Stage 3 - Fem Slashers

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STAGE 3

FEM SLASHERS



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After defeating not one, but TWO opposing teams totally unscathed, things are quiet in Neo Hampshire.

After a few weeks of nothing going on, The Maiden invites all of you, Dear B☢️MBSHELLS, to Diana’s Bath for a meeting that also doubles as a gratuitous hot spring scene.


The bath is clothing optional. The Maiden has already opted out of her clothing. She is soaking in the steamy pool. There is a natural rock waterslide that may very well have inspired Neo Hampshire’s many deadly water parks from another era, and surely the water here was cold back in the day.

Now it’s pleasantly hot. Is this The Maiden’s nature magic at work? Or is it simply part of the permanent summer that followed Scorched Earth’s nuclear winter?

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MAY

"You ladies have done some amazing work. My mom, grandma and I can beautify the land again! I don’t know where the gangs are off to, but… they no longer threaten us.

"After your victory in Neo Amsterdam, the low level thugs started to disappear. And when you became champions…!

"My grandmother sensed fear. Followed by absence."

The Maiden (or May… no need to be formal with her. She’s a fan!) leans back against the natural wall of the bath, smiling pleasantly, giving yiu a moment to settle before the nature demigoddess reveals the nature of this meeting.

Opting to wear a towel around her person, Murasaki gingerly lowers herself into the water. "Ahhh... It pleases me to hear that balance is slowly but surely returning. There is still more work to be done, but one must slow down and relax every once in a while. Thank you for this opportunity, May-san."

She suspects they were invited here for a reason, but she's in no rush to get to the point.

Although Casey wears a revealing one-piece bathing suit with her fedora, she can't help but blush and look away when she sees the au natural Maiden soaking. "Thank you for inviting us, Miss May, she stammers before quickly lowering herself into the steamy water, hoping to hide her red checks. As she soaks, she begins to relax with a sigh.

May gives you a few minutes to settle in and bask in the warmth of the water. The only sounds are the trickling of the water and the trilling of unseen birds…

Finally, May tells you what she has to offer. To Gong-Ju and Murasaki, "You saved my life…" She includes Casey when she adds, "Word of your victory has saved Neo Hampshire. So… I wanted to offer a gift.

"The Mullet Hellions have a warehouse filled with antique vehicles of a thousand years ago. Take one. I will pour my magic into it so the vehicle moves by the light of the sun and moon! Perhaps you can find a place for a vacation."

Noticing Casey’s flush cheeks, she adds with a light giggle, "Perhaps not a nude beach."

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You may spend all the time in the bath you want, but when you do eventually get out, May will use her magic to cover herself in a gown of flowering vines, and escort you to the aforementioned warehouse…

As she soaks in the steamy water, Casey feels her muscles relax and the tension leaving her body.

"Boy, I'm sure glad I joined y'all. And we're gonna have our first vacation!"

Feeling the excitement, she gets out of the water and bounces over to the rock waterslide. Laughing, she launches herself off it and into the pool with a splash. "Woooo!"

Gong-ju happily soaks in the pool, her long tail idly waving up and down in contentment.

After some good clean fun with magically-restored nature, THE B☢️MBSHELLS are off to Dysneo World Theme Park, the greatest park on Scorched Earth! The Maiden alters your vehicle to run on sunlight and moonshine, and she even puts clothing on so she properly see you off.

🧝🏻‍♀️

MAY

"Drive safely, girls! And remember to rotate the driver so…"




"…oh my! The light is green! Goodbye!"

As much as it would be nice to hang out and chat with your number one fan, she totally understands you can save a lot of travel time by pressing the gas the exact sixteenth of a second that the light turns green.

And this is especially important when traveling south. You have to drive through The Massholes. As you do, you see a few smoldering wrecks of motorcycles that went off the road and near one wreck, you notice a black leather jacket with the Mullet Hellions logo on the back. There isn’t a man wearing it—no sign of any body, dead or alive.

You have no trouble navigating the giant craters, some of which take up three lanes of a four-lane highway. Luckily, May directed you to take Route 290 to 395. I-95 is the more direct route, but you have to drive fast enough to make the jump by the Soso-Soda factory.

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You get to the mostly sunken state of Road Island without incident, and follow the roads from island to island. Mermaids wave at you, some gasping as the recognize Princess Gong-Ju!

It’s not until you get to Neo York that you begin to see several motorcycles up ahead. You’re gradually catching up to them.

Murasaki's in the driver's seat! Since she can't quite make out who the bikers are yet, she keeps their speed steady and gradually approaches, intending to pass without issue. She has a firm grip on the wheel in case they want to start trouble.

Ever the passenger princess, Gong-ju lounges in the backseat at the car, smiling and waving at the other mermaids they pass. When the motorcyclists appear, she prepares to toss bric-a-brac at any would-be tailgaters!

In the shotgun seat, Casey pops open the glove box to find... a shotgun! "Oh gee. Is that a firearm? I've never used one before," she says as she pulls it out. She then proceeds to spin flip it in her hands before racking the next shells with a ka-chik.

While it was nice of April and May to help you all pack, maybe Gong-Ju’s trident didn’t have to be wrapped in beach towels and buried under luggage in the trunk. With no shoe phone reception, you can’t call the police. But it’s not as if riding a motorcycle is a crime.

Murasaki wisely moves to pass. The bikers were surely checking their mirrors—evident as a few heads turned and bikers started to pair up—getting in talking distance. There must be a dozen bikes, three or four of which have sidecars.

As you drive alongside, the men clear the center lane. Some are enjoying the view. One licks his lips. Another puckers his lips, possibly whistling, but all you hear are motors.

So you only see a goateed mouth forming the words ‘oh’ and ‘shit.’

You can kinda almost hear the "it’s" and the "them" and the F-Bomb and the syllable "shells!"

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@Eltesla,@Dmbrainiac,@Redcroc
🏍️ HELLIONS ON WHEELS
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It’s not until Murasaki has passed three bikes, with three still ahead, and three on the left lane beside you and another three on the right that you all realize…

The bikers fucked up. They thought you were three hotties in a sweet ride. Now some of them know you’re THE B☢️MBSHELLS. They’re yelling to others to attack! But others are trying to peek between Gong-Ju’s shells without going off the road.

The Hellions don’t know what the hell they’re doing. But you know they’re not about to let you pass either way, so go ahead and act before these criminals get organized…!

ROUND ONE…

🏁 GO!! 🏁

"The first strike is ours!" Murasaki sharply veers to the left, aiming to take out the bikers next to them.

Gong-ju can't help but giggle and wink at the closest biker, beckoning him with a crooked finger even as she grips her trident with the other hand.

Casey sticks out her tongue and blows a raspberry at the closest biker on the right of their whip and then kicks the door open, slamming into him.

"Take a hike!" she says as her long, shapely leg snaps out of the car. Just because she was a captive doesn't mean she was skipping leg day!