, Sybille? You're looking good!"

Even as he makes pleasant small talk, Ybus thrusts his spear at the mini-mouther at his feet. "I see you've been keeping busy. Did some work on your hips, too!"
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Last edited Jul 2, 2018 5:34 pm

Rolls

DEX, STR, WIS saves - (1d20+1, 1d20+2, 1d20+4)

1d20+1 : (2) + 1 = 3

1d20+2 : (12) + 2 = 14

1d20+4 : (17) + 4 = 21

Two-Handed Spear, Piercing Damage - (1d20+4, 1d8+2)

1d20+4 : (10) + 4 = 14

1d8+2 : (8) + 2 = 10

WIS Save Disadvantage - (1d20+4)

(10) + 4 = 14

Jul 2, 2018 5:36 pm
OOC:
Oops, it's not the PC's turn yet. You guys just took your turns. It's the turtles' turns, then the mouthers then back to the PC's. But I'm letting four of you control a turtle. :-)

So yes, make your PC's DEX save vs. acid, then pick a turtle and post their action for round 2.

Those are some great rolls for Ybus though. We can use them in Round 3. :-)
Jul 2, 2018 5:41 pm
OOC:
Ack, sorry, misread that it was player turn. Can my action be delayed until the right time?

Meanwhile...
Lio tumbles to try to avoid the acidic splash, and as he finishes his roll he lances his blade out at the mini-mouther #4. He follows up with rapid-fire combination of kicks and punches.

Rolls

DEX save - (1d20+3)

(2) + 3 = 5

Talwar, Slashing Damage - (1d20+3, 1d8+3)

1d20+3 : (17) + 3 = 20

1d8+3 : (5) + 3 = 8

Flurry of Blows! - (1d20+3, 1d4+3, 1d20+3, 1d4+3)

1d20+3 : (3) + 3 = 6

1d4+3 : (2) + 3 = 5

1d20+3 : (14) + 3 = 17

1d4+3 : (3) + 3 = 6

Jul 2, 2018 5:48 pm
Round 2: Lio

Lio slashes at one of the mouthers, cutting it neatly in half. To his horror, each half continues to pulsate and grow and babble! That's the second time now his swords have caused the mouther to multiply
OOC:
• NPC Stats: Lio, Myche, Rafiel, Don-Yi.
Battle Grid.
[ +- ] Initiative Order & Status
Jul 2, 2018 7:04 pm
OOC:
Why does Don-Yi have a spear and not a staff?
Don-Yi rushes in to join his brothers in the fight, "Don't cut them, I think it's causing them to multiply! Try crushing them instead!" he says as he smashes at M4 with his weapon and kicks.

Rolls

Spear? Bludgeoning if possible (2-handed) - (1d20+3, 1d8+3)

1d20+3 : (16) + 3 = 19

1d8+3 : (7) + 3 = 10

Flurry of Blows attack 1 - (1d20+3, 1d4+3)

1d20+3 : (8) + 3 = 11

1d4+3 : (3) + 3 = 6

Flurry of Blows attack 2 - (1d20+3, 1d4+3)

1d20+3 : (9) + 3 = 12

1d4+3 : (4) + 3 = 7

Fist attack if I can't bludgeon with my weapon - (1d20+3, 1d4+3)

1d20+3 : (3) + 3 = 6

1d4+3 : (2) + 3 = 5

Jul 2, 2018 8:32 pm
Round 2: Don-Yi

Don-Yi moves in and stabs at a mouther with the butt end of his spear, reducing the creature into mush, then smashes another nearby critter with a lightning-fast two-hit combo.
OOC:
• NPC Stats: Lio, Myche, Rafiel, Don-Yi.
Battle Grid.
[ +- ] Initiative Order & Status

Rolls

DEX save vs. acid burst - (1d20+3)

(4) + 3 = 7

LenInactive for 28 days

Jul 2, 2018 11:18 pm
Myche watches the big jibber jabber break into a bunch of little ones. Unable to get in close to the action, he spends a moment narrating the scene:

"Radical! These dudes are like totally a one-man par-tay! Imagine the pizza bill for all those mouths though!"

He leaps up and sends a throwing star sailing above everyone's heads. It veers at the last second at one of the mini mouthers (m4) then retreats down the tunnel 10 feet to give the others some room to maneuver.
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Rolls

Throwing star at m4 - (1d20+3, 1d4+3)

1d20+3 : (19) + 3 = 22

1d4+3 : (4) + 3 = 7

Jul 2, 2018 11:44 pm
OOC:
Baracus's saves

Rolls

Str save dc10 - (1d20+6)

(2) + 6 = 8

Wis save dc10 - (1d20+2)

(8) + 2 = 10

Wis save (disadv) - (1d20+2)

(20) + 2 = 22

DMJInactive for 2 months

Jul 2, 2018 11:48 pm
Rafiel hears the warning from the others and faces off against one of the mini-mouthers that splatters in front of him like a mumbling biting sludge.

