MURASAKI: SPEND ☀️☀️☀️ TO SPIKE YOUR ☢️NITRO WITH ✨PIXIE DUST!CASEY: YOUR ☢️SHOTGUN NOW FIRES AN ICE BEAM!GONG-JU: SPEND ☀️☀️ TO ☢️HURL A SUPER BOMB!CASEY AND/OR GONG-JU: ㊙️GIVE THE SOLAR PANEL A GOOD WHACK TO RELOAD ☀️s!
• 💢MISS: +☀️
• 💥HIT: +☀️☀️
• 💥💥COMBO: +☀️☀️☀️☀️
• 💥💥💥SUPER: +☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️ @Eltesla,@Dmbrainiac,@Redcroc ❌ THE LEGENDARY SIDECAR ____________________________________ • 🚒 ENGINE 451 ____________________________________
Murasaki is unable to dodge the flames! The car itself is singed, but the girls duck in time, so no one is hurt!
Casey then freezes the fire-spewing-firehose! Gong-Ju tosses a bomb, but before she can, Murasaki punches the Nitro! The speed boost puts The Legendary Sidecar in the rear, and the Smart Patrol is smart enough to recognize the futility of chasing your car as it takes flight!
You’re flying high above the city! You can see Legendary Sid and Fred in the smoldering crater, both undead men now a heap of shattered bones.
A robotic boot emerges from the patrol car. "UNDEAD OR UNALIVE, YOU’RE COMING WITH ME." When the broken piles of bones fail to respond, the robotic police offer folds his hands together in confusion. "I’M HAVING... TROUBLE."
But that’s not your problem. You’re way too high in the air to worry abou—
—holy shit, Murasaki! Lookout!!!
OOC:
Murasaki,
🕹️SWERVE OUTTA THE WAY of Engine 451!
Casey and Gong-Ju,
㊙️GIVE THE SOLAR PANELS A GOOD WHACK to reload your solar power. You’re gonna need that to take out Engine 451.
• This only works when you see the RELOAD sign.
For attacking, Murasaki can ㊙️RAM, Casey can ☢️SHOOT and Gong-Ju can ☢️THROW THINGS.
As the winged fire engine zooms toward their car, Casey tries to fire another ice blast but nothing comes out! That is when she notices the solar power meter on the sad face. Of course! The solar panels! She uses the butt of the shotgun to smack the converter box a few times.
"Now we're cooking with....er...ice?" she says as she aims the shotgun and shoots a chunk of freezing ice right at the fire engine!
The fire engine smashes head-on into your car! As you flip-flop between skyscraper and sky, Casey somehow gets a shot off that freezes 451’s tire! Gong-Ju hurls a box of random crap, shrinking the fire engine’s wing—but it continues to soar at your side, and Murasaki is having a hard time shaking it off!
With the firehose frozen solid, the men extend their ladder. It hooks onto the car, and three men with axes start to board!
OOC:
Dear B☢️MBSHELLS, protect your sweet ride from the Ax-Men!
• Gong-Ju, ㊙️FIGHT THE INVADER!
• Casey, ㊙️KICK THE DOOR to separate the car from the ladder or ☢️SHOOT THE LADDER to make it icy!
• Murasaki, 🕹️SWERVE, ㊙️RAM or ☢️SPEED UP to separate your car from the ladder!
Gong-Ju fends bonks one ax-man with the shaft of her trident, then with a mighty swing, she hurls another ax-man into the third! The hurled guy smacks into the truck’s iced surface. Cracks form from the impact—whether that’s the ice or the truck is hard to sa—
Aw, who am I kidding? You all know the combination of an ice-beam and a good ramming will break the truck. So focus on that, and try not to look at the three ax-man futilely flapping their arms as they drop toward the hazy skyscrapers below, destined to land in the parking lot behind a biker bar where the jukebox is blasting It’s Raining Men.
OOC:
Gong-Ju has already acted. Murasaki and Casey, let’s see if you can finish the truck!
• ㊙️ Murasaki can ram it.
• ☢️ Casey can shoot it.
Casey cracks open the barrel on the sawed off and loads two more ice cubes into it. Then she snaps it shut, aims at the flying truck, and starts ice blasting.
—the ice shatters with the shotgun blast! The truck cracks in two!
As the two halves of 451 slowdance into a passing cloud, you hear a couple panicked beeps of the horns. Maybe the front or rear driver flipped you off. Or both did. But you have no way of seeing the enemy’s fate.
What Gong-Ju sees, however, is a heart-shaped gift box on the floor of the back seat. It was buried under all the useless crap she hurled at the bad guys!
.MEANWHILE....
Somewhere along the Jersey Shore, darkened by an overcast sky thousands of feet below our dear B☢️MBSHELLS, is a dive bar simply called "Bar." It is here where Hujo reluctantly agreed to meet his former boss, Belcher.
"Your girl’s softened you up, Hujo. If you want to get back in my good graces, I need you to kill the Mother, Maiden and Crone."
"Aw, not the Crone! She makes the best soup, boh… uh, I mean… ex-boss."
"That’s right! You remember the time we robbed the Crone’s soup kitchen. That was the best Christmas ever, wasn’t it?"
