Stage 3 - Fem Slashers

@Eltesla,@Dmbrainiac,@Redcroc
🏍️ HELLIONS ON WHEELS
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🛵 THE LEGENDARY SIDECAR
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Murasaki rams one bike into another! Both bikes and bikers tumble alongside for a couple seconds. An explosion in the rear view mirror launches a flaming tire.

Casey decides to save ammo, opting to kick the door open! It clobbers a biker who maintains his balance just long enough to veer into another biker.
"Our handlebars are interlocked!"
"No shit, Sherlock! Steer out of it!"
"I’m trying! Don’t yell at me!"
"Don’t slap my hands!"
"It’s not on purpah—purpah—AAAAAH!"

The two bikers’ front wheels collide, flipping both bikes. The the guy behind them is too engrossed in the wind whipping Casey’s skirt. He plows into both bikes. In mid-air he continues to ogle until his face hits the road and paints a bloody skidmark along the zip strip.

A bike with a sidecar moves to ram, but Casey’s leg and Gong-Ju’s come hither simultaneously repel the attack and attract the passenger—he leaps outta the sidecar to tackle Gong-Ju!Casey has no bikers at her door, at the moment. She can use the shotgun to shoot the enemies in front of her, or she can lure the one in the right lane to slow down so she can flip him over when he tries to flip her off.

Murasaki notices that the remaining bike on her left and the center bike in front both have sidecars. The fat man in the sidecar tosses a beer bottle—and it’s on fire!

Gong-ju shoves the man away before he can tackle her, but she struggles to toss him out of the car.

"I suggest you hold on tight!" She reaches into the glove compartment and fishes out a pair of sunglasses. She unfolds them with a flick of her wrist and wears them over her already-closed eyes. Seeing the molotov cocktail arc through the air, she steers to the left, heedless to whoever she may hit.

Using the toe of her shoes to bring the car door back and close it, Casey leans out the window. One hand holds her hat down while the other points the sawed off shotgun at a biker in front.BOOM!

"Whoa! This thing kicks like a mule!" she says as the shotgun almost flies out of her grip.

@Eltesla,@Dmbrainiac,@Redcroc
🏍️ HELLIONS ON WHEELS
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Murasaki swerves—ramming the bike beside her, toppling it sidecar and all! A great ball of fire erupts where your sweet ride was—and two of the three bikers behind you swerve to dodge it! The center bike rides right through, and that rider is now engulfed in flames! His leaps from his flaming bike onto the back of the car!

Now not only did Gong-Ju fail to throw one guy off—she has two uninvited hitchhikers to deal with! Fortunately the one on fire has one foot on the passenger side door.All three of the bikers in front toss several Molotov cocktails high in the air!

"Burn, babes, burn!" the men chant, laughing wickedly.

Gong-ju grunts in pain as the thugs beat on her. With a surge of strength, she tries to toss them both out. "Get out of my car, get into my dreams!" she shouts, which doesn't make a lot of sense.

Hoping the door will stand up to the repeated abuse, Casey again slams the door open with a well muscled gam.

"Get OFF! You better not damage the paint!" she yells.

Murasaki presses the nitro button on the dashboard and steps on the gas hard! She's almost forced back into her seat by the sudden burst of speed.

If she can reach the three bikers in front, she'll show them just what she thought of their flaming bottles... by crashing right into them.

@Eltesla,@Dmbrainiac,@Redcroc
💀 SKULLET HELLIONS
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Casey kicks the door open! The burning man lands crotch-first on the door, slowly tips—and as soon as he touches pavement, he’s a rolling tangle of burning limbs, none of which remain connected to the torso for long.

Gong-Ju’s hurled opponent threatens, "Dreams?! I’ll be in your nigh—" He hits the road before he can finish his sentence.

Murasaki rams the leader’s legendary sidecar as she blows past the whole gang! And all of those Molotov cocktails make a very impressive mushroom cloud!—right where the entire gang was!

Gong-Ju and Casey look back—and Murasaki sees it in her rear view mirror—the men continue to ride on flaming motorcycles! The flesh is burned off of their faces—burned to the bone!

"Ya think we’re gonna let ya get away just ’cause we’re dead?"

"We’re invincible!"

"—except for the part where our skin burned off!"

"Yeah! We were pretty fuckin’ vincible then, but things have changed!"

"For the better!"

"Our dicks burned off! How is this an improvement?!"

"Agree to disagree! Let’s avenge our fallen brothers!"

"I’m avenging my burned-off dick!"

"Don’t be a killjoy. Just kill them!"

The entire gang pulls a synchronized wheelie. The guy who kept complaining about his dick immediately tips over backwards. All 206 pieces of him bounce and roll along the highway individually while his bike spins on its side, emitting sparks.

The skeleton in the sidecar declares, "We ain’t avenging that guy. Kill the girls!"

Two riders on the left. Two on the right. Sidecar boss behind you. Thanks to the Nitro boost, you all have time to attack before the enemies catch up!

Casey gives the finger to a biker on the right of the car - specifically the smoldering finger of the biker who just a little while got turned into highway hamburger!

Then she aims the shotgun and fires a blast into them. "Even with your weenies roasted, you're still a bunch of dicks!"

"Abominations! You should've just went peacefully." Murasaki veers the car towards the bikers on her left, trying to take them out. While she's at it, she spots some debris just ahead that's perfect for ramping off of. The car flies into the air, executing a daring barrel roll. Hopefully the landing's graceful!