"And I thought it was tough getting a word in edgewise when you have just THREE jabbering brothers!" He spins his kittaris in his hands and leaps up, arching back at full extension with both arms. "A hundred speakers and not one listener? No wonder these guys are frustrated!"

As he arches back down, he stabs straight down pivoting all of his weight, hoping to destroy the small creature by stabbing it straight into the ground.
Last edited Jul 2, 2018 11:52 pm

Rolls

DEX save v. Acid DC 13 - (1D20+3)

(7) + 3 = 10

Kattari Attack v. M3 - (1d20+3)

(2) + 3 = 5

damage - (1d4+3)

(2) + 3 = 5

Kattari Attack off-hand - (1d20+3)

(8) + 3 = 11

damage - (1d4+3)

(2) + 3 = 5

Jul 3, 2018 12:06 am
OOC:
Jabes, I have one moment in time to post now and then I'm probably out for a solid week. I know it may be out of sequence, but I thought I should go ahead and throw in one quick entry and let you insert it if it fits at the right time. If not, you can disregard of course. Thanks, bro. Happy Independence to those celebrating.
Urban can see the trend now: it is imperative not to cut and split the monsters any further. He crashes his shield down into one of the mini-monsters, attempting to pulverize it.

UDATE: Adding Disadvantage WIS save


All of the voices, echoing off of the stone walls - the sound is maddening. Disorienting. Urban feels an unnatural anxiety washing over him. His focus begins to fray.

Urban shakes out of it, but it is clear to him now that this set of enemies may be able to crack his mind apart even before they dissolve and eat his body! They had to find a way to put these foul creatures down for good.
OOC:
I can see after reading that targeting against M4 was OBE. Could the effort apply against M6?
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Rolls

DEX Save v. Acid blast - (1d20+1)

(15) + 1 = 16

Attack Shield as Improv Weapon v. M4 - (1d20+6)

(6) + 6 = 12

Damage - (1d4+6)

(4) + 6 = 10

Bonus Action Shove (straight down Prone, not outward) - (1d20+6)

(10) + 6 = 16

HR shield bash damage - (1d4+6)

(3) + 6 = 9

STR Save for Round - (1d20+4)

(17) + 4 = 21

WIS Save for Round - (1d20+2)

(12) + 2 = 14

WIS Save Disadvantage - (1d20+2)

(20) + 2 = 22

Jul 3, 2018 7:20 am
Round 2: Myche & Rafiel

Myche just manages to dodge the splatter of acid as the big mouther falls apart, then flicks a throwing star at one of the mouther spawn, hitting it dead center. (Throwing star vs. m6: HIT. 7 damage.)

Rafiel is unable to avoid the unexpected burst of acid, but the burns only fuel his rage. His first stab misses but his second punches into slimy flesh. (Kattar attack 2 vs. m3: HIT. 5 damage.)
OOC:
Battle Grid.
[ +- ] Initiative Order & Status

Rolls

Myche's DEX save vs. acid burst (DC 13) - (1d20+3)

(11) + 3 = 14

Lio's WIS save vs. Gibbering (disadvantage roll) - (1d20+1)

(4) + 1 = 5

Jul 3, 2018 10:05 am
Round 2: Mini-mouthers

The throbbing lumps of disgusting flesh rise up from the gore-covered floor. The noise and stench from the creature's spawn, now multiplied six-fold, are maddening. Some begin to ooze up the walls, while the rest lurch towards you sickeningly, their hungry maws snapping...
OOC:
• m1: Climb 15ft, spits. Erden must save DC 13 DEX or be Blinded.
• m2: Dash: move to west wall, climb 20ft to ceiling.
• m3: Bite Rafiel. MISS.
• m5: Bite Ybus. MISS.
• m6: Bite Urban. MISS.
Battle Grid.
[ +- ] Initiative Order & Status

Rolls

m3 bites Rafiel (AC 17) - (1d20+2, 2d6)

1d20+2 : (12) + 2 = 14

2d6 : (42) = 6

m5 bites Ybus (AC 12) - (1d20+2, 2d6)

1d20+2 : (7) + 2 = 9

2d6 : (21) = 3

m6 bites Urban (AC 18) - (1d20+2, 2d6)

1d20+2 : (2) + 2 = 4

2d6 : (15) = 6

m1 recharge? - (1d6)

(6) = 6

Jul 3, 2018 7:12 pm
Erden leans away from the slime from his perch on Baracus' shoulder, but can't quite move out of the way. In a panic, his magic immediately forms a barrier, altering the trajectory of the slime and causing it to splat against the wall.
OOC:
EDIT: Using my Arcane Deflection ability to add +4 to my save!
[ +- ] Arcane Deflection
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Rolls

Dex Save - (1d20+2)

(9) + 2 = 11

Jul 3, 2018 7:24 pm
OOC:
Great call! Erden's magic protects him from the blinding loogie.