"The soup was good, but…"
"C’mon, kid. All will be forgiven. Here’s a quarter to help you think."
"A quarter? Oh boy!" Instead of using the quarter to improve his life or his girl power, Hujo inserts the coin into an old video game machine.
"You immediately wasted it. And at that, on a game I can’t join in as Player 2 on account of my gammy leg."
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Hujo is too engrossed in the game to register the curmudgeonly griping from his lame ex-boss.
"It’s raining men! Gimme a hallelujah, ex-boss!"
*SPLIT* *SPLAT* *SPLUT*
Belcher notices a spatter of blood on the window… a toppled motorcycle under a heap of what, inside-out snakes? He’s very sure he just saw a man fall and break like a jelly jar.
"It is raining men, Hujo. I’ll give you that." Belcher wheels himself toward the exit. "Think it over. We’ll talk in 48 hours."
But Belcher is barely 48 inches past the handicap ramp when half a firetruck plummets from the sky onto the disgraced capo, crushing him beyond recognition.
Hujo is oblivious as he watches the score tally. "Ya see that, boss? I’m on fire!"
💥CRASH!!💥
The front half of Engine 451 smashes through the ceiling, narrowly missing the former thug!
"Not literally," he says to the fire truck embedded in the broken floor.
Murasaki breathes a sigh of relief now that they're safe... for now. "That was more exciting that I expected... I pray this is not a bad omen for our vacation."
You fly above the cloudline for a while, in part because there isn’t a way to steer down aside from your car thinking sad thoughts. Fortunately, you see a floating castle up ahead.
…and after you pass the pink cloud, you also see a sign on the left side of the castle.
WENDY’S 🍔 HOME OF THE WHOPPER OF A BURGER
THAT’S BIG ENOUGH FOR FIVE GUYS
You happen to be flying at the altitude of a really great parking space. Whoever parked the flying carpet went a little over the line, but if you park between the carpet and the pegasus, you’ve got plenty of room.
OOC:
Also, don’t forget about the heart-shaped gift box in the back of your car.
💝
Despite being heart-shaped, it’s not extra HP. (Probably not a surprise either, but…)
Casey leans out the window of the car to check the blood stains, dents, and scorch marks on the hood and door. "That'll buff out. Right?" she asks with a worried look.
"Ooh a Wendys! Road trip food!" she says feeling a bit better already.
Blood stains? Well… the car is, umm, red…? Never mind that. Gong-Ju is opening the gift box! Being a proper princess, she reads the card first. And best of all, the ink doesn’t run because she’s not opening the card underwater!
Dear Bombshells,
> > >I hope that, by the time you read this, you are completely relaxed as you so deserve this vacation. Words cannot sufficiently express my gratitude for what you’ve done for my family, so I’ll keep this note short.
> > >Enclosed are three fistfuls of Yen. Do spend it all in one place.
Sincerely,
The Crone
OOC:
Dear B☢️MBSHELLS,
Each of you has obtained a Fistful of Yen!
💴 💴 💴You park your vehicle. You can’t help but notice the flying carpet in the adjacent space is not in the best of condition. It’s punctured and scratched in several places and covered in yellow cat hair.
As you step into the castle, a guard politely addresses you.
💂🏻♂️
GUARD ROYALE
"Welcome to the Mushroom Cloud Kingdom," says the guard on your left.
💂♂️
GUARD ROYALE WITH CHEESE
The guard on the right is chewing on a mozzarella stick. He uses the half eaten snack as a pointer stick. "You ladies oughtta try Wendy’s burgers. It’s the greatest thing since the extinction of cattle!"
💂🏻♂️
GUARD ROYALE
The first guard remains professional. "That would be to your left, ladies. You may be fortunate enough to see the princess herself dining among the commoners."
💂♂️
GUARD ROYALE WITH CHEESE
"And if my bud’s mistaken," says the second guard while chewing loudly, "lemme apologize in advance. Sorry, ladies, but our princess is in ano—"
💂🏻♂️
GUARD ROYALE
The first guard cuts off the second with a sharp look.
"I assure you, ladies. The princess is here. She is dressed down, having not expected the presence of a royal guest. My apologies, Princess Gong-Ju, for the…" He glances at his partner, who swallows the last of his cheese stick audibly. "…lack of formality.
"Please."
The guard politely steps aside. (His partner awkwardly follows suit.) Both gesture toward the aroma of road trip food.
Murasaki stashes her share of yen in her gi. She'll need to express her appreciation to the Crone later!
"I suppose I am somewhat famished after that road encounter. I've never had the pleasure of eating a burger before either. Farewell, guards." She leads the way to Wendy's, letting the smell of greasy food guide her nose.
As you enter the restaurant, you are greeted personally by its owner, a spiky-shelled dragon-turtle.
"Welcome to Wendy’s. Or maybe I should say ‘welcome to Mine,’ ’cause I’m Wendy! I hope you brought your appetites, ’cause everything I serve is super-sized… but totally worth it ’cause also, everything’s—"
"—hand-cooked!"
She invites you to have a seat and place an order.
OOC:
You may order typical burger-joint food. The burgers are unusually large. Like double the size of a woman’s hand… if the woman is 6’3".