Gong-ju looks for the biggest piece of debris she can find in the backseat to hurl!

@Eltesla,@Dmbrainiac,@Redcroc
❌ SKULLET HELLIONS
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🚓 SMART PATROL
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Murasaki rams both bikers on her left. They veer off the road, tumbling in a cloud of dust as bones and bike parts scatter! Casey shoots a rider in his fleshless face, leaving only his lower jaw spinning on the neck bone before the bike, tips rider and all!

The other is just holding the finger that Casey gave him. "Frank?" he asks the finger before Murasaki’s barrel roll clocks him and he careens into a billboard advertising Soso Soda.

Gong-Ju hurls a large box at the Legendary Sidecar. Unfortunately, it turns out to be a self-inflating air mattress. It inflates too soon and biker boss’ driver simply passes under it.

Gong-Ju and Casey both notice a police car by the billboard—hidden from view, until of course, after you ride past the billboard.

🚨WiiUUU🚨

Legendary Sid’s skull swivels around. "Aw, fuck! The Smart Patrol! Ain’t no reasoning with an automated police car! Lose ’im, Frank!"

The rider turns to his boss. "I’m Fred, boss."

A robotic voice calls out as the cruiser catches up, "DRIVERS, YOU ARE BOTH IN VIOLATION OF EXCEEDING THE POSTED SPEED LIMIT, LITTERING AND UNAUTHORIZED DISCHARGE OF A FIREARM. STOP OR I’LL SHOOT."

💥BAMF💥BAMF💥BAMF💥

Fred complains to his boss, "He shot me in the back of the head, boss."

"Shut up and ride, moron!"

"I’m Fred, boss. Ow."

The Legendary Sidecar speeds up! Gong-Ju could toss debris at him. Murasaki could ram him as he tries to pass on the left. If he does, Casey could shoot him.

But then there’s that cop! It seems to be too trigger happy, so pulling over is a very bad idea——you could try the Nitro. Failing that (or even if you succeed), a Stunt could help you get away.

"We have unwanted company." Murasaki frowns. However, she doesn't hit the nitro quite yet. She wants to finish what they started. As the Legendary Sidecar moves to pass, she steers to ram into it!

She then attempts to drift the car, just for the sake of it.

As the Smart Patrol car speeds behind them, Casey groans. "Now we got the robo-Man on our tail?! We're gonna need some back-up!"

She pulls off her shoes, flips the heel to the side, turning it into a phone. She dials a a number and says "I'm calling May! I hope she can help us out with some Fairy fire power to even the odds."

🧝🏻‍♀️

MAY

"My power can’t reach that far, but… oh! Fairy firepower! HEY MOOOOMMM!"

👩🏻‍🎤

APRIL

"Oh, you’re headed toward Dysneo World. I think there’s a fairy there. Or there used to be, until she joined the spa—"

Unfortunately, Casey discovers that she no longer has Shoe Phone Reception! Well, she did get her message across, so maybe The Mother and The Maiden can help..?

Gong-ju blows a kiss to the robot cop car to try to charm it into leaving them alone!

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MURASAKI: SPEND ☀️☀️☀️ TO SPIKE YOUR ☢️NITRO WITH ✨PIXIE DUST!

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CASEY: YOUR ☢️SHOTGUN NOW FIRES AN ICE BEAM!

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GONG-JU: SPEND ☀️☀️ TO ☢️HURL A SUPER BOMB!

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🚒 ENGINE 451
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There’s a long stretch of car chase, with lots of shooting and missing, other than Murasaki slamming into the Legendary Sidecar as it passes.

Then… there’s a twinkle! ✨

And you see her! A tiny fairy! It’s Tinkerbell… well… isn’t it???



She sits on your dashboard and addresses you.

"Hey, I just got a call at Space Federation Headquarters! I was about to beam over to Dysneo World for my vacation when I heard some heroines needed backup. And who but Samus Aran of the Space Feds, right..?

"Only—and this is kind of embarrassing—I can’t put up a fight until this fairy dust wears off. I thought Tinkerbell would get a kick out of me beaming over to her fairy house like this.

"Anyway, I can give you a couple power-ups."

She uses her Maru-Mari form to plant bombs in Gong-Ju’s many boxes of crap, sprinkles excess dust on Murasaki’s Nitro button and since she can’t have the Wave Beam and Ice Beam at the same time anyway, she decides to power up Casey’s shotgun with the Ice Beam.

"That’s the best I can do. Good luck!"

As she beams away, your car’s solar power is refilled.


The Smart Partol bot calls over his intercom. "CALLING FOR BACKUP IS A GAME AT WHICH TWO CAN PLAY."

🚨WiiUUU🚨

A fire truck suddenly speeds onto the highway as you drive by an on-ramp! And the firemen on the truck are wearing helmets marked with the Mullet Hellions logo!

"We got your back, Legendary Sid. Ya lose weight or somethin’?"

"I died."

"Well, that sucks."

The conversation ends abruptly and the men spray your car with their fire hose—which shoots fire!

"Oh my goodness! That was Samus! Arg... I shoulda asked for an autograph!" Casey says, starstruck. She barely manages to notice the gout of flames spewing toward the car in time to duck.

Then she pops back up and blasts the fire engine with an big chunk of ice from the powered up shotgun.

"You may get another chance. We're on our way to Dysneo World right now. We will have to thank her later!"

Hardly minding the heat, Murasaki steers with one hand, dodging the flames as well as she could. She hits the souped up nitro.