LenInactive for 28 days

Jul 3, 2018 8:27 pm
OOC:
Dex save incoming

Rolls

Dex save - (1d20+3)

(8) + 3 = 11

Jul 3, 2018 9:13 pm
OOC:
Sadly, not quite good enough. Baracus takes 5 acid damage.
Jul 4, 2018 7:45 am
Round 3: mini mouther (mm)

The first junior jabber moves across the ceiling and drops nearly on top of Erden's head! Bite hits. 9 piercing damage. Save STR vs. DC 10 or fall off Baracus' shoulders and land Prone.

Round 3: Urban

Urban pivots and squashes the creature at his feet into lifeless goo.

• STR save vs. Aberrant Ground: 21 vs DC 10: SUCCESS.
• WIS save (disadvantage) vs. Gibbering: 14 22 vs. DC 10: SUCCESS.
• Shield attack vs. m6: HIT. 10 bludgeoning damage. KILL SHOT.


Round 3: Ybus

With some gibbering of his own, Ybus thrusts his spear into the quivering thing in front of him.

• STR save vs. Aberrant Ground: 14 vs DC 10: SUCCESS.
• WIS save (disadvantage) vs. Gibbering: 21 14 vs. DC 10: SUCCESS.
• Two-Handed Spear vs. m5: HIT. 10 piercing damage.
OOC:
Battle Grid.
[ +- ] Initiative Order & Status

Rolls

Bite vs. Erden (AC 12), piercing damage - (1d20+2, 2d6)

1d20+2 : (10) + 2 = 12

2d6 : (36) = 9

Jul 4, 2018 3:01 pm
Lio tries to rely on his strength of will and disciplined mind to fight through the maddening noise. He twists his talwars to try and strike with the back of the blade.
OOC:
Wasn't sure whether a hit with the blade would still count as 1d8 damage, so I've included it.
Last edited Jul 4, 2018 3:03 pm

Rolls

STR Save - (1d20+2)

(20) + 2 = 22

WIS Save, Disadvantage - (1d20+1, 1d20+1)

1d20+1 : (11) + 1 = 12

1d20+1 : (14) + 1 = 15

Talwar, Bludgeoning(?) Damage - (1d20+3, 1d8+3)

1d20+3 : (15) + 3 = 18

1d8+3 : (4) + 3 = 7

Jul 4, 2018 3:20 pm
OOC:
I think that would be treated as an improvised weapon. 1d4+STR mod(2).

Not striking with the second blade?
Jul 5, 2018 2:22 am
BARACUS ROUND 3
STR save vs. Aberrant Ground: 8 vs DC 10 - FAILED
^ not sure how that affects Erden. I excluded narration on the subject until your call.

WIS save (disadvantage) vs. Gibbering: 10 vs. DC 10: SUCCESS

space

YoU ...ARe ... noT .. WoRthY ..

Clawing at the mouther's spittle and surrounded by voices of his family decrying his worthiness, Baracus falls to the ever-shifting ground beneath his feet. He lands with a crash in the grime and sewer water.

yOU ...are ... nOT woRThY !

But, he manages to get an eye open, and stumbles to his feet, head pounding and breathing hard.

YOU ARE NOT WORTHY !!

He sheathes the First Sword. Not worthy? He settled into his stance, cracking his neck left, then right. His voice booms, his fiery and impulsive anger replaced with a murderous icy rage.

"WITNESS."

His fists were a blur of action.

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Movement: Spend 1/2 movement to stand from prone drops to zero.
Action: Unarmed strike vs. mm. Attack with 15 for 9 bldg damage.
Bonus Action: Flurry of blows vs. mm. If mm dies, move on to m3 (should have enough mvmt to get to square e11) Attack with 17 for 9 bldg and 15 for 10 bldg. Total of 28 damage if it all hits.

[ +- ] STATS
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Rolls

Unarmed Attack 1 - (1d20+6, 1d4+6)

1d20+6 : (9) + 6 = 15

1d4+6 : (3) + 6 = 9

Unarmed Attack 2 - (1d20+6, 1d4+6)

1d20+6 : (11) + 6 = 17

1d4+6 : (3) + 6 = 9

Unarmed Attack 3 - (1d20+6, 1d4+6)

1d20+6 : (9) + 6 = 15

1d4+6 : (4) + 6 = 10

LenInactive for 28 days

Jul 5, 2018 5:00 am
MYCHE ROUND 3

"COWABUNGA!"

Myche takes a running leap, soaring through the air over his brothers' heads with his arms and legs tucked into his shell. He lands on the other side of them, popping his legs out at the last second, his flail ready for action.

"Yes, dudes and dudettes! Major league butt kicking is back in town!"
OOC:
Michelangelo takes the dash action, his movement noted on the battle grid.
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Jul 5, 2018 12:23 pm
Round 3: Lio, Myche, Baracus.

Lio swats at one of the loathsome creatures with the flat of one of his blades as Myche leaps into the fray.

