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This +2 magic pistol is meant to replace a severed hand.

(Wondrous Item)
This wooden figurine of a duck wearing a crown is small enough to fit in a pocket. If you use an action to quack the correct duck call and throw the figurine to a point on the ground (or water's surface) within 60 feet of you, the figurine becomes a flock of 7 giant ducks for up to 6 hours. Each duck has the same stats as giant ravens, but add a Swim Speed of 20 ft. If the space where the ducks would appear is occupied by other creatures or objects, or if there isn't enough space for the them, the figurine doesn't become a flock of ducks. After 6 hours have passed, the flock reverts to figurine form. The flock reverts to a figurine early if it drops to 0 hit points or if you use an action to quack the command again while touching it. Once it has been used, it can't be used again until 5 days have passed.

The ducks are friendly to you and your companions. They can be used as mounts by Medium or smaller creatures to fly in V-formation. The ducks fight only to defend themselves. They understand your languages and obey your spoken commands. If you issue no commands, the ducks defend themselves but take no other actions.

Wondrous Item (requires attunement by a spellcaster)
While this pearl is on your person, you can use an action to speak its command word and regain one expended spell slot. If the expended slot was of 4th level or higher, the new slot is 3rd level. Once you have used the pearl, it can't be used again until the next stroke of midnight.

Rod, rare (requires attunement)

This rod is a magic weapon that ends in three rubbery tentacles. While holding the rod, you can use an action to direct each tentacle to attack a creature you can see within 15 feet of you. Each tentacle makes a melee attack roll with a +9 bonus. On a hit, the tentacle deals 1d6 bludgeoning damage. If you hit a target with all three tentacles, it must make a DC 15 Constitution saving throw. On a failure, the creature's speed is halved, it has disadvantage on Dexterity saving throws, and it can't use reactions for 1 minute. 

Moreover, on each of its turns, it can take either an action or a bonus action, but not both. At the end of each of its turns, it can repeat the saving throw, ending the effect on itself on a success. 

While this bracelet in the shape of a spider is latched onto your arm with its fangs sunk in your wrist:
• You have resistance to poison damage.
• You have a climbing speed equal to your walking speed.
• You can move up, down, and across vertical surfaces and upside down along ceilings, while leaving your hands free.
• You can't be caught in webs of any sort and can move through webs as if they were difficult terrain.
• You can use an action to cast the web spell (save DC 13). The web created by the spell fills twice its normal area. Once used, this property of the bracelet can't be used again until the next dawn.
• All your successful attacks, even those that don't deal a lot of damage, are spectacularly bloody and gory. And Danny Trejo keeps showing up no matter where you go.

melee weapon (trident, martial)

Damage: 1d6 Piercing
Item Rarity: Uncommon
Properties: Range, Thrown, Versatile 1d8
Range: 20/60
Weight: 4

This trident is a magic weapon. It has 3 charges. While you carry it, you can use an action and expend 1 charge to cast Dominate Beast (save DC 15) from it on a beast that has an innate swimming speed. The trident regains 1d3 expended charges daily at dawn.

In addition to beasts, this particular trident can be used to dominate dragon turtles.harges daily at dawn.

While wearing this cloak, you can use a free action to make it billow dramatically, and cause illusory doves to flutter about.

This amulet floats on water or other liquids. While attuned, The bearer can breathe underwater, and gains a swimming speed equal to his walking speed. To attune, you must spend a Long Rest wearing this - wearing ONLY this.

Magic weapon (requires attunement)
This gruesome magic flail beats down a creature's will to survive as bludgeons flesh, dealing an extra 2d4 psychic damage to any target it hits. Any creature that takes psychic damage from the medulla oblongata must also succeed on a DC 15 Wisdom saving throw or have disadvantage on Intelligence, Wisdom, and Charisma saving throws until the wielder's next turn.

Magic weapon (requires attunement)

The bearer may use a bonus action to change the form of the weapon to any other simple or martial melee weapon. It always counts as a silvered weapon no matter what form it takes.

