Johnny watched the emotionally charged banter between the other two Monster Hunters before speaking, Okay, look, I'll get the tattoo and keep the fulcrum.. He paused, a bit of weariness to his voice, You two have families that'll get way more upset over you getting a tattoo than I do... I mean, my Aunts will be super mad but not like your parents would.
So just let me get it and deal with my Aunts and the fulcrum; you two get to stay clear of the fallout. It's the only solution that makes sense and doesn't get Alana committed and Logan grounded for life.
To seal the deal, he flops his arm down on the table in front of Melissa, Let's do this....