Baracus executes a kill so savage and thorough, his ancestors must surely have taken notice! With his bare hands the hulking half-orc reduces the first and largest of the nightmare creatures to a puddle of muck.
OOC:
Battle Grid.
[ +- ] Initiative Order & Status
Jul 5, 2018 1:56 pm
OOC:
Str Save

Rolls

Str save - (1d20)

(5) = 5

Jul 5, 2018 4:10 pm
Lio turns, swatting at m5 with the flat of his second sword.

Rolls

1st attack damage - (1d4+2)

(1) + 2 = 3

Bonus Action Talwar, Bludgeoning Damage - (1d20+3, 1d4+2)

1d20+3 : (13) + 3 = 16

1d4+2 : (3) + 2 = 5

Jul 5, 2018 4:38 pm
The critter squeals as it gets slapped around. (8 bludgeoning damage)
OOC:
Battle Grid.
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Jul 5, 2018 7:58 pm
Erden is caught off guard by the mini-mouther and is knocked off of Baracus' shoulder, hitting the ground with a heavy thud. Groaning, he climbs to his feet, and growls, dusting off his robes as well as he can. Surveying the battlefield, he chants a few arcane words and points a finger toward m1. A bolt of flame streaks toward the monster.

Rolls

Firebolt - (1d20+5, 1d10)

1d20+5 : (14) + 5 = 19

1d10 : (6) = 6

Jul 5, 2018 8:02 pm
Suddenly panicking, Don-Yi rushes in the worst possible direction: Through his brothers and past Rydler to cower against the western wall of the chamber.
OOC:
I believe Don-Yi will provoke an Opportunity Attack by moving away :(
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Rolls

Str Save vs Aberrant Ground - (1d20+2)

(3) + 2 = 5

Wis Save vs Gibbering (Disadvantage) - (1d20+1, 1d20+1)

1d20+1 : (2) + 1 = 3

1d20+1 : (13) + 1 = 14

Effect of Gibbering - (1d8)

(5) = 5

Direction Moved (Starting with North and then clockwise) - (1d9)

(7) = 7

Jul 5, 2018 8:32 pm
Round3: Erden & Don-Yi

Erden's flaming bolt hits the creature on the wall. (6 fire damage). It screams as its flesh sizzles but it stays where it is, glaring at Erden with its myriad eyes.

Don-Yi panics and tries to flee, but he's stuck fast to the undulating floor.
OOC:
Battle Grid.
[ +- ] Initiative Order & Status

DMJInactive for 2 months

Jul 6, 2018 12:25 pm
Rafiel

Rafiel tries to maintain concentration against the relentless chatter of the mouthers. He keeps his legs moving in an effort to not get stuck in the sludge that surrounds the creature.

Save Gibbering, WIS 10 (Disadvantage?)
Save Aberrant Ground, STR 10


Keeping his wits and mobility, Rafiel bursts into action. He stabs at the mumbling mass of sludge and follows with a series of kicks, a round house then a spinning iron butterfly.

"Stop chattering, and say, 'Good night'!"

Action: Attack Kattar
Bonus Action: Flurry of Blows, 2 unarmed strikes (1 ki point cost)
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Rolls

Gibbering Madness Save WIS DC 10 - (1d20)

(20) = 20

Gibbering Madness Save (Disadvantage if applies - (1d20)

(19) = 19

Aberrant Ground Save STR DC 10 - (1d20+3)

(12) + 3 = 15

Stab M3 - (1D20+3)

(19) + 3 = 22

damage - (1d4+3)

(4) + 3 = 7

kick 1 - (1d20+3)

(17) + 3 = 20

damage - (1d4+3)

(2) + 3 = 5

kick 2 - (1d20+3)

(11) + 3 = 14

damage - (1d4+3)

(1) + 3 = 4

Jul 6, 2018 2:03 pm
Round 3: Rafiel

Rafiel connects with kattari and kicks. (16 damage total). The muttering thing wavers but stays in the fight.
OOC:
Battle Grid.
[ +- ] Initiative Order & Status
Jul 6, 2018 4:56 pm
Round 3: Rydler

Rydler points a finger at Rafiel's foe and sends a beam of radiance stabbing into the creature, instantly killing it. Then he reaches down and touches Ybus on the shoulder, lending the halfling strength and encouragement.
OOC:
• Action: Sacred Flame. KILL SHOT!
• Bonus: Holy Inspiration to Ybus (d6)
• Mini-mouthers are up next.
Battle Grid.
[ +- ] Initiative Order & Status

Rolls

WIS save vs. Gibbering (disadvantage) - (1d20+4, 1d20+4)

1d20+4 : (8) + 4 = 12

1d20+4 : (9) + 4 = 13

m3 DEX save vs. Sacred Flame - (1d20-1)

(9) - 1 = 8

Sacred Flame damage - (1d8)

(6) = 6

Jul 6, 2018 5:30 pm
One of the creatures spits in Ybus' face and sinks its fangs into him (6 damage) before trying to flee up the wall.