Once per short rest, when the wielder crits with this weapon, the target and all creatures within 5 feet of it (other than the bearer) must roll a DC 12 Constitution saving throw or be knocked prone by a wave of concussive force.

Makes you feel like a lucky punk. You have the Lucky feat while you smoke it. The cigar can be smoked a total of 1 hour (can be broken up into multiple short uses). It cannot be smoked underwater.

Magic firearm (requires attunement)
Once per short rest, when you crit with this pistol, it casts Hex on the target. Roll a d6 to determine which of the target's abilities is weakened. You cannot transfer the curse to another creature.

If you crit again with this weapon before taking a short rest, in addition to casting Hex on the target, one of your abilities is also weakend (same ability as the target).

On the silver & coral inlay is engraved a gun-toting man on a ship being swallowed whole by a whale.

(requires attunement by person with 1 missing eye)
This leather eyepatch with a garish red eye painted on can only be attuned by a person who has one eye missing. While you wear and are attuned to this eyepatch, you gain a +1 bonus to attack and damage rolls with ranged weapons. While using firearms, however, you gain a +2 bonus to attack and damage rolls. Additionally, you have advantage on Intimidation checks.

• While wearing this sash, you have advantage on Perception checks to detect undead.
• You can cast Magic Circle once per long rest, but it only works on undead.

Magic greatclub (requires attunement)
• Treat as a +1 magic weapon when the wielder is raging.
• When the wielder reduces a creature to zero hit points they may use a bonus action to move half their movement speed towards another hostile creature.
• The wielder may also spend one of their hit dice to deal additional damage equal to the hit die roll.

It's just a mundane jar of mayonnaise. Nothing special about it.

Rare Magic Item (requires Attunement)

While attuned to this item and have it on your person, you can use an action to speak its command word. When you do so, you can see into and through solid matter for 1 minute. This vision has a radius of 30 feet. To you, solid objects within that radius appear transparent and don't prevent light from passing through them. The vision can penetrate 1 foot of stone, 1 inch of common metal, or up to 3 feet of wood or dirt. Thicker substances block the vision, as does a thin sheet of lead.

If speak the command word when you do not have the item on your person, you can see what the eye sees as long as you and it are on the same plane of existence.

Whenever you use the item again before taking a long rest, you must succeed on a DC 15 Constitution saving throw or gain one level of exhaustion.

Magic weapon (requires attunement)
The item floats on water or other liquids. Wielding it underwater does not impose disadvantage on the attack.

Magic hand wraps (requires attunement by a monk)

These hand wraps grant a +1 bonus to attack and damage rolls of your unarmed attacks and to the saving throw DCs of your Monk special abilities.

In addition, you can regain 1d4 ki points as an action while wearing these wraps. You can't use this property again until you finish a long rest.

None of this works unless you give each unarmed strike combo a cool-sounding name.

(magical spectacles, requires attunement)
What if I told you this is all just make-believe - thought up by a bunch of nerds sitting at their computers?

If you use an action to speak the command word while wearing these spectacles, you gain the ability to see things as they actually are. For 1 hour, you can see in normal and magical darkness, see invisible creatures and objects, automatically detect visual illusions and succeed on saving throws against them, perceive the original form of a shapechanger or a creature that is transformed by magic, and notice secret doors hidden by magic all out to a range of 120 feet. Furthermore, you can see into the Ethereal Plane within the same range.

The item can't be used this way again until the next dawn.

Magic ring (Requires attunement)
While wearing this ring and touching water, you can use an action to summon a water elemental, as if you had cast the Conjure Elemental spell. The ring can't be used this way again until the next dawn.

You have a telepathic link to the elemental you summon. If the conjured elemental is slain, banished, or dispelled by anyone other than you, the mental backlash causes you to go crazy as if under the effects of the Confusion spell. This effects lasts for half as long as the elemental was in existence.