Gnarly Peg
"Yes yes, I'll tell them. Shut yer trap," Peg says, out of no where. He spits a bit of the black tar out of his mouth and onto the ground.
"Them birdsa cursed, if'n you ask me, cursed I say. Prolly by that ol' bitch. Shut up, I'm talking. Where was I? Right. The Golden Tide; brought 'bout the best clams in years. Absolutely delicious. I was the first one out there, when the Tide came. First one! And it made the best clams. This is the first festival since the Tide came in, and it's gunna be a good one I tell you what."
He spits out another stream of tobacco, and stops talking.
The moment someone says anything after his short screed, he interrupts with,
"Watch yer face! Haha!" and then let's them continue uninterrupted.