The monster nearest the inlet pipe moves towards it, probably to escape. It fires a parting shot at Rafiel but the nimble turtle dodges it.

The creature on the north wall spits at Erden, then crawls across the ceiling right above the gnome.
OOC:
• Erden must roll DEX save (DC 13) vs. Blinding Spittle.
• Ybus must roll STR save (DC 10) or fall Prone after being bitten.
• Myche, Lio, and Ybus may take OA's vs. m5. Don-Yi can't take reactions til his next turn.
Battle Grid.
[ +- ] Initiative Order & Status

Rolls

m5 bites Ybus (AC12), Advantage if Ybus is blinded - (1d20+2, 1d20+2)

1d20+2 : (18) + 2 = 20

1d20+2 : (1) + 2 = 3

Piercing damage vs. Ybus - (2d6)

(42) = 6

Rafiel DEX save vs. Blinding Spittle - (1d20+3)

(16) + 3 = 19

Jul 6, 2018 5:54 pm
OOC:
Let's have those saves and OA's to close out Round 3.
Jul 6, 2018 6:24 pm
"Ow! Lady, watch the tongue!" Ybus complains as the light flashes into his eyes and the teeth sink into his body. As the creature climbs the wall, the halfling tries to impale it against the stonework with his spear.
[ +- ] [url=https://gamersplane.com/characters/dnd5/6546/
Last edited Jul 6, 2018 6:26 pm

Rolls

DEX save vs Blinding Spittle DC 13 - (1d20+1)

(20) + 1 = 21

STR save vs Bite DC 10 - (1d20+2)

(11) + 2 = 13

2-handed Opportunity Attack, Piercing Damage - (1d20+4, 1d8+2)

1d20+4 : (4) + 4 = 8

1d8+2 : (6) + 2 = 8

LenInactive for 28 days

Jul 6, 2018 7:20 pm
Myche winds up and swings as the disgusting mass of eyes and mouths moves past him.

"Where ya going, dude? The party is just getting started!"

He whomps the creature in the backside, if such a creature could be said to have a backside.
OOC:
Opportunity Attack roll of 13 for 8 bldg damage.
Last edited Jul 6, 2018 7:22 pm

Rolls

Opportunity Attack with radical flail - (1d20+3, 1d8+3)

1d20+3 : (10) + 3 = 13

1d8+3 : (5) + 3 = 8

Jul 6, 2018 11:54 pm
Ybus misses the creature by a hair's breadth! (AC 9), but then Myche clubs it to death with a satisfying squelch. (8 damage)
OOC:
• Still need Erden's DEX save (DC 13) vs. Blinding Spittle.
Battle Grid.
[ +- ] Initiative Order & Status
Jul 7, 2018 4:17 am
Round 4

Unless these two remaining chattering creatures have more surprises in store this fight looks like it will be over soon. One of them seems to be trying to escape through the drain pipe. The other seems about to drop onto Erden.
OOC:
• New round. PC's and turtles are up, any order.
• Still need Erden's DEX save (DC 13) vs. Blinding Spittle.
Battle Grid.
[ +- ] Initiative Order & Status

Rolls

Spit recharge? m1, m2 - (1d6, 1d6)

Jul 7, 2018 5:01 pm
Freed from the probing babble and mindless floor (or was it the other way around?), Ybus plants his feet and yells, "Goongala!" before launching a white bolt of crackling energy at the escaping creature.

"Raf, don't let it get away!" growls Lio, launching a throwing star at the creature above his brother's head.

Rolls

Ybus: Eldritch Blast, Force Damage - (1d20+5, 1d10)

1d20+5 : (8) + 5 = 13

1d10 : (1) = 1

Lio: Throwing Star, Piercing Damage - (1d20+3, 1d4+3)

1d20+3 : (19) + 3 = 22

1d4+3 : (1) + 3 = 4

Jul 7, 2018 8:56 pm
Round 4: Ybus & Lio

The fleeing creature is hit by spell and star. (5 damage)
OOC:
Battle Grid.
[ +- ] Initiative Order & Status
Jul 8, 2018 4:36 am
Myche steps daintily around the remains of the mouther he clubbed to death, looking at the ceiling and drainpipe. He draws out a ninja star himself, but instead heads over to Baracus who is breathing hard, shaking with rage.

"Hey big buy! It's not easy been green, amirite? But there's nothing as therapeutic as nailing an eye ball with one of these suckers at fifty yards. Give it try!

Myche hands the throwing star to Baracus, who reaches out and takes it. He winds up his arm.

"... no, not like that. Like this!"

Myche shows him the proper throwing technique, and then Baracus executes.
OOC:
Myche takes a help action, aiding Baracus on his ranged attack. Baracus attacks with the throwing star with advantage. Having trouble editing the map on my phone, but intended Myche to move alongside Baracus.
Last edited Jul 8, 2018 6:29 am

Rolls

Baracus attack - (1d20+5, 1d20+5, 1d4+3)

1d20+5 : (9) + 5 = 14

1d20+5 : (2) + 5 = 7

1d4+3 : (3) + 3 = 6

Jul 8, 2018 7:51 am
OOC:
First, I need Baracus' saving throw vs. Gibbering! :-D

Mych starts his turn outside the AoE so he doesn't need to save even though he enters (wonky rule but we're going with it).

LenInactive for 28 days

Jul 8, 2018 2:37 pm
OOC:
Gibbering save

Rolls

Wisdom save vs. Gibbering - (1d20+2)

(20) + 2 = 22

Disadvantage? - (1d20+2)

(19) + 2 = 21

Jul 8, 2018 3:12 pm
Round 4: Myche & Baracus

With Myche's instruction Baracus nails the mouther with the throwing star. (6 piercing damage)

"Duuude, you're a natural!" the turtle chortles.
OOC:
Battle Grid.
[ +- ] Initiative Order & Status
Jul 8, 2018 7:26 pm
Erden stumbles back into the wall as the spit finds its way into his eyes, "Ah, damn it!" he curses loudly, trying to wipe the stuff out of his eyes.
OOC:
Erden is doing nothing this round, since he can't see. Not worries about using my re-roll since they're almost dead
Last edited Jul 8, 2018 7:28 pm

Rolls

Dex Save - (1d20+2)

(3) + 2 = 5

Jul 8, 2018 7:32 pm
Don-Yi rushes to join Raf at the drainpipe, not wanting to let the thing escape. He smashes at it with his spear and launches a flurry of kicks and punches at it.

Rolls

Spear attack - (1d20+3, 1d8+1)

1d20+3 : (11) + 3 = 14

1d8+1 : (5) + 1 = 6

Flurry Attack 1 - (1d20+3, 1d4+1)

1d20+3 : (5) + 3 = 8

1d4+1 : (2) + 1 = 3

Flurry Attack 2 - (1d20+3, 1d4+1)

1d20+3 : (2) + 3 = 5

1d4+1 : (4) + 1 = 5

Thrown damage - (1d6+1)

(4) + 1 = 5

Jul 8, 2018 7:38 pm
OOC:
The drainpipe, and therefore the creature, is about 15 feet above the floor. A spear throw would hit it but melee attacks can't reach it.
https://i.imgur.com/iBbBZ2C.jpg
Jul 8, 2018 7:43 pm
OOC:
Then he'll throw his spear. All the stuff should be the same for attack, but damage will become d6+1, which I'll add to the original post
Jul 8, 2018 7:56 pm
Round 4: Erden & Don-Yi

While Erden struggles with the blinding mucus, Don-Yi throws his spear at the escaping monster. The weapon skewers the creature and stays stuck there a moment before clattering to the floor. (5 damage). The creature still lives! It oozes into the drainpipe...it's almost gone!
OOC:
Battle Grid.
[ +- ] Initiative Order & Status

DMJInactive for 2 months

Jul 10, 2018 12:42 pm
Rafiel

The maddening voices are still echoing through the room. Rafiel tries to keep his wits about him, but his sanity begins to fray. He loses control.
Last edited Jul 10, 2018 12:44 pm

Rolls

WIS save v. Gibbering - (1d20)

(8) = 8

Jul 10, 2018 12:49 pm
Still distracted by the chatter of the unnatural voices, Urban tries to focus his thoughts but begins to falter.
OOC:
Ha! Jabes, there you go. I'm passing off two characters to act crazy.
Last edited Jul 10, 2018 12:52 pm

Rolls

WIS Save vs. Gibbering - (1d20+2)

(3) + 2 = 5

Jul 10, 2018 12:58 pm
Round 4: Rafiel & Urban

The maddening voices are having an effect on Urban and Rafiel. The turtle seems to have lost all his rage - indeed, his entire will to fight. He stands rooted to the spot, eyes glazed, arms hanging idle at his sides. Urban is no better: he starts walking away from the fight, mumbling to himself, and brushes past Rydler on his way back into the tunnel.
OOC:
[ +- ] Gibbering effects
[ +- ] Initiative Order & Status
Battle Grid.

Rolls

Madness: Rafiel, Urban - (1d8, 1d8)

1d8 : (2) = 2

1d8 : (6) = 6

Direction? - (1d4)

(4) = 4

Jul 10, 2018 5:00 pm
Round 4: Rydler

"Urban! Snap out of it!" Rydler tries to get through to his friend, but Urban doesn't seem to hear. Those things need to be silenced! Rydler points a finger at the creature at the drainpipe and a radiant beam lances towards it. Unbelievably, it manages to get away, disappearing into the drainpipe. Likewise, the one above Erden escapes through a tiny crack in the stonework.

With the gibbering things gone, the Urban and Rafiel soon regather their wits. The sewers are suddenly eerily quiet save for the splish-splashing of the water.
OOC:
• Combat over! What do you want to do now?
Final look at Battle Grid.
• Party Status:
Baracus: 32/40hp.
Rydler: 24/24hp
Ybus: 12/18hp
Urban: 13/34hp
Erden: 11/20hp. Blinded.
Rafiel: 6/20hp, 2/3 ki.
Myche:14/20hp, 3/3 ki.
Don-Yi: 14/20hp, 2/3 ki.
Lio: 9/20hp, 1/3 ki.
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Rolls

m2 DEX save (DC 14) - (1d20-2)

(18) - 2 = 16

Jul 10, 2018 5:39 pm
Erden blows out a sigh of relief, checks to make sure none of his men are badly wounded, and then turns to the turtles, "What in the hell were those things!?" he blurts out, totally flabbergasted now that the fight is over.
Jul 10, 2018 6:46 pm
"No idea, dude!"Myche replies, scratching his head. "Weird!"
Jul 10, 2018 6:47 pm
"They weren't like any slimes we've ever come across."
Jul 10, 2018 6:49 pm
"They looked like the thing in the jar we found in the lab. You think the cult created a new kind of slime?"
Jul 10, 2018 6:51 pm
"Speaking of which, where the heck are all the cultists?!" Rafiel spits.
Jul 10, 2018 7:36 pm
"Last night's dinner?" Ybus suggests. He recharges the Light-infused rat corpse and inspects Urban's wounds with a prodding finger. "Look at that, only a pinky's worth up to the first knuckle!" he says, and sends a restorative energy flaring into the man's body.

The halfling then points finger-guns at Lio and Rafiel, and says, "Pew Pew!" Pulses of the same energy shoot from his fingertips and into the turtles of unusual size.
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Rolls

Cure Wounds HP, Urban - (2d8+2)

(28) + 2 = 12

Healing Light HP, Rafiel - (1d6)

(5) = 5

Healing Light HP, Lio - (1d6)

(6) = 6

Jul 10, 2018 9:03 pm
Urban feels the boost from Ybus' healing magic even along with the odd banter characteristic of the eccentric halfling.

"Thanks, goofy," Urban says as he takes a light hold of Ybus' ear. "Hey, are you still hearing voices or did that wax in your ears finally pay off for once?"

Lay On Hands: 6 Hit Point healing to Ybus

Regrouping with the others, Urban shakes hands with Erdan to see if he is well enough after the injuries.

Lay on Hands: 9 Hit Point healing to Erden

"Whatever is going on, I say we move back to the temple for a time to recover. Maybe the priests will have some idea of what these things are and what it may mean about the cultists."
[ +- ] Urban Quick Stats
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Jul 10, 2018 11:47 pm
Baracus surveyed the battlefield. His friends had performed admirably in battle, as always. Seeing that the others tend to their wounds and shaking off the unsettling gibbering, Baracus set to scrawling Orcish runes on his skin with the muck of Gibbering Mouther's remains. The voices were a test, but an easy one: of course he wasn't worthy of his father. Not yet. But it wouldn't always be that way.

When the ritual was complete, he cared for his Father's axe and the First Sword, in that order. Then Baracus threw his support behind Urban's proposed course of action with an affirmative grunt.
Jul 11, 2018 3:36 pm
OOC:
Anybody else have other ideas or have something else to say, or do we fast-forward to you getting hopelessly lost in the sewers arriving back at the temple?
Jul 11, 2018 3:44 pm
Ybus makes finger-guns and says, "Pew pew!" to Urban before swinging his rat-light around like a pocket watch.
Jul 12, 2018 11:07 am
You say goodbye to the turtles after they guide you back to the surface. When you emerge from Rat Alley the moon has already risen on your scond night in Pradesh. Back at Skandrana Varhu Temple, Sashvar and the child avatar are eager to hear your news. They are troubled by your account of the unnatural creature you encountered, as well as the possible connections to drug trafficking in the city. As for the missing cultists, Sashvar says...

"No doubt your defeat of Sardo Numspa and the foiling of their abduction scheme drove them out. The question now is how long it will take the cult to resurface. In the past every time they were thought to have been stamped out they were merely licking their wounds in some dark hole, plotting, multiplying. Granted, some of the times they laid low it took them years to return, but your guess is as good as mine whether that will be the case this time."

"Perhaps it's time to send an expedition to the Rat God's temple ruins in the northern forest." the priest turns to the child goddess for guidance, but she has fallen asleep curled up on a cushion. The decision will have to wait.
Jul 12, 2018 11:07 am
When you return to the Aunties' house Ash and Adi listen intently as you recount the day's events. Ash is intrigued by the turtles. Adi marvels at the Golden Child's gifts. Ash reports that the contract-signing with Valrakas went well, and that the Kestrel has been loaded up with the shipment of peppers bound for Qing'lai. A bit of troubling news: there was a failed assassination attempt on the minotaur captain just a few hours ago.

"The assassins were pumped up on something called Blue Sky and slain in the attempt so it's still unclear whether they were trying to cash in on the hit or if they were just a bunch of drug-crazed fools who picked the wrong target." Ash says with a shake of her head.
Jul 12, 2018 1:02 pm
"I don't believe in coincidences," Erden says, "Likely they just needed the drug to give them the courage to make an attempt on the minotaur. Either way, he can probably handle himself against any would-be assassins."
Jul 12, 2018 4:41 pm
Ybus doesn't seem thoroughly interested in the conversation, holding a pale crystal to the light and mulling how one might be combined with one of the Potions of Healing he stole found from the laboratory.
Jul 13, 2018 9:42 am
"Valrakas is formidable, as you've seen, but he and his men were caught by surprise in a narrow alley down by the docks, and some of the Kestrel crew were lost. They would have shipped out already if they weren't suddenly shorthanded. Valrakas asked me to ask you if you'd be interested in joining the crew for a spell. I think you made an impression on him at the Scum & Villainy."
Jul 13, 2018 3:18 pm
Baracus responds to Aishwarya's offer to join the Minotaur's crew:

"The hearts of the Golden Child's enemies still beat."

Baracus begins making preparations for war against the cult. He makes clear his preference is to leave for the jungle ruins, but anything involving killing cultists will do. He visits the Golden Child and makes a request.

"An adversary evaded me today; it will not happen again."

Baracus requests to borrow a shield and a back-mounted quiver with 10 javelins.
Jul 13, 2018 6:37 pm
"As much as I'd love to help Valrakas, the threat against the Child takes priority," Erden says, briefly taking a look around to gauge his companion's reactions to his decision.
Jul 14, 2018 2:13 pm
Urban is distracted, watching Aishwarya as she talks and after.

When he detects that others are waiting on him for input, he tries to recover. "Yes," he says, a bit open-ended.

"Erdan has it right," he says after a pause that he hopes will sound thoughtful. "I'll prepare."

As the conversation continues, Urban catches up to understand that the next mission seems to be coming together perhaps: a foray into the jungle to find an ancient temple and perhaps confront the rat cultist. Sounds just fine.

Urban soon separates, hoping to get out of his armor and get cleaned up before night's end. Before he does though, he asks his hostess, "Lady Aishwarya, I am wretched now, but will soon be more presentable. When I am, would it be too late for a stroll together to one of the tea vendors at the veranda?"
OOC:
Urban trying to get his date on, but also trying to gauge just how important it is to Aishwarya (and our hosts the Aunties by extension) that our group support Valrakas. And if the support is really expected, what kind of timeframe is at stake here.
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Jul 14, 2018 3:07 pm
As Aishwarya looks at Urban after he has showered and dressed down to common clothes, she notices that he is extremely buff.
[ +- ] Urban Quick BRAWNY Stats
OOC:
Jabes, does Aishwarya need to Save vs. being turned on?
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Jul 17, 2018 12:54 pm
As she and Urban take an evening stroll Aishwarya confides that she intends to join Valrakas and the Kestrel crew. Having secured the new deal with the minotaur, Ash wants to oversee not only the chili peppers' transport to Qing'lai but also its trade for silk and other goods. She wants to see this whole thing through and prove herself to the Aunties.

Urban decides that he is going too, to watch over Aishwarya, instead of joining the team in hunting down the rat cult. At first Erden isn't too happy about it, but decides to let him go if Rydler goes too. Ash has an idea: she's certain she can convince Valrakas to sail the Kestrel up the coast to the Serpent River mouth and equip Erden, Baracus and Ybus with a boat to take upriver just as Sashvar suggested.

And so it's all arranged. Early the next morning Baracus, Erden, and Ybus visit Skandrana Varhu temple to loan some gear and receive the Golden Child's blessing, then head to Smuggler's Cove to meet Urban, Rydler, and Ash who have boarded the Kestrel in advance.
OOC:
Take a Long Rest and complete your advancement to 4th Level. As requested, Baracus gets his shield and a back-mounted quiver with 10 javelins. You would have had time in the morning to acquire any other mundane gear you want, or any other preparations. Just let me know before we move further forward (Chapter 2!) tomorrow.

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Jul 17, 2018 3:53 pm
OOC:
Levelled up and ready to go!
Jul 17, 2018 3:54 pm
Ybus sleeps in the nude, bereft of all clothing except for the gifted necklace. He doesn't seem to care about modesty as he splays out like a Vitruvian Man to take up way more room than necessary during his slumber.

And he snores.

The next morning, during the temple visit, Ybus asks for a fishing rod and grappling hook, which he attempts to fruitlessly combine.
Jul 17, 2018 3:58 pm
OOC:
Leveled and ready!
Jul 17, 2018 5:19 pm
OOC:
Switching from Chapters to Episodes because what was I thinking, this is a television show!

Now airing Episode 2: Welcome to the Jungle